>It's a Major Kira episode Star Trek thread.

Jadzia > Kira > Ezri

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Its a FAAAAAAAKE episode

>>64917029
>people found this attractive

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>>64917299
exceptionally few people are attractive when you freeze them in the middle of screaming.

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unf

>>64917199

Ezri was bullshit and everyone on the show knew it. Even Nicole de Boer knew it.

>>64917434

i wonder how much cocaine she's done in her life

>>64917836

so much it turned her hair white

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>>64917299

>>64917928

meh buns at best

>>64917029

that haircut she started out with was so unfortunate

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>>64917029
You can tell a lot about a man by what filename he has that pic saved with

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>>64917029

stinky space hag
DS9 sucks

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>>64921295
>TNG walking fedoras will defend this opinion

>>64921794
>>64921295
what the hell is up with the split between tos, tng and ds9? Why does everything here have to be polarized where people can only share one particular opinion and shun the rest. All of the series are good, what the fuck is wrong with you guys? Honestly its fucking annoying and reddit tier to polarize yourself to one opinion because you are a special snowflake.

>it's a Kira wears a sexy outfit and I have to fight my boner back episode

>>64921875

TOS, TNG and DS9 fans should all unite in agreement Voyager sucks.

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>it's a "muh prophets" episode

The last twenty minutes of the finale didn't even feel like it belonged there.

>>64922006
I haven't gotten there yet, but at first I kinda didn't like ds9, but now I really like it.

>>64921875
I have never seen TOS get flak. Some people respectfully say they find it dated, but that's all.
The divide is between VOY, TNG, and DS9.
TNG and DS9fags say VOY was garbage and nonsensical; DS9 and VOYfags say TNG was reddit incarnate and for fedora tippers; VOY and TNGfags say DS9 isn't in the spirit of Trek and is a bunch of pew pew schlock
But yeah all these arguments are from redditors despite the fact that only TNG is considered reddit

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>>64921875
TNGfags started it, I'd probably not be so critical about it if it weren't for all the objectively wrong things people say about DS9.

I really really like TNG, I just like DS9 better.

>>64917928

That tiny fit body must be great to fuck. You could pick her up, throw her around and literally man handle any way you want.

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>>64922191
>I like TNG, DS9, and VOY
>routinely get involved in shitfights between them
>I'm a Kirafag
>routinely insult her and post Ro

>>64921875

TNG is pure garbage for low IQ plebs who can't follow a continuous story line to save their life.

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>>64922191
>It's a we wuz space captens an shiet episode

>>64922427
That would make ds9 and ent what than ?

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>it's Move Along Home

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>>64922432
Leave this thread tourist
>>64922378
Are you the guy I told to watch Homicide? You absolute madman.

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Thoughts?

>>64922643
Nah there are a few Ro anons. I think that was the main Ro anon.

>>64922705

I hated this idea at first. Then I ended up loving it.

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>this show airs
>gets five seasons and an emmy
Would you watch it?

>>64922858

Is Bashir in it?

>>64922858

Well duh.

I always thought Star Trek would benefit from an anthology series like Outer Limits or Black Mirror, but instead of spooky shit it's just stories from around the trek universe.

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>>64922643
The reddit pride is strong in this one.

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>>64922643
That wasn't me, and I still haven't watched Homicide yet, sorry buddy.

>>64922717
Yeah, there's been one other guy in particular that had some nice quality caps, but I only saw him once.

>>64923104
>rare pepe
Hola reddit!

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>>64923104
>it's a "tourist doesn't know the meaning of lurk moar so he can't tell how we know he's a tourist" episode

>>64923147

I wanna hire Ro to be my dominatrix.

>>64917029
are those light sabers above her head?

>>64923220

it's like poetry

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>>64923196
I certainly wouldn't mind

>>64923271

>you will never be Riker

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>>64923303
>ywn find ro in your quarters after a long shift

>>64921875
They're the three best series. Of course there's a rivalry.

>>64922858
The episode where Gul Dukat hangs a massive Cardassian flag from his balcony so it hangs in front of Garak's window, blocking his view of the skyline, and Garak gets arrested by the Obsidian Order for treason when he complains about it to his neighbors

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>it's a DS9 doesn't suck episode

oh wait, this is Voyager

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>>64923271
>it's a Ro Laren episode
>It's a Troi episode
>it's a Dr. Crusher episode
>it's a Keiko episode
>it's a Troi's mother episode
>it's a Quark episode
>it's a Janeway episode
>it's a movie with Donna Murphy in a lead role

Why is Star Trek waifu central?

