shit is shit. it turned into shit as they revealed it's not about a conflict on both physical and moral grounds between batman and superman. but just about oh yeah let's make them be buddies through a common enemy and let that enemy be a ninja turtle.
fucking bullcrap that is.
Not bad. I like how Superman just shrugs off Batman like he was an annoying faggot.
I'm sure the Batman fans (who just joined the bandwagon during the Nolan era) will get their panties in a twist over this, though.
>"tell me do you bleed?"
The script was leaked, trailers gave lots away. The Batman vs Superman conflict is not only a very tiny part of the movie, but it gets resolved almost immediately just to fall apart in the third act as the film introduces us to Doomsday out of nowhere.
I liked the voice better when it was in the bat armor, but I guess it doesn't matter because his mouth was exposed anyway.
Anyway there's no spoilers, batman bumps his car into superman and now the "do you bleed you will" line looks worse than ever. This is going to suck isn't it?
what's going on here
>but it's usually just a plebbit rant that faggots can't back up. feel free to prove me wrong, though.
Are you retarded? Have you not seen the trailers? Thanks to the trailers we know that Batman and Superman will become friends and team up with Wonder Woman to take down Doomsday. We also know that Batman and Superman won't meet Wonder Woman until she shows up out of nowhere to help them fight Doomsday and Lex is the one who created/summoned Doomsday.
So how do they kill Doomsday who's fucking immortal?
I'm really hoping its some sort of misdirection and they're going to go with that's his alter ego same as Bats and Supes
It's most of the third act, you retard. The early trailers just told us there was tension surrounding Superman and he was gonna fight Batman. That was more than enough info to get people interested.
>implying they won't find a cheap way to kill/imprison him
Have you ever watched capeshit before? Do you seriously think there's gonna be a dark, ominous ending where Doomsday is still on the loose?
what the fuck. i was REALLY excited for Affleck's Batman, really it was the ONLY thing that had me looking foward to the movie.
Then you have that BLAND AS FUCK delivery of both lines, with Ben LOOKING TIRED AS FUCK inside that mask with droopy eyes.
Holy shit, where's the FUCKING INTENSITY?
Marvel's spot on top is safe. holy fuck.
Daily reminder that if you don't like Jesse Luthor then you're a redditor.
Reminder that Wonder Woman will cut off Doomsday's arm and he will grow a bone sword hand out of it
>he thinks this is most of the third act
kek. you're just repeating what's in the trailers.
how is that most of the third act? first, you said it's the entire movie, now it's reduced to 'most of the third act'. you can't even back up your shit.
12 year old edgelords really are prone to unnecessary outrage and hyperbole these days.
He is. Heck, Spacey was even campier with his cringeworthy maps.
Lex Luthor is now a flamboyantly gay Mark Zuckerberg. Gene Hackman must be rolling over in his grave.
hackman lex was an even bigger faggot with even worse hair.
>implying those are the biggest twists of the third act
kids these days just assume they know everything because their favorite plebbitor got lotsa upvotes for saying the same thing.
I guess I just had my nostalgia goggles on before, but it looks like they've always had the whole eccentric billionaire schtick from back then. only difference now is that while he used to be one of those shady old money wall street types, now he's a millenial involved in technology.
i think that's coolbecause fuck millenials.
How can you even say that's most of the biggest twists when you haven't seen it? This amount of butthurt and panty twisting over something you don't know about is downright juvenile.
Unless it's fucking Darkseid or Brainiac appearing in the end for them to fight, Doomsday is the biggest twist. And in this case, it would make the movie even more of a clusterfuck.
Now, you're probably wondering how this all began. It all started at lexcorp...
>it aint me starts playing
There I am, 5 years younger, just a small fish in a big pond...
I like this movie's take on Lex.
Lex is an idealist, who believes strongly in human potential and the elevation of humanity. That's why he hates superman - he sees him as limiting human potential.
That's a mindset that in our current world, seems more common to young tech billionaires than old-money industrialists.
Alright all of you memeposting hacks, let me ask you one question.
You knew before the movie was even announced that it would be the start of the franchise.
You knew it will be the foundation for Justice League movie.
You knew it is capeshit.
Did you really
thought that there will be
plot twists to spoil,
moments in the plot that will hold your breath, forcing you to thing "my god, what's next?!"
AT FUCKING ALL?
Now did you, fucking mongoloids?
