I ALREADY FIRED YOU

Can someone link me to the same thread from yesterday?

>>64626012
fo sho. that's what caused me to post this thread.

>>64608556

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>>64625751

i really love this meme. why isn't it doing better?

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>>64625751
>tfw feel bad for that programmist guy

>>64626107
Thanks bro

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>>64625751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM_I2uwOfXw

>>64625751

>sir we're falling behind on our programming speed, we need more time or more men
>YOURE FUCKING FIRED MR PROGRAMMER

genius leadership

>>64625751
>Post a more unintentionally hilarious scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

easy piecy

>>64627112
>I did not hit her, I did NOT
>Oh hi Mark!

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>>64627058
It paid off

>>64625751
>Post a more unintentionally hilarious scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAaB66b_r1c

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>>64627112
>Every fucking time

>>64627169
So anyway how's your sex life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF4Hcr7XX3c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZD-6B1S3qA

and the vader "NOOOOOOOOOO" scene

>>64625751
Is this movie just about Steve Jobs being an asshole?

>>64627443
It's about Steve Jobs being Steve Jobs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=samzxG6um3s

https://youtu.be/z7DhzeTp9SQ

This fucker won an Oscar

>>64625751
Jesus Ashton Kutcher is such a shitty actor.

>I FEEL STUPPPID
>"Is this... Cannydah?"
>Nevermind...

Come on g u y s

https://youtu.be/xQBGmBOhQEE

>>64627621
>is this canada
Why did he say that? I've never seen the movie.

>>64627621

I can't stop watching this scene

I'm beginning to think it might actually be a misunderstood masterpiece

based jacked man

>>64627633
Can't you figure it out for yourself you mong?

>>64627665
>I'm beginning to think it might actually be a misunderstood masterpiece

Fuck man, me too. Maybe it is... We're just starting to see the light


>>64627633
I did not watch it, I think someone told the kids that they could be kidnapped and taken to Canada or something

>>64627705
Did he think they were flying him across the atlantic to caneeda?

>>64626984
you shouldn't
people that talented are hired in an instant by competitor companies.

>>64627621
>April 5, 1994
>Young man, would you like to see the future of your music?
>Yeah sure why not

>>64627740
XDDDD
epic, simply epic for the win

>>64627730
Yeah

>>64627385
He honestly sounds more autistic without the voice over

>>64627621
Wait, that wasn't like a funny thing they did off a take or something? This is in the real movie?

>>64627173

No it didn't. LISA was a failure. Everything Jobs did until he got rehired (he was fired for poor performance) was an abject failure.

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HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA

HA HA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiVYtso6X0M

Was Steve Jobs actually this much of a cunt? Glad he's dead if so. There's nothing wrong with being practical.

>>64628040
What about NeXT?
I read somewhere it was way ahead of its time, just failed for various reasons.

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>mfw windows font rendering now is complete shit compaired to OS X

>>64628077

It failed because he was asked to create a computer for 2500 dollars for schools. Instead, he created a computer that cost 12500 dollars.

>>64628077

Yeah, ahead of its time, but also WAAAAAAAAY overpriced and over budget.

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>>64627252
>shit hits the fan
>attacks the tied up prisoners who possess literally no threat

>>64628175
>>64628196
That explains a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J58VPpPrmQU

>>64627621
what the hell is going on?

>>64625751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubkl4XBalyk

>>64627621
for fucks sake nevermind is right now on my radio

>>64625751

The kutcher version was better than the fassbender version, desu senpai

>>64627621
It's really starting to grow on me.

>>64628646
DELETE THIS

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>>64625751
I never attended any of the threads on these Steve Jobs movies when they came out. People mentioned how much better they would have been if they just hired this man, right?

inb4
>manlet

who cares, he's perfect

>>64628531
Both were horrible.

>>64625751
It's because Ashton is a whiny bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF5Ptm_KwM0

>>64628302
Smells Like Teen Spirit was a very popular song 20 years before you were born.

>>64627621
What the fuck? No one says "caneedah".

Director should have made that little cunt try again, and made sure he made it sound like an actual question too.

>>64628978
I think its because he hadn't properly heard the name and thinks of it as a kind of mythical place?

>>64628978
>>64629014
>arguing about what happens in a movie neither of you have seen

>>64629037
That's the /tv/ way

>>64629037
You expect me to watch movies?

