Post a more unintentionally hilarious scene.
>I'm beginning to think it might actually be a misunderstood masterpiece
Fuck man, me too. Maybe it is... We're just starting to see the light
I did not watch it, I think someone told the kids that they could be kidnapped and taken to Canada or something
HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA
>mfw windows font rendering now is complete shit compaired to OS X
>shit hits the fan
>attacks the tied up prisoners who possess literally no threat
I never attended any of the threads on these Steve Jobs movies when they came out. People mentioned how much better they would have been if they just hired this man, right?
who cares, he's perfect
>Pan was actually good.
>B8ful b8 was actually good
>rev and star wars ended up bad.
Is this the year of the underdog upsets?
Quick question. If your boss fired you on the spot embarrassing you entirely, what would you do? Just walk out? Call him a name? Punch him in the face? Flip the table? Have the last word?
>Shows unreal speed and reflexes when fighting the jobbers
>Gets a knife in the head and a shotgun to the face in what has to be the laziest and slowest movements of the whole scene.
I just can't stand these goddamn movies, man.
>Someone lost an arm making one of these shit movies
>Someome fucking died Making one of these shit movies
What a way to go
He does actually look like him, and he definitely sounds a lot like him in a lot of places
He needs to be more passionate though to truly portray Jobs
But he strikes me as much better Steve Jobs than Michael Fassbender
jobs was the original idiot boss
>doesn't know anything
>doesn't know how to do anything
>bitches like a babby when he doesn't get it
>fires good people because they actually have to live in reality
I'm glad he got himself killed trying to cure his cancer with voodoo, a perfect end for his stupid life
>steve jobs won the lottery
If by "win the lottery" you mean "earn money by giving people a product at a price they find agreeable" then yes. Years of hard work is the same thing as choosing 5 numbers. Good post, reddit!
Everytime you start to think that Hollywood actors might be respectable people, that they might not be huge faggots, just stop and think of this.
They have to put their heart and soul into absolutely fucktarded shit like this, they have to unironically think it's good and cool and spend lots of time really putting their heart and soul into things that are this stupid.
"Fuck you Steve. What you're doing here is making glorified fisher price toys for school children and housewives. IBM has already offered to pay me 1.5x what I earn here, I'm going to help launch humans into space you keep working on your shitty fucking fonts you hack.
By the way, we'll have a job waiting for you after the Lisa flops."
>his phone can't even hold a charge
tell me, how many people a day do you ask if they have an iphone charger you can borrow? and don't lie, you and I both know the answer is at least once a day if not more
>tfw when I can't watch this in Germany, because a german film company has blocked this on youtube
>also pic related
posting this movie is cheating
>HAHAHA, what a story Mark
just imagine how insufferable he must have been in real life.
Its kind of astounding how much Kutcher actually resembles younger Steve Jobs
Is this seriously a fucking serious movie.
I spent the entire of that 3 minutes in a weird combination of extreme bordem and bemusement
Reminder that the reason Apple even started picking up steam is because of Susan Alinsangan, a name you've never heard of, who came up with the silhouette campaign that iPod used.
And Steve Jobs originally turned DOWN the idea of her advertisement. If he hadn't been persuaded to go with it, Apply would not be anywhere NEAR where it is today.
type of low budget rent-a-plane burners that the CIA would probably buy and trash by the assload for just such interrogation and transportation of big guys that arent necessaryly high priority enough to be carted around on something better
or its capeshit
Spends first part of the movie in an orphanage. Kids keep disappearing. He gets told they are going to Canada, so he assumes that is where he is going.
Child actor though, so shitty acting.
They were not. The sales for the iMac were abysmally slow at first, and only took off once the iPod became popular. The iPod set a standard for material design, and Apple has rode that since.
Nah someone as cunty as Steve Jobs would probably have alienated plenty of people already. Top guy who doesn't share enthusiasm would waltz into another job and have a story to tell about Jobs being an autist
>I'm Steve Jobs, and here to tell one thing:
>All your cancer, now portable.
>Cancer computers. The iCancer
>Cancer music and video players. The iTumor.
>Special software to protect artist's rights. iChemo.
>The internet, made available to you via uterine cyst.
>And finally, me, Steve Jobs. iMdying.
>someone wrote this and wasn't fired on the spot
>tommys vacant disinterested look when they cut to him when mark starts telling the story
every fucking time holy shit
Watched it the other day because of this scene, thought it would be a laugh.
>Actually shoe-horn in a backstory where Pan and Hook are best pals
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, CAPTAIN HOOK!! You were supposed to bring balance to the pixies, not leave them in darkness!!
this is three minutes more than I want to watch of this movie.
im not going to lie but if this was anything other than a peter pan movie, this scene could have been cool.
They are in a dimension outside of time and only a few from within the dimension have ever been to Earth and those that can, can visit it at any time they want. So they bring back all this culture, all this music, and shit to this world that they rule. But no, they wanted to do this in a peterpan movie...
That kind of happened to me. I was a mortgage broker right out of college. I was the first sales guy hired in the office, became a sales manager, then when shit started going south, I was the first one canned.
>what the fuck, max, fire one or two of the floor guys
>john, i wish i could, but we still need people pushing loans
>i'll take a fucking demotion come on dude
>john, let's not make this ugly, just clean out your office and go, and don't break your non-disclosure agreement unless you want to get sued
>FUCK YOU YOU'LL FUCKING SUE ME YOU'LL PAY ME THE FUCK OFF OR I WILL FUCKING HYPNOTIZE REGULATORS WITH THE SHIT I SING
>john, i'm calling the police
>[knocking the phone out of his hand] YOU BETTER CALL YOURSELF A FUCKING DOCTOR AND A FUCKING LAWYER YOU GOD-DAMNED THIEF I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE MOUTH
By now people are starting to fill Max's office and pull me away from him.
>GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HANDS OFF ME I HIRED AND TRAINED HALF OF YOU GOD DAMN IT
>john, let's take a chill pill here
>FUCKING TELL ME TO CHILL YOU FUCKING CHILL YOU'RE GETTING FIRED NEXT YOU FUCKING MORON
They pulled me out of the office and shoved me out of the building. The business park had security and they followed me out of the lot. I never even got my shit out of the office.
all i can hear is kelso
also i didnt know this was a real movie
Holy fuck this is one of the most cringeworthy scenes in the history of Hollywood movies.
>it does, but at some point it stops being funny
About halfway through up until the end it's so boring I questioned whether most people just skip to the final scene.
But that final scene is so fucking worth it the buildup.
The fuck is his deal? I know he's stupid but he sounds literally retarded here.
I wish that I could resurrect Kurt Cobain for one minute and 45 seconds, show him this video, and watch him die again
Nevermindposting is imminent...I can feel it.
No meme will ever surpass the sublime yet complex dynamism that is and forever will be Baneposting.
However, I can see some things that can make Nevermindposting into a decent meme with similarities to the King of Memes:
>Based big guy actor (Huge Jacked Man)
>both take place on or near flying machines
It's truly pottery.