>on a desert planet with limited water and food sources
Does she ever bathe? Or does she reek of body odor? Also, how come she can afford perfect hair, eyebrows, makeup and shaven legs?
It's three ponytails tied together, shit her hairstyle is probably all she has from her old life I can see her putting in the extra 10 minutes every few days to do it. It's not like she's taking it out to shower everyday.
>implying star wars isnt set a long time ago in a galaxy far far away
You'll hear a lot of nerds come in here and defend Rey's slutty past on Jakku. They'll tell you “she had to do it" for food, water. resources, protection...
The truth, and this will be revealed in the next two films, is that Rey NEEDS cock. All sorts of cock: Ithorian cock, human cock, Zabrak cock. droid cock. prehensile Hutt cock. cock of all kinds. Rey needs them in her pussy and in her pink little asshole because she's depraved.
In her training with Luke on the magical island, we're going to hear all about what she did on Jakku. Glory holes, aliens runnin‘ trains on her by midnight fireside. Jawas probing her ass with metal instruments, even luggabeasts bustin' fat gallon-sized nuts on her pert little body.
She is a whore. Light side, dark side... Who cares? She's on the cock side. And that's why I love her.
any lads think british slag vicky pattison is just a fitter, sluttier version of that rey bird or what
I prefer Rey 2bh. Although Vicky Pattinson weren't too bad looking, fake tits aside.