You must be a retard if you think suspense of the outcome isn't an important aspect of watching a movie, even if "we know" the end.
We know the good guy always wins in action flicks, yet you don't show the villain defeated in a fucking trailer, because part of the experience is the suspense of seeing the good guy strive to win and the momentary uncertainty of it. Moron.
It's very clear to me that when Batmun asks "do you bleed?" he's kinda worry about Superman going to fight Doomsday. You can see that in the looks they gave each other, like Supes is aware of the power of the opponent but has to do his job anyway.
So the V in the title is hardly a "Versus". I'm disappoint that the clashing between the two isn't really the focus of the movie and Doomsday will be wasted.
This. Lex hates Superman because he sees the notion of a god as the ultimate limit to man striving for greatness. if you've got a savior to depend on 24/7, why bother with all sorts of tech and medical advancements that will make life better for humanity?
>basement dweller thinks he knows better than an entire marketing team
>trying to put words in my mouth
LotR was a story about many characters. This movie is called Batman v Superman. It should be about Batman against Superman, instead it's about batman and Superman fighting for a while before teaming up with Wonder Woman to fight Doomsday also Lex Luthor Cyborg and Aquaman subplots oh also Bruce Wayne personal issues and Clark Kent love interest. It's got too much going on.
>Batmodile bounces off of Superman
Triggers me. What would actually happen is Superman himself would be unphased but would slide as the Batmobile crashed into him anyway because the ground below his feet would still give way and move since nothing is going to give enough traction to keep him rooted there on the surface. It's like if you take a steel rod and push it over some dirt. The rod doesn't bend or break because it's too strong, but it still moves because nothing about how durable it is related to how well it sticks to the ground below.
Yeah sure just give me a minute to find those pics I took at a under wraps prescreening where they graciously allowed me to take my cellphone, camera, and microphone into the screening room and had nobody watching to make sure nothing was recorded.
You can't prove I didn't see it.
>implying LotR didn't have the main Sauron plot, a Galadriel might be apeshit crazy side plot, Saruman plotting on the side, also Legolas-Gimli bromance, oh also Boromir issues and Aragorn-Arwen love story shit
>Batman gets his shit wrecked effortlessly a couple times by Superman, with more anti-Superman tech each time
>Superman holds back and lets Batman "win" one because he knows Batman is just trying to show that he'll do anything to protect Earth and its people, and probably won't stop trying until he can prove it to himself
>Batman had Kryptonite but didn't actually try to kill Superman with it, which made Superman realize they're not really enemies
nah, superman actually has telekinetic powers only.
These are manifested in his body structure through yellow sunlight. This is how he can fly, life incredible weights, run very fast, and other shit. He literally lifts that rocket in the trailer FROM THE MIDDLE without it breaking. Same shit happens in the comics and the explanation is always that supes is an innate but extremely powerful telekinetic being charged by the sun.
Laser eyes/ Ice breath/ X ray eyes is all attributed to his kryptonian physiology being enhanced due to the earth's atmosphere, and then further by his telekinesis.
I heard it's the other way around, and
Batman only pretends to lose during the first few confrontations, only to pull Superman into a trap where he disables his flight and strength.
I know you are but what am I?
Nice job proving I didn't see the movie. Oh wait...you haven't. Meanwhile I continue to provide actual proof. Smdh famfam
batman is the embodiment of BLACKED
>white man during the day
>respectable man, does respectable work
>rational, civil, formal
>night falls, he transforms into a nigger
>wears a black dress and excessively muscled suits to make up for his muscle deficit
>hires a small child as his sidekick in order to form a gang
>hits first, asks questions later
>voice is stupid and changed
>police always after him
>everyone is either scared of him, or wants him dead
>everyone carries a gun around him
>he is still an urban myth and poeple are told he does not exist and everything they have heard is false even though it is true
>he does not have a father
>his father was kingz and shit
Is this the scene where Bhatmani detonates the kryponite suicide belt on Superman?
I think the movie is going to great. The marketing has just been really, really shit.
>Thanks to the trailers we know that Batman and Superman will become friends and team up with Wonder Woman to take down Doomsday. We also know that Batman and Superman won't meet Wonder Woman until she shows up out of nowhere to help them fight Doomsday and Lex is the one who created/summoned Doomsday.
Anyone who isn't retarded could see that shit coming a mile away.
Looks great to me. Seems like they'll have several confrontations instead of just one big super fight. And compared to what's done in The Dark Knight Returns animated film,
that's way cooler.