Movies are a waste of time, kid.

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>Pan was actually good.
>B8ful b8 was actually good

>rev and star wars ended up bad.
Is this the year of the underdog upsets?

>>64627621
>"I FEEL STEWWPPID

>>64628049
I bet Quentin jacks off to the idea that he made everyone in the audience think of the superiority of big black cocks.

>>64627112

Game over

>>64627621

I fucking love this scene and liked the flick tbqhf, I really want a sequel

>based jackman literally looks at the camera

>>64628049

Yeah, but this scene is supossed to be funny mate, I mean, my big black johnson? my warm black dingus?

>>64627376
I don't get how that was unintentionally funny.

>>64629333
Sure, Bruce Dern's character was cracking up

>>64629333

You're right, it's funny because its true

That's what my girlfriend said anyway

Though I have no idea what this scene is supposed to represent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ

>>64625751
>overacting really bad dialogue
>it most likely actually happened irl

Steeeve-o Jobs was pure cancer

>>64627490
>Steve wasted his life
>Never gave back a dime

DROPPED

>>64628049
BRAVO FARTO

>>64625751
Quick question. If your boss fired you on the spot embarrassing you entirely, what would you do? Just walk out? Call him a name? Punch him in the face? Flip the table? Have the last word?

>>64628854
>japanese live action animus aka japanese movies

>>64629695
Sell Apple's secrets to IBM

>>64629695
Kiss him and put my finger in his boipucci.

>>64629695
Try to think of something good to shout back at him and end up saying "y-you too"

>>64628049
>from the mind of Quentin Tarantino

>>64629806
>get sued

>>64628267
>That fucking music

Christ. At least they got his autistic bullet dodging right.

>>64629695
I'd probably be laughing and smiling to show him I don't even care and he's acting like an asshole
But I would be crying inside

>>64627621
>nirvana

dropped before even picked up

>>64628049
>quentin on the bottom

>>64629695
Make him suck my warm black dingus.

>>64628267
Pretty sure she must have shot her brother at 1:26

>>64629695
Whip out my dick and pee on him

>>64627252
that isn't funny

>>64628267
>Shows unreal speed and reflexes when fighting the jobbers
>Gets a knife in the head and a shotgun to the face in what has to be the laziest and slowest movements of the whole scene.

I just can't stand these goddamn movies, man.

>>64630002
Goes without saying

>>64627252
>Not the CIA introduction

That's where the gold is at baby.

>Oscar Winning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPvPUk96vb0

>>64629410
god she is so hot with her hair like that

>WHAT? NOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2r_qjEHf7c

>>64630412
Wasn't the point that its like a pseudo bollywood movie?
It fit imho

>>64629410
This scene is shot like a cheap fragrance commercial

>>64629410
sex

>>64629410
Of course she won, she's a nigger

>>64630704
>its supposed to be shit

>>64630704
So being pseudo-shit means it's not shit?

>>64631014
>>64631064
Didn't say it was any good. It just fit in the movie. I didn't find it funny. Just as cringey as all bollywood movies are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3GxgD-jbAU

at 5:35

>>64625751

the entire movie is one of the funniest terrible movies around

that scene when he kicks his pregnant gf out because it's not his problem is gold

>>64627621
Wut? Was that Canada line supposed to be funny? And why would they be singing a Nirvana song? I don't get it.

>>64626518
>not, I already made ye walk the plank

>>64627041
How accurate is this?

>>64627621
Shit guys, I really liked that. This movie seems like a trip. I think I may need to check it out.

>>64631463
I dunno, but what the fuck is Steve Jobs complaining about when he stole so much from Xerox?

>>64625751
jesus christ ashton kutcher is such a bad actor, is a cute face really all he has to offer?

>>64631831
Well, he's a brilliant comedic actor (e.g. Two and a Half Men)

>>64628049
>Unintentionally

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>>64631873
>he's a brilliant comedic actor

>>64628267
What the hell, this movie looks like complete shit. First two parts was legit okey movies.

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>>64628267
>Someone lost an arm making one of these shit movies
>Someome fucking died Making one of these shit movies
What a way to go

>>64632170
What the fuck are they doing on that set?

I guess that's what you get for producing a movie in an African shithole.

