WHO /FLAVORTOWN/ HERE?
Guy Fieri is a carnivalesque master of ceremonies. At our 1 year anniversary party he stood up on the bar while I was trying to make drinks and shot soda from two soda guns at women's cleavage. Then later he made a toast to himself insisting that since it was Guy's party, we should do it Guy's way and get weird. He insisted women in the crowd make out. And they fucking did. For Guy Fieri.