What's objectively her best role?

>>64747926
the one where my dick is buried deep in her ass

Summer, obviously. Only thing she ever did with any sort of nuance or an interesting character.

Elf

>>64747952
I liked that one too

>>64747926
>le quirky vintage manic pixie meme
>original and unique role

Pick one.

>>64747926
the one where every stupid girl that isn't hood trash or christian thinks they are actually zooey deschanel and it is making dating a fucking nightmare

if I have to suffer through one more tinder date with a 31 year old that dresses like a slutty gradeschooler and can't wait to lecture me on #BLM and trans rights and ironically listens to shitty pop music AND dope underground hipster shit i'm gonna blow my brains out

>>64747926
Her upcoming snuff film.

>>64747926
Thick Thighs 3

The happening.

>>64749407
What the fuck do you expect from Tinder?

>>64749407
are they hot though?

>>64749514
Women come in three flavors in the CURRENT YEAR: in a relationship, trolling for dick on tinder/facebook/instagram/whateverfaggotry, or cat lady activist mega bitch with a useless degree and 5 figures of college debt. I have tried doing things the old fashioned way, but people went fucking sideways somewhere in the last decade. Try and approach someone in public and see what happens. Women have this knee jerk repulsion to a stranger being interested in them. I await your fat neckbeard comments or whatever the fuck to try and mock me, but you know I'm right.

>>64749552
No, but they don't need to be, I look more for personality once they've met my basic standards (like a 5.5/10, really). I am pretty sure they all think they're the hottest shit ever though because every woman is told from birth that they're beautiful heavenly blessed beauties.

>>64749768
>Try and approach someone in public
This is why you start relationships with people you already know, idiot.

>>64747926
>Zooey Deschanel
>Emily Deschanel
>threesome

Pick 3

>>64749856

I move a lot, cuck

who the fuck even has female friends, dating female friends of friends is a good way to get kicked out of a friend group when they inevitably do something unforgivably selfish/shitty/whorish and you have to break up with them.

>>64749407
When you're going on a date with a girl you found on a dating app/social media you're going on a date with her internet alter ego and not her actual personality. Try meeting a girl in a social environment rather than on a dating app. You'll notice a huge difference.

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>>64747926
She's literally Reddit: the waifu
Go on. Tell me this scene isn't pure Reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPiY_RoXXJY

>>64750082
She's very physically attractive, though.

>>64747926
DG in Tin Man

>>64750020
that's exactly what i'm saying, people are so fucking afraid of reality these days that it feels futile

i haven't tindered in 6 months, I deleted my facebook and twitter and all that shit over a year go, and now on the rare occasion when I go out with friends, they all have nothing to talk about because they all spend 3 hours a day reading each other's wall

fuckin' mental m8

Something quirky no doubt

>>64747926

The one where she is quirky.

>>64749930
Come on now, everyone has a female friend. But I do agree with you that wanting to date a girl and be her friend too is no no.

>>64749930
>I move a lot

There's your problem, how can you expect to actually meet someone and putdown roots long enough to form a relationship? If you are moving lot currently, expect to just have short relationships or one night stands. Especially the older you get and the older the women in your social situations become, you'll find it harder to meet women who will open up and be who they really are if they know settling down simply isn't am option for you, whatever the reason may be. Also, try finding some local young Republican meet ups or some shit. You'll still get the crazies from that end of the spectrum too but you'll be more likely to fund a sensible, middle of the road gal at something like that.

>>64750128
Yep bitches be confused and shit.

>>64749768
Stop trying to justify your inability to talk to strangers and blaming an entire generation for your failures.

>durr it's not my fault that i'm autistic but the other millions of people out there that are fucked up!!!

>>64750465
He has a point though. There are people like that in the world.

ITT: Reddit and Ausfags shitpost to a reasonable individual telling him that Tinder etc somehow isn't societal cancer

>>64750737
Dating apps are pure shit. People who use them are shallow fucks.

