Are ribs the ultimate theatre food?
>no muss no fuss
>great conversation starter
>easy to sneak in a coat or baggy pants
>can throw the bone at the screen when boring parts happen
>can flick the sauce at other moviegoers
>can swallow them in a pinch to hide them for later
Post the best foods to sneak at the movies ITT
I'll usually sneak in a stave's worth of pepperoni disguised as a walking stick if the movie's long.
>not allowed to bring crab crackers in theater because they're metal and 9/11
>theater takes advantage of this and rents out crab crackers for $10
>chained to traffic cones so you can't steal them nor would you want to
>have to place every crab leg on the armrest and crack it with my elbow
>can't enjoy movie because funny bone is going crazy and elbow covered in butter