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I'm smelling /tv/ behind this. >Trolling is an art.

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I'm smelling /tv/ behind this.

>Trolling is an art.
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>>64601471
HI MIKE
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Holy shit fuck fans.
For 14 years they complain about this fucker and now they want him back?
TFA wasn't even bad.
This is what happens when nerd becomes acceptable and mainstream. Someone should've bullied them more.
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He owns the second largest shares amount of Disney's shares it's not like they're going to listen to a petition.
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inb4 he directs the next one and runs it into the ground out of spite
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>>64601549
he already made the prequels.
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>>64601471

Star Wars fans are the most fickle people on the planet.
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>>64601615
sup reddit
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>>64601471

Where can I sign?
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>>64601525
>For 14 years they complain about this fucker and now they want him back?

Not everyone did this

>TFA wasn't even bad.

It wasn't good either
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Apologize, /tv/. Look into his eyes and tell him that you were wrong.
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>>64601471
It will never happen, but I would support it. I'd rather have his ideas and stories.
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>>64601471
where can i sign? lets do this tv
you've been called
and you will answer
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>>64601525
just the homosexuals complained
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>>64601656
should i have said the special editions?
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You know what to do, /tv/.

https://www.change.org/p/disney-lucasfilm-kathleen-kennedy-george-lucas-back-to-the-star-wars-movies
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>>64601525
>TFA wasn't even bad

I don't want to hear your opinions ever again
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>>64601471
>an art

jesus christ
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>>64601525
No actual Star Wars fans want George back, it's just internet contrarians and wild autists.
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>>64601665
L U C A S . I S . A . H A C K
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>>64601471
ultimate pottery imminent
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>film is massive commercial success
>yeah let's change something

lel 181
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>>64601615
The prequels are all better than TFA
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>>64601525
>he thinks this is serious
>he thinks he isnt a nerd
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>>64601772
>implying Lucas returning wouldn't give it an additional jump-start after the next episode that will earn a bit less
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>>64601776
if you think turning vader into that fagtron was good you must have been 8.
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>>64601776
nice shit opinion
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>>64601833
>>64601821

>>64601656
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>>64601665
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J.J. was obviously the wrong choice. Star Wars needs someone with debilitating autism otherwise you'll distort the original vision.
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>>64601772

Do you understand that people went to watch this flick because:
1) It is Star Wars
2) There was a lot of hype about it

And not because how good/bad the flick actually is? Because you don't know how it's going to be before you see it.
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If dubs I apologise
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I'd rather have more of Lucas's weird bullshit than more Disney garbage
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>>64601897
>Do you understand that people went to watch this flick because:
>1) It is Star Wars
>2) There was a lot of hype about it

Yeah but what's your point? As long as the strategy works and keeps printing dem Benjamins, Disney won't give a fuck about petitions or demands.
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>>64601897
>Because you don't know how it's going to be before you see it.
I got the book version by Alan Dena Foster before I watched it.
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>>64601881
I think we all know who that means
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>>64601975
bullshit is a type of garbage
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>>64601881
>Star Wars needs someone with debilitating autism otherwise you'll distort the original vision.

I got the right guy for you
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>>64602045
>>64602057

I dont think you do
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Lucas would never come back. Because hes not running the show. Answer to corporate hollywood? Lucas would rather slit his babies throat.
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>>64601897
What does its quality have to do with anything? The point is: why would they change what they're doing when what they're doing is literally printing them money?

Also, don't idiots realize that Lucas actually didn't have much involvement beyond story in the original Trilogy?
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>>64602048
yeah but at least then it would be real star wars garbage
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>>64602150
dude TFA was the realest of star wars garage

it was so real it became almost indistiguisable from a new hope
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>>64601998

My point is that maybe, just maybe, if you payed to see TFA on theater and didn't like it next time you'll just watch it home for free.

My case. There's no fucking way I'm going to pay to see Rogue One.
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>>64602150
I take sort of bland good stuff like TFA over actual dogshit like the prequels.
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I way satisfied with the new direction, but I kinda want to visit the alternate universe where did make them. Just for the memes.
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>>64602057
>>64602093
Refn and Malick would never do Star Wars, not an original enough vision for them.
>>64602119
And this.
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>>64602197
>TFA
>Good
Its a bland piece of shit, think about that for a second, hadnt been for the ot cast no one would give a shit
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>>64602189
>it was so real it became almost indistiguisable from a new hope
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>>64602222
everyone has a price
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>>64602222
Have Lynch direct the next one.
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>>64602057
>>64602093

Not having Lucas attached to the process is like getting J. K. Rowling to write the sequal to The Lord of the Rings.