>>64628267
This is even worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q527uTTC9ug

>>64625751

He does actually look like him, and he definitely sounds a lot like him in a lot of places

He needs to be more passionate though to truly portray Jobs

But he strikes me as much better Steve Jobs than Michael Fassbender

>>64628267
Jesus fucking Christ, how laughably awful

>>64632422
holyfuck man
that did not make it into the movie did it?

does all the action use the same shitty cutting?

>>64632002
It's been a while, but I remember the subsequent movie being a major step up. It's actually worth seeing.

>>64632422
Holy shit, that shot choice and editing, makes me nauseous

>>64630412
POO

>>64625751
why was this a bad movie?
never watched it

>>64632422
What the frickery fuckety fuck

>>64632422
1:27 to 1:37 is legit the worst editing I've ever seen.

>>64632732
>aah! arrgh! arrgh! aaah! arrgh! arrrgh!

>>64632391
I ALREADY REPORTED YOU!

>>64628267
This entire movie series is literally a gigantic "Nothing personnel, kid" tribute

>>64632422
WHAT.
That's not really is it?
Even the music is fucked up

>>64631463

Completely inaccurate.

>>64627621
oh god the cringe

>>64627252
i mean i know the dialogue in this scene was awkward af
but
how did a cia plane not detect another plane flying over it?

>>64629410
This has to be a parody, right?
There weren't really that many cuts were there?

>>64632564
>>64632635
>>64632680
>>64632732

Its not real you muppets.

>>64625751
i didn't find taht scene too bad, desu.

>>64625751

jobs was the original idiot boss

>doesn't know anything

>doesn't know how to do anything

>demands everything

>bitches like a babby when he doesn't get it

>fires good people because they actually have to live in reality

I'm glad he got himself killed trying to cure his cancer with voodoo, a perfect end for his stupid life

>>64629695
walk away

>>64628104
Why'd you post a picture that proves you wrong?

>>64629695
My boss is black so I'd probably suck his big black dingus

>>64629410
>not doing 5ms cuts for 5 seconds to induce comas

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>>64627112

>>64627621
This is legitimately the most confusing, borderline experimental piece of cinema since the plane scene

>>64627385
Stop shilling your video.

>>64629695
You honestly think the programmer is the one who was humiliated in that scene?

See this is why I don't like working with people.

>>64627490
>steve jobs won the lottery

If by "win the lottery" you mean "earn money by giving people a product at a price they find agreeable" then yes. Years of hard work is the same thing as choosing 5 numbers. Good post, reddit!

>>64633647
Many people do the same thing all over the world and rarely succeeds. So, yeah, was kinda like winning the lottery -- right place, right time thing.

>>64628267
this was part of a 3d film right?

>>64625751
new dub?

>>64633705
>people did the same thing
>he beat his competitors
>he profited from being better than them

ok

>>64633705
It's true that there's a lot of luck involved in making it big in business, but you've got to play to win. There's no denying that Steve Jobs played, and played well.

>>64627621
/Nevermind/posting is an untapped goldmine of OC

this really could rival Baneposting this time next year

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>>64627621
>https://youtu.be/xQBGmBOhQEE
Everytime you start to think that Hollywood actors might be respectable people, that they might not be huge faggots, just stop and think of this.

They have to put their heart and soul into absolutely fucktarded shit like this, they have to unironically think it's good and cool and spend lots of time really putting their heart and soul into things that are this stupid.

>>64633927
this
he's a business man not a tech genius

>>64633647

if by "earn money" you mean "let steve wozniak do all the work, then take the credit"

>>64625751
part time

>>64633927
>There's no denying that Steve Jobs played the lottery

>>64626831
Because it hates you

>>64625751
>an autistic faggot that obsesses over typefaces to make money for people he doesn't even know is who Americans idolize

>>64628267
This is probably the shittiest rip off of the matrix i've ever seen. He's even trying to talk and act like hugo weaving. This is pathetic.

>>64627665

the rest of the movie is shit though

>>64631463
Just another Apple fanboy delusion

The accurate part is Steve Jobs being upset because he realizes hes a hack while Bill Gates ended up being one of the richest men of all time

>>64634185
I said there's luck involved, but it's not a lottery.

>>64625751
most hilarious getting fired scene on "reality" TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDt3L8EW_Xs

>>64626984
Don't, because the whole thing is fake.

