Why doesn't the Geico gecko tip the oriental food delivery man?

Why doesn't Geico just stick with one ad campaign?
Nice quints btw

>>64566666

Seriously. I was pissed off by this. The guy can afford an apartment in New York but not enough money to tip the delivery guy? Bullshit.

Nice digits

Is it possible he left a tip when he ordered in advance on the phone?

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>>64566666
PHILLLLLLLL

>>64566666
Tip is mandatory and included in the bill nowadays.

>>64566666
He's a real jerk

>>64566801
i wanna kill this kid

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>>64566842
>Plz trump win in 2016 to prevent this.

>>64566842
/ck/ here, can confirm

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>>64566842
>tfw dominos and pizza hut started adding a "delivery charge" of $4 to every order here which doesn't go towards drivers

>>64566801

>that fucking throaty laugh

augh-huh!

Don't mind me, just posting the best GEICO commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eueyYOMCRuc

>>64566801
Imagine if they did that Peter Pan reboot with him shittalking Hook

>>64566666

Ill fucking say it then, CHECKED.

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>i been eatin bergahs here for thirty yeahs
>now dey got da chiken burgah

>>64567244
oy vey!

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>Allow restaurant workers to be paid a small fraction of your (already laughable and unliveable) minimum wage
>Employers expect customers to make up the difference for them through mandatory tipping
>Autistic right-wingers see this as a form of extortion
>Take it out on the overworked, underpaid employees rather than the people who created and maintain this system to begin with

>>64567244
This one always makes me chuckle, same with those Norm MacDonald KFC commercials.

>>64566801
>implying PHIIIILLLL wasn't a jock who cucked Peter by banging his gf, Joanne

>>64567309
Hi Australia

>>64566801

Am I the only one who thinks he's cute?

>>64567309
>minimum wage should be liveable
If you have minimum talents/skills, you should either get more skill or get more jobs. Don't punish those who actually have talents/skills.

>>64567403
>expecting leftist babies who don't understand their hours at Target will get cut down with a minimum wage increase to understand basic econ

>>64567403

>Unskilled workers deserve a life of crippling poverty!
>Paying people at the bottom of the ladder enough to survive on is punishing the people at the top!

/pol/yp you need to go back.

>>64567403

Minimum wage was created as a living wage.

>>64567573
Minimum wage was literally created by unions to make sure that non-whites would never get hired because their labor wasn't valuable enough.

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>>64567572
>being a minimum wage cuck

>>64567572
>crippling poverty!
Abloo-bloo-bloo I can only get the iphone 6, not the iphone 6s!
Oh no, I'm so poor I can only get basic cable!
Woe is me, I have to buy last year's jordans, not the newest version!

>>64567623

>NEETs

I'd love to live off your mom forever too m8 but it's just not realistic.

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>>64567735
>implying
Go to a fucking community college you big baby

SESCHWAWHN CHIKKIN

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Does KFC have the best commercials on TV right now?

>>64568300
no doubt, I'm loving this meta-Colonel thing they've got going on right now

>>64566666
not only that but he doesn't even pay

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>>64568300
yes, because of based norm

The delivery man is Jewish
The geico gecko is a rabid anti-semite

>>64567378
nah. they could've made the commercial a lot more annoying. remember those faggy kids from the amazon fire phone commercial?

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>>64568469
he's not even looking at the meat after each bite to check to see if hes about to eat some dark meat or fatty tissue or some random chewy piece of gross shit or a bone shard or anything AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DO NORMIES REALLY DO THIS?

Tipping isn't required.

>>64569827
yeah tipping is like the right to bear arms
its a right