See TFA for a conclusive result of what I mean.
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>>64601525
>TFA wasn't even bad.
nice meme
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>>64602197
You're the reason for this capeshit vague then
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>>64601746
>no real scotsman
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Just let the franchise die already.
You know it's over when John Williams can't even make anything memorable.
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>>64602255
The OT cast is what ruined the movie, though. They needed more original characters and scenarios and less pandering to 40 year old neets and their nostalgia.
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>>64601700
>>64601665
>>64601727
>>64601730


hey reddit whats up
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>>64601772
people are going to buy tickets to see star wars regardless

how can anyone judge it before watching? although i know /tv/ likes to do that
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>>64602400
nice to meet you reddit im anon
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>>64602400
Redditors love the new SW.
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>>64602338
Hey I am not the one who wants actual good directors wasted on capeshit and star wars.
Those are popcorn movies. JJ is perfect for this shit.

You honestly want Malick or Refn to direct a Star Wars movie? I guess Nolan could work but I honestly think even he is too good for Star Wars.
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He would never do it even if Disney wanted him back.
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>>64602327
having lucas involved is like taking a shit and eating it

see the prequels for conclusive results of what I mean
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>>64602367
John Williams did good stuff for the prequels and that didn't save them in any way.
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>>64601897
you just described the phantom menace
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>>64602327
>implying he was attached to The Empire Strikes Back beyond a vague story outline
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>>64602450
This. I'm pretty sure Lucas was traumatized by the backlash against the prequels (plus it's not completely unprobable that he's had some sort of brain damage or gotten senile). He sold that shit as soon someone was willing to pay a decent price.
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>>64602469
So can we finally admit that ANH is worse than TFA?
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>>64602442
>Nolan too good for star wars
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>>64602548
yes even Nolan.
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>>64602119
>Lucas would never come back. Because hes not running the show. Answer to corporate hollywood? Lucas would rather slit his babies throat.

In all fairness, they are adopted.
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>>64602583
Get out hothead
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>>64602511
basically yeah
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Leos Carax should direct it
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TFA was a paint by numbers, cold calculated, business decision. It really showed the the that the film industry is truly a business.

Shareholder wealth maximization was mission 1.
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>>64601471
THIS
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>>64602707
And that is bad how?
star wars was always just about money ESPECIALLY under Lucas.
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>>64602774
>and that is bad how

You cannot be for real
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>>64602511
I'm going to pee in your eyeballs
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>>64602486
>implying Lucas is not Producer and Writer of TESB
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>>64602774
>star wars was always just about money ESPECIALLY under Lucas.


False.

Before A new hope was released it was about paying homage to the serials and movies of the Lucas' childhood
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>>64602469
The prequels were shit but at least the creator was attached directly to them. Thats the point.
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>>64602896
>implying that matters at all

especially back then. Producers had much less influence and his script got re-written a bunch of times
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>>64601870
>/pol/
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>>64602953
>implying Lucas had zero to do with Star Wars after ANH

wew keep reaching lad
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>>64602944
who gives a fuck?

The creators of Disaster movie and all its sequels were attached to those too. Doesn't mean it has any value.
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>>64602953
Do people like you really know this little about Star Wars?
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>>64603020
So sorry
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>>64603021
Never said that. He got his grubby little hands on the franchise again for episode IV and it was shit.

Then he had full control of episode I-III and they were all utter shit
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>>64601471

So just create a counter-petition to piss them off
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>>64603061
No, my cousin thought Han was the Jedi
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>>64603028
>who gives a fuck?
You do apparently.
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>>64603117
how about no
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>>64603153
are you fucking retarded?
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>>64603083
Nobody is talking about how shit the films are but they are simply stating a fact that TFA has nothing to do with Lucas (the rreator of Star Wars).

Why is that so hard for you to comprehend?
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>>64603122
kek I bet your cousin posts here
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>>64603122
He wasn't?
In episode V he used may the force be with you.
Sounds like he converted between movies.
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>>64603234

I get that. But why the fuck is it so hard for you to understand that it doesn't fucking matter if he's involved
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>>64603282
She's more of a basic bitch so she posts on facebook and shit

>>64603340
Nah, he just saw that Leia was into all that force shit so he played along to get some of that royal puss
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>>64601821
>gives bad guy some depth and character development
>gets hate
What is it with you nerds? Just because he gave "le scary evil dark guy" some humanity? The originals were just as bad as the prequels. You Star Shit fans need to realize the entire franchise is remarkably mediocre.
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>>64601525

TFA wasn't terrible, but it was a rehash of ANH, which is worse than being bad.

The Star Wars "Episodes" are supposed to be unique and show progression.
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>>64601471
>an

dun goof'd
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>>64603451
>gives bad guy some depth and character development
This literally doesn't happen.
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>>64603234
Who gives a shit?
He had complete control for the prequels.
Three fucking movies that were shit.

