Are ribs the ultimate theatre food? >no muss no fuss >great

my theater has a personal rib station where you can get different flavored ribs, so you don't have to sneak them in actually

>now fish and chips
>not flinging full living fish at the screen and calling the movie a fucking flop

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I'll usually sneak in a stave's worth of pepperoni disguised as a walking stick if the movie's long.

>>64571846
Haha

>>64571875
did anyone ever wonder why the "walking stick" was shorter/gone by the end of the movie?

>>64573003
Not if I play my cards right.

all you need is a ziploc bag of spaghetti

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbLCChQzaJ0

>>64572924
this. especially if you rent/bring your own anvil to open them with.

>>64571757
>throw the bone at the screen during the boring parts

why is this so funny to me

>>64572924
>be american
>not allowed to bring crab crackers in theater because they're metal and 9/11
>theater takes advantage of this and rents out crab crackers for $10
>chained to traffic cones so you can't steal them nor would you want to
>have to place every crab leg on the armrest and crack it with my elbow
>can't enjoy movie because funny bone is going crazy and elbow covered in butter

>>64571846
>britbongs