From the way Everything quickly went from one issue to the next on Cloud City, which was happening simultaneously, Luke could only have been with Yoda for a few days.
I guess that wasn't enough time to actually learn how to fight a dark Jedi and that's why Kylo creamed him and his pupils who learnt nothing from the teacher who knew nothing.
Kylo being given a few pointers by Snoke easily tipped the balance in his favour.
Like a week. Yoda lied to Luke about him already being a Jedi Knight for moral support because otherwise Luke is just going to walk into his next duel thinking he'll get absolutely creamed.
Considering he's suddenly OP in ROTJ, probably.
But when he's heading back to Dagobah in ROTJ he implies that he hasn't seen Yoda since he promised to return to his training once he was sure Han and co. were safe so who knows.
>implying you wouldn't be just as creepy in that situation
I guess they cut it to make Luke's debut in ROTJ more mysterious.
But the Millenium Falcon didn't have a working hyperdrive. Luke could have spent months training while the Falcon spent hours/days traveling to Bespin at relativistic speeds. Time dilation, senpai.
Ever been in a swamp?
Enjoy your 24 hour a day nonstop encounters with insects and arachnids
It felt so isolated from all the other fuckery happening all over the galaxy that I can understand that. Like a nice little getaway except it's a shitty swamp.
Why is Dagobah Luke best Luke?
Sweaty and slightly buff but still cute and tiny.
Did he lose his buffness in ROTJ? He looked extra small in that one.
Why does Yoda have snakes all over his house?
>INT. Imperial Base
>Luke: *dressing up as a stormtrooper to save Leia*
>Random stormtrooper: Hey, you! What do you think you're doing! You're too cute to be a stormtrooper!
>Luke: *blushes* No, I'm not! I'm on duty!
>Stormtrooper: Oh yeah!? What sort of duty? You're supposed to be guarding the princess!
>Luke: A secret mission.
>Stormtrooper: How about you and I go on a secret mission in one of those cells? If you know what I mean.
>Luke: No. What do you mean?
>Stormtrooper: You know..have some fun. Bet you're skinny like that princess under that armor.
>Luke: I'm not that skinny. I'm not really a big guy either, but I believe she's skinnier. I don't know what you mean, I must be on duty.
>Stormtrooper: Are you into guys?
>Luke: Into guys? I have guy friends that I like. If you don't leave me, they'll come and save me!
>being completely isolated in a shithole filled with insects and giant sea monsters
>rains all day and is moist as fuck
>no way to build a solid house because the ground is shit
>incredibly strong dark side engergy that would fuck with your mind
yeah, sounds like a blast
>It's all tainted by dark side energy
Why would yoda live in a place like that?
Looks like someone is trying to combat the homolust by spamming Total Recall memes
That would explain why Luke became all wise and mysterious in ROTJ, I guess.
I know George is an uptight faggot, but I'm pretty sure he left that scene out because Luke and Leia kiss in it. He removed two extra scenes where they kiss.
Probably didn't want to loop audio for the sandstorm dialogue and the scene where Luke is talking to Han over intercom in the cockpit of his x-wing before going to Dagobah basically gets the same point across but with less homolust and incestuous cheek kisses.
>Luke's shirt will never slide down due to the gravity as he's training upside-down
Kind of bullshit that that doesn't happen because, realistically, it would. What did they use to keep if from rolling up, tape?
>According to your headcanon, the reason the Jedi got destroyed by Kylo, is because their teacher wasn't an experienced combatant
>This, in connection to a movie that establishes that the Force can guide you in combat
I mean there is a sliver of a chance that Rey was instead recalling some sleeper agent shit about how to use light sabers, implanted in her brain by
Revan, and it's also possible that she used the Dark Side there, but the first one would make the entire plot of the movie incredibly stupid, considering it would establish that she learned as little more than a toddler how to use a lightsaber efficiently in combat in an adult's body who didn't wield that kind of weapon for a decade at least, and the second alternative... Well a) they would have done an amazingly shit job at conveying her slipping to the Dark Side, considering how much better Luke's slips (and even Anakin's slips) were portrayed, and b) would set the new trilogy up for a massive risk take, considering they're planning to do a 180 with their franchise protagonist. And this is Disney. Those two things don't go together.
It was a bit over a year. The time gap from ANH to Empire was over 3 years.
Apparently it is supposed to be just under 5 years from beginning of ANH to the end of Jedi
ANH takes place 32 years from Phantom Menace, Empire 35 years and Jedi 36 years, canonically.
>How long did Luke train with Yoda?
Slightly longer than it took the Falcon to get from Hoth to Bespin at sublight speeds since they had no hyperdrive.