One bad movie might've been an accident but three should tell you that the accident was the good one.
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>>64601525
>Someone should've bullied them more.

Yeah, someone like you is DEFINITELY going to change me. Funny.
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>>64603452
>The Star Wars "Episodes" are supposed to be unique and show progression.

Mate, the prequels are literally regressive
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>>64603474
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>>64603474

Looks like it worked on you.
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Lucas's movies are all memorable (good and bad)

TFA was not
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>>64603504

Enough of your memes, plebeian.

When some kid 50 years from now decides to watch the Star Wars saga, he'll think: "huh, why is episode 7 a copy of episode 4 with stupid jokes?", thanks to that no-talent kike JJ.
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>>64601733
fucking newfriends
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>>64603580
If he watches them in order of theatrical release I am pretty sure that kid is either going to drop the series somewhere in the prequels or is just happy TFA isn't as fucking horrible as they are.
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>>64603580
>implying he'd get that far

He'd shoot himself half way into episode I
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>>64603636
>>64603662

You seem to have forgotten how fun the prequels were before you became pessimistic in your mid-20s.
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>>64603580
>he'll think: "huh, why is episode 7 a copy of episode 4 with stupid jokes?", thanks to that no-talent kike JJ.

I thought /tv/ was bullshitting to deject hype but it's fucking true. even Han points it out when the Starkiller Base was compared to the Death Star.

"So, it's just a bigger Death Star." everything is a carbon copy of A New Hope.

>Death Star scene except now from the perspective of the people!
>Tattooine
>Jakku

>Darth Vader
>Darth Vader's #1 fanboy


>Snoke
>totally not Plagueis/Sidious mixed together
>Phasma
>failed attempt at Boba Fett

Could they even TRY?
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>>64603784
I, and almost every single classmate hated them for the most parts. Sure Maul and the podrace were cool as fuck but the rest was just boring. And don't get me started on Annie. There's nothing a kid hates more than a whiny fucking brat who just makes you jelly
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>>64603798
No. that's the fucking point you yub nub. Its supposed to be a soft reboot so that plebs can jump on the star wars bandwagon
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>>64603784
depends on how young you were.

I guess if you were 4 years old you could've liked the shiny lights.
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>>64601471
Reminder that Lucas didn't have to make another death star for the prequels because he isn't a hack like JJ
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>>64603784
Kids like everything. They're not exactly the best barometer for entertainment or quality
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>>64603863

How was George supposed to show how a maniacal old wizard was able to take control of the entire galaxy's government without showing political stuff?
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>>64603902
I watched the series at 6 and then saw RotS in theaters at 7 or 8.
Nostalgia is a huge part for me with the prequels, but as I've gotten a little older I've actually grown to appreciate what Lucas tried to do.

You can meme all day and call me new, but I'll always prefer the PT.
I can't wait to see what my children prefer between the two, considering they won't have any "it's coming out right now isn't that fucking awesome" bias.
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>>64603977
That's not my problem to solve.

Point is he fucked it up.
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>>64604026

>do as I say, not as I do
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>>64603998
>You can meme all day and call me new, but I'll always prefer the PT.
Nothing wrong with liking them as guilty pleasures.
But they were shit. Intention doesn't come into it. And for the record his intentions were just to make money and become the king of the box office.
The prequels are even more coldly calculated than TFA.
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>>64603971

Kids don't like Brussels sprouts.
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>>64603998
I grew up with the original trilogy when they first came out in theaters. I too prefer the PT over them.
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>>64604069
>The prequels are even more coldly calculated than TFA.
I've seen nothing to indicate this.
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Id rather have George than Trevorrow
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>>64603893
Plebs have always been into star wars
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>>64604069
Everyone of the prequels was more epic and world building and star warsy and realistic than TFA

They're not shit, they're just flawed
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>>64604277
Not the true plebs who see it as "nerd shit"

and a lot of young plebs can't watch the OT because it's "too old"
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>>64604217
>lets put a kid in so the little kids watch this shit
>lets put a cartoon alien in this so the really little kids watch this shit
>lets put portman in lots of costumes so women watch this shit
>lets put all lightsaber colors in this shit so we can sell them
>lets put samuel jackson in this shit so black people watch this shit
>people liked gladiator so lets just have an arena scene for no reason

Watch them again now and think about why certain decisions were made.
The answer is always money.
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>>64601471
I want him back but I'm certain he wants nothing to do with it. If he did his version of ep 9 would hatefuck the fans so bad, Hideaki Anno would cringe.
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I think Gaspar Noe should do the next SW
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>>64604347
That's less calculated than TFA.
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>>64604347
But Lucas was filthy rich already, dumbass.

