Lean Dunham on sex scenes:
>23. On Adam Driver, Probably:
>“Most people’s jobs don’t consist of slamming your vagina against the flaccid, nylon-wrapped penis of a guy wearing massive amounts of foundation to conceal his assne.”
I don't get this quote. "slamming" sounds like she's doing the cowgirl, but why would her partner need foundation on his ass?
Oh, and you're welcome for that mental image.
OP's point is that if she's slamming her vagina into him, that means he would have to be on his back and her on top, thus meaning that his ass having foundation would be unnecessary. To add to that, how would she even be looking at his ass?
in case YOU are genuinely autistic, I wasn't asking WHY the massive amounts of foundation on his ass, but WHY the massive amounts of foundation on his ass WHEN they're doing the cowgirl position and NOBODY CAN SEE HIS ASS THAT WAY.
exactly, thank you
It's like she's trying to be gross for the sake of being gross. Or distract everyone from the thoughts about her heavenly body and downplay her partners at the same time.
No they don't. I saw the movie with a group of women and the only thing they talked about afterwards was how ugly he is.
>lol it's my prerogative to discuss personal details about other people's naked bodies
jesus fucking CHRIST what a cunt
fat cunt with cottage cheese skin gets jealous when her costar becomes more successful
>this is what hightest posters consider attractive
I like his height and I'm a sucker for deep voices.
He was also in the military, which is sexy to some. Unless you have friends that are veterans, then you just feel sad.
I could listen to Cumberbatch all day...can't look at him for more than a few minutes unless I have to in Sherlock or something.
This is quite a good meme. His dick was flaccid because your rat face gourd fat body would repulse an Indian. Women accuse other people of smelling like dogshit without checking their shoes, no introspection while also being venom spitting gross banshees. I can't believe this shit is real.
I was just reading an article about what actors think about filming sex scenes. It wasn't about Lena Dunham, but her quotes stood out as completely delusional.
>I stopped wearing the nude patch after the first season of Girls. There’s not one guy who works on that show who hasn’t seen the inside of my vagina…This patch – you glue it over your vagina. It gets sweaty and always falls off. My male co-stars, at the end of the day, don’t care.
She either spread her vagoo for everyone or she implies each of them fucked her, which would be an even worse mental image.
She honestly has the body of a 65 year old woman.
I don't give a shit what people say about her appeal to the average woman, that isn't any more relatable to the average person than extreme beauty is.
>Lena "sister-fister" Dunham molested and finger-banged her mentally-handicapped sister and got away with it
>Hollywood doesn't care and worships her
I don't get it. All it does for me is prove that Hollywood's a pit of total social corruption.
On a sidenote, JLaw filmed a sex scene with Chris Pratt for the movie "The Passengers", which is coming out this year.
She said she was drunk of her ass on whiskey just to get through it. And she deeply regretted it afterwards.
>She said something about "I have never felt more vulnerable"
And I remembered Fappening
This is the one thing that made me sick.
My sister is a mostly nonverbal autistic. She will talk with a lot of encouragement or if she really needs something or hurts.
We never did any of that "exploration" crap, we explored our own bodies.
It floored me that people thought her doing this with/to her mentally disabled sister was a natural part of growing up. It isn't at all.
My opinion might have differed if the sister wasn't mentally disabled.
I am sick and fucking tired of JLaw, she's the most entitled bitch in Hollywood. Like honestly just be grateful for where you're at right now and how much money you make, put on the fucking blue makeup and film your scenes you stuck up cunt.
nah, it was more about him being married, than being inadequate as a lover
>I got really, really drunk. But then that led to more anxiety when I got home because I was like, 'What have I done? I don't know.' And he was married. And it was going to be my first time kissing a married man, and guilt is the worst feeling in your stomach. And I knew it was my job, but I couldn't tell my stomach that. So I called my mom, and I was like, 'Will you just tell me it's OK?' It was just very vulnerable. And you don't know what's too much. You want to do it real, you want everything to be real, but then … That was the most vulnerable I've ever been.
