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>Main character established as this universe's all knowing demigod
>Keira Knightly in her prime
>Dialogue that rivals Tarantino
>Legendary music score
> Actually weighty action scenes that maintain humor and intensity throughout
>Somehow kind of creepy still
> Perfect runtime
> Effects that hold up today
>Pirates
>Gorgeous locales and cinematography
> Two sequels that are actually on par if they don't surpass the original, ESPECIALLY on multiple views

/tv/, will we ever have a movie this based again in our lifetimes?
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Movie so good, it convinced Johnny Depp he was actually Jack Sparrow.
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POTC movies are high tier comfy. Feel like watching them again now.
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>>64583133
What happened to Johnny Depp????
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>>64583486
He became a member of the Rollings Stones.
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>>64583133
>> Two sequels that are actually on par if they don't surpass the original, ESPECIALLY on multiple views


You had me until then. All the sequels were total dogshit
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>>64583581
This.

Also Orlando Bloom is one of the worst actors in the world, he is Tommy Weisau tier. How he got a leading role in two of the biggest thrilogys ever baffles me.

He ruins all three movies, at least he has almost no lines in lotr and is carried by sean bean in the first one
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>mfw they put Curse of the Black Pearl on Netflix
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There is no defending At Worlds End which only has one good scene in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYJY20zPtqo
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>>64583581
Nah, the first sequel was pretty good. Curse of the Black Pearl was a 10/10, the perfect adventure film. It's one of those epic scoped generational films like Jurassic Park.

Dead Man's Chest was a 9/10. You had to suspend disbelief at some 'making this up as we go along' parts, like Bootstrap Will being on Davy Jones's boat, Sparrow secretly having a deal with Davy Jones from years before, etc etc. But man, all the new elements were really fresh and great. Davy Jones himself still looks better than modern CGI and the Kraken was fantastic.

At World's End was a 5/10. No one likes movies that were split in half and the handwaving they did between films was shit. Davy Jones was an unstoppable threat at the end of the last movie, then between movies he was a neutered bitchboy and was never a threat again. The unstoppable Kraken? How would they deal with that!? Oh, he was killed offscreen between movies. And then the ending was shit too. 'Will Turner becomes Davy Jones XDDDD'. Not to mention 'Look guys, Keith Richards is his dad! That's who Johnny Depp based his character on! XDDDD' I mean, overall it wasn't bad, but compared to the two earlier entries it suffers badly.

On Stranger Tides was a 3/10 obvious cashgrab on the success of the trilogy with forgettable characters, non-existent stakes and a plot you forgot hours after watching it.
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>>64583133
First one had best Barbossa.


> I feel...cold

Also, fuck you sequels.
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Fuck year OP

Pirates are really underrated imo, you didnt even mention the amazing supporting cast, cpt barbosa, his two comic relief goons that were actually intimadating im scenes('ello Poppit), the british commaders with sticks up their asses.

Thou bloom kinda brings it down, image if like fassbender or someone else got that role, would be so much better.
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>>64583133
I only like Dead Man's Chest.

The first one was too tame, the third one didn't feel cohesive anymore and the fourth one is really bad and looks painfully direct to video at times.
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>>64583906
Barbosa was the most based character in the series
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>>64583938

I wish barbosaposting was a thing

The only meme to come from him o know of is the image macro of "you best start believeing in troll threads, cause your in one"
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>>64584001
Any other memorable lines?
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The first one had a supernatural element with the cursed gold while the second and third went way too far into the supernatural bullshit. The first movie worked because it was about pirates being pirates and everyone cheating everyone at every turn. The next two were about... fuck I forget.
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>>64583801
torrent it you moron
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>>64584061
SHE WILL GRANT US

B O O N S
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>>64584108
this
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>>64583900
On stranger tides was also shot poorly.

Verbinski knew how to make an intricate, creative action set-piece fun.
Rob Marshall is a boring, flat director
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>>64584189
>I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW
>The Revenge... is mine

Lots of meme potential.
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>>64583133
It's very good I agree. Watched it many times for the amazing levels of comfy.
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>>64584108

PotC was a pirate film with a few fantasy elements thrown in

The sequels are all fantasy films with a few pirate elements thrown in
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>Action scenes that draw on far too long
>Humor is hit-and-miss
>Dialogue is no where near Tarantino level
>Keira Knightly is 10/10 but can't act for shit
>Orlando Bloom's is soap opera worthy at best
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>>64584138
I leave the pirating to these movies thanks
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>>64583906
Such an amazing death scene
Fuck the sequels for reviving him
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>>64584425
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>>64583133
I agree with everything you said. I really don't understand why /tv/ shits on the two sequels so hard. They're different than the first, sure, but if you watch them knowing that and not expecting something similar to Curse, they're fucking amazing action/adventure movies. I'd say the best of their decade, with pretty much no competition, apart from LotR.
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2>1>3>4
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>>64583486
isnt that the guy out of the rolling's tones?
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>>64583801
>you will never fuck Carrie Fisher in the 1970's or 1980's
Just fucking end it, family.
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>>64584402
>Keira Knightly is 10/10 but can't act for shit

lolno
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>>64584402
>>Orlando Bloom's is soap opera worthy at best
This is a fucking meme, just like "Leo shouts xd". No, I'm not comparing them, Leo is a much better actor, but Orlando - sure, he's pretty stiff at times, but he isn't nearly as bad as he's made out to be.
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>>64584546
>Defends Leo and Blooms acting
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>>64584506
How the fuck is that clusterfuck of a plot ÔÇťamazing".