>>64750737
Literally everyone has agreed that tinder is cancer. The "reasonable individual" some how posits that a fuckbuddy app should be a place to meet a nice, well adjusted woman.

>>64750799
I think he's right, though. Because most single girls especially those 18-23 have it, meaning they're fucked up.

>>64750798
That is the problem though: it's part of why women get fucked up when they get literally infinite dick thrown at them at the press of a button

>>64747926
being my wife in my dreams

>>64750879
>most single girls especially those 18-23 have it
Oh cool, anecdotal bullshit. Have some of mine: every girl in that age range that I know would view it as fucking insane, dangerous, and unclassy to use hook up apps. Most of them won't even use online dating sites.

Elf.

>>64749930
>he has female friends

>>64750879
So...don't use it then? It's still a HOOK UP app. Just because "most single girls have it" doesn't change what it was designed to do. Even if you meet a chick in an environment other than the app that either uses it or has used it, YOU aren't meeting her under those pretenses. Do you think that attractive women weren't getting billions of little Weiner's thrown at them at bars/clubs/concerts ect before dating apps or websites were around? Nothing has changed accept for the betas who just can't talk to women and/or want something different than what the woman wants. They must have an anonymous platform to Boohoo about it on now. If that anon cared as much as he claimed, he'd be able to find someone relatable to him, at least on a few aspects of life.

>>64747926
The one where she wears short skirts

>>64751116
Meant just instead of must.

This one:

http://www.xvideos.com/video13923103/zooey_deschanel_look_a_like_-_v1pcamz.com

>>64750799
see
>>64750465
admittedly it is only one person

Post her legs

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>>64751416

>>64751116
This.

Attractive women know that every guy wants to fuck her since they were teens.
That's why autistics think that they are rude to strangers, they need to behave like that to deal with the hundreds of weird people she meets everyday.
Also, the only thing Tinder really changed probably was the mentality of those girls that weren't attractive but now are hit on constantly because of the app.

Fucked up people are eveywhere, including here based on the majority of posts. But so what? There are also some cool people out there. It's just reality. Deal with it instead of blaming others.

>>64747926

I like her but I really shouldn't, it's just my hipster tendencies talking

She is very cute but I think it's just her make-up and the way she draws your attention to her big eyes. I think she keeps her eyelids wide open on purpose.

She reminds me also of my crush from years ago who crushed my soul. I prefer MEW now to be honest because she doesn't remind me of her.

I liked her in 500 days of Summer, but I fell in love with her in Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy. She was so quirky and beautiful there.

But there is always something hipthsterish, immature, (or should I say reddit) about liking her

>>64749900
>forgettable face
>man face

No.

>>64751598
>you'll never smell her sweaty stocking feet

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>>64753053
>forgettable face

>>64749514
>>64750020
this, its fucking tinder. that's how the younglings meet now. Go to a bar or something like an adult and meet some people

>>64747926
Big Trouble

>>64747926

The one where she didn't become a jew.

Alternatively, Elf.

>>64753022
nice blog

EYE HERPES

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>>64753150
Remove the bangs and stop forcing her eyes open so wide and tell me how memorable she is.

This is what she actually looks like.

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>>64753239
Has any actress ever relied on bangs and opening their eyes as wide as they'll go to maintain a career before?

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>>64753239
pleb

>>64753150
I've already forgotten it after scrolling down

>>64753289
Doesn't even look like her.

Her agent should hit her every time she's caught without bangs, wide eyes and way too much mascara.

>>64747926
yes man because it was the movie that finally made her attractive.

>>64753276
Who the fuck is this?

>>64753289
>would love to wake up and snuggle with/10

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>>64753356
Right, the mascara/fake lashes too. She really needs the trifecta to be recognizable.

>>64753239
>>64753276
>>64753289
>>64753489
>tfw your waifu is secretly a 3/10

Feels bad