>h-hey I-m Rooney my hobbies include L-LEGO acting and animated m-movies what do y-you like?
>It's a NY Giants head of security has to have another talk wtih Rooney about leaving bits of hair and half eaten sandwiches in Justin Pugh's locker so he notices her episode.
>It's a Rooney interrupts the Oklahoma drill during two-a-days to get hugs from all the Defensive Line, and two from DT Montori Hughes
>its a Metalife stadium catering staff bring in orange juice to RoonRoon's box during the game as requested, but only Rooney and 10 stuffed animals are in there episode
>It's a Wellington yells at Mara for pulling YA Tittle's jersey out from under glass and wearing it because she was cold then spilling Elmer's all over it when she was making yet another collage for Justin Pugh episode
>It's a virgin fat autistic faggot believing that Rooney would date him someday, and make everyday the same shitty meme to keep this delusional fantasy in his depressed head episode
>It's just a projecting sperg who want their waifu to be autistic just so that he can think that she's "just like them" episode
>It's a pathetic loser thinking waifus are a real thing and not a delusion shit meme for autistic fatvirgins episode
>want rooney to have a qt voice to go with the meme
>turns out she's a deep voiced dyke
>Wellington Mara is almost 90
>His granddaughter, heir to the NY Giants empire is nearing 30
>She wants total control of the team but plans on drafting players whose college home uniform are of the same shade should the giants ever misplace their jerseys
>They'll still beat the Redskins 3/4 years in the NFC East
>Her Free Agent signings are all better than Dan Snyder because she based her picks on college jersey shade, not past performance.
>Goes to Superbowl 75 and wins with a unique all navy colorblock look with puffy full length sleeves and neoprene construction.
>tfw haven't been this comfy this bob ross marathon threads
>Hey Kate! Please come in, i'll be right down with you
>Rooney you can't build your house on my lawn
>it's a redditor comes to 4chan and gets triggered by funposting and starts projecting episode