>>64634991
>because the whole thing is fake.

Well, yeah, it's a fucking movie

>>64627112
>not the flower shop scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9Ew3TIeVQ

Oh hai dogey

>>64626984
That nigga probably made a couple million a year leading a team at Microsoft or IBM

>>64634157
rekt

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All of these

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kOCF0BLf-BM

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>>64627621

>>64629695
"Fuck you Steve. What you're doing here is making glorified fisher price toys for school children and housewives. IBM has already offered to pay me 1.5x what I earn here, I'm going to help launch humans into space you keep working on your shitty fucking fonts you hack.

By the way, we'll have a job waiting for you after the Lisa flops."

>>64634214
Only idiot liberals idolize him

I just use his phones because Androids are buggy dog shit and windows has zero apps

>>64634991
>people actually watch this shit

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>>64625751
>great artist
>Newton

>>64635883
>his phone can't even hold a charge

tell me, how many people a day do you ask if they have an iphone charger you can borrow? and don't lie, you and I both know the answer is at least once a day if not more

>>64634265
It's a ripoff of the fucking game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74_gTzYCxeg

>>64635883

Someone hasn't used an Android phone since 2.0 I see.

Also I like the new Steve Jobs documentary better, really paints him as the asshole he was.

>>64626984
Probably ended up in the team that developed Excel or any other valuable software

>>64627252
Only autism thinks this is funny

>>64636200
>Resident Evil 5
Nothing more to say.

>>64636200
Wow, the game does it a lot better.

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>>64628267
>>64632370
>tfw when I can't watch this in Germany, because a german film company has blocked this on youtube
>also pic related

>>64629806
> apples secrets
> literally just cater all your software towards hipsters
> big fugin secret mane

>>64625751
>MUH FONTS MUH FONTS
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>MUH FONTS

I can't believe people think this manchild was a visionary.

>>64627621
What the fuck were they thinking?

>>64632370
>making GOAT Jill Valentine look shit in a shitty movie with shitty fight scene.

Unforgivable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtTfptkUgj0

Not a movie, but cut-scene very related.

>>64627621
I was tempted to watch this movie to get some QT rooney mara action but nah this is way too fuckin stupid

>>64625751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rq-7zEVuwI
oh come on

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>>64637025

If you don't share our enthusiasm...

>>64629806
What secrets? How to market?

The scene at the end of the last hunger games movie where katniss has an asian baby and it implies that she's had an affair with another man

>>64625751
still fucking see Kelso

>>64637390

What the hell are you talking about?

>>64625751
Steve was more autistic than that.

>>64637390

I don't see how this is related to Jobs

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>>64627112
>>64635275
posting this movie is cheating

>HAHAHA, what a story Mark

this might be a lil cheating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRPoiTHMuzc

>>64626984
Don't worry, if he's talented other companies will give him a Job....zozzle

>>64637539
what universe do you live in where this is unintentional humor

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>>64637370
just imagine how insufferable he must have been in real life.

>>64637602
No one was laughing at this part when I was watching it in theater.

>>64637669
i mean, it's not an especially good joke, but it's definitely not a scene meant to be taken seriously

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>>64637300

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>>64625751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgi-Mh6mvIE

>>64625751
consool of rome and so forth

>>64637531
I keep meaning to watch it in full, maybe today is the day.

>>64635106
No, it's supposed to be a biographical film but it is a flick with many fictional scenes such as that one.

>>64629410
Wtf. They're literally fucking in front of a bunch of children. Wtf is she wearing to play basketball with. Goddamn.

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Its kind of astounding how much Kutcher actually resembles younger Steve Jobs

>>64625751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk

he sounds like this guy

>>64625751
far farange fart varte what thi actual feck

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>>64625751
Is this seriously a fucking serious movie.

I spent the entire of that 3 minutes in a weird combination of extreme bordem and bemusement

>>64628267
The rlm shitlords marathoning this was cool

>>64639738
The movie is woefully boring beyond the cringeworthy writing and acting.

>>64636200
There's more weight in Japanese CGI models than in the movie version. Pathetic.


Also, nice dubs.

>>64627041
>Get me Bill Gates on the phone
>This line made it in the final script

>>64640801
I thought every single scene has cringeworthy writing and acting?