Pointing out your obvious lack of intellect is not the same as boasting about my own. Every post you've made so far centers around words you've twisted to fit your own agenda.
I literally posted proof in image form. You really aren't very bright are you?
Can we talk about how great the car crash scene is?
Superman just bounces the car off him like it's nothing.
Then Batman does his "do you bleed?" shtick, and Superman just looks confused and annoyed and flies off, before Bats delivers the second part of it.
Not even that guy, but this is just sad, mate. Go give it a rest.
You made a ridiculous claim, you can't prove it, and you've been backed into a corner in an argument over an anonymous message board. It has cringeworthy written all over it.
>you can't prove it
I did though. Prove I didn't. FYI your post is the most cringeworthy thing in the thread so far.
Just because you choose to ignore the proof I posted doesn't mean it isn't there.
Why is it so unbelievable to you? It's just a movie. Important people get invited to early screenings all the time. I also have sex with Jessica Alba when her husband isn't home and shower naked with her daughters.
>still hasn't delivered
kek. now you're just making it even more obvious, newfag.
They're gonna fuck it up completely
Everyone knows Batman beats Supes, but this will be a case of DUDE I JUST LET YOU LIVE LMAO and then be left hanging in the air because they """resolve""" it with a common third enemy so they can band together.
Why even call the movie batman vs superman.
Nope. That's just Landis making stupid ass claims because he's full of himself.
Eisenberg did an interview or two where someone asked him where he's drawing inspiration for the character and he says he tried to read the comics but given the variety of Luthor characterizations, he decided to try something new and find what will drive a man who is convinced that he's the hero of the story.
>still hasn't delivered
I just did. You can't prove otherwise. Your continued use of buzzwords like butthurt and newfag only further indicate your rustled feathers.
>now you're just making it even more obvious
I've been doing that the entire time but you haven't picked up on it because you have a 2 digit I.Q.
It's just conjecture at this point, but given multiple people made the connection before Landis said anything, and Eisenberg worked with Landis on American Ultra, and Eisenberg likely knew Landis had huge knowledge of Superman, not to mention "trying something knew and finding the drive of a man who's convinced he's the hero of his own story" in no way contradicts him imitating Landis, and it's far from bad conjecture.
multiple people also made the connection with Zuckerberg, and he played Zuckerberg in The Social Network, and Eisenberg likely knew this Luthor is tech millionaire, not to mention "trying something knew and finding the drive of a man who's convinced he's the hero of his own story" in no way contradicts him imitating Zuckerberg, and it's far from bad conjecture.
I mean I didn't even really like Superman, I thought it was ok, but Affleck as Bruce Wayne instantly kills all immersion for me. He just isn't Bruce Wayne, bateman pulled it off, I really don't think he can, and the suit looks fucking awful.
He doesn't look or feel like Bruce Wayne and affleck has been in too many films that i have seen with a comedic tone or just shitty shlock for me to take him seriously.
They're going to punch it, duh. Stop acting like we having had superhero shit slammed down our throats for the last ten years. They're going to punch each other then they're going to punch Doomsday. Then Wonder Woman says we gotta get other guys who punch shit because there's this other thing we have to punch. They're autistic sports movies.
he's literally the first one to come anywhere close to looking like bruce wayne, and idk how you can just the feel of it by like 3 lines over the course of two 3 minute trailers.
Affleck looks nothing like Bruce Wayne, he can't pull it off, and them film is looking to be mediocre shlock so if there's no interesting characters the movie will fail. Even if he does look like him (he doesn't) he can't pull off the attitude or the cool persona of him at all.
No one has been able to accurately play Batman, Public Bruce Wayne, and Private Bruce Wayne.
I wouldn't mind a film where two different actors played these roles (i.e., where one played Batman and the other played the two Waynes).
And then a helicarrier filled with flying niggers shows up to save the day! once again all is well in capeshitland.
The fact that you faggots can't come up with an actual resolution for this without aping other capeshit films places you at Landis-tier of scriptwriting, so it's best to just stop pretending you know what's going to happen.
There is no need for any storyline like this. It is completely unnecessary.
Super heroes are created to stand for what is good and right, and to fight the forces of evil. End of story.
This movie falls within my definition of obscenity. Perverting two law abiding role models is vile. Children look up to both of these characters, and whoever wrote this filth should be shot.
