My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
two times the powers
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord OP. Your sad devotion to that ancient script has not helped you conjure up the stolen doubles, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the janitor's hidden triples!
>Whoa! Stop the tape!
>the screen becomes projected as dooku walks into frame
>"you're probably wondering who that schmuck is"
>he jerks his thumb over his shoulder at anakin
>"or how I ended up in this situation"
>"and we'll get there in due time"
>"but first let's let's roll this story back to its beginning"
>screen fades to black
>"it all starts with a man named sheev, and magic little things called midichlorians"
[STAR WARS THEME BLASTS WITH TITLE
I should have known the singles were plotting to take over!
>Dooku will never be as badass as he was in Clone Wars
MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO DOUBLES. TO THESE DIGITS!
Am I the only one that sees this face on dooku's head?
>Everyone is shitting on midi-chlorians
Fucking redditors. Power levels and power ranking means a better story. All the great stories always have an explicit power ranking: The Bible, DBZ, Twilight. All stories that work better with the power levels.
My powers have dubbed since the last time we met, Count.
My unquestioned authority has doubled since the last time we met, grandfather.
Goddamnit Obi-Wan. Dooku has basically told you that he created the Clone Army, and you STILL can't put two and two together?
Then again, Dooku told him that Sidious controls the Senate and he still didn't care. Obi-Wan's an idiot
Not a story the jedi would tell you
Darth Bateman was a dark lord of the sith, so powerful and so wise that he could use the force to influence post timers and create doubles.. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even create triples
I love how every single time it's Obi/Anakin vs. Dooku, Dooku tries to remove Obi from the fight immediately so he can wreck Anakin alone.
He knows what's up, he's not going to give him the chance to gain any kind of High or Low ground.