Inb4
>b-buh he wanted even MORE money

The oppression of the redditors will never return. You have lost.
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>>64604423
No it is just done better in TFA
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>>64604347
>implying Portman was for women
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If Lucas comes back, then in episodes IIIIIIII and IIIIIIIII we'll see
>new planets that don't look like planets from older movies
>new vehicles
>new weapons
>subtle poetry instead of blatantly copying settings, plot points and characters from the original trilogy

however the writing would probably suck
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>>64604347
>Portman so women will watch this shit
>women

ABSOLUTE KEK
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>>64604469
>>64604492

Both actually. The costumes and all the make-up was for women.
That was for teenagers.
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>>64604524

>Portman
>for women

I would agree with you if it were Rey. Portman is fap bait.
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>>64604485
>IIIIIIII and IIIIIIIII
I can't decide if this was clever bait or if you are actually retarded.
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>>64604524
Are you a literal homosexual

As in, do you enjoy penises?
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>>64604543
At first she was jailbait.
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>>64604543
>>64604570
Ask any women about the prequels and about Portman.
Many love the costumes and make-up.

Yes she was also attractive of course and also definitely for straight men.
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>>64604595

Damn, I forgot how cute she was back then.
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>>64604570
Does anyone not enjoy penises? With the exception of ellen page?
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>>64604645
She looked more mature toward the end.
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>>64603998
Underage
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>>64604640
I'd rather you try to prove your stupid point yourself tbchwy family
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>>64601821
>implying Kylo Ren isn't also a fagtron
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>>64604104
Fuck that, Based Sprouts have always been my favorite.

Lima beans are universally hated by kids usually.
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>>64604347

>people liked gladiator so lets just have an arena scene for no reason

First half of Jedi was literally monster fights.
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>Lucas comes back
>Hates TFA, decides to reboot it
>Episode 8 is a reboot of TFA, which si a reboot of ANH
>Disney fires Lucas, makes Episode 9 a reboot of Episode 8

pottery
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>>64604710
Turned 18 in September familia.
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>>64604595
>i can fap to this without my view of her being interrupted

brilliant
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>>64602327
to be honest family the corny dialogue and stunted delivery has been there for every Star Wars movie until TFA and it felt not quite like Star Wars for it
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>>64604746
Lucas was lifelong fan of pulp, both instances showed his fondness of John Carter of Mars and the like.
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>>64602192
>payed
It's paid you mouth breathing pleb.
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>>64604595

top qt
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>>64602469
Hello Reddit!
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>>64601471
I'm all for this. Another Lucas trainwreck would be way more interesting and memorable than some random 5/10 sequel.
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>>64605030

Hello 4chan!
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>>64605116
this tbchwy familia
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>>64601471

WHeres this petition???
We have all to sign this thing right now
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>>64604899

Not everybody here is a native English speaker. It's easier to make mistakes from time to time.
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>>64603485
>showed Vader was more than just some guy in a suite
Fuck off reddit.
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>george lucas prequels
>complete shit but at least unique and fun to watch in a "The Room" kind of way

>TFA
>0 creativity, completely average, less of a movie and more of a metric fuck ton of money converging into a moving picture, so forgettable that people have to close their eyes and concentrate to remember certain scenes

>HURR CONTRARIANS PREFER THE PREQUELS XD JJ ABRAHMS IS A GOD
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>>64602510
>implying 4 billion was a decent offer for Lucasfilm which included all their IPs, ILM, LucasArts etc.

George got taken advantage of by his new wife and her friends at Disney, tired of the constant hate by fanboys, they conned him into selling his life's work for a pittance which Disney will make back this year. They could have offered him even less considering he doesn't give a shit about money, he just wanted out and they exploited that.
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>>64605600
>complete shit
>preferring complete shit and expecting people to not call you retarded

No anon that is not how it works.
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>>64605649
>doesn't give a shit about money
>just wants out
>they give him money
>he donates it all
>he gets out
So who is being exploited here? Sounds like literally everyone involved got what they wanted
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>>64605701
>he enjoys completely bland and forgettable movies over fun and memorable pieces of shit

Yes, i'm the retard.
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>>64605701
>he enjoys corporate dicking
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>>64605701
Are you literally nostalgia critic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tri9i3WtXLc
>The Room is a cult classic for how fucking terrible yet hilarious it is
>I HATE IT FOR NOT BEING TECHNICALLY A GOOD MOVIE
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Disney's just a cynical money-making enterprise. They could have easily hired someone with a modicum of creativity to come up with a story that at least tried to look new, but they didn't. That's their business choice & we won't see how it'll really pan out until 8 comes out, so I'm willing to wait. Where Disney or JJ fucked up royally was in not designing a ton of new spaceships & weapons that they could sell as toys. Even the new Stormtroopers look like a tepid refresh. The Starkiller didn't even get any really good Hero shots & was mostly presented as a planet. That's not how you sell toys. Bad business move.

