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>movie confirmed anti-feministic
>reddit shills on /tv/ suddenly hate it and Clawie
Hmmm
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>>64921380
>It's another Box Office Poison Moretz movie.
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>>64921700
Why does she choose her movies so poorly?
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>feminism will kill us all

Is that a spoiler? Are the aliens all women?
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>>64922086
because she isn't that smart. she was meant to be a pornstar but made a wrong turn in LA one day and wound up on a movie set.
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>>64922260
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>>64921380
Oinkposting is my favorite meme
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>>64921380
Wait, what does this movie have to do with feminism and how is its message that feminism will kill us all? I thought it's about an alien invasion.
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Why can't she get better roles?
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>>64924090
>those feet

das gross tbqh famalam
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>>64924090

Sexy ass feet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmxLybfGNC4
actual trailer because OP is a faggot

tl;dr aliens abduct children and put them through re-education camps, training them to kill the remaining human population after aliens send mankind back to the stone age
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>>64922260
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>>64924311

wow that actually does sound a lot like contemporary feminism
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>Chloe still getting roles
How
Did she ever star in a movie that didn't flop as fuck?
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>>64924643

C O U C H
O
U
C
H

tha pussy game RIDIKULUS
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>>64921380
>Liev Schreiber

This movie can't possibly be crap
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>>64921380
>I'm Acting
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>>64925231
nothing wrong with that 2bh
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>>64925482
delusional chlomo user
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>>64921380
So, how is it anti-feminist?
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>>64925547
Anything is valid if you want to sell your garbage, there's no 'bad' publicity
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>>64924643
It's not like she's the reason these movies flop though. They are trashy B movies that no A lister would ever star in. They hire Chloe because she is willing to do these shitty movies, they don't become shitty movies because she is in them.
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>>64921380
>Sony
'no'
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>>64925517
>autist who can't into facial reactions
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>>64925714
>spitting towards the sky
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>>64925637
>A lister
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>>64925637

Why does she do it though? It can't help your career having all this shit on your resume.
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>>64924311

Those Aliens must be some real bitches if they have to take all those steps to bring down humanity.
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if she keeps doing these kind of movies she'll join brendan and drake in the justice league of /tv/
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>>64925790
Keep her name known I assume
Also she is retarded enough to let her incest faggot brother manage her instead of some professional kike
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Why would you ever say yes to a role like this?
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>>64921380
>movie comes out in january
>it's shit
WHAT
A
SHOCK
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>>64925953

Because she gets money for it?
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>>64924174
Her feet look like a raptor's.
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>>64922086
chloe is easily the worst part of any movie she's in
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>>64924090
looks like when you put make up on a pig
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>>64925953
There was this slightest amount of hope on YA back in 2014. They would never know though.
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>>64925790
A mediocre actress stars in mediocre movies. Where is the surprise here? Do you think an actress like Chloe gets amazing movie offers and turns them down on purpose? These type of movies are all she gets offered and she's gotta eat.
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>>64921380

Sup Sony Marketing

Pushing the same marketing angle you were using before.

I've got a better idea for you. Why not try making good movies instead?

Then you won't have to pay idiots to shill them on the internet.

No one will see this crap. Fuck you.
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>>64922180
It's click-bait. IDk why the fuck people keep shilling for Jezebel
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WHY COULDN'T THE ANTI-FEMISM MOVIE HAVE GOTTEN ONE OF THEIR POWERPOINT SLIDES REVEALED?
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>>64922086
The real question is why Hollywood continue to pushing Chloe after her succesive flops
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>>64925953
>no talent
>puberty fucked her up and she lost her cunny fanbase
>still looks like a kid so she can't get roles for proper woman
>money
these
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>>64921700
Feels like labyrinth with aliens.
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>>64921380

She's not attractive at all
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>>64926327
>/lgbt/ is leaking again
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>>64926234
Is Chloe the new Ellen Page?
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>>64926159
>the people in charge at Sony are literal children

makes complete sense to be honest
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>>64924090
greedy kikes hate her for some reason
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Daily reminder, Chloe is such a shit actress that Sofia Coppola, an Academy Award winning filmmaker, dropped out of directing The Little Mermaid after she was told Chloe would be taking the lead role.
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>>64926470
Have you seriously never given a powerpoint presentation? Are you literally in middle school?
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>>64921380
People unironically read gawker shit. Jeez...
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>>64926554

>That's the joke.