>>64625751

the pan scene if no one posted it yet

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>>64625751
>ctrl+f "get out"

Memes truly do die

>>64633647
Reminder that the reason Apple even started picking up steam is because of Susan Alinsangan, a name you've never heard of, who came up with the silhouette campaign that iPod used.

And Steve Jobs originally turned DOWN the idea of her advertisement. If he hadn't been persuaded to go with it, Apply would not be anywhere NEAR where it is today.

>>64641085
they were already back with the iMac

and I'm surprised and glad Hollywood didn't try and turn into a stronk independent woman was behind it all

>>64633059

type of low budget rent-a-plane burners that the CIA would probably buy and trash by the assload for just such interrogation and transportation of big guys that arent necessaryly high priority enough to be carted around on something better


or its capeshit

>>64627633
Spends first part of the movie in an orphanage. Kids keep disappearing. He gets told they are going to Canada, so he assumes that is where he is going.

Child actor though, so shitty acting.

>>64641154
They were not. The sales for the iMac were abysmally slow at first, and only took off once the iPod became popular. The iPod set a standard for material design, and Apple has rode that since.

>>64628049
holy shit, quentin is on full cuck mode.

>>64632370
/tg/ spearfags btfo

>>64628267
That fight scene is taken directly from RE5

>>64640956
it does, but at some point it stops being funny. pretty good to watch in a group of 3 or more, but i wouldn't sit through it alone.

>>64628104
Why would someone care about this?

They look like words.

>>64631014
>>64631064
Kek

>>64632918
kek

>>64642052
>>64642157
kek

>>64630704

bollywood movies have good dancing, not this shit

>>64628049
Is this Quentin's cameo?

>>64641661
Doesn't make it any less laughable or cringe worthy.

>>64628267

>first 2/3 of the fight
>nigger's dodging bullets and doing airflips and shit
>end of the fight
>he slowly walks up to alice and lets her shotgun him in the face

kek

>>64627112

>what's bovrin you, Mark

Jesus Christ, this has something new that makes me laugh every time I watch it

>>64632370
Who watches these movies? I seriously have no idea anymore.

>>64625751
Why are they making all these shitty movies on that faggot Steve Jobs?

>>64628049
>IT'S A BLACK MALE THING

>>64626107
Iphones are very mainstream. Literally every hot girl I know uses one because android is too complicated for their feeble minds

>>64627112
>Mfw met Tommy in real life

>>64629695
YOU CANT FIRE ME, I QUIT
that'll show them

>>64642558
>Severance package for being fired
>Assistance for transition to a new job from being fired

I'll take the fired

GOAT bad movie:

https://youtu.be/exCedEiT1KE?t=5m50s

The whole thing is amazing but this roof scene is fucking classic

>>64642657
much better to save face

>>64642684
Nah someone as cunty as Steve Jobs would probably have alienated plenty of people already. Top guy who doesn't share enthusiasm would waltz into another job and have a story to tell about Jobs being an autist

>>64625751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W8K1SbVh5s

>>64642984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNcgOSKcYDg

>>64633137

>I'm Steve Jobs, and here to tell one thing:

>POCKET CANCER

>All your cancer, now portable.

>Cancer computers. The iCancer

>Cancer music and video players. The iTumor.

>Special software to protect artist's rights. iChemo.

>The internet, made available to you via uterine cyst.

>And finally, me, Steve Jobs. iMdying.

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>>64642423
Japan fucking love Biohazard

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>>64627621

>someone wrote this and wasn't fired on the spot

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>>64627112

>tommys vacant disinterested look when they cut to him when mark starts telling the story

every fucking time holy shit

>>64627041
>Steve gets all buttblasted and does nothing against MS/Gates
>Gates goes on to give all his money to charity and malaria prevention groups with his wife
top kek

>>64627621
What the actual fuck

>>64628049
What the actual fuck.

>>64641085
iPods would have been successful anyway

>>64627621
Watched it the other day because of this scene, thought it would be a laugh.

>Actually shoe-horn in a backstory where Pan and Hook are best pals

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, CAPTAIN HOOK!! You were supposed to bring balance to the pixies, not leave them in darkness!!

>>64627112
I dont get it is it some reddit humor ?

>>64625751
>>64627041
is the movie really this bad? the trailers actually looked good

>>64627385
shit video fuck off faggot

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>>64625751
this is three minutes more than I want to watch of this movie.