>I-I have watched the film
I have no proof
kek just post the pics, faggot.
which was so much better
they had such a cool movie with the teaser trailers etc, now there just throwing this shit out left right and centre, showing us all the scenes in their exact context.
top kek warnerbros n DC. people genuinely believed you were on your way to becoming great.
it showed us him in the armour with a hovering superman etc, with the voice. it was cool.
the scene is really just batman car crashing into superman and asking him if he bleeds n that he will and superman flies away.
stop defending your shit movie you pathetic virgin
>ben affleck doesnt look like bruce wayne
>doesnt look like bruce
Shitty Justice league Bruce? No thanks, here's the real Bruce Wayne that appears in the comics, not some shitty kid's cartoon.
Duh you fucking retard, that's what the source material is.
Again noone can pull of Bruce Waynes appearance, but Bateman did, he embodied his attitude and his cavalier persona. Affleck is an awful actor, he cannot pull of Wayne's persona, at, fucking, all.
The only good thing to come out of this movie will be the Affleck directed Batman solo movie in 3 years.
It always has been, Bruce has always been the same, he may go through some changes but at his core he is still the billionare playboy with a tortured past. Affleck again is a terrible actor, and is nowhere near handsome enough to pull of Bruce Wayne, or the range to effectively convince the audience he is. Not only that the bat suit looks comical, his face looks fat underneath it when it's supposed to be sharp underneath the mask, it looks really really bad, and if they fucked up the casting, the costumes, arguably the easiests part to do right, then it's a bad sign for the film.
>Affleck is an awful actor
>thinking it's still 2003
>implying Bale's was anything close to the source material
>implying affleck isn't handsome
>implying the most comic accurate costume to date is comical
Literally where the fuck are you going with this, other than in circles
It's not like we're talking Superman vs Goku here.
It's fucking Superman vs a talented and athletic human who ultimately just a human.
If there's one consistent element among almost every Superman vs Batman fight, it's that if Superman actually to end Batman, there would be literally nothing he can do about it.
It's why in a bunch of those "Superman-like hero goes nuts" like Irredeemable, one of the first things he does is kill the Batman analogue with trivial effort.
The suit looks bloated, it looks like fucking trash, it looks nothing like the comics. Again I said noone can pull of Wayne's appearance, but bale embodied his attitude and cavalier persona. Again Affleck is a mediocre actor who hasn't been in memorable films other than oscar bait which he sucked in all of them.
>post the pics
Already posted one. I even pointed it out to you a second time.
I have a challenge for you. Try to make one post without using the words kek, cuck, newfag, or GTFO. If you can do it I will be genuinely impressed.
Be quiet you don't know anything.
I don't think you do. The proof is in the pudding.
Forgot to add that one to the list. You almost did it!
>tfw you think you have a good setup for a joke but you end up saying something that makes no sense
You're feeling that feel right now aren't you?
Oh shit he's pulling out the big guns!
>200 posts later
>still can't deliver
The movie looks terrible, I can already see how it's going to go.
>Superman meets Batman after about thirty minutes of exposition leading to the party
>They trade witty banter and Batman is like, "I have to kill Superman."
>Doomsday shows up
>Batman and Superman decide that neither of them is evil, it was just a MISUNDERSTANDING
>Wonder Woman shows up out of nowhere
>They beat Doomsday
>"Whoa, I guess we really are a Dawn of the Justice League"
Because that's the shtick about batman, with preparation he beats everyone
on several occasions in the comics, supes has mentioned that he only trusts batman to stop him if he ever became evil. To that end, supes gave him a piece of kryptonite.
>basement dweller adamantly defends corporate pawns that don't care about him
That was some of the worst editing ive ever seen
Making it look like Batman was trying to hit Superman with the car
Making it look liek the car bounced off him rather than Batman veering it
Skipping Superman talking making that scene looks as stupid as possible like Batman crying like a baby
What the hell is WB doing?
You're retarded. The Lord of the Rings novels are some of the greatest fantasy novels of all time. Plus each film adaptation was around 3 hours long and Peter Jackson spent years carefully writing and preparing everything. Batman v Superman is shorter, the source material is shit and Warner Bros. got it into production as soon as possible. It has clusterfuck written all over it.
>post a picture of proof
>you continue to ignore it
I feel like were stuck in a loop here. You rehashing your responses doesn't help.
I'm not sure what you're getting at. Why would I browse either of those clickbait sites?