Powerpoint presentations that look like that are middle school tier fampai
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>both chloe moretz and jlaw were in the poker house
>at 17 jlaw had already gained critical acclaim for her acting
>chloe is 18 and still continues to make b tier garbage
>mfw in a couple years chloe will be completely forgotten
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>>64921380
Does the movie have good /ss/ material?
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>>64926827
It's pictures like this that make perfectly obvious that she was born a biological male.
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>>64926827
>JLaw sucks off Harvey on the reg
>Chloe is still pure
Not really surprsing 2bh
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>>64926827
As much as I hate Jennifer Lawrence, you cannot deny that she can act, at the very least in the hollywood sensen of the word acting. Chloe can't do shit but overact, misinterprets the motivations and emotions of the characters she plays, constantly puts on a stupid face as if she were constipated, and most probably is poor at taking direction too. I wouldn't be surprised if her parents weren't hollywood socialites, she would have absolutely no career to speak of
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>>64924311
>tl;dr aliens abduct children and put them through re-education camps, training them to kill the remaining human population after aliens send mankind back to the stone age
So basically a movie version of Falling Skies
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>>64926899
>chloe
>pure
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>>64927175
>reddit filename
>hates Chloe
Who would of thought
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>>64921380
>a movie about how feminism will kill us all

If only that was true. I'd pay good money to sse such a movie.
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>>64927524
what's stopping you?
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>>64927574
not him, but the movie isn't about feminism.

It's just some shitty clickbait
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>>64927679
I know I was just playing along
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>>64921380
>reddit shills on /tv/ suddenly hate it and Clawie

Suddenly? This isn't 2010-2011 anymore. Everyone who isn't an autistic chlomo.org faglord has long moved on.
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>>64924090
>those purple panties
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>>64927832

Oh that's pretty funny then.
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is each wave a metaphore for feminism's waves?
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>>64921380

Nice try shill. You can't convince the cinematic elite of /tv/ to go watch your shit movie just because you say its anti-feminist. We're above such shillary. Patrician you might say.
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>>64928011
>No goyim. Don't watch this anti-feminist movie. If you have patrician taste rather watch Danish Girl and remember to vote Bernie
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>>64924090

>hammertoe.jpg but no cameltoe.jpg
She's gonna need some seriously painful surgery eventually.
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>>64928141
7
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>>64921380
that movie was a marketing catastrophe from the start
literally nobody was talking about it and it airs after the panem movies are finished and everybody who wants to watch YA sci-fi with a female lead is already saturated

+ chloe isn't a cute loli anymore
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>>64924544
kek
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>>64922086
Chicken and egg scenario.

Does she choose poor films or are they poor because she's in them?

Regardless it's clear that she is toxic to box office. I hope that shitty Disney Mermaid movie does lacklustre numbers so they can sweep her under the rug.
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>>64926159
>Food & Man living in harmony
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>>64926067
S O N Y
M A R K E T I N G

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>64922260
i actually read that story it was kinda hot but the implied tragedy made it meh
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>>64927134
It is literally an adaptation.
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>>64924090
shit tier feet that's why

She could have been perfect
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>>64922086
Nobody offers her good roles because she cant act
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>>64928900
link plz familia?
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>>64929804
You are literally literally retarded
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>Chole says she will give you handjob if you can shit through her shitty movie and not complain

Can you do it?
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>>64929804
sorry man i forget where i read it either here or some celeb story place, they're all over you know
in fact it might not have been chloe it may have been ariel winter but the story's the same just sub in chloe and there you go
she goes to the wrong studio gets gangbanged and shamed on national tv and shit while the pornstar gets a shot and makes it while chloe/ariel has a breakdown over losing her chance

kinda sad you know
i also saw someone talking about writing in chloe in game of fags but i just dont see it - fanfiction is a hell of a drug
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>>64929953
>shit through her movie
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>>64929953
>shit through her shitty movie
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>>64926067
Sony is "going bankrupt" for the past 5 fucking years.
When is it actually going to happen?
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Wait, how is this movie anti feminist?!
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what is with these fucking teenager fantasy hero movie shits like maze runner and hunger games?

if it was just your average alien invasion disaster film it would be decent but now we have to look forward to the forced love story and shitty sub plots and shit.
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>>64922180
the aliens are hot dudes
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>>64930191
why is it so dark
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>>64931709
this. Teenage girl movies about romance? What's next? Superhero movies for little kids?
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>>64930191
this photo belongs in an art museum
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Chloe is super liberal though.
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>>64922086
because she doesn't have a choice because she sucks
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>>64932150
>even Laquisha notices the flash
It's so dense
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>>64926838
bestiality
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>>64932178
and super huge
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>>64921380
It's just another Hunger Games, Maze Runner, Divergent, etc YA book turned into a movie with tough girls and stupid plot. The Hunger Games book were acceptable, but everything ... fuck.
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>>64926007
For some reason, I found that hilarious. It's not actually TRUE (I have no love for her), but seeing as so many people watch just for her, it actually made me laugh.

