I can't believe House convinced America for seven years that this woman was attractive.
I felt like I woke up from a nightmare when it was all over.
>he doesnt like powerful milfy women in slutty business attire
>no lisa jewstein and olivia wilde sex scene
>Literally a transexual walks into the room
>House starts verbally fucking her
It didn't seem like it, but I like to just pretend that he was fucking with her. 13 also has a weird face but even she was hotter.
Any individual episode is basically 8/10, but taken as a whole the series is pretty dreary and hard to sit through in any kind of marathon or binge situation.
Think of it more like Law and Order, in that you could watch one any time, but if you watch them all in one go you can get really sick of it really fast.
Any given episode is legitimately good, with fairly good performances from the principle actors, usually either good or funny performances by the guest actors, and a medical mystery that basically always has good momentum throughout. The problem is it's probably the single most formulaic television series of the 2000s. As a result, though each episode is couched in the ongoing personal and relationship dramas of the various characters, the A-plot is always literally the exact same story told again and again and again. At times, it's like if Law and Order had an ongoing plot.
Also, the show basically became unwatchable for a large stretch in the back half due to House and Cuddy hooking up.
Posting this because I can't find the comic of "every episode of House ever"
Even the ones that are are GOAT, it's just that they come sandwiched in between absolutely identical episodes.
The bus crash one where they keep hypnotizing house is fucking killer, and it's where the stripper webm comes from.
She's one of those women who are much sexier in motion than photos. And her voice is really mature and alluring.
You need to have a bit of a mommy complex to truly get into tho.
CIA. And it was actually pretty good, but that was during the reality show arc which I actually thought was pretty fun.
He went to prison for a season finale, and then got out the next premiere. He was in fucking rehab longer than he was in prison for attempted fucking murder.
That said... that also lead to the one where he and thirteen go to a potato gun competition, and that was a fun one.
> empowered woman
the girl from the jail
seems like the austist could be Sanders or Park, i cant certainly tell which one was more autist
I would have also said that kutner's a bit autistic, personally.
Once they had the episode where he realized that methadone cured his pain but lack of pain made him a worse doctor, the show's fate was basically sealed. There was no future, just one interminable grind into dust and darkness.
>you'll never wake up in Hugh's arms while he pops a vic and talks about med school
While I agree that after that episode there was a definite decline, the only bad episode I can think of is Kutner's suicide, only because fuck man there were so many different ways they could have written kutner off and they chose the worst. He could have gone to India to start his own practice because they needed doctors or something goddamn.
13 has Huntingtons and I got mommy issues so Cuddly.
God season 7
I never watch season 7 unless I'm really bored. I loved him with dominka though. It seemed like he needed to stop trying to hook up with uptight women.
I liked cuddy for what she was but she wasn't right for house and house wasn't right for her.
Three Stories best episode fight me
Why the fuck didn't they have this tard off himself instead for dramatic effect
Then kutner could have left and went to India cause he was sad cause of it
Plus no more WORST FUCKING CHARACTER
oh god I remembered season 7 had masters too, but god even fucking masters was more interesting than this horny jew and his ugly wife
I remember an episode where they were about to dramatically cut to a commercial, in which the preceding moments were Chase imploring someone to not go in the patients room. His speech was in slowmo to add more dramatic effect, but it just came off as ludicrous because of how heavy his accent it. I laughed for like 10 mintues.
"NUUHHH, DAWNTTTT GOO IN THEEAAAHHH"
I'm actually in love with this bitch.
You should've seen her when she was younger, my sweet lord. In fact, I'll get you a link.
Remember the fugly asian chick from Wolverine?
Even white boys for once could actually tell how horrifying she was with yellow fever goggles on
id like to think Cuddy is the papa bear and 13 is the gentle cub just coming out of her lesbian shell. Cuddy is very comforting and gentle. But once 13 is used to the fucking, it gets rough