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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

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>>64923783
>Friendly reminder that Lore did nothing wrong

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>>64917029
>it's a "humble pillar of the business community makes a tidy profit" episode

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Do the Jem'Hadar have sexual organs?

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>>64923748
Because Star Trek showcases the creme de la creme of babes from every quadrant

>>64923582
Underrated bait
>>64923985
Well there's that one episode with the Jem'hadar = black people metaphor and they seem to be pretty much human at birth

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>>64923783
>>64923845
Friendly reminder that Armus did NOTHING wrong.

>>64924116
Yeah, but they don't eat, drink, or fuck. Since they were genetically engineered from the ground up, why would the founders give them something they wouldn't have any need for?

>>64924198
Troi getting BTFO made that episode worth watching

>>64924116
>there's that one episode with the Jem'hadar = black people metaphor

Which episode is that?

Also just cuz they look more human at birth doesn't mean they have genitals, it just means they're less scaley as kids.

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Posting best Trek girl.

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>>64924040
You can have TNG Michelle Forbes if I get to have Homicide:Life on the Street Michelle Forbes

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>>64917299
Fuck off m8

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>>64924474
ok bud

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If Armus had told Picard he'd release his crew if Picard sucked his dick, do you think he'd at least consider it?

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Mostly katterpod beans. You won't find a better katterpod.

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>>64924513
it's a deal, friend

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>>64924513
Keep them both. As long as I get Admiral Michelle Forbes. Imagine how good she must be with a strapon.

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>>64917369
>>64917029
>>64921295
Man, I'd fug her until neither of us could walk. She has the perfect body type.

>those mirror universe episodes

Unf

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>it's a those darn kids get into mischief again on the outer space shopping mall episode

DS9 sucks

>>64924709

>It's a Nog grows into the best character episode

>>64924709
The self-sealing stem bolt episode was one of the best episodes, imho.

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>>64924709
You poor misguided child. Bless you, for your pah is weak. I can only hope that the prophets grant you the wisdom to see the errors of your ways.

May you walk with the prophets, always.

> It's a "What are Data's rights?" episode.

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>>64924638
I bet ro is pretty kinky too

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>>64924825
I fucking hate that bitch in everything she's in.

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>beep beep beep beep beep

DS9 sucked big time

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>>64924897
That is why she's such a great actress. She can really get under your skin like few others can.

>>64924828
Spam "reddit" all you want, those are my favorite episodes

>>64924985
It is more about shitty writing and acting than anything.

>>64924897
>implying she wasn't great as the meth cooking convict grandmother in Shameless

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>>64924709
YOU suck.

>>64925152
Never saw it. Will never see it.

>>64925186
DS9 is great, but some characters shouldn't exist.

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>FAAAAAAAKE
There's a lot of those. Thank goodness.

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>>64917029
Does anyone ACTUALLY stay on /trek/ all day long??? Excluding going upstairs for dinner.I am right now.

>>64925362
I'm about to start a marathon of DS9 and Voyager.

Never watched Trek past TNG before. Which one comes first?

VOY>TNG>DS9>TOS>ENT

TNG fags are reddit tier Fedorists.

DS9 fags are Tumblr tier SJWs

TOS fags are hipsters because that shit is unwatchable.

>>64925405
DS9

>>64925414
>hipsters because that shit is unwatchable
t. ADD babby whose mom forgot to give him his ritalin this morning

>>64925405
>>64925437


DS9 premiered in 1993
Voyager premiered in 1995 to

>>64925477
Don't give him attention.

>>64925477
>its a reddit ds9 fan calls everything non ds9 unwatchable episode

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>>64925414
>TOS fags are hipsters because that shit is unwatchable
gr8b8m8

>>64925414
VOY>ENT>TNG>DS9>TOS

>>64922006
Voyager is still at least Star Trek. Enterprise was a complete failure and the new one that may come in a few years will be either a failure or TFA level pandering to nostalgia fags.

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>>64924040
>It's an Admiral Cain episode

Her character was definitely one of the best parts of BSG as a whole.

>>64925650
I have absolutely zero hope for the new show to be any good. Even less so after hearing about how they are suing the Axanar people.