But you guys seem to have forgotten how Lucas gained a special ability to make the wrong choice repeatedly. You want him back strictly for what you think his story sketch might be. I personally wouldn't trust anything Lucas wrote after episode 5 being any good in any way. If you want someone writing a half-interesting story extension or designing some new cool starships, anyone moderate talent could have done that. You don't need Lucas for that.
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>>64602486
George Lucas himself was essentially the primary editor on all six of the original movies. It's literally the reason he even makes movies in the first place. He's always said editing is the only part of the movie-making process he actually enjoys doing. Most directors collaborate with their editor/s to some degree, but Lucas is known for being particularly involved with it at every stage of the process. He edited the gunport battle sequence in A New Hope entirely on his own because no one else knew how to do it.
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>>64601525
>Someone should've bullied them more.
Your daddy should've stomped your head into strawberry jelly, limpwrist.
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It's over people. The magic is gone. Disney won't take risks and George has had his storytelling chops leeched out of him years ago. There is no more hope.
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>>64605709
George wanted to maintain some creative input, for the new trilogy, and seemed to be under the impression that he could work together with Disney in some form. But then they scrapped all of his ideas and basically told him to fuck off further into production because George didn't want to just thoughtlessly rehash the OT. Which is why he is so bitter lately, like on Charlie Rose, he still cares about Star Wars, he admits that they're his kids basically, but in interviews preceding and after the sale it was obvious that the unrelenting hate circlejerk started to get to him, and he felt like the fans didn't want him anymore, so he sold it off.

They didn't so much exploit George. They exploited the situation is all, and by the sounds of it raped George's IP more than he was expecting making it seem like he regrets selling it to them.

Now George is just a rich bitter old man that sold off his legacy. I don't feel sorry for him.
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>>64606476
>has had his storytelling chops leeched out of him years ago
Same with Kasdan. Kershner is dead but even if he weren't none of his pre or post Empire movies were memorable.
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>>64601471
Link me to the petition.
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>>64606481
yeah he shouldn't of sold it if he cared
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>>64606481
I bet he approached them with some shitty prequel-tier ideas as well
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>>64606711
Prequel ideas weren't bad. The execution of them was, though. Terribly implemented shit dragged down movies that otherwise had loads of potential.
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Why does he dress like Al Borland?
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>>64606691
>Feels like a high budget TV movie
Isn't that how all movies JJ Abrams directs feel like?
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>>64601525
>TFA wasnt even bad
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>>64603451
Its mediocre only if you know nothing about film. Go back to watching Jarhead 2
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>>64606781
People talk about the terrible lines, but I think more than half the fault lies in Hayden's casting & the way he delivered those lines. Even the "I don't like sand" speech. A different actor could have sold it. But George is infamous for not giving a fuck about how an actor works it on set, so we got what we got. Sheev, Obi Wan, Dooku, Mace, Maul, Qui Gon, and even Amadila were all pretty OK.
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>>64607148
Eh... I really don't think any of the Ani/Padme dialogue could have been sold, no matter the actor. A lot of the bad acting really can be attributed to the stupidity of the lines, they needed to be heavily edited and the movies would have turned out much better.
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>>64607449
Paruskit?
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TFA isn't bad, but the nostaliga pandering is absolutely disgusting. Probably my least favorite starwars. still good tho 7/10
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>>64601746
Actually, SW nerds want him back because of the canon bullshit, they don't give a fuck Lucas is a hack and ruined the background of the OT, they just care about the canon, and nothing is more canon than the bullshit Jorge comes up with. They literally can't wait for Darth Insanus and Darth Icky to be part of the established SW canon.
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>LUCAS SOLD IT TO DISNEY ONLY IF HE COULD COME BACK AND DIRECT THE FINAL FILM
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>>64607694
SW is being a huge success, it's just a bunch of autists that want him back.
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>>64601525
>This is what happens when nerd becomes acceptable and mainstream. Someone should've bullied them more.
>implying nerds made 'nerd culture' mainstream
Nerd culture became mainstream because many various entertainment companies and conglomerates realized that, aside from kids, the bulk of the ancillary needless consumer products they put out (toys, models, merchandise, special blu rays, tie in books/games/etc) are bought by nerds. So, they spent the 00s shifting 'nerd culture' to 'the norm' to build up a much larger consumer base.

