Don't they have condoms in the Star Wars universe?
This can't be real.
OP, where did you find this?
Have curly hair
grow it long
go to the hair saloon with a photo of anakin and ask for his haircut
it's not that difficult anon, I've been doing the Luke skywalker haircut for years (ANH and ESP, ROTJ hair looks autistic) just by growing it and going to the saloon with a photo
>go to the hair saloon with a photo of anakin and ask for his haircut
>tfw I did this when RotS came out
sadly I have short hair right now because I grew tired of my autism
I don't understand the joke it's normal to show a picture of the haircut you want right? right? fuck
>you samefagged this thread 8 hours ago
I'm just imagining an Old West saloon and a man walks in, swinging the double doors open, walking up to the man at the counter, who's rubbing a spittoon with a filthy rag, askin him for a haircut with a wanted poster of luke.
Don't listen to those jerks, anon, ANH Luke's hairstyle was GOAT.
Why didn't Anakin just use the force to keep the semen in his vas deferens so Padme wouldn't get preggers?
I was going to say that's wrong since the visions of padme dying in childbirth are what caused him to go to the dark side, but then I remembered that this wouldn't have changed much to Sheev's plan
>nut in padme
>extract semen with the force
>>and for my point of view Anal is evil !!!
>you'll never wake up next to a sleeping Natalie
Jedi Code 101
>marriage/GF-BF between a fellow Jedi
>marriage/GF-BF with a non-Jedi
Okay, Count Dooku did it and Obi-wan didn't care when Anakin got married to Padme
>flirting, PUA activities
Okay if it helps with your mission, Aayla Secura exploited her Twi'lek "dexterity" before the Clone Wars
Don't ask, don't tell
Exiled unless you're Ki Adi Mundi or a similar dying species
Sent to a faraway place
>"Force bonds" aka the power of love
Cut from the Force, worse than being exiled
>Padawan-Master relationship aka /cp/ or /ss/
>Handholding, missionary position for the sake of creating stronger Force sensitive babbys
Exiled, kid later gets admitted into the order because they can't help it anyway
>Actually it was terrible
It was great.
>being on 4chan for 8 hours
How did the whores that worked in wild west saloons not get pregnant ever day. No condoms back than . Would the guys just pull out?
There's a line in Attack of the Clones that goes something like
>Padme: I thought love was forbidden by a Jedi
>Anikan: attachment and possession are forbidden
The implication is that
>you bet they they can fuck