2nd one was mediocre at best
3rd one was absolute dogshit
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>>64584593
>not only caring about plot, but presenting and "critiquing" it as the most important aspect of the films

>>64584587
>he actually fell for the "Leo is a bad actor" meme
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>>64584543
Holy shit, she used to be Daisy Ridley.
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>>64583581
This. to be quite honest right now, family
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>>64583801
>not using popcorn time
ishygddt
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>>64584108
i see your point but davy jones was based as fuck and more than carried his own weight
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>>64583486
Cool, looks like he's lost weight
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>>64584681
Wow, she really was. I just started watching the first one again, and in the first scene with her and Orlando, where she tells him not to call her Ms. Swan, she even has the teeth.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1xfUuew3kI
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>>64583859
the song the pirates sing at the start is decent.
also when davy jones kills that english henchman guy with his tentacles was pretty good.
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>>64584138
why would i waste hours downloading when i can just instantly stream to my tv?
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1 and 2 are god tier adventure films, with 1 being Monkey Island: The Movie and 2 being Monkey Island meets Lovecraft: The Movie.
3 and 4 were a clusterfuck.
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>>64583859
Ahem, you are forgetting the best cameo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EnOjGuQkNs
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>>64584536
IKTF
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>>64583133
kind of pisses me off that Depp doesn't credit Al Jourgensen as one of the inspirations for Jack Sparrow. i mean, it's clear to anyone who knows Ministry, the only thing Keith about the character is the voice.
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>>64585295

or any other white guy with dreads
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>>64584001
t. alberto barbosa
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>>64584536
>middle toe longer than big toe
gtfo
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>>64585355
t. Hector Barbosa*
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>>64585349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS-1be9GjRU

Depp's just still butthurt about this incident
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>>64585295
He's mentioned numerous times of how Keef was the inspiration for the way he walks/moves as well
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>>64585356
It's the captain of the toes
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>>64584536
Post more prime Carrie
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>>64585443
see
>>64585404

Keith is indeed a key ingredient in Jack Sparrow, but so is Al but Depp won't credit Al because he was mean to him and his friends
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>>64584448
Nah....Nah. Hell, Barbosa made On Stranger Tides a little better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zO5SO1MMWk
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>>64584061
Im disinclined to acquiesce to your request... Means No.

I love that whole scene. .. Fuck that movie is based
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>>64583801
Watching now. Thank you anon.
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>>64584061
NAY BELAY THAT!!!
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>>64583133
Try wearing a corset
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>>64583801

>caring 13 fucking years later

they literally show it on tv
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>>64583133
Favorite trilogy after lotr.
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I thought the sequels were all terrible

Can someone explain if tv is just memeing when they say they are good or should I watch them again, cause I fucking agree with the OPs assessment of the original 10/10
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>>64583133
>music straight up ripped from Gladiator

the bad parts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8M7HopGZX4

Jack snatching the stolen gold and becoming undead was just the right amount of double dealery supriseness.
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What exactly did they do to have the Davy Jones CGI so good that it is better than anything that's been done 10 years later?

That isn't an exaggeration, it really is better. What did they do that was so different?
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>that entire gap of shit that happened between two and three
>including the fucking kraken somehow being killed
What were they thinking?
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>>64589862

the second and third aren't as good as the first, but i wouldn't say they are terrible
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>>64583190
This. I swear he hasn't stopped the role since. He was like Tupac in Juice.
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Only good thing about the second movie is Norrington
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>>64589996
he was acted by a godly actor.
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>>64583133
tfw the german dubber of jack sparrow wasn't part of the 4th movie, it ruined the 4th movie for me
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>>64590170
imagine them making a movie about everything that happend between 2 and 3
would it be good?
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>>64584723
that still up? doesn't work anymore where I come from
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Yeah, comfortable as fuck.
Easily my favourite adventure movie/franchise.

4th one felt off tho, I liked the blackbeard element (and barbossa getting his cutlass in the end fuggg) but angelica as character was unnecessary.

Gibbs is my favourite character tho.

I hope they won't screw up this years part as they did with fourth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAxQ6n9dgUE

and yes i know zimmer is hack
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>>64584723
>india-quality ~800mb 720p yify rips
>relies on torrent protocol so if there's noone to seed youre fucked anyways.

If you're torrenting, do it correctly you faggot.
4.0-4.5GB 720p rips are the comfiest, decent video bitrate, decent audio bitrate and still fits on cheap as fuck single layer DVD for ultimate long term storage.
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Based Verbinski. Reddit got btfo when the Lone Ranger had more Oscar nods than capeshyt
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>>64584108
This describes Assassin's Creed after Brotherhood
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>>64585226
>waste hours
Takes few minutes senpai
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>>64584890
kek
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