Why didn't marty give his mom the D she was asking

>>64914173
timelines

because he wasn't an incestuous faggot like op?

>>64914173

Can't risk the grandfather paradox, chief.

>>64914200
>Not banging 80's emma watson

Shiggydiggy

>>64914173
That's a great question. She was calling for it.

>>64914200
>Implying you wouldn't fuck your mom in her prime

unless you'd rather be fucked by your dad or something you gaylord

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if this was my mom I'd give in

>>64914194
fuck mom all day erry day
proceed to break her heart, make sure she runs to your loser father
there

>>64914460
>Breaking a slut's heart

good luck with that

>>64914173
Why didn't she recognize Marty's face in her later years? Wouldn't she think it was weird to shit out some kid who looked exactly like an old crush?

>>64914200
>implying you wouldn't bang a hot chick that barely resembles your mom
every atom in your body is replaced within 5 years, so you're not ACTUALLY banging your mom

>>64914662
his dad would ask for a dna test too

because normal people don't want sex with their mothers

>>64914678
7 years you stupid idiot. Also it's his mom. Would you fuck your own mom you dumb fucking faggot?

>>64914309
Tfw she's getting a reduction

>>64916626
citation needed

>>64916626
At that point she wasn't his mother, family

>>64916626
is this true?

>>64916720
Yes

>>64914266
>fucking your mom
>getting fucked by your dad
A true alpha fucks his dad to establish dominance you cucks

>>64914226
That's not what the grandfather paradox is, chief.

Suppose you were to go back and time and kill your own grandfather before he met your grandmother. That would prevent you from ever being born. Which would, in turn, prevent you from ever going back in time and killing him in the first place.

THATS the grandfather paradox.

>>64916815
i thought that already happened?

and why the fuck did she get a reduction when she hasn't fully grown yet

>>64914173
gross

There's to reason to believe the timeline couldn't absorb it. Lorraine having a shneaky aborsh doesn't alter events in any major way.

>>64914309
look at dat titty meat

BAINES?

Because he wouldn't be born
Would you accept being erased from existence so you could fuck a hot girl once

Lol faggots. that is literally not his mom. Has she had a kid yet? No. At this point she is not his mother. If you wouldnt creampie that pussy you are gay, end of story.

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>>64914226
just wear a rubber dude

>>64917714

kek

Does anyone have that Japanese comic where the author completely doesn't understand these scenes?

>>64916720
If she was hot... Fuck yes

>>64917714
Fuckin' A

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>>64917967
Found it.

YEAH! RAPE HER, BIFF!

>>64918137
>attempted rape
>PG

Would it happen today?

>>64918207

She was playing hard to get, wasn't rape

>>64918233
Why did Marty and Crispin Glover try to stop them?

They should have planted seeds for her to cuck Biff later on, that way Marty still gets to exist.

>>64918326
/futured

>Marty, I'm almost 18 years old. It's not like I've never parked before.

What did she mean by this?

>>64918607
She means she's old enough to have had sex.

>>64918698
Did she mean a dick parked in her vagina?

would you give marty's mom the d if you were marty and marty's mom was your mom

>>64918878
if the timeline would stay intact and i wouldn't disappear, i'd fuck the shit out of her while george watched

>>64918878
Yes, especially because I'd be fine with fading away.

In real life he definitely would have. Can't fuck your mom in a family movie though.

>>64918607

>losing your virginity before 18

What a slut

>>64917280
How can a guionist resolve this? Apart from not making the guy kill his grandad, of course.

>>64917376
Women are stupid. They moan about their tits being too small and the ones that have big tits moan about them being too big.

>>64919003
parallel timelines?

Do none of tossers remember her going
>'It feels like I'm kissing a relative'
or whatever she says.

>>64919527
that was because he was acting like a retard.

>>64919527
only kissing

if marty fuck her instead I dont think she will say "It feels like I'm fucking a relative"

>>64914173
The way it was scripted:

-Marty goes back in time, fucks his mother, and she gets pregnant.
-Marty goes home to the future.
-Marty's mother hooks up with Marty's "father" after screwing him and making him think he got her pregnant.
-Marty is his own father.

meming aside, they were about to fuck in the car, but stopped because she felt funny or something like that.

>>64919653
That was the plot of one episode of Futurama.

>>64919527
"how'd you like getting fucked by a relative"

>>64917714
They didn't have rubbers in that time.

