What depresses me is that I've come to realise that Ant really is a piece of shit.
I don't even care that he beat that cunt Dani (who cares) but all this new evidence of his ACTUAL racism and paedophilia has come to light.
He stalks 12-year-olds on the internet and throws the word 'nigger' around like it's nothing. He's been caught in the act with this shit.
He's lost the battle. Opie and Jimmy has been great this week, with guys like Vos, Bobby, Soder and Pete Davidson in studio.
It's a shame, cuz Ant is a funny fucker
>language is one of the most powerful weapons out there
Yup that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in prison for battery.
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a shockjock. To me, being a shockjock was better than being Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. Even before I first wandered into the studio for a parody song in blackface, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged.
The show and all aspects of it are dead as a doornail. Jimmy cannot carry a show which he must do when you have Opie who cannot be a good #2 on a show anymore. Patrice died and the show was pretty much walking dead
He really needs to take it easy with the booze and maybe try to date some more succesful women in their 30 or 40s who aren't gonna lose their fucking minds on him. Regarding his "racism"... I really don't think he hates black people. Some of his rants are a bit questionable though (Bell Curve etc.)
He started dating this young 20 something daughter of comedy club owner Vinny Brand, a girl who Jimmy has known since she was in diapers and who was actually on O7A once when Louis CK was on there.
She recorded herself claiming he broke her hand and broke her ribs, and he was arrested for domestic violence though there's little chance of him being convicted.
Now he's been uninvited from the Patrice benefit that they do yearly and basically is probably being blacklisted in the comedy community, most likely because of Vinny Brand.
Where do you think you are?
>He stalks 12-year-olds on the internet and throws the word 'nigger' around like it's nothing
>someone screen capped his Vine likes and it was all little girls.
>complaining about all of this on /tv/
I would say that these posts reek of reddit, but no one from reddit would actually compliment Opie nowadays.
She does have injuries. The problem is determining whether or not those injuries happened the way she says they did. Anthony has cameras in his house so they most likely picked up something from that night.
East Side Dave Show trumps everything.
The original reason I was excited for TACS was because I assumed Ant would right a historic wrong and hire ESD.
Ant's still got some years left to entertain, but it's time that the next generation starts to blossom.
And that generation is East Side Dave and Pepper Hicks.
Now that Pepper is getting some recognition for being a Bro who Scopes, we can hope that he, like Dave, will step out of Ronnie B's shadow (nothing against Ron, who is a god).
Ten years from now, ESDS and HSR will be bigger than O&A and Stern combined.
People found anthony's vine account and all of his likes are 13-14 year old girls
I've known plenty of people that got their shit confiscated for reasons all along the spectrum of fully justified to hardly any reason at all. Basically either way the only way you'll see your shit again in the next decade is this >>64636714
One chick I knew had all her electronics confiscated (ipod/laptop/consoles just about everything) when her dumb fucking roommate dated a pedo who used her roommates computer to look at kiddie porn. She (and her electronics) had nothing to do with it, proven in court, and it's been idk 5 years. Still hasn't gotten shit back.
"The Anthony Cumia Network: We'll Beat Any Brand"
Zac is based.
>this show used to think it could compete with Stern
what a fall from grace. has there been a more JUST radio show in history?
>my words are my weapon
end your life
Who cares about this cheap cracker ass when a true genius has passed.
here's what I wonder:
did Dani make this up to get money out of Ant?
did Dani make this up as a goof not realizing the consequences?
because I remember Mandy Stadtmiller saying that, the first time she met Dani, Dani said she likes "lying to fuck with people."
Dani's probably too stupid to concoct a plan and execute it. She probably made that periscope video impulsively, just to be a bitch.
what's bizarre is that Gavin is so much more abrasive than Anthony.
I figured that the next scandal to surround Ant was going to stem from something Gavin said or did. Gavin's transphobia article was a huge deal (and also very hilarious).
with Gavin doing his show, Ant seemed like the "moderate" show on the site.
"people" on /r/opieandanthony couldn't be further away from an average redditor.
that subreddit has been a continuation of O&A since Anthony got fired. those faggots make me laugh almost every time i go there desu senpai
She was a live-in gf who didn't give a shit that he was fucking other girls as long as he kept her at #1. This whole thing allegedly started over an argument about an ex-gf of Anthony. Patrice and Bobby Kelly have said that Anthony can either have a harem or a wife in that house of his, not a gf. When a gf realizes that the great situation she currently has will be ending soon (Dani with Ant paying for everything) she will do anything to keep what she has or fuck up everything.