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All you need to know

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>>64925545
>it's a "assblasted TNG fan insists on calling DS9 reddit time and time again even though it's been conclusively proven in almost every thread that TNG is reddit's favorite Trek" episode
They rerun this one a lot

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Bartender!

One glass of prune juice.

>>64925362
>tfw the new shitfest action movies ensures nothing of the old star trek will ever happen again

At least we have "Star Trek: Continues".

Enterprise was... a shame, really. Something about the flow of the episodes and overall storyline never clicked for me.

I liked the idea of more 'basic' ships somewhere between ours and TNG, I enjoyed T'Pol for obvious none-character related reasons, and enjoyed more of the crew as characters than any other series except DS9. That said, I've never been able to watch the entire run. Best i've managed is to enjoy the occasional rerun if I have nothing to do and I have limited options for entertainment.

>>64924709
Because TNG was so good about handling the little rascals.

>>64925713
How can there be so much wrong with one image

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>>64925733

>it's a someone brutally dies but it was a minor character who you just met so everyone brushes it off to attend to more important matters episode

>>64925918
>literally the only thing wrong with it is that DS9 isn't number 2
congratulations, you dooms day machined yourself

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>>64925669
I haven't seen BSG yet, but from what I've heard, it's pretty good.

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>>64925998
The first two seasons, and the movie are fantastic. It's a steady decline from then on out.

Michelle Forbes is most prominent in the movie.

Voyager is best Captain, DS9 is best Android!

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>>64925730
>It's a reddit pride ds9 fan keeps denying it has nothing to do with all the ds9 posts when these threads have turned into 80% ds9 posts since the great reddit migration last year.

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>>64926131
While Voyager is my favorite trek and I love Janeway picard is way more iconic.

>>64917928
please no more mirror universe DS9. my dick can only get so erect

>>64926276
>all this implying when objective fact BTFOs him at every turn
Wew lad

>>64925713
who invited reddit

>>64926483
You tell us.

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>>64923921
daily reminder that brunt did nothing wrong

>>64926620
Well no, he didn't. If anything it was Zack and Moogie that fucked up everything with their social upheaval.

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>>64926065
Michelle plays a small part in the second series, but she makes a massive impact. Her personality, how she commands her crew really brings something different to the show.

While I agree with >>64926065 in that it goes downhill afterward, it's by no-means awful (well, most of it anyway). S3 & 4 are still pretty watchable, and I still enjoy them immensely.

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>>64917029

Duet is a godly episode. Kira episodes CAN be amazing episodes.

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>>64926621
HNNNGHHHH... she looks so young in this.

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>>64926473
>objective fact
As if it's not a fact that over 80% of this thread is 89% ds9
Shall we count the ds9 related images within this very thread ? Just the images mine you.
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>>64926729
he too!

hnnnnnng

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>Its a Dr. Crusher falls in love with a blob episode

>>64926745
>he's still ignoring the fact that TNG is reddit's favorite

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>>64926745
ro laren isn't DS9 you filthy casual

>>64926843
If you held a long term poll here, you'd find TNG is the favorite of 4chan too

>>64926983

She's Captain of DS9.

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>>64926983
To be fair there's so much of her I must have gotten her mixed up in all the ds9 spamming. She was cutter when younger anyways and I still think she looks like Phoebe Cates.

>>64927181
Wrong shes Captain of Stargate Atlantis

>>64927138
Do it, then. Back up your claims.

>>64926835
>It's a Troi gets raped by a ghost episode

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>It's a the Doctor gets sexually aroused while inside of Seven of Nines tight borg body which causes her to get slightly wet episode.

>>64927440
>It's a Chakotay gets high on peyote and talks to his dead relatives episode

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>it's a 300 year old transsexual lesbian kiss episode

>>64927563
digital space peyote

>>64927641
Replicated digital space peyote

i enjoy wesley crusher episodes

>>64927752

I like the one where Crusher clicks her heels together three times to go back to kansas.

>>64927752
Fuck off wil, shouldn't you be busy sucking Felica's boyfriends cock?

>it's a 7of9 get's fucked hard in full explicit detail episode
wait... those hacks never wrote that!

fuck star trek!

>>64927636
They teased it for so long. It was like a liberation

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>>64927192
Well be careful next time. She's always been pretty attractive. I don't really see the resemblance.