Like everything else in the world, it's all about money.
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>Episode I,II and Indiana Jones 4
Just a friendly reminder that Lucas needs to be on a leash to make a good movie.
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>>64606691
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>>64607802

I enjoy the prequels, but I agree

Pair an effective and firm director with Lucas as the producer and ideas man and you get great movies
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>>64607912
Was Saddam really that fat?
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>>64607964
He also shouldn't be allowed to actually write anything.
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>>64601471

poor george, he doesn't WANT to anymore
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>>64605600
Do you have brain damage? You shouldn't have to concentrate to remember a movie you saw within the last few weeks.
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>>64609282
watching movies like TFA will give you brain damage.
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>>64601525

TFA isn't even a star wars movie.
Just because its called star wars doesn't mean what I watched was star wars.
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>>64601471
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>>64601746
confirmed for redditor manchild.
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>>64609316
lel if TFA existing makes you that upset you should seek help
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>>64605600

Let me show you poetry faggot.

>first do episodes 10-11-12.
People hate them like the prequels even though pretty much no CGI EFFECTS were used at all. But people want to know how this all happened in 7-8-9 and especially after 6. 7-8-9 is about how luke failed his jedi school and what caused kylo ren to become kylo ren bullshit. Goes completely overboard with CGI and 7-8-9 become timless masterpieces like the OT.

Learn to rhyme faggot.
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Episode 1,2,and 3 were cash grabs as he had given up on life after his divorce.
Episode 5, and 6 were just rehashes of 4.
Episode 7 is exactly similar to what Gerog would've done anyway.
Even original star wars stole scenes and based the entire script off of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pU6B2zEFeg

Gerog lucas is a hack and always will be and any difference of opinion is just contrarian.
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>>64610670
Lucas stole from the best.

JJ is cannibalizing Star Wars itself, he is the true hack here.
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>>64601629
It's just that people that saw the prequels when they were five are older and have a huge presence on the internet now. The people that hate the prequels saw the movies when they were teens and adults have moved on and spend less time on the Internets
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>>64610670
teenager
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>>64604347
you can say the exact same shit for TFA
>lets put a cute robot in it so little kids watch this shit
>lets make the main character a woman so feminists and sjws watch this shit
>let make the other leads mexican and black so mexicans and blacks watch this shit
>lets put the old cast in it so nostalgia fags watch this shit
>lets make a crossguard lightsaber and a chrome stormtrooper so we can sell that shit

Watch it again and think about why certain decisions were made.
The answer is always money.
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>>64601776
You are legally insane.
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>>64601471
Why just IX? That's fucking stupid. Give him back creative control, goddamnit.
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>>64601757
No, he's a master of poetry. Abrams heavily depends on fanservice and "UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE!" shit you get from a Borderlands game. Abrams has ruined Star Trek, Star Wars, & now get his jew tendrils on DUNE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZW1gtCljs
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>The prequels move at a snails pace, Lucas had all control
>The sequels, as far as one can tell, are going to move so fast that they give you whiplash, Lucas has no control
>OT perfectly paced, Lucas has some control
Its like potter
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I absolutely want him back. It's the only way Jar Jar Binks ends up being Snoke.
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>>64611719

Lucas is the catalyst for star wars. It feels wrong otherwise.
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>>64609367

TFA is far closer to a starwars movie than the fucking prequels, even if it does take the easy way out by relying heavily on nostalgia and a recycled formula.
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>>64611678
Here's the thing, anon. Disney wants complete control of Star Wars like business as usual with the Marvel Films. & The Prequels are product of George Lucas having complete control with no executive meddling.

These 2 are never going to happen. Both have egos.
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>tfw the memeing is working

More prequel posting and maybe the general public will finally be convinced of the poetic genius of the prequels
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>>64611820
I know, but if you're going to petition, being ok with the fact that another amatuer is directing episode VIII makes it pointless
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GUYS

Lets petition for Jar Jar Binks to be in the movies.
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>>64611933
Jar Jar Abrams, please. Don't you have another franchise to ruin?
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>>64611933
Atleast George took a chance by fronting the PT with his own cash unlike you, Hack Abrams. While it was shit, he made what he wanted on his own terms, you on the other hand are corporate cuck who just had to as what the mouth instructed you to do you miserable little cuckold loving tool.
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>>64612019
>>64612154
I-I actually like Jar Jar Binks what the fuck guys?
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>>64604595
I was seriously confused about how old she was supposed to be in this movie when I first saw it, I assumed she was like 30 since she was running a planet but she looked incredibly young in some of these scenes.
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>>64610670
>similar to what George would have done
>disney throws out his VII script