And he would be right thinking that too.
Youtube "Lil Chippy D is in the mafia" or whatever bit. It starts with Opie talking about how he worked for the mob and then obviously frustrated Norton who can't take any more of that made up shit jumps right into middle of Opie's sentence and takes over as Chip.
This happened more times but i can't remember where exactly.
yeah i saw that thread on the r3dd1t (cuz wackbag has turned into a bunch of stuffy oldfags who lost >DA FIRE AND DA PASHIN) and was just like..... wtf?
is he grooming his young ladies nowadays or is he just like tully from kids in that he likes em young?
then again,.what do you expect from a guy who went to a prom when he was ~50?
She states on her twitter that she in fact not a child and was also not a child in 2014. She is also a University student. Whether or not Anthony knows this is up for debate. He is also currently following her on twitter and she has confirmed he briefly contacted her.
Because anthony brought up a bunch of points of why opie is so hard to work with.
People started looking through old material and found lots of 'nopie' moments.
I was half on board until the jimmy opie fight, now im pretty much done with him. Would be cool if jimmy went on ants show instead, but at this point I dont really care. It seems like both parties are JUST. Atleast jimmy seems good and healthy, but I know hes tired of opie at this point
>IT'S THE HATERZ MAAAAAN
People sort of always disliked Opie since forever, but until Ant got fired it was contained. After Ant's firing reddit got all angry that their favorite jocks don't really like each other, combined with people who only found out about the show from Ant's firing, decided to troll O&A in order to get drama going. For the record, I think Opie's only crime is that he isn't as funny as Jimmy or Anthony. I never felt Opie "ruined" as many bits as people claim and a lot of the hate they all receive isn't warranted.
>Picking sides in a radio war
You do realize this makes you the lowest of the low, right anons? Do you not care?!
You can find an O&A video that has someone going "opie ruins the bit at [timestap]" or "opie made this unlistenable" and the bit continues to be funny after that. Could this mean that Ant and Jimmy are funny in spite of Opie? Probably, but I really don't care as long as I keep laughing and enjoying the show. Opie has annoyed me with some shit he has done, but it's never been enough to get me to stop listening.
>implying I don't enjoy shitting on them both equally and indulge in their misery
Opie isnt a comedian though, hes the straight guy that moves bits along. You need that in a group. Admittedly it suffered when they lost Ant because then Opie had to move to a different role because the balance has shifted. Hes not as bad as everyone pretends.
> hes the straight guy that moves bits along. You need that in a group.
There was a guy uploading Nopie shows on Youtube. People liked them so much that he started editing Opie out of shows where he wasn't absent. All of these got pulled by Opie Raqio copyright because he's insecure faggot and doesn't want people to realize how fucking useless to counterproductive he really is.
And no he doesn't do this for all shows. There's accounts withl full O&A shows on Youtube up for years that have hundreds of thousands of views and never get pulled.
>he ridicules annoying preachy atheist cucks therefore he must be a christian
>No real debate skills
>implying he himself has contributed anything substantial
>living the life
Ok i have 20million in the bank
I get fired from my high-paying 20 hour a week job because I didn't give a fuck. of fuck you money i got because my unchecked ego wouldn't allow me to apologize.
>buy a mansion
>build a pool
>build a podcasting studio
>throw parties twice a week
>invite friends and family over
>legally fuck 17 year old girls
>Do this for years
>get my final comeuppance and support of fans and friends who were constantly shit on by my psychopathic boss and radio partner
Fast forward a year.
>my mansion is filled with old bums
>people talk shit about me constantly on the internet
>i've alienated my true friends in favor of a sodomite lifestyle
>Literally nobody but my clingy brother will talk to me
>people only come to my house because I'm rich
>girls only fuck me because they think they will get rich and famous
>i've been blackballed from the industry because I can't stop saying nigger for two seconds
>my father never loved me and my mother never raised me to appreciate what I have
>get sued by a trashy 20 year old because I wouldn't control my temper
>continue to blame others because I cannot hold myself accountable for my own actions
>doesn't understand why black people don't want me around after saying nigger all the time and bringing up the bell curve once
Yeah I'm living the life. Money solves everything.
>I pointed out how stupid it is for Gavin to convert to Catholicism as an adult
Countless people convert as adults, i don't see why you see this as being out of the realm of possibility unless you're incredibly naive.
