I can't stand people that don't get something to eat at the theater. If you're not supporting the theater showing you your film, and you're not enjoying yourself because it's too expensive or bad for you than you're a faggot.
I buy food just to throw it on the floor. I'm showing the theater how much I love them by buying the food, and then I show the janitor how much I love them by making sure they have a job.
I'm the greatest cinephile ever.
I'll usually get a large coke or something but very rarely get something to eat since my friends and i usually get something to eat before the screening. Plus the only good food is usually candy or something that comes in a bag, and I don't want to rustle it and make noise during the film.
>because of all the mass shootings they search bags (even purses) at the theatre now as they take your ticket
>i now have no easy way to bring in my sandwich, chips, candy, and gatorade
>tfw your backup bottle rolls under the seat in front of you
>>>>>>>>reading these posts got me like....
At the cinema I used to work in, the regular and large popcorn boxes fit the same exact amount of popcorn in them. The large only looked larger because it was thinner at the bottom
Don't give these people anything
I'm really short, i don't like snacking, i turn my phone off during the film and i don't get up to piss.
I should start a business where you pay for my ticket and i sit in the seat infront of you. I get to see a free movie and you don't get blocked or annoyed by phones/distractions. Maybe i can even get a whole bunch of my well mannered manlet friends to create a circle of consideration around you, for a fee of course.
Damn nigga i gotta go on shark tank with this shit
Million dollar app idea: best movie piss break time. Review team (or community driven) sees the movie and within 24 hours posts at what time that inevitable "literally why" 5 minute scene occurs in the second half when you can safely go piss and not miss anything pertinent to the plot.
Optional: includes a very brief synopsis of what happens that you can read on your way back from the pisser (before reentering the theater so as to not disturb other patrons of course).
Jesus, the first day of sobriety is a bitch.
Oh shit, it does. It's RunPee in the Google play store. How cool.
That is what people are willing to pay for the convenience of having warm popcorn during their movie. If they sold it for less than that they would go out of business. There are mark ups involved with running a halfway decent theater as well.
>That is what people are willing to pay for the convenience of having warm popcorn during their movie
I get it. Trust me. But you're average schlub thinks that they are buying things at cost.