Well this isn't looking too good for me. You're probably wondering how I got here on The Tyra Show with this dumb look on my face and trousers full of diarrhea. Well let me take you back a bit
>SHOT PANS TO HIM AS A CHILD IN A THEATER
Hey there's the little tyke! You see, when the other kids were out at film school, you want to know where I was? In the theater, watching films.
just imagine being on a day time talk show where the hostess brings up your cringiest most beta and weird fetish and asks if you have it for her and even brings out models to make fun of you about it while the whole audience laughs at you and to top it off you fucking FART and actually pause as its happening so you cant even move past it and hope no one heard
its like hell, literally like a vision of hell where it's not all fire and demons but just your worst life experiences taken to a torturous level for eternity
The fact that this even happened is like a fever dream for me. Memes are mutating reality in the strangest ways and I'm not convinced I didn't slip into a coma recently because holy shit who would let any of this happen? Why would Tyra banks even have Tarantino on? Why would he agree? Why would his agent let him? Why would HER agent let HER??
I'm not complaining, the results are legendary, but I'm not sure where the world is headed right now...
If I learned anything from America's Next Top Model it's that Tyra banks loves to humiliate people (eg making an arachnophobic woman pose with a massive tarantula on her face), so I'm sure she was doing it on purpose.