So you're probably wondering how I got here
>*Pans to T-800*
>*Pans to John Connor*
That's me John Connor, uh huh future savior of the world. Now as I said, you're probably wondering how I ended up with lugnuts over there. Well, it all started when I sent him back in time to a biker bar to protect me
>"On The Day I Was Born" starts playing
>Bet you're wondering who the handsome superhero is.
>To find out, we're going to have to rewind a bit..