exceptionally few people are attractive when you freeze them in the middle of screaming.
You can tell a lot about a man by what filename he has that pic saved with
what the hell is up with the split between tos, tng and ds9? Why does everything here have to be polarized where people can only share one particular opinion and shun the rest. All of the series are good, what the fuck is wrong with you guys? Honestly its fucking annoying and reddit tier to polarize yourself to one opinion because you are a special snowflake.
>it's a "muh prophets" episode
The last twenty minutes of the finale didn't even feel like it belonged there.
I have never seen TOS get flak. Some people respectfully say they find it dated, but that's all.
The divide is between VOY, TNG, and DS9.
TNG and DS9fags say VOY was garbage and nonsensical; DS9 and VOYfags say TNG was reddit incarnate and for fedora tippers; VOY and TNGfags say DS9 isn't in the spirit of Trek and is a bunch of pew pew schlock
But yeah all these arguments are from redditors despite the fact that only TNG is considered reddit
TNGfags started it, I'd probably not be so critical about it if it weren't for all the objectively wrong things people say about DS9.
I really really like TNG, I just like DS9 better.
>I like TNG, DS9, and VOY
>routinely get involved in shitfights between them
>I'm a Kirafag
>routinely insult her and post Ro
>It's a we wuz space captens an shiet episode
Leave this thread tourist
Are you the guy I told to watch Homicide? You absolute madman.
>this show airs
>gets five seasons and an emmy
Would you watch it?
I always thought Star Trek would benefit from an anthology series like Outer Limits or Black Mirror, but instead of spooky shit it's just stories from around the trek universe.
That wasn't me, and I still haven't watched Homicide yet, sorry buddy.
Yeah, there's been one other guy in particular that had some nice quality caps, but I only saw him once.
>it's a "tourist doesn't know the meaning of lurk moar so he can't tell how we know he's a tourist" episode
>ywn find ro in your quarters after a long shift
The episode where Gul Dukat hangs a massive Cardassian flag from his balcony so it hangs in front of Garak's window, blocking his view of the skyline, and Garak gets arrested by the Obsidian Order for treason when he complains about it to his neighbors
>it's a DS9 doesn't suck episode
oh wait, this is Voyager
>it's a Ro Laren episode
>It's a Troi episode
>it's a Dr. Crusher episode
>it's a Keiko episode
>it's a Troi's mother episode
>it's a Quark episode
>it's a Janeway episode
>it's a movie with Donna Murphy in a lead role
Why is Star Trek waifu central?
>it's a "humble pillar of the business community makes a tidy profit" episode
Because Star Trek showcases the creme de la creme of babes from every quadrant
Friendly reminder that Armus did NOTHING wrong.
>there's that one episode with the Jem'hadar = black people metaphor
Which episode is that?
Also just cuz they look more human at birth doesn't mean they have genitals, it just means they're less scaley as kids.
You can have TNG Michelle Forbes if I get to have Homicide:Life on the Street Michelle Forbes
If Armus had told Picard he'd release his crew if Picard sucked his dick, do you think he'd at least consider it?
Mostly katterpod beans. You won't find a better katterpod.
Keep them both. As long as I get Admiral Michelle Forbes. Imagine how good she must be with a strapon.
Man, I'd fug her until neither of us could walk. She has the perfect body type.
>those mirror universe episodes
>it's a those darn kids get into mischief again on the outer space shopping mall episode
You poor misguided child. Bless you, for your pah is weak. I can only hope that the prophets grant you the wisdom to see the errors of your ways.
May you walk with the prophets, always.
I bet ro is pretty kinky too
I fucking hate that bitch in everything she's in.
>beep beep beep beep beep
DS9 sucked big time
That is why she's such a great actress. She can really get under your skin like few others can.
There's a lot of those. Thank goodness.
Does anyone ACTUALLY stay on /trek/ all day long??? Excluding going upstairs for dinner.I am right now.
>TOS fags are hipsters because that shit is unwatchable
Voyager is still at least Star Trek. Enterprise was a complete failure and the new one that may come in a few years will be either a failure or TFA level pandering to nostalgia fags.
>It's an Admiral Cain episode
Her character was definitely one of the best parts of BSG as a whole.
>it's a "assblasted TNG fan insists on calling DS9 reddit time and time again even though it's been conclusively proven in almost every thread that TNG is reddit's favorite Trek" episode
They rerun this one a lot
Enterprise was... a shame, really. Something about the flow of the episodes and overall storyline never clicked for me.