She saved Kickass 2. Actually, she didn't. But she made it bearable.
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>>64922260
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>>64932449
>tfw I would of never experienced Hugo if it wasn't for Chloe
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>>64929953
>shit through her shitty movie
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>>64921380
Based Chlomo
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>>64924311
...and feminists think that this hits a little too close to home? They don't have much respect for themselves if that seems too close to what they think feminism is.
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>>64932178
her hands look as old as Hillary's
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>>64932178
Is Hillary a womanlet?
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>>64932178
Why is Chloe like 6 inches taller than normal there?
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>>64933527
stopped taking estrogen
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>>64933521
No, she's taller than average actually.
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>>64929221
>literally
No, it's not. Its based off a book. Unless the book is adaptation of Falling Skies?
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>it's a Chole Moretz stars in a film based on a Young Adult novel film


She really should fire her agent.
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she's like a shipka that can't act
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>>64932178
shopped
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>>64933521
A WOMANLET
Impossible because short girls are prized and treasured in Fort Knox
But I can't believe anyone typed that
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Chloe had so much potential
Now she's a libtards that will use her twitter to look for jobs and "hint" TMZ about her location where she'll be seeing leaving a motel with LeShaun
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>>64933570
Or her agent should fire her
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>>64929960
>>64922260
jessie andrews took her place and we're all better for it since she isnt a fridge with giant shoulders
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>>64924090
Cause her holes are reserved for her brother
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>>64928578
It's the original Little Mermaid, not Disney's. Stop being an ignorant faggot.
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>>64921380
>mfw just because they used the word waves it means feminism
How hivemind can you get?
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>>64933659
>because short girls are prized and treasured

Within limit m8.

No one really values chicks that are 5 feet or under
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>>64934553
>he never felt a short girl needing delicate care reaching all the way to his heart so much that he needs to pamper her almost like she's his own baby girl
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>>64934553
suit yourself
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>>64934619
masculine love is illegal in america, feminists made it tabboo when 17yos or japs became "children"

>>64934635
oh lord
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>>64932137
Guy had the flash on.
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>>64934619
Nope, gotta be absolute minimum 5'3
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>>64934724
yeah i get it, shorties are cute but too short and a kiss becomes embarassing
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>>64934635
Would honestly go for that brunette depending on if that's a good or bad shot of her face or not. DAT ASS
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>>64934771
>caring about a kiss
Are you 12?
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>>64934724
some of the qtest actresses are between 5 and 5'2

pic related
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>>64934830
are you saying you'd be fucking the girl 24-7 or that you'd be just talking to her 24-7?
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>>64934848
Don't really care for Kendrick or Kristen Bell tbph
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>>64934848
why do dark haired short jew girls make men want to marry them?

what is this jew magic?
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>>64921380
>hot girl becomes a soldier in an end of the world disaster

If she doesn't get raped a few times I'm going to be disappointed in the lack of realism. Why can't movies remind women that they're not actually badasses?
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>>64934867
You ARE 12 then
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>>64930191
This picture creeps me out.
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>>64935008
no tell me really, what is your conception of maturity here? "just the fucking matters bro" or "nothing but conversations matter you shitlord"?
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>>64932145
Superhero movies are for little kids
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>>64935046
You mentioned height as an issue for kissing.
French kissing standing up is a teenager thing.
What do you get out of making out with a girl? If you're not gonna fuck her then dont even bother...
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>>64921380
Is it actually related to feminism at all or is this more Jezebel nonsense?
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>>64935057
exactly
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>>64935141
anon, occasionally you sometimes want to kiss a girl (not even a french kiss) when you're both standing up. I'm not inclined to help your autism and list the moments and emotions

"a teenager thing" is quite a natural feeling. Stop blocking that. An erection is "a teenager thing". I'm sure your feminist blogs wrote about fundamental things as if they were kiddy virgin shit, but those fat hags with black holes destroying love arent always right
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>>64927175
Hello reddit!
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>>64935141
>What do you get out of making out with a girl? If you're not gonna fuck her then dont even bother...
you dont kiss a girl once you fucked her? if you're walking somewhere etc?
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>>64935153
The latter, it seems.
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>>64921380
I'm going to pirate it for her
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>>64935322

Maybe a little one. Height wouldnt be an issue.
making out with a girl in public or at a party is obnoxiously lame.
Why would I expose myself if I can bring her to my own house sitting in my couch or naked in my bed? I'd only do that if I didn't have my place, which is, well, a teenager issue.
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>>64934635
is there anything funnier than girls who are really tiny
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>>64934906
jewbs
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she has a body like a rectangle and her feet look like something lovecraft would describe to you while tripping balls at a party but i still want to drink her bath water

something about her little piggy face is qt
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>>64921380
She really does look like a pig here. I guess you guys weren't just memeing.
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>>64924090
She's trash.
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>>64921380
I've been hating it since I saw the trailer which was in the middle of a 40 minute block of trailers and ads before star wars. It would not surprise me to learn that this came from the same mind behind Twilight or The Host.
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