>>64927636
>.jpg
>Not posting the webm that shows the spit
I'm not even a ds9 fan and even I have the gif. saved. I feel cheated and disappointed.

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Even DS9 had some qt ensigns. Why are all ensigns so cute???

>>64928139
I have it saved as well, I was just watching the episode though, so I capped it.

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>>64927440
>It's a 'Lwaxana's sex drive quadruples' episode

>>64927563
CHA KO TAY ON PAY O TAY

>>64927563
A
KOOCHIE
MOYA

captcha: 1701

>don't have any of TNG or DS9 left to watch

Is Voyager really that bad?

>tfw no Dominion War movie

Insurrection a shit.

rofags out tbqh

>>64928299

>it's a "Lwaxana wants to get freaky with Odo" episode

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>it's a "Worf x Troi" episode

What were the writers smoking in that last season?

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>>64928707
marijuanic cannabinoids

>>64928283
>Why are all ensigns so cute???

genetic engineering

it might be illegal now but doesn't mean khans legacy isn't in a lot of peoples dna now

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>>64928745

>genetic engineering
>best couple not canon

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>>64928529
Watch TOS pleb

>>64928529
I was in the same boat as you so decided to give it a try.

It's like a crappier TNG seasons 8+ so far.

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>>64928728
>tfw you smoke a marijuanic cannabinoid cigarette then watch a Ferengi episode of DS9 for maximum comfy

>>64922887
He's Garak's love interest

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>>64928569
what did you mean by this?

>>64928836

>every episode ends with them recapping at lunch

I'd watch it.

>>64928806

thats a good point too, if bashir's parents could go so easily go to an alien planet and get him enhanced, and the only reason they ever got caught was 25 years later they were accidentally talking to a hologram of him.. makes you wonder how many others might have this secret..

>>64928869
God she's busted

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

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>>64928948
DELETE THIS

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>>64928881
How's the Idanian spiced pudding? That's all you have to say?

>Garak's face when

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>>64929157
ewww

>>64928707

Betazoids were made for Klingon cock

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>>64929274
>tfw someone saves your image

>>64929157
I bet my phaser would stun her, if you know what I mean.

>>64929072
They are Yellow and green if you know what I mean

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Reminder that this happened.

>>64929381
not sure i follow

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>>64928139
fresh rip

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>>64929453
Reminder that this also happened

>>64929453

that happened every single time they used the transporter bro.

>>64929474

Thank you. I'm gonna save it this time.

>>64929453

the whole cast is replaced with their duplicates, if you use the transporter you're travelling with Satan

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>it's a Geordi teaches children the joy of reading episode

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>>64929474

>>64929567

>BUTTERFLY IN THE SKY

>>64929567

warp speed don't rainbow read me nigga

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>>64929499
>>64929546
>its a "le teleporter kills you xD" post

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>>64929212
>mfw waiting for new posts in this thread I can actually reply to.

>>64924198

Was Armus Changelings poo?

>>64929681
DESIGNATED

>>64929637

*tips plasma coil*

nihilistic pieces of shit like you deserve to be spliced and destroyed

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>>64928529
No it's not bad. In fact it used to be /tv/ go to trek show when I first started visiting this site. Not perfect show but what show really is.
Also if you have a hard time sticking in there (for whatever reason) Seven will help.

Okay, every series had a weird eccentric character which wanted to be human, Data, Odo, Doctor and 7 of 9, Uhura

What will be the next series "that guy"?

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>>64929588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwrybM6tL-8

>>64929962
>uhura
lol

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>>64929468
It's so phallic though

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>>64929755
Remember the time Chakotay traveled back in time and saved Indians in the Trail of Tears and tried to assassinate Andrew Jackson?

The relationship plots in Star Trek make my autism flare up.

>focusing on lame embarrassing side characters instead of cool sci-if
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>64930111
Akoochimoya.

Check those repeating digits.

What the fuck happened to sci-fi on TV? Star Trek was not some transcendent stroke of genius, but it was interesting and compelling.

I haven't seen anything in the last 10 years that has interested me sci-fi wise. We need a new Trek, made by neither JJ Abrams facsimile guys or Trekkers who would make fanfic.

New Trek. New ideas.

>>64930152
>tfw we are far from the gets of our people

>>64930282

star trek is ded

watch The Expanse

>>64930336
>The Expanse
Not seen the new show, but got half way through the first novel. Seemed very very run of the mill. Do the books get better?