I bet she actually got off to the idea of kissing/sleeping with a married man and went into full denial mode and feels the urge to dramatically talk about how repulsed it made her feel.
>There are people who regret filming sex scenes with Chris Pratt
Remember when she rushed to tweet that he was cast in Star Wars before Disney made the official announcements, and then responded with basically "lol I don't even know what Star Wars is".
She always has to make anything tangentially related to her about herself. Always
Driver seems to be a really cool guy from the interviews I've seen of him. He's kinda awkward.
here he looks like Max Landis
I had a weird reaction to him. First I saw him on some photos showcasing the cast and I thought he was grotesque, like some messed around with a character creator.
When I saw him in TFA, I laughed like everyone else did.
But in the aftermath of the movie, as I set my impressions on the shelves, I feel more and more like he was the best thing about the movie. His powers, fighting style, temper tantrums - it all started to make a whole lot of sense. It feels like he has an actual character arc, you know. He started as the baddest mf (mostly because anyone who knew anything about being the baddest are all dead or in hiding), so he goes force choking anyone he pleases, tries his blade on spaceship's control rooms and rapes everyone's brain. Until he meets Rey, which shatters his world. Then he kills his father and loses a duel. Now he's scarred and has actual losses and pain, and regret, and anguish, but most of all real ANGER. If you thought he was trying to chop everyone down before, wait till you see the next film.
The weird thing is that it's not true. I'm pretty sure she kissed Christian Bale in American Hustle. Like did she forget that or what?
It does raise an interesting question about how significant other's feel regarding actor actress pairs that play love interest for each other multiple times.
Like imagine dating Emma Stone and she's playing Gosling's love interest in ANOTHER movie.
Why can't women get away with saying this shit?, Jennifer Lawrence mocked Christian Bale during American Hustle, saying he was "fatman". Now Lena reveals that Adam has ass acne.
If a male celebrity revealed details like that about any woman, they would make him apologize and his reputation would get dragged through the ground.
I hate that fucking double standard so fucking much.
Seriously, imagine if the roles had been reversed and he'd be saying something like "Most people's jobs don't consist of Lena Dunham slamming her vagina into your flaccid, nylon-wrapped penis while massive amounts of foundation try to conceal her cellulite and the overpowering smell of dead fish makes you want to vomit."
He'd be crucified by the media.
>thinks I can tell her weight by looking at her
Are you a woman? I weigh 155 and I'm a stick. I'm also 6 feet tall, so she probably weighs the same as me.
155 - 40 = 115
>Until he meets Rey, which shatters his world.
>This, he face is a lot like Lexi Belle
Darth Snape is too goofy to take seriously without his mask.
He should have kept his mask on for the interrogation scene, to ramp up the emotional impact of him taking it off for Han, and put it back on once Han was dead.
SJW libtard chick named Lena Dunham made an HBO show starring herself called Girls that is really just Sex and the City watered down, with false "strong-women" characters
She cucks, fucks, and abuses Adam Driver in the show, who recently starred as the new antagonist Kylo Ren in the new Star Wars movie.
She makes this little interview/list about sex stuff in the show, and lambasts Driver for having a limp dick and butt acne when he has to pretend liking to pretend-fuck a chick that is ugly inside and out. Obviously out of jealousy for him actually moving on up in the acting world, whereas she is stuck writing propaganda trash and supporting Hilary Clinton.
That's about it.
Oh yeah, she also at one point confessed to "exploring" with her younger, mentally disabled sister. Basically raping her. Hollywood praised her, saying she was advocating women exploring their sexuality.
from one shithole to another...
but well big guy, you have a lot to catch up on
The whore is Lena Dunham.
She's the daughter of obscenely wealthy parents and runs an HBO show called Girls, starring her playing essentially herself: a fat entitled narcissistic millennial shitbag. She's the darling of the online social justice community because she's everything they dream of being.
On this show, Adam Driver plays her boyfriend.