>>64643901
Lurk more

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>>64625751
WELL DAMN, JACKIE!

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>>64627041
>Calling Bill pretentious

>>64627621
im not going to lie but if this was anything other than a peter pan movie, this scene could have been cool.

They are in a dimension outside of time and only a few from within the dimension have ever been to Earth and those that can, can visit it at any time they want. So they bring back all this culture, all this music, and shit to this world that they rule. But no, they wanted to do this in a peterpan movie...

>>64627112
it's almost like every woman is different. Woaaaahh

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>>64627621
what the fuck is this?

>>64644553
Darkness

>>64629695
That kind of happened to me. I was a mortgage broker right out of college. I was the first sales guy hired in the office, became a sales manager, then when shit started going south, I was the first one canned.

>what the fuck, max, fire one or two of the floor guys
>john, i wish i could, but we still need people pushing loans
>i'll take a fucking demotion come on dude
>john, let's not make this ugly, just clean out your office and go, and don't break your non-disclosure agreement unless you want to get sued
>FUCK YOU YOU'LL FUCKING SUE ME YOU'LL PAY ME THE FUCK OFF OR I WILL FUCKING HYPNOTIZE REGULATORS WITH THE SHIT I SING
>john, i'm calling the police
>[knocking the phone out of his hand] YOU BETTER CALL YOURSELF A FUCKING DOCTOR AND A FUCKING LAWYER YOU GOD-DAMNED THIEF I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE MOUTH

By now people are starting to fill Max's office and pull me away from him.

>GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HANDS OFF ME I HIRED AND TRAINED HALF OF YOU GOD DAMN IT
>john, let's take a chill pill here
>FUCKING TELL ME TO CHILL YOU FUCKING CHILL YOU'RE GETTING FIRED NEXT YOU FUCKING MORON

They pulled me out of the office and shoved me out of the building. The business park had security and they followed me out of the lot. I never even got my shit out of the office.

>>64627621
That's actually a fucking god tier scene.

>>64635547
Does this count too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPtytC5Zwks

>>64629806
>apples secrets
>"yeah we just had orders to make our fonts prettier and include a painting program.....yep."

Holy fuck Ashton Kutcher is bad

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>>64625751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAqenp4ma0

>>64627621

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4_thAN-Bv4&t=1m57s


WTF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THEY EVEN SANG A RAMONES SONG RIGHT AFTER NIRVANA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>64625751
all i can hear is kelso
also i didnt know this was a real movie

>>64628049

What the fuck? I thought the script screenshot people posted on /tv/ was fake. Can't believe Tarantula is such a cuck.

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>>64645345
Dude actually makes a pretty good Wesker. He just needs to drop 20lbs.

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>>64627621
Holy fuck this is one of the most cringeworthy scenes in the history of Hollywood movies.

>>64645312
Jesus Christ.

>>64644760
Did you break the NDA?

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>>64641713

>it does, but at some point it stops being funny

About halfway through up until the end it's so boring I questioned whether most people just skip to the final scene.

But that final scene is so fucking worth it the buildup.

>>64645159

The fuck is his deal? I know he's stupid but he sounds literally retarded here.

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>>64627621
I wish that I could resurrect Kurt Cobain for one minute and 45 seconds, show him this video, and watch him die again

>>64627621
I don't understand

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>>64627621
how does this exist

>>64625751
I gotta watch that.

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>>64627621
Nevermindposting is imminent...I can feel it.

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>>64627621

>>64634033
No meme will ever surpass the sublime yet complex dynamism that is and forever will be Baneposting.

However, I can see some things that can make Nevermindposting into a decent meme with similarities to the King of Memes:

>nonsensical introduction
>unintentionally hilarious
>chanting music
>Based big guy actor (Huge Jacked Man)
>endlessly quotable
>both take place on or near flying machines

It's truly pottery.

>>64645159
I liked this movie

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>>64627621
im so confused

>>64641661
So? Resident Evil 5 is one of the worst RE games. 1-4 are the only ones that matter.

>>64630412
>>64630704
shut the fuck up, slumdog millionaire is god tier
also that scene is not even in the movie,it's included in the extras on the DVD

>>64645917
Shit, dude
I'm sorry about your life

>>64646681
I thought it was in the credits?

>>64625751
everything...is a pressing