>Can we afford Kurt Russel?
>What about Patrick Swayze?
>'he's dead sir'
>Uh, Kris Kristofferson?
>'he's like 100 years old sir'
>What about that Jeff guy, you know "The Dude" or whatever
>'he's in the lobby playing with magnets sir, I'll send him right in'
>Can we afford Natalie Portman?
>Then get me her non-union Mexican equivalent
>'say no more senpai'
>"Patrick Swayze is dead??"
>"Get me his non-union Mexican equivalent"
>i got u family
>when you can't even afford Ed Helms
>when you can't afford anyone
reminder that Kiera played Natalie in Star Wars
It's like the developers had a beautiful character in mind but just couldn't get the face right, so they just said "ah fuck it, good enough"