I liked the idea of more 'basic' ships somewhere between ours and TNG, I enjoyed T'Pol for obvious none-character related reasons, and enjoyed more of the crew as characters than any other series except DS9. That said, I've never been able to watch the entire run. Best i've managed is to enjoy the occasional rerun if I have nothing to do and I have limited options for entertainment.
I haven't seen BSG yet, but from what I've heard, it's pretty good.
The first two seasons, and the movie are fantastic. It's a steady decline from then on out.
Michelle Forbes is most prominent in the movie.
>It's a reddit pride ds9 fan keeps denying it has nothing to do with all the ds9 posts when these threads have turned into 80% ds9 posts since the great reddit migration last year.
daily reminder that brunt did nothing wrong
Michelle plays a small part in the second series, but she makes a massive impact. Her personality, how she commands her crew really brings something different to the show.
While I agree with >>64926065 in that it goes downhill afterward, it's by no-means awful (well, most of it anyway). S3 & 4 are still pretty watchable, and I still enjoy them immensely.
Duet is a godly episode. Kira episodes CAN be amazing episodes.
HNNNGHHHH... she looks so young in this.
As if it's not a fact that over 80% of this thread is 89% ds9
Shall we count the ds9 related images within this very thread ? Just the images mine you.
>Its a Dr. Crusher falls in love with a blob episode
To be fair there's so much of her I must have gotten her mixed up in all the ds9 spamming. She was cutter when younger anyways and I still think she looks like Phoebe Cates.
>It's a the Doctor gets sexually aroused while inside of Seven of Nines tight borg body which causes her to get slightly wet episode.
>it's a 300 year old transsexual lesbian kiss episode
Well be careful next time. She's always been pretty attractive. I don't really see the resemblance.
Even DS9 had some qt ensigns. Why are all ensigns so cute???
I have it saved as well, I was just watching the episode though, so I capped it.
>It's a 'Lwaxana's sex drive quadruples' episode
>it's a "Worf x Troi" episode
What were the writers smoking in that last season?
>tfw you smoke a marijuanic cannabinoid cigarette then watch a Ferengi episode of DS9 for maximum comfy
thats a good point too, if bashir's parents could go so easily go to an alien planet and get him enhanced, and the only reason they ever got caught was 25 years later they were accidentally talking to a hologram of him.. makes you wonder how many others might have this secret..
How's the Idanian spiced pudding? That's all you have to say?
>Garak's face when
Reminder that this also happened
>it's a Geordi teaches children the joy of reading episode
>its a "le teleporter kills you xD" post
>mfw waiting for new posts in this thread I can actually reply to.
No it's not bad. In fact it used to be /tv/ go to trek show when I first started visiting this site. Not perfect show but what show really is.
Also if you have a hard time sticking in there (for whatever reason) Seven will help.
Remember the time Chakotay traveled back in time and saved Indians in the Trail of Tears and tried to assassinate Andrew Jackson?
What the fuck happened to sci-fi on TV? Star Trek was not some transcendent stroke of genius, but it was interesting and compelling.
I haven't seen anything in the last 10 years that has interested me sci-fi wise. We need a new Trek, made by neither JJ Abrams facsimile guys or Trekkers who would make fanfic.
New Trek. New ideas.
they Originally wanted Dorn and Sirtis on DS9 to draw in more TNG viewers, hence the worf and troi pairing towards the end. The deal eventually fell through when troi demanded more pay for her reoccurring role so her character arc with worth was rewritten for jadzia.
>it's a "people actually do jobs even though there is virtually no incentive to" episode
>Also, I wanted to steal one of her boots and hide in a cupboard with it.
>He knew he was a footfag at that young an age
this thread is 99% ds9.
therefore this thread is 99% garbage.
also, its probably 85% samefag.
I wrote in my buzz lightyear diary that "when I see feet my willy goes up". British by the way. My parents saw this and I've never really had a good relationship with them since.
This reminds me of a video I saw in 2008 of some guy who was selling off his 90s Buzz lightyear figure on ebay to pay some bills. It made me so sad I haven't been able to forget about it to this day. Now I guess I can ad this to my sad memories.
remember that time chakotay visited /pol/?
WHERE'S MY DS9 BLU-RAY??!
I WANNA SEE KIRA IN 1080p
DS9 and VOY on blu-ray will never happen because no one buys physical media anymore.
CBS will also never remaster the shows in 1080p HD even for online streaming. It wouldn't be worth the amount of money it'd take.