>It's a muh honor, muh kitamer, muh single klingon father problems episode

>>64928948
>>64929337
ITT: Spoonhead scum

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>>64917029
Make way for objectively hottest trekfu

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>>64930563
> 288x288
Why?

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>>64930563

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>woo hoo

>>64928707
they Originally wanted Dorn and Sirtis on DS9 to draw in more TNG viewers, hence the worf and troi pairing towards the end. The deal eventually fell through when troi demanded more pay for her reoccurring role so her character arc with worth was rewritten for jadzia.

>>64930626
>>64930641

those rape gangs sure know how to pick'em

>>64930674

>what were 2 fucking awkward couples

why didn't they hook up bashir and kira, they were married RL anyway

>>64929567
It's a Geordi channels Voyager and becomes a lizard man episode

>>64930743
it would be cameron x chase in house 2.0

As a kid I often had fantasies about Kira. I wanted her to sleep in my bed with me.

Also, I wanted to steal one of her boots and hide in a cupboard with it.

>>64930743
No idea, my guess is they probably thought it would ruin her chemistry with sisko.

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>it's a "people actually do jobs even though there is virtually no incentive to" episode
DEMOCRACY

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>>64930789
>Also, I wanted to steal one of her boots and hide in a cupboard with it.
>He knew he was a footfag at that young an age
Lmao wat

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this thread is 99% ds9.
therefore this thread is 99% garbage.

also, its probably 85% samefag.

>>64931172
Leave /b/ tourist

>>64931101
I wrote in my buzz lightyear diary that "when I see feet my willy goes up". British by the way. My parents saw this and I've never really had a good relationship with them since.

>>64922705
Absolutely retarded idea, absolutely amazing execution.

>>64931218
i've been coming to trek threads for years, newfriend. i keep telling you this every time i post this picture.

>>64922887
He's Niles

>>64931250
Don't feel so bad.

My best mate got an erection when we watched educating rita in english

We still take the piss out of the poor bastard.

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>>64931250
O I am laffin

>>64931172
Pretty much. If your not a ds9 fan you have very little to reply to in this thread.

>>64931402
>if I say it enough times on an anonymous imageboard it becomes true, guys, you gotta believe me

>>64922191
I dislike TNG, it gets really awful the longer it went on

I love TOS and DS9 so much

The trouble with tribbles episode was awful and amazing

>>64925669

>it's a Adama gets all his problems conveniently solved for him episode

yeah BSG was fucking retarded

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>>64931250
This reminds me of a video I saw in 2008 of some guy who was selling off his 90s Buzz lightyear figure on ebay to pay some bills. It made me so sad I haven't been able to forget about it to this day. Now I guess I can ad this to my sad memories.

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>>64930111
remember that time chakotay visited /pol/?

>>64931250
>British by the way
It was painfully obvious

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>>64932023
How so ?

>>64931949
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Vori_language

I remember this was pretty interesting

>>64932139
Not him but Americans tend not to say willy to refer to their penis.

>>64932139
>willy
>shame
>repression
>strange fetishes
>icy relationship with family members
British to a tee

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WHERE'S MY DS9 BLU-RAY??!

I WANNA SEE KIRA IN 1080p

ReeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

>>64932455
DS9 and VOY on blu-ray will never happen because no one buys physical media anymore.
CBS will also never remaster the shows in 1080p HD even for online streaming. It wouldn't be worth the amount of money it'd take.

>>64922858

HEY BABY I HEAR THE ORDER CALLING, TOJAL AND YAMAK SAUCE
QUITE STYLISH
AND MAYBE I SEEM A BIT IN PAIN
YEAH MAYBE, BUT I'VE GOT MY IMPLANT
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THOSE TOJALS AND YAMAK SAUCE
THEY'RE SCREAMIN' AGAIN

GOOD NIGHT CARDASSIA WE LOVE YOU

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>>64927440
seven honestly doesnt look that tight. maybe a little soft. t'pol on the other hand..

>>64932555
Normies do buy physical media, they buy DVDs mate. I can't believe my eyes when I see people picking up Mad Max in 576p for £9.99.

Imagine being so clueless and carefree that you would do that? Sounds like heaven.

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>>64928529
kek. typical ds9 shitposter, hasnt even seen voyager but makes sure to hate on it.