Who the hell knows how long that was.
Looked like he kissed her on the mouth desu. Why on earth would Lucas make them do that after he decided to make them siblings at that point?
George pls, that's not a good enough excuse.
Kissing on the mouth isn't sexual in all cultures. I know that in Germanic and Scandinavian countries, parents and siblings kiss each other on the mouth, no french kiss though.
He's healing in a bacta tank after getting his shit wrecked by cave yeti
Fuck, somebody should've suggested that when the scenes were being filmed.
>I'm pretty sure he left that scene out because Luke and Leia kiss in it. He removed two extra scenes where they kiss.
>ywn sensually tease those nipples with the tip of your tongue while he moans and squirms
I want to say a months.
The Falcon took a long time to get to Bespin at sublight speed, even if relativity meant they didn't experience too much time themselves.
Depends entirely on Disney now I guess.
So is this section of the ship supposed to have some sort of artificial gravity fuckery to explain how the gunner seats are attached to the side of the wall at a 90 degree angle?
Even carrie's characters are whores
Yes, Gary Kurtz was the biggest Lucas critic and the series' producer and he's partly responsible for how great the first two SW movies are. During the production of RotJ, Lucas basically rewrote the entire story and Gary Kurtz left.
Ever been to a swamp? It basically is like that.
God damn, I know that the EU turned Leia into a super slut who fell in love with three different people between telling Han she loved him and their wedding, but the actual film had elements of this too?
>Welp, Hans a coffee table, Luke, you're my favourite second place, wanna fuck?
I heard George's wife at the time was his biggest critic and kept him from making really stupid decisions.
If Luke and Leia had grow up together, do you think she'd been the pervert molesting pedo twin who just coerced Luke into doctor games etc throughout their childhood and in their teen years took his virginity in some dominant twincest?
They did have a story set for RotJ though. Originally, Han was even supposed to die during the second act, the Ewoks were absent, and there was no second death star. The ending was going to be very bittersweet, unlike the happy ending of what we got.
If that's what you're telling yourself.
I can sort of see it. On a related note did you know that Kurt Russell auditioned for the role of Han? The footage is out there of the actual interview someone posted it in a SW thread years ago.
Really? I love Kurt, but I don't think he'd fit as Han.
>a non-pointing Mark getting dubs
I can't imagine anyone but Ford being Han, which is why this new Han prequel movie Disney is gearing up to do is a shit idea.
It's not going to happen. Disney is too focused on pandering to the established SW nostalgia, and won't alter the established movies. Maybe we'll see influences of it in the new movies, but I doubt it.
Here's a little something from the concept art for jedi. See if you can spot it.
It's irrelevant. You clearly see that they had a montage.
I found it.
>Those nips do look very perky and sensitive.
I wonder if he's so sensitive there that the scratchy Dagobah shirt distracted him. He probably wears loose robes all the time for a reason.
>ywn reach your hand into his robe and play with his nipples as he turns into a blushing moany mess
Is that a fucking Dalek in the background?
The shitty edits can be ignored. Luckily we live in an age where the unaltered versions are available for download.
What's white and cover Fisher's dressing room?
>It's like this series was destined to be sold to the biggest merchandise shillers on the planet.
Its almost like making moves is a business and they care about money.
Not that I know of, just a whore and coke addict
The tight shirt would have stayed in place and not had much of an effect really, especially since it lacked sleeves that would make it move around with his arms.
If anything the loose robes gently brushing against them when he moved was more likely be "distracting".
So then what the fuck was Luke doing between ANH and ESB for 3 fucking years? Hiding from Vader on Hoth? Why the fuck didn't Obi-Wan wait 3 years to tell him there's a furry, green faggot that happens to be the grandmaster of all Jedi knowledge?
Fighting the Empire I assume, there's always been a large gap between ANH and ESB.
As for Obi-Wan, Anakin was a good friend, Luke was not. Also Obi-Wan is kind of a dick, he can't even go into a bar without cutting someone's arm off.
No, George despised the concept of the grey jedi when he heard about KoTOR 2. He threw a shit fit saying his universe is black and white good vs evil.
There is a very good chance that George is personally responsible for KoTOR 3 being a MMO instead of the real deal.
>Judging by that recent TFA cast picture, Hamill still has distractingly perky nipples.
Anybody have this?
Jesus christ, Mark went to grab that blaster by the trigger when fisher was right in front of it.
Those imperial blasters were real WW2 weapons with bits glued on. They were loaded with real blanks to help the animators place the blaster bolts.
They normally have excellent trigger discipline in ANH because of it. It looks like Mark went to grab it by the trigger, remembered that he isn't supposed to otherwise people might die and quickly put his finger behind the trigger as damage control.