Must have been too similar.
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>>64607148
Hayden was fine in RotS, and the dialogue wasn't as consistently terrible as it was in AotC. I think that he just wasn't ready as an actor at that point and Lucas was at the peak of his autism - completely unaware of how to sell the romance. That just screwed it all up.
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Do you guys think George Lucas can direct another good Star Wars movie if
1) he doesnt wite it
2) he isn't surrounded by spineless yes men who won't challenge his autistic ideas
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>>64612568
yes
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Miss me yet?
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>>64612368
Garage Lucas never made a #7 script so I guess that makes sense.
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>>64611360
I'm actually probably too old for this website.
>>64610878
I can level with that
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no really
what was I suppose to take from watching TFA? I didn't learn any new worlds, I didn't follow any character on their journey
I followed one women who don't need no man on a 1 day journey who was trusted by everyone the moment they met her
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>>64612568
>2) he isn't surrounded by spineless yes men who won't challenge his autistic ideas

Too bad Disney will only hire people that'll say yes to them instead. Nothing would get done because production would be put to a halt.
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>>64603977
Palpatine's political maneuvering was my favorite part of the Prequels.
>start a war
>claim current leader is weak
>win office
>granted "temporary" emergency powers
>false flag attacks, expand emergency powers
>murder the false opposition
>dissolve The Republic, create The Empire
>everybody supports you
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>>64601665
W E A R E S O R R Y G E O R G E
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So what you are saying is your want another prequel movie? and from an even older/crazier George Lucas no less. I guess if you want more memes.

What you should be petitioning for is new writers.

I'll take TFA over any of the prequels.
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>>64613057
I'll agree to this, where do I sign?
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>>64613057
MOTHER
OF
FAT
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>>64613057
>Story by Timothy Zahn, Drew Karpyshyn and Alex Garland

>Screenplay by Alex Garland

Make it happen
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>>64604443

Driven by Ego to make the bigger financial success.
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III>VI>IV>II>I>V>dogshit>TFA

JJ completely fucked up. Lucas is the only one who can save his series from complete destruction at the hands of Disney.
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>>64613459
Atrocious

Please jump off any near by roof top
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>>64613057

What people seem to not understand is this is the best Star Wars movie that you're going to get that's being overlooked by Disney. Even though I think JJ Abrams is a talented Director, he is still a huge "Yes-Man", a studio puppet.

You see what happened to Edgar Wright when he tried to make Ant Man his own movie instead of another Marvel universe flick.
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>>64601821
>h-he ruined muh badass power rangers guy xD
Holy fuck you must have taken a wrong turn at /r/starwars. If you think that developing a character ruins that character because he's no longer "a badass" in your fanfiction then you are a literal child.
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>>64612792
literally misunderstood genius of this era. People will look back and study the art he made.
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>VIII will have the guy who made looper
>IX will be the guy who made jurassic world
Disney already planned out everything, with every part locked down tight, from the actors to the directors.
This property is worth way more than any marvel movie, yet everything they have coming from Marvel has been announced up to 2020.
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>>64602587
Underrated
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>>64609367
Thank god. Star Wars is shit
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>>64611691
>undermining his point with that video
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>>64612154
That mad, huh?

This is the stupidest stance on budget I've ever fucking heard in my life. George could afford to do it on his own dime because his pocket was being lined with the toy shit he threw in the films which completely ruined them.
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>>64614351
Sorry Abrams, Lucas doesn't have have to wink & nod at every little thing unlike you, who needs plaster everything in neon lights.
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>>64614437
He literally did with that entire video. The whole Prequel Trilogy. It's all winks and nods to OT. And direct rips from the OT content he didn't even shoot, write or direct: the best SW film and Return of the Jedi which suffered under his shit decisions.

You are a genuine moron if you cannot see that.
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>>64614400
>>64614466
check both my dub dubs of truth, you desperate contrarians.

TFA is a decent film, a great Star Wars film and the perfect entry to a new trilogy.
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>>64614466
the nods in the prequels were meant to parallel the OT while the winks and nods in the new movie is meant to pander and jerk off grown men's ego.

learn the difference.
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>>64614400
>George could afford to do it on his own dime because his pocket was being lined with the toy shit he threw in the films which completely ruined them.

He still had split to the profits with Fox despite them having to do jack dick. He made no more money than he did on RoTJ.
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>>64614466
>>64614538

Whoosh! Right over your head, Plinkett. Go cry in to your BB-8 plushie like a good cuck.
>>
>tfw you always liked the prequels since you saw them in theatres
>tfw the rollercoaster of 're-analyzing' the internet has done in just the past two years has made stating your side impossible
I would love for him to get a spinoff. Giving him IX would make it too weird I think.
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>>64601525
>TFA wasn't even bad.
>Someone should've bullied them more.

Irony: the Reddit
>>
Signed.