So DS9 was shot on film? What the fuck?

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Three out of five times, the doctior was the best charakter. Why can't we have a show about cranky starfleet doctors curing strange aliens?

>>64932775
This was your opportunity to convince them to watch Voyager and become a fellow Voyager fan.

You blew it.

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>it's a Quark must save the Grand Nagus episode

>>64925850
Hey now. That episode with Picard stuck with some kids in the turbolift was gold.

Can someone tell me why TV shows that were shot on film weren't edited in a high resolution and then down scaled for broadcast? They must have known that standard resolution was going to increase. Fuck sake.

>>64932847

>No series about Phlox travelling the galaxy observing the mating processes of different species.

>>64932956
>what is money

When did Trek threads start getting so hostile, bros? ;_;

>>64932847
>>64932997
Every episode is about Phlox finding the cure to some deadly disease but refusing to treat the patient because GENETIC FATE, EVOLUTIONARY DESTINY, THE WILL OF MOTHER NATURE.

>>64932779
>>64932956
DS9 was shot on film, but each episode was edited together (live action film, model shots, visual effects) on low-res videotape. It was faster and cheaper to do that in the 90's.

>>64933009
Could it really have been that much more expensive to edit the footage in a resolution that isn't cancer?

Fuck the Jews.

>>64933100
It was a long time ago since I saw that episode. But didn't he refuse to hand over the cure because the aliens that needed it enslaved another species that was immune to their desease?

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>>64933096
fucking newfag piece of shit. you have no idea how nasty they got between the ds9 and voyager crowds one to two years ago. theyre havens of enlightenment the last few months compared to how they used to get.

>>64933247
>fucking newfag piece of shit.
I think most Voyager fans and most DS9 fans are actually pretty chill.

It's just you specifically who tries to rile people up.

>>64933143
>all that vfx work wasted on video tape
Seems silly. Also, corporate short-sightedness at its finest.

>>64917199

>the whole ezri+worf shenanigans
>ezri is nothing but 'muh problems' compared to jadzia being a strong womyn

I mean I started liking Jadzia more and the whole dax+worf thing worked well enough but god damn s7 suffered from her leaving the show.

>>64933288
no way, you caught me. every single post thats been an argument in trek threads the past two years has been me. your such a sleuth. so smart too.

>>64933247
I joined /tv/ from /b/ last August pls no bully ;_;

There's a clear difference between threads now and threads even a month ago, though.

>>64933322
>corporate short-sightedness at its finest.
That's basically it, yeah. At least by Enterprise they knew to film it in HD with a 16:9 frame size, one of the first American shows to do that IIRC

>>64933354

OTHER than worfshit, I liked ezri doh

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>>64925733
FUCKING BLOODWINE, NOW!

>>64933442

>liked ezri
>muh nausea
>muh idk what person i am

Bitch wasnt even hotter than jadzia. Also didnt help that worfshit was 90% of what she was doing.

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>>64926621
Godammit, Duncan

>>64933153
Voyager and the later seasons of DS9 had cgi effects, which means they would have to re-do almost everything, especially in VOY.

>>64928623
>it's a lwaxana has an elderly disease that makes all those around her want to bang some random person episode

>>64933599
I mean, it made sense why she was like that. She had no training and never even wanted to be joined. It just sort of happened. I actually like how they did her story, albeit how rushed it was

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>>64930626

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So guys, are you playing the GOAT Star Trek game ever made?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN9v-UAJ3xw

>every single star trek ship available
>ability to colonize planets and build space stations
>set during the dominion war
>command shitloads of ships into battle
>picard and sisko can fight alongside each other

Why haven't you played it yet /tv/?

>>64929567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G5qtWG5oO8

>>64934023

They should have not written her into the show at all. Or if you absolutely need someone then do more nog/rom episodes or something.

>>64934345
>not an entire season of Quark/Odo shenanigans
Btn (by the nagus)

>>64933247
>revisionist history
Star Trek threads used to be maximum comfy before the anti DS9 shit started. Before that threads would just bounce from series to series, but then some hardcore autist (likely you) would just shit on DS9 every chance he got, and people can't resist bait, like I'm doing now.

>>64934278
That's not Starfleet Command 3.

>>64926843
>knowing what reddit's favorite anything is

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>>64923783

He was a man of vision.

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>>64934610
Now you know too, so you can't criticize anyone else for knowing.