>You got assblasted
>don't see why you see this as being out of the realm of possibility
Of course it's possible. That's because the world is filled with weak-minded people who interpret simple coincidences as divine action.
>That's because the world is filled with weak-minded people
This is precisely why i and numerous others ridicule you arrogant "enlightened" retards (not atheists in general but euphoric faggots like yourself) Go suck Dawkin's dick some more senpai.
>that awful pitted visage
He truly is a Tunisian back alley knifefighter.
His kids are earth rockers now
Why is it arrogant to conclude that things in this world which cannot yet be explained shouldn't simply be dismissed as the work of God? That's how the mind of religious people functions. Weak and fearful.
>lost the battle
Are you joking? He owns his own network now, no more bosses, no more Greggshells, and you have shows like Legion of Skanks gaining massive popularity. Opie is a faggot and everyone knows it and the show was always better when ti was Ant and Jim.
>Anthony is a drunk, woman beating pedophile
>Opie is a crying big tittied woman
>Jim is a perverted worm
>Patrice is dead
>Vos is still not funny
>Bobby is gonna die of a cardiac arrest soon
>Burr married a monkey
>CK is a cuck
only Colin Quinn can save us
>I think Opie's only crime is that he isn't as funny as Jimmy or Anthony.
He's a narcissistic 60 year old dork with a fake voice and a fake personality. His crimes are almost endless.
Patrice didn't live long enough to see this
Opie would have become everything he mocked in Jocktober if it weren't for Anthony.
Opie would be on Jocktober right now if he didn't have a shit ton of producers constantly filling the show with personalities to fill up 3 hours of radio.
>Can't explain X, Y, and Z. Therefore...
There you go again
>he ridicules me for being an arrogant little faggot and specifically says he doesn't have a problem with all atheists>>64641110
>therefore he is a christian or religious at all for that matter
Must be that enlightened mind acting up.
What's the alternative you are proposing? Being a 40 year old cuck with bloodsucking family and children who chain you to your 9 to 5 (or more) for 18 years (or more)? Well that's not pathetic life at all!
He already has become that, imo. I used to listen to full O&A shows, but I became so enraged at Opie's ridiculously massive catalogue of human flaws and absolutely nobody addressing them in studio, despite obviously being aware of them.
Any time I hear a short clip of the show these days, it seems to have degraded so far, that it literally sounds like Jocktober show from some tiny little town. It's crazy to me that anybody can even fucking listen to it, never mind a corporation pay this dribbling retard millions of dollars to do it.
In fact, the last time I listened, all I heard was Opie sucken Chip's big huige pekkah all day long
s-sure. You just can't help but keep butting into conversations that don't concern you, right anon.
>Nobody gives a fuck about how cool and level headed you are, retard.
>tfw been going to the patrice benefit every year
>tfw tickets sold out and can't go
the worst part of last years was Opie coming on stage like he did something and the fact he actually got applause
he trampled so many good Patrice riffs in studio
So why the fuck do you even post here if you don't want to talk about anything? Do you just come here to post tired maymays and ad hominems all day? Is that your life? Fucking lol.
*zip ties behind you*
>the pen is mightier than the sword...
*pulls out quill and inkwell and writes your name on a death note*
>sorry kid...the games was rigged from the start
*fades into the shadows and then proceeds to watch german kino*
Patrice has been dead for a few years now anon.
leave it alone....
I needed you when I was crying on the radio, anon.
>i am not mad and miserable, i am having fun! i swear!
Never heard that one before. Fuck this, going to bed. Not sure if i will fall asleep tho because my heart rate is through the roof from how much you irritated me. Good job you epic troller you.
>you have a strange compulsion to be a white knight for people with retarded ideas
I thought i made it clear from the start, i enjoy ridiculing you preachy atheist faggots, have no problem with atheists who don't act like their shit doesn't stink
Burr's way too reserved and hesitant to burn bridges
I actually wish he was a big mouth and told people to fuck off on the same level as Patrice
I wouldn't want him around any female in my life, no matter their race or time of day. I don't feel like going to identify my girlfriend's body at the morgue as they pull a stiletto blade out of her abdomen.
They need to fuck off with the green screen and do cameras the way JRE is done. This is not 1960s anymore, you can't do a fucking newsdesk/panel/whatever on a podcast in this day and age for fuck sakes.
