Good boy Brendan, now draw me fucking Paris Hilton on a space ship...Brendan? Do you want me to call your ma?
Brendan be honest now, tell us why you shoved an skateboard up Theresa's butthole
Brendan Dassey: An Hero
Good boy Brendan, and where did Steve "She can't leave" touch you afterwards? Tell the truth Brendan or no wrestlemania...