Fisher could have been seriously hurt right there on film.
Rebels just has the specific years listed for it's specific things, TCW doesn't. From my memory though, I believe the last two Seasons of TCW were Year 12, the middle seasons were Year 11 and the first two were Year 10.
in some behind the scenes pictures you see something white covering his nipples under his robes from the begining of the film. its like, a nipple strap or something. its not and undershirt, it looks like its just covers his nipples
Man, that puppet looks like he's seen some shit.
Coming from a country with mandatory military service, there were at least a 100 times I witnessed somebody mishandling an assault rifle so that it might have gone off with people around them, I admit that I myself forgot to switch safety on a few times
You gotta track down Han, get everyone inside Jabba's palace and you can't rush that or it's suspicious, spend some time squatting in Obi-Wan's hut, and I dunno probably an alliance mission or two in there.
>when your nipples are so perky you need a strap to hide them
>He threw a shit fit saying his universe is black and white good vs evil
too bad his own pet project, the clone wars, made the force canonically a yin yang type of thing, which becomes unbalanced if either side becomes too strong
George almost sounds like he's borderline retarded.
You know they sped this up in playback, like they shot it on 12's.
The raw footage of Vader falling actually looks less retarded than the final project. I've always thought it looked so damn fake and awkward when he just dives to the rails.
I'd leave fisher out and be sandwiched in between ford and hamill
>not wanting to fuck prime Hamill and Ford
Oh, I see what you mean. I'm not that anon, but I'd definitely include her. Her face doesn't do anything for me, but I can't resist that body.
>george? can i wear a shirt under these robes?
>sorry mark, luke doesnt wear one under his robes. and we shot too many scenes to change anything now
>its just..these robes rub my nipples too much. i cant focus
>...uh..w-we'll, get you some gauze or something..
what would be better is watching prime ford fuck prime hamill and fisher is nowhere to be seen. or i guess you can sit on her face
>precum dripping out of his dick while hes getting pounded
this is getting too gay for comfort
Luke's about to have his first sexual experience.
How did Luke manage to grow up on Tatooine without being sold into slavery
>they don't wear underwear in space, Mark
That would be amazing to watch but Id hope I could join in
>No, George despised the concept of the grey jedi when he heard about KoTOR 2.
>not a single person asking for a source, but just sperging out
id prefer to just watch honestly. watch his dick bounce up and down while he rides ford reverse cowgirl style
i dont find men sexually attractive so would only like to look at the good parts in action
>Luke looking down as soon as a black guy puts his hands near Lukes pocket
Must suck being str8 knowing you cant be sexually attracted to him ;)
Because Owen and Beru loved Luke like a son. A shame he was more bothered by Ben dying after knowing him a day than what were his parents being replaced with skellington imperial spies.
This. I've been in deserts, rainforests, a cold tundra for three days. None of them have shit on swamps. Insects bothering you all the fucking time, disease ridden water that's still horrible even if you boil it, logs and branches all over for you to trip over.
Walk 100 yards there's a small lake/stagnating river in front of you. Get past it walk 400 yards with no water. Walk another 300 yards there's another small lake in front of you. Repeat ad nauseam and you can never tell how fucking deep it is so you better be poking around in front of you with a long ass stick every step.
Let's not even talk about the one thing in common almost every swamp in the fucking world has which is poisonous snakes.
i mean hes attractive. i can recognize when men are attractive, but they do nothing for me and in fact turn me off. i mean i would slap his dick around, suck of his balls, inhale the musky scent of his genetalia, but i wouldnt be able to kiss him or do anything sensual with him. human sexuality is weird, but now we're getting into tumblr territory and a bunch of fags will get triggered so i will stop. its easier to just say im a pervert
Luke looks like a completley different person in all three movies and it's fucking weird. Sometimes he looks like a completley different person multiple times in one movie depending on the scene.
>ywn see a jealous Han drag Luke somewhere private so he can fuck him and pull his hair until he cries for forgiveness
Han was getting into that shit. He wanted to stick it in both of them.
>family skywalker gathering
>its little bens birthday
>uncle luke is doing magic tricks with the force to entertain the kids
>leia is going around serving punch and pie
>han gives ben a hug and hands him his present
>its keys to a small childs speeder
>"hey kid, did i ever tell you that your mom and uncle luke made out like 4 four times?"
>items luke was levitating explode
>leia drops serving platter
>adults start murmuring
>kids start pointing and laughing
>25 years later ben destroys lukes legacy and kills his cuck dad
I bet he made the cutest whimpers and would shudder through his orgasms and would grind his hips while covering his embarrassed face, trying to stifle his moans~