Why is Disney incapable of making a good movie without memes?

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le girlfirends son is just epiiiiic xDD

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i use to be an adventurer like you, THEN I WENT TO THE CINEMA WITH MY WIFES SON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>64578451
It doesn't matter who's son he is. What matters are the memes Disney keeps shoving in our face

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nice le funny cuck meme! have an upboat

>>64578395

In my theater, when the movie got to this point, I couldn't take it. I roared "THIS IS REDDIT, THIS IS MEMES!" which violently shook the entire complex. After the initial shock of what had happened wore off, it started out nearly a whisper, but slowly I realized the theater was clapping! I could feel the transition to a roaring standing ovation for my brave, defiant outburst. Afterwards, the reel for TFA was cast into the darkness and was replaced by the poetic Phantom Menace as cries of "Fuck the mouse" were shouted throughout the entire theater complex. The shadow of George Lucas came down from the rafters and placed a small Jar Jar figurine on the top of a large American Flag, for he was the key to it all. In that moment, serenity washed over us all as we continued watching the superior movie created by a superior film savant who truly cares for STAR WARS like us.

>>64578658
Did you think this was funny when you typed it out? It's even sadder than the usual shitposts because it's clear you took time on it.

>>64578451
>>64578465
>>64578504

How's it going, Reddit?

Thread full of cucks.

>>64578744
>not recognizing pasta
>being this new

>>64578744
But you're now taking time to shitpost anon.

>>64578395
Hux was cool. I enjoyed him and Kylo being at each others throats.