>>64919682
Glad I never watched more than 1 episode of that shit.

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>>64919646
>'How do you know what fucking a relative feels like?'

wish girls still dressed like this

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>>64919699
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom#History

>>64919759
That looks like it would hurt.

>>64917714
Wheres the fun in that?

>>64919745
Wish they still had hair like that too.

>>64919682
Fry banged his grandma, not his mom, though.

>>64919745
>>64919821
these to be quite honest familiars

>>64919826
And his grandpa died in a nuclear test. Forgot about that.

>>64919703
Your loss.

WHY IS NOBODY POSTING MORE PICTURES OF LORRAINE

>>64919653
>without actually knowing it
>back to the future
>Marty, I am you father

>>64914678
Theseus' Ship paradox right there

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>>64914173

because he wasn't a duck

>>64914226
>>64917280
Causal loops

>woodrocket does a back to the future porn parody
>they refuse to do marty/lorraine scene
and they wonder why porn companies are going under

She wasn't his mom yet
>She wasn't his mom yet
She wasn't his mom yet
>She wasn't his mom yet

repeat it several times. So banging her was not incestuous.

>>64917280
That's what he's saying. You can't risk the grandfather paradox, chief.

>>64922926
Doc literally tells Marty this in the novelization.

>>64919805
you're a big guy

just fuck her ass

>>64914662
They would probably just think Marty looks similar and whenever they think back on Calvin they'll picture Marty's face on him and think it's just their memories being bad

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>>64914173
The original Marty did. He faded out and got replaced by the one we all know.

>>64919653
I heard it was actually scripted with Marty saying "Now I am George" and morphing into him

>>64923363
That would have been fucking hilarious if they started with Stoltz and then after the fade-to-black of him fucking Lorraine he wakes up as MJFox and they never address it.

>>64918965
>losing your virginity ever

what a slut

>>64923802
>being female
What a slut

>>64916626
Nah everyone wants to fuck Lea Thompson, fag

Technically she wasn't anyone's mum at that point, she didn't have any kids. Marty was a massive beta cuck to turn down that sweet pussay.

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>>64914173

He was misinformed about her aging process.

>>64923609
>you have to go back in time to stop yourself from fucking your own mom to thus stop time from splintering into 2 many martys

Awesome, would play/watch.

Imagine if Marty did fuck Lorraine and it turned out his older brother was his son lmao

>>64914173
I would have totally destroyed her sexually. That movie has given me so many boners.

>>64919805
No, but this does:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFISeJ1N5CQ

>>64919913
Truest post in this thread. I'm not here to talk.

>>64914173
Because that would've resulted in him becoming a retard.

>>64914678

Bone cells can last up to 30 years, and unlike yours, brain cells are for life.

>>64921149

DUCKOLDRY

>>64917280
what if he bangs future granny so he'll be his dad's dad

>>64916626
Factually wrong

Incest porn is the #1 in the country right now

>>64917376
>>64919457
You retards, the brown bitch caused this

So does Biff rape Marty's mom in the original timeline?

>>64918607
You young studs don't have sex in your cars anymore?

>>64919913
why dont you start

>>64927775
Yes. This is explained in the novelization.

>>64927775

No. Because there's no Marty to park with Lorraine, she's just at the dance with George inside.

>>64917280
But that implies that there is only one timeline that exists. Just because Anon (a) kills Anon (b)'s grandfather, it wouldn't effect the life of Anon (a) it would just change history but in a different world.

>>64928082
Your mother's bed is far more comfortable.

>>64919913

http://rule34-data-006.paheal.net/_images/6de55b79168b0feba9be8280c48902df/1715572%20-%20Back_to_the_Future%20Back_to_the_Future_Day%20Back_to_the_Future_Part_II%20Lorraine_Baines%20Marty_McFly%20Vintem.png

here you go

>>64926397
Factually wrong.

Incest doesn't even make the top 10 searches.

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>>64926221
This banter is borderline poisonous.

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>>64919003
Time doesn't work like a loopy-loop anon, the grandpa will be dead and the guy will just continue to exist in his perceived past - there will no "new" guy be born but it doesn't matter because he's allready there...

>>64923251
for you

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>>64914173
>tfw you will date Lea Thompson while she was in her prime

As if I needed another reason to drink :(

get a load of all these fucking normies

reddit has truly taken over

>>64931162
>you will date Lea Thompson while she was in her prime
I'm more than ok with this