>>64929681
i've never heard that hypothesis before. it doesn't explain the supernatural powers but, i would like to see this idea explored further.

>>64934664

>eh don't post the link cuz he knows if he does DS9 would be the winnner in less than an hour

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>>64934664
lol no i still don't know. i can't read the thumb and shan't be hovering or clicking. do you crosscheck everything with reddit's likes and dislikes before you yourself like or dislike it?

>>64934679
He is actually the accumulated shit of thousands of changelings, and that gave him his powers. It's also why he's such a shitty shape shifter.

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>Ezri/Worf jungle sex
>not Ezri/Jake to mess with Sisko's mind
Huge missed opportunity tbqh (to be quite honest).

>>64934698
>2000 /r/StarTrek posters versus 100 /stg/ posters
Learn to count?

>>64934774

>Sisko complains to Ezri that Jake's far to young for that sort of thing
>Ezri retorts that he's older than Sisko was when they did it.

lots of stale memes in this thread. please stop. make it fresh.

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>>64934751
>shan't
>>64934610
If you actually frequented these threads you'd be well aware, too. Nice try, though.

>>64934841
100 people proxying that poll would take minutes

>>64934760
we have to bring Q in somehow to explain the supernatural powers. like maybe Q got into a tiff with the Founders and turned some of them into shit? we have to figure out how he got those powers.

test

>>64934859
nice try at what? you make no sense reddit man. i'm the same guy who said shan't. do they say that on reddit? that would be priceless.

>>64924474
>You will never form a rape gang to chase her down in your life time

>>64934664
So reddit hats Voy, and Ent yet holds ds9 in such high regards. Can't say I'm shocked really.

>>64934859
lurk more

>>64934874
if enterprise became #1 slowly you think anyone would buy it?

>>64934968
not liking one thing more than another thing doesnt mean you hate it

>>64930735
>>64934092

Explain.

>>64934751
I still like TNG even though Reddit likes it as well. You still like TNG too, right?

It's not a big deal. It's just useful to know that TNG is Reddit's favorite because some posters in these threads keep trying to insist otherwise.

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>it's a big episode

>>64934995
in genes perfect utopia rape gangs are around to take over planets for years.

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>>64934904
He is the accumulated shit of the original species, and he gained sentience and killed them all off. His powers are actually shit based technology.

>>64934942
>>64934974
I've seen that image posted more times than I can remember in these threads, thinly veiled newfriends. You're genuinely not fooling anyone. I can even tell by the way you type that you don't frequent these threads, let alone the things you say when you post.

>>64934968
4chan also holds DS9 in higher regard than Voyager.

http://strawpoll.me/6526848

>>64934844
>sisko and kurzon ship

>>64934092
Is this real?

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>>64935118
Sure, why not?

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FIRST POST

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>>64935068
>Not knowing 4chan is full of redditors now. The came and they took our memes and most of them have stayed.

>>64935252
I just find it amusing that people want star trek rape gang lore enough for that sign to be in place

>>64935278
It looks like you don't know the proper formatting for greentext. Are you sure that you're not a tourist from some other website?

How come the Federation calls their heavily armed and shielded ships "explorer ships"?

I'm talking about ships like the Galaxy and Sovereign, what kind of "explorer" ship needs a fuckton of weaponry?

>>64935372
to be able to defend themselves when exploring places they know nothing about

>>64935372
Defense against Rape Gangs

>>64935372
The kind of explorer that runs into space whales, Klingons, and Romulans at every nebula.

>>64935372
We're just trying to have a good time exploring the galaxy, but we need to protect ourselves when those unhip Romulans and unchill Borg try to harsh our mellow.

>>64935068

that poll is pure autism

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>>64935366
>proper formatting for greentext.
Naw, I JUST fucked up. Should read like this...

>Not knowing 4chan is full of redditors now.

First they came and they took our memes. Than most of them have stayed.

>>64935495
You're in a Star Trek thread.

If the Federation are a tyrannical dictatorship in the Mirror Universe, what are the Borg?

>>64935505
It looks like you have difficulty using 4chan. Are you sure that you're not a tourist from some other website?

>>64935572
Service bots for all to use.

>>64935067
my god you make me sick. who the fuck am i trying to fool? and why? your concern for reddit memes and whether or not i'm a newfag is gross and racist.

>>64935572
mirror janeway cant figure out how leave ds9