Sounds like Ant's a piece of shit and this girl is just someone who got in over her head trying to fuck an older guy for money.
I never liked Opie or Ant. Just listened because of Louie and Patrice being on.
sucks bill is very funny and it was always great listening to him and ant argue conspiracies or race i just wish he would mention Anthony at least once instead of pretending he does not exiat
>That one incident where Jimmy and Opie start going at it on air
>Jimmy destroys Opie and exposes what a paranoid unfunny asshole he is and says he's going to quit in October
> 'Holy shit. It's over. Ant won.'
>This scandal comes out that Ant beat some young girl
>Is going to be blacklisted from the industry
Opie doesn't care and Ant has no means of succeeding in the industry anymore. They ended up doing more damage to themselves than they could ever do to each other.
>Now he's been uninvited from the Patrice benefit that they do yearly
Thats fucked up. Im sick of ginger tits billy-boy burr acting like a comedy dictator. Patrice wouldn't give a shit about Ants supposed 'racism and pedophillia', or his smacking that bitch Dani.
Im on the LOS, Bonfire bandwagon now.
They still lack the bite of golden years OnA. Mean Jimmy is missed.
His life is so cringe worthy it's pathetic. The things that happen to him are humiliating- cut and dry. There's no goofy spin to it where a guy could redeem himself by self deprication. It's embarrassing to anyone, and with him its out in the open. It's a sad existance really
His reputation in his field and as a man are both fucked.
>tfw anthony cumia is your personal hero
>tfw he's a hideous racist monster who got rich being funny and clever and fucked barely legal girls forever
>tfw you literally take inspiration from this, because it's you except for the fucking barely legal girls part
>tfw going to become anthony cumia
>tfw anthony cumia is a saint
>can no longer listen to louis or patrice on the show while playing videogames
>can't even listen to a good bobby or vos roasting since opie pisses on every fire because he worries about it coming back to him
>same shit the thread
you fucks just regurgitate the same shit over and over again i feel like im in a general.
>they will never EVER goof on Scorch together again
I NEED some Scorch, man. I've listened to every O&A Scorch clip multiple times. I've even listened to a few episodes of PFG TV on my own but it's just not the same without the guys goofing on him. It just sucks.
TO THIS DAY, whenever I hear "1980" I automatically go "NINTEEN EIGHTY!!!!" out loud. The Scorch bashings were some of the funniest moment in O&A history, only topped maybe by the 8-track porn.
I'm listening to all of Patrice Oneal's appearances on O and A.
It's gonna take a long time, but Patrice is worth it.
>opie and jimmy
>not fucking hilarious
so much reddit and so much bad taste in one post
hes fucked. he got banned from the patrice benefit cause other comics dont want to see him. vinnie brand has a lot of friends/ power with his comedy club. he can say to comedians not to associate with ant or he wont give them gigs. look at jim already, cause of his loyalty to vinnie, he isnt really going on ants show anymore.
and now the los contract is coming up and they will only stay with him if they get more money than what he gave them last year or else they will jump to gas digital i guess. comics stick together
Last time I checked in it was pretty depressing. PFG TV is just done in front of a green screen now and he has no sidekick. He's also tried his hand at acting in some low budget features. The fact that O & A are no longer together to make fun of his acting reel that he posted on his YouTube channel depresses me every day.
Patrice used to be my favorite until I heard Colin Quinn. God is that shit funny. Shows with both him and Patrice are top-tier, especially when Scorch is mentioned.
Can people just post Patrice O neal or Louie moments. I just listened to his rant on Chinese people, funniest shit Ive heard in a while.
As one of the other anons said. The "it's cold out here" story was probably the most rememberable
There are so many though. One of my favorites is when he came into the studio with a briefcase full of glass dildos and a story about his trip to Brazil.
Is it just me or are O&A threads the comfiest threads on /tv/?
did fucking E-Rock write this post? No one listens to your shitty show any more guys, let it fucking go. No one cares that Anthony says nigger sometimes, it's a fucking word and you're a goddamned pussy for getting so offended by it
>Jim I'm not close enough with you to share personal details about the man who is sabotaging me
>Jim we've been working in radio for almost 15 years, we're not close enough
>Jim we've been friends, and you've stuck by me when I needed you. We're not close enough.
90s White people movie trailer music
Patrice's Rape Case
>Jim Norton and Ron Bennington will never do a show together with a drunken Pepper Hicks on the side