Why do people think Han is dead?

>>64605405
>Han appears in Episode 9
>Holy shit, how did you survive getting run through by a lightsaber, falling 3000 feet into lava, and a planet blowing up?
>That's a story for another time.
>...
>pottery

>>64605405
Because Harrison Ford loathed the whole trilogy. He wanted out & took a pay cut to make it happen.

>>64605562
he was the highest paid actor in TFA

Because he died

>>64605405

Because the fucking planet he was on blew up.

>>64605830
>>64606071

>he doesn't know what deus ex machina is.

>>64606071
>>64605562
Why would the cunt even care for money? He has like 20 years to live tops, he couldn't waste his fortune if he tried.

>>64605637
Because he was the only star in it.

>>64605490
>Episode VIII
>Rey is stuck in a blizzard
>Han appears as Force ghost
>"Han Solo?! You were a Jedi?!"
>"PART TIME"

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>>64606217
my sides

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>>64606217

10/10

>>64605637
his average gross is something like $50 mil

>>64605405
Because by that logic Sheev would be alive.

>>64606120
Uh, do you?

>>64605405
That's a pretty cool picture.