I caint quit tchu!
I watched this. I kind of liked it. Does this mean I'm finally comfortable with my masculinity?
First half of the film was slow. Second half really fucking picked up and now it's one of my favorite films. Not so much on my list of I will watch it all the time favorites, but more on my list of I have only seen it three times before but recognize its brilliance favorites list.
It's honestly a GOAT movie.
The fact that it lost to fucking Crash is a disgrace.
It was made at a time when a movie like that will be dogged for being icky and gay and it was. Literally everybody was hurr gay cowboys. Even Ledger wad dogged when he won the role of the joker because of it. And it still managed acclaim. And it still came close to winning. How it got cuck'd by the most sappy, visually insipid, overwrought, cinematic turd of hurr racism is bad is beyond me. American History X is a much better story of race relations in America and infinitely more complex than Crash.
>Crash was also good
Crash is possibly the least deserving best picture winner of all time. It's nothing more than an after-school special with a budget, and every other movie nominated that year deserved it more.
>sex scenes may be a little uncomfortable to watch for some
Can someone explain this? Gay people don't get uncomfortable during straight sex scenes or scenes featuring exclusively the opposite sex. I don't get uncomfortable when fat people or unattractive people fornicate on screen. What's up with the ick factor?
>I don't get uncomfortable when fat people or unattractive people fornicate on screen.
I would say that there's something wrong with you mentally, but as you're tripfagging you probably already know that.
I think even straight people shouldn't propose marriage in public. You're putting your girlfriend in a horrible position where she's basically peer pressured into saying yes, and has no chance to have a proper discussion with you.
Also, what you said.
Because gays are fashionable and you'll get a lot of youtube views.
Putting your dick in the butt isn't really natural, but it's fine if you enema. If you want to be really puritan then a blowjob is unnatural too. Dick only belongs in a vagina, under the covers, with the lights off.
Dolphins fuck each others blowholes, monkeys rape frogs. Dicks go all sorts of weird places.
>Dolphins fuck each others blowholes, monkeys rape frogs.
Apart from blowhole rape, cannibalism, infanticide and rape are also commonly practiced in the animal kingdom.
Clearly they know what's best, let's imitate there every sexual deviancy.
and certain animals rape and kill their young. I always thought we were above all that bullshit, you know, considering we as a species have evolved past such primordial instincts
you completely missed the point, maybe because I worded my post poorly. sleeping in beds is an obvious step up from sleeping in a cave or up in some tree. eating cooked food is a step up from eating raw meat. we don't rape and kill our young, or fuck frogs in the mouth because we know better, generally speaking. you do still find the deviants who will want to fuck children, goats, or a man in the ass. the only problem with it now is that some people are trying to normalize such behavior.
It's well-made, but way too preachy.
If you want to watch a good romance with two men that's actually just a solid romance without being a melodramatic guilt trip, watch Happy Together - It's a Hong Kong film. 7.7 on IMDb, same as Brokeback Mountain. Really good.
"Chun gwong cha sit" is the Hong Kong title.
>Jake G homolust: the movie
I swear Jack ;_;
Do blowjobs, handjobs or titjobs require artificial lubrication?
Do they require artificial stretching of holes in order to fully take the girth required?
Do they require airtight sealing in order to not get deathly ill?
I know exactly what you mean. It looks like it's an amazing experience on camera but there's something about it that feels...off. Like romance isn't a thing that happens in real life, which in my (I guess our) case it doesn't.
I'm as straight as you can be, but I honestly think that this movie was one of the best movies about love ever created. Shit had me in tears at the end. Right in the feels.
It really annoys me when people in movies do stupid stuff just to get the girl. I'm always sat there thinking "just stop, it's not worth all that, you're being an idiot".
Same when a woman does some stupid woman thing and ruins the relationship over some tiny argument. I just can't get that.
>Like romance isn't a thing that happens in real life
That's literally how it feels.
Romance leads to sex, but neither of those actually exist outside my screen.
If a female were to unironically approach me and offer copulation, I honestly think I'd back out, not knowing how to proceed.
No, it's ok now.
I understood a while ago that females weren't meant for me.
You know how when you lose a sense, the others supposedly take over?
Well, as my cock is never going to enter real vagina, I can however get off to a jolly good range of diverse porn.
Blacked, traps, loli, incest, whatever it is, I can usually get off to it.
And because of this wide range, I masturbate frequently.
So I always feel sexually sated.
I feel like being gay wouldn't be as popular as it is now if gay guys were all neckbeards. The fact most are Narcissistic And work out makes them more likable because they're attractive.
>this is why no one like dykes
Actually they're both bisex, and the movie blows donkey dick.
>I think even straight people shouldn't propose marriage in public. You're putting your girlfriend in a horrible position where she's basically peer pressured into saying yes
Or, you're setting yourself up to look like a massive twat.