>The weird thing is that it's not true. I'm pretty sure she kissed Christian Bale in American Hustle. Like did she forget that or what?
She repressed it.
the fact that there are still hipster leftists aligned with her shit and the stuff that comes along with it is one of those things that make me want to bury all my last little leftist tendencies away
it's such a petty childish "ugh evil republicans" way to see the world and an even worse way to act according to it ("gawd some republican raped me ya know")
>didn't enjoy kissing Bale
>hated kissing Pratt
She's gotta a be a dyke
>consist of slamming your vagina against the flaccid, nylon-wrapped penis
Reminder, she produces this show and has admitted that she doesn't cover her vag
How is this not legally sexual harassment?
Imagine if Danny DeVito complained about having to smash his erect dick into some girl's cling-film-wrapped dry vag wherein he was also the producer
>She's gotta a be a dyke
No, all the years of slurping up harvey's fun juice have just made her attracted to a certain type of a guy...
It was revealed she wanted to sleep with Adam Driver but he refused, there was that other guy that's famous who came in that drum movie.
Lena often propositions sex from guys she works with, if they refuse then they get booted off.
>discussing this fat pig
>not mentioning that she is a child rapist in literally every single post about her
i mean literally every single one
please do this from now on, we need rapist and lena dunham to be synonyms
I saw some clip of him doing volunteer work to promote some military theater group. He was handing out fliers in a military mess during lunch and seemed like a humble, well spoken guy. He used to be a mortarman in the marines and got medically discharged because he fucked his body up mountain biking down some tough hill despite never having ridden a bike offroad before.
Actually, it was Christopher Abbott;
This B list actress from a hit cable show will probably fade to a C list writer once the show ends but for now she is a star. She is also constantly talking about the actor who wouldn't sleep with her and who couldn't stand the actress. There is not an hour in the day where she isn't mentioning him or trying to find out what he is doing and her talk about him is all talk.
Lena Dunham/Christopher Abbott
Although she resents anyone who doesn't find her attractive back.
I genuinely don't get why he'd have sex with her in the setting. I don't get why any sober person would have sex with her on the show. If she was realistically only banging 30+yo wizards looking give up their powers and even then it being more of a pump and dump kind of thing, that I could understand.
The fact that Donald Glover was involved in this forever tainted him for me.
>ugly chick writes a show in which she, as the main character, gets to fuck guys who are way out of her league
Once again, if genders were reversed, the person who wrote that show would be labelled a delusional pervert.
Luckily, he's got a nice-looking wife to go home to.
>"I'm like a sight gag, I have this really big face...I don't totally get it. I mean, when I read for Girls (2012) I was, like, the script says 'Handsome Carpenter,' so someone else is going to get the part. They'll have someone handsome, not me. I mean, I'm not in any danger of getting leading-man parts.
Pls don't bully
In 18th century France when French was at the height of its affluence and culture, acting was still considered to be somewhat scandalous. Bear in mind, Europeans of the Middle Ages all considered acting to be immoral. Once French princess after watching a performance said, "I don't see why those poor souls ought to be damned just for my entertainment."
Now, that was polite, baroque French theatre.
Acting is truly a degenerate art.
What's wrong with his face is that he looks like a combination of Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher, but not in the "family resemblance" way so much as the "Dr. Frankenstein's newest creation" way.
W-why do you bully him anon? He honestly seems like a down to earth, humble, talented guy.
I remember seeing a video of him and his foundation about bringing theater to the army, where he handed out panphelts and talked to the people there, he seems like a pretty chill guy.
He was definitely my favourite part of TFA, apart from based Oscar Isaac
I'm a guy, I would say that he's not unattractive, though I wouldn't say he's particularly attractive. But add in his money and fame and I'm sure he pulls hot girls regularly.
As long as he keeps the ears hidden.
If her body didn't do it her face definitely would. Haha
No, this is what hightest posters find attractive.
Is what disgusting deviants and niggers find attractive.