HEY BABY I HEAR THE ORDER CALLING, TOJAL AND YAMAK SAUCE
AND MAYBE I SEEM A BIT IN PAIN
YEAH MAYBE, BUT I'VE GOT MY IMPLANT
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THOSE TOJALS AND YAMAK SAUCE
THEY'RE SCREAMIN' AGAIN
GOOD NIGHT CARDASSIA WE LOVE YOU
seven honestly doesnt look that tight. maybe a little soft. t'pol on the other hand..
Normies do buy physical media, they buy DVDs mate. I can't believe my eyes when I see people picking up Mad Max in 576p for £9.99.
Imagine being so clueless and carefree that you would do that? Sounds like heaven.
kek. typical ds9 shitposter, hasnt even seen voyager but makes sure to hate on it.
Three out of five times, the doctior was the best charakter. Why can't we have a show about cranky starfleet doctors curing strange aliens?
Can someone tell me why TV shows that were shot on film weren't edited in a high resolution and then down scaled for broadcast? They must have known that standard resolution was going to increase. Fuck sake.
Every episode is about Phlox finding the cure to some deadly disease but refusing to treat the patient because GENETIC FATE, EVOLUTIONARY DESTINY, THE WILL OF MOTHER NATURE.
DS9 was shot on film, but each episode was edited together (live action film, model shots, visual effects) on low-res videotape. It was faster and cheaper to do that in the 90's.
It was a long time ago since I saw that episode. But didn't he refuse to hand over the cure because the aliens that needed it enslaved another species that was immune to their desease?
fucking newfag piece of shit. you have no idea how nasty they got between the ds9 and voyager crowds one to two years ago. theyre havens of enlightenment the last few months compared to how they used to get.
>the whole ezri+worf shenanigans
>ezri is nothing but 'muh problems' compared to jadzia being a strong womyn
I mean I started liking Jadzia more and the whole dax+worf thing worked well enough but god damn s7 suffered from her leaving the show.
>corporate short-sightedness at its finest.
That's basically it, yeah. At least by Enterprise they knew to film it in HD with a 16:9 frame size, one of the first American shows to do that IIRC
I mean, it made sense why she was like that. She had no training and never even wanted to be joined. It just sort of happened. I actually like how they did her story, albeit how rushed it was
So guys, are you playing the GOAT Star Trek game ever made?
>every single star trek ship available
>ability to colonize planets and build space stations
>set during the dominion war
>command shitloads of ships into battle
>picard and sisko can fight alongside each other
Why haven't you played it yet /tv/?
Star Trek threads used to be maximum comfy before the anti DS9 shit started. Before that threads would just bounce from series to series, but then some hardcore autist (likely you) would just shit on DS9 every chance he got, and people can't resist bait, like I'm doing now.
He was a man of vision.
Now you know too, so you can't criticize anyone else for knowing.
lol no i still don't know. i can't read the thumb and shan't be hovering or clicking. do you crosscheck everything with reddit's likes and dislikes before you yourself like or dislike it?
>Ezri/Worf jungle sex
>not Ezri/Jake to mess with Sisko's mind
Huge missed opportunity tbqh (to be quite honest).
If you actually frequented these threads you'd be well aware, too. Nice try, though.
we have to bring Q in somehow to explain the supernatural powers. like maybe Q got into a tiff with the Founders and turned some of them into shit? we have to figure out how he got those powers.
I still like TNG even though Reddit likes it as well. You still like TNG too, right?
It's not a big deal. It's just useful to know that TNG is Reddit's favorite because some posters in these threads keep trying to insist otherwise.
He is the accumulated shit of the original species, and he gained sentience and killed them all off. His powers are actually shit based technology.
I've seen that image posted more times than I can remember in these threads, thinly veiled newfriends. You're genuinely not fooling anyone. I can even tell by the way you type that you don't frequent these threads, let alone the things you say when you post.
>Not knowing 4chan is full of redditors now. The came and they took our memes and most of them have stayed.
How come the Federation calls their heavily armed and shielded ships "explorer ships"?
I'm talking about ships like the Galaxy and Sovereign, what kind of "explorer" ship needs a fuckton of weaponry?
>proper formatting for greentext.
Naw, I JUST fucked up. Should read like this...
>Not knowing 4chan is full of redditors now.
First they came and they took our memes. Than most of them have stayed.
I think we both know that I'm not. Having the fucking flue doesn't help tho.
I don't know who to use anything in life. What would make this site any different.