God speed George
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you realize bringing back George Lucas for 9 isn't going to get you a white male lead you racist fucks!
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>>64614538
>contrarian
>LIKE WHAT I LIKE OR YOU'RE A HIPSTER LOL

Think about how fucking boring life would be if everyone had the exact same opinions as you.
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>>64611691
Damn Lucas is a genius, fuckin poet. It's sad how overlooked the prequels are.
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>>64602299
>>64602093
Both of these would be fucking awesome given creative freedom. Not profitable or even conventionally good, but something interesting is bound to happen.
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>>64615720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KseqzmcqQBQ
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>>64601525
>>64607765
>Nerd culture became mainstream because many various entertainment companies and conglomerates realized that, aside from kids, the bulk of the ancillary needless consumer products they put out (toys, models, merchandise, special blu rays, tie in books/games/etc) are bought by nerds. So, they spent the 00s shifting 'nerd culture' to 'the norm' to build up a much larger consumer base.

It ain't nerd culture, it's consumer culture in urkel glasses. It's disgusting! I can't for the life of me figure it out when it really got into overdrive, but i swear BBT spearheaded all of this.
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>>64615806
>DON'T FORM YOUR OWN OPINION
>LISTEN TO MUH E-CELEBS INSTEAD!
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>>64601471
*a art
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>>64615806
Even Lucas realized mistakes were made, your point?
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>>64615853
the only reason someone would be so mad at a 1:30 long Youtube video is that they truly know in their hearts that the opinions expressed within are correct

every 'takedown' of the plinkett reviews is just some fucking turbonerd sperging out about how the review isn't a fucking borefest like the films themselves
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>>64615913
>Lucas is a genius, fuckin poet.
>>
The prequels were ruined by the rabid fans that hated on Jar Jar before Lucas had the time to do his epic reveal, as well as ruined by Lucas himself for catering to the myopic Star Wars fanbase.

The only thing that really needed to change in Episode 1 was for all references to Midochlorians to be purged from the script. Getting rid of the poop jokes would have been nice too.

But no. The fanbase made their desires clear, and they got what they wanted with TFA: A bland remake of ANH with endless cameos and references to the original series that played it as safe as possible.

The original series was pretty decent for a cult movie, but the prequels could have potentially been really good.
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>>64615985
>>64616036

Fortunately I'm not the one who made that post. Plinkett's review on Star Wars & any film in that matter, are void of any merit when you take into consideration that TFA is riddled with the same problems the Prequels has & yet only the Prequels is singled out for them.

Maybe Lucas isn't the guy to fix this, but it certainly isn't Abrams.
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>>64602469

Star Wars without having Lucas directly involved is literally not Star Wars. It is fanfiction at best. Don't get me wrong, TFA is a very well-crafted fanfiction with a massive budget, but without George, it is purely fanfiction nonetheless.
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>>64601525
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What new ways will they shill Rey in the second and third movies?
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>>64601525
>TFA wasn't even bad.
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>>64601471
Trevorrow hate is a reddit meme, so it has little to do with tv.
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>>64617335
Rian will make sure she gets her ass kicked so everyone will stop calling her a Mary Sue.
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>>64617438
Rian is left with a mess. I'd hate to be him.
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>>64617505
He can just ignore the past movie like JJ did.
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>>64617438
But will Disney let him? This is a Disney Princess you're dealing with here.
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>>64617524
Yeah, because he'll say it will be perfect episode V poetry and Bob will go back to counting money.
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>>64604347
At least that shit is all new and not just ANH
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>>64601525
>For 14 years they complain about this fucker and now they want him back?

All they wanted was him to make getting the unaltered original trilogy not be a pain in the ass after 1997.
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>>64603863
Sure you did kid.
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>>64613010
This happened in my country btw.
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>>64605600
I unironically agree with this. I watched TFA 2 days ago and I can barely remember a scene. I still remember everything from ROTS.
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>>64617438

We already know that her hand's going to get cut off.
Big family reveal: Luke is her father, Ky Lauren is her cousin
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>>64618063

>mini Vader Kylo Ren
>medi Ky Loren
>midichlorian

FUCKING ANAGRAMS, this isn't poetry at all!
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>>64601525
Sometimes you don't really realize you miss something until it's gone.

Personally I never wanted Lucas gone. Fuck JJ.
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>>64601525
It's like they don't remember how shit Red Tails, Indiana Jones 4, and Red Tails were.
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>>64601525
TFA was absolutely garbage, it had more plotholes in a frame than Lucas' whole filmography and was not a star wars movie in the slightest sense, it was Guardians of Reddit: Star wars edition
>>
Top fucking kek.

/pol/ wins again :^)
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>Lucas now directing star war ix
>Literally the first thing that happens is finn and rey die in a explosions scene just like the decoy padme from the second movie, and Jar Jar going, "IT WASN'TA MEEE"
Star wars is saved
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>>64619560
JarJar in a white KKK hoodie killing Finn
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>>64619895
Nah, that's just come out silly, what would really rile up people is if he was a male gungan activist
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>>64601525
>TFA wasn't even bad.
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