>We an authoritative, yet persuadable character
>i got you, pham
>I need a member of a minority group, but he can't alienate white people and I also want straight men to question their sexuality
>Let me make a call sir
>We need an Asian to fill our diversity quota for tax breaks
>I'll go grab him from the local laundry mat familia
>we literally need Reddit: the actor
>i know just the man
>Get me the least jewish looking jew you can find
>diversity quota for tax breaks
Is this for real?
Trejo is a joke compared to Eric "The King" Roberts.
>We need Denzel Washington on this
>Say no more, pham, He is here
>We need a stoic, matter-of-fact character for this single scene.
>I know the perfect man for this, sir - say no more.
>we need a no-nonsense professional soldier
Alright not anymore, but this guy was always around in the 90s.
>i want someone i can fool and make him waste 12 years of his life just for the laffs
>Uhh sorry sir, this is the best i could find
>We need an italian mobster
>he declined because he thinks it's offensive
>offer him a role as a child molester then
>So about that italian mobster..
>i got faam