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Alright guys I'm at the theater and I'm hungry. What should I get?
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>>64664716
>$5 dollars for a small drink

top cuck america
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A dozen burgers.
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go to the showers and post the photo with timestamp or I wont belive you
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>>64664787
that is how theaters make their money you fucking ignoramus
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>>64664825
They don't have showers here but I did take a really long smelly shit 20 min ago
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This looks more like a fast food restaurant than a cinema shop
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buy all five collectible toppers
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>Americans don't have a waiter
>Have to get their own food before they go in

Truly a 3rd world shit hole, how the mighty have fallen
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>>64664853
>cinema
>doesn't have showers
How's life in 3rd world?
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>>64664716
Crab legs
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How are you going to get past the virginity inspector, op?
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>>64664716
>Serving hamburgers at the cinema
Fucking amerifats
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>>64664716
The tendies. Always the tendies.
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cyanide, you boring little memebicile
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>>64664897
i don't understand why they can get american syrup water for five american dollars but they don't have a shower

is this in puerto rico or another territory or something?
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>>64664869
>that tiny screen
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>>64664869
>that tiny ass screen

Last time I saw a screen that small was at a theater in a tiny town in Oahu, Hawaii.
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>>64664869
Lol try again foreigncuck most theaters here have waiters that will serve food for you while in the theater
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>>64664841
>that is how theaters make their money you fucking ignoramus

Shitty business plan.
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>>64664869
THIS SHIT IS PURE UNADULTERATED CANCER

GO TO THE GODDAMN RESTAURANT TO EAT, THERES A GREAT SUSHI PLACE RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY IMAX

YOU GO TO A THEATER TO WATCH FUCKING MOVIES

MY HDTV IS LITERALLY BIGGER THAN THAT SCREEN, COMPLETELY USELESS, WOULDN'T EVEN WATCH A YOUTUBE VIDEO ON THAT PIECE OF SHIT
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>>64664869
That screen is fucking ridiculous you might as well stay at home and watch a movie
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Why are foreignfags so quick to talk shit to Americans on an American made website? Don't they know we supply all of their entertainment?
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>>64664973

Its large enough for 8 seats across
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>>64664716
Crab legs with a side of tendies
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>american cinemas have a fast food restaurant in them
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>>64665119

>Japanese image board owned by a Japanese guy hosted on a cloud network, using the world wide web invented by a British guy

go back to telnet
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>>64664869
>>64665159
>LONDON
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>>64665119
>Don't they know we supply all of their entertainment?
Yes, that is why we are laughing AT YOU.
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>>64665169
>it would be better to try and squeeze a cinema into a fast food restaurant!
fucking euros
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>>64664869
>>64665159
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>>64664869
I went to a theater that had waitresses in Dubai. Felt like I was sheikh.
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CRAB LEGS
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>>64665217
>Al Gore
>British
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>>64665169
>EXPECTING ANYTHING BUT ABSOLUTE GARBAGE-TIER FOOD FROM A MOVIE THEATER

THESE DINE IN THEATERS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID, EVEN BEYOND THE OBVIOUS DISTRACTION AND MISSING HALF THE MOVIE

SO, IT DOES MOVIES BADLY, IT DOES FOOD BADLY, BRILLIANT LETS GO!

IF UR IN THE ISLAMIC HAMLET OF >LONDON GO NOWHERE ELSE BUT THE BFI IMAX
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Crab legs and get some mice for your falcon
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>not bringing along a girl who will smuggle in footlong subs in her purse
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>>64665169
>first world cinemas have a fast food restaurant in them
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>>64665621
>not bringing a small laptop bag and pretending to be a businessman
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a hammock of anvils, one bottle of regal brand cola shampoo, three tissues and a shush monitor keychain
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>>64665629

You're there to see a film, not stuff your face americuck
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>>64664869
There's a few theaters by me that do this, and it's funny because if you're gonna buy food at a regular theater it actually ends up being about the same unless you're gonna get hammered or something. Wouldn't do it every time, but I've gone a few times and it's okay for every once in awhile... it's weird to get waited on in the movies to me though.

We also have a much bigger screen and badass seating.
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>>64664716
>not buying the movie/crab legs/theater shower combo deal

Fuckin' pleb
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>>64665159
The one by me is idk maybe 20 seats across and the screen is fuckhuge. I actually thought it was ridiculously huge when I first saw it and didn't think they could fill all the seats, but they have every time I've been there.
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>>64664869
There are plenty that do this, and with larger screens and recliners.

I went to one to see Star Wars.

They had house made chili con queso that was delcious, and the same fucking price as 'chos at a normal theater, like $5.

They also had beer and cocktails. Being in Colorado, they had literally 30 types of local beer. And decently priced, about the same price as a fucking medium soda, cheaper than a large soda. $4.75 for a true pint of delicious, local beer that is over 6%abv.

All server brought. Since I go out to movies so much less now, this is a more worthwhile way to do it.
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>>64665169
Most people don't even buy the food here. It's mostly just trashy lower middle class people who can't into a budget.

The rest of us sneak in some crab legs with a cracking anvil.
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>>64665159
That is actually really small...
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>anything other than nachos and a large cherry coke with no nice

Why even watch the movie?
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>>64665621
>Risk getting lumped on the head with a fucking anvil
nice bait faggot
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>>64666505
You realize you don't HAVE to purchase food to see a movie, right? It's there for convenience sake if you want a treat with your movie. You're not obligated to buy a single thing
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