Is the dark side stronger?

>>64563101

Has the force ever been balanced? Does it want to be?

>>64563101

Yes

It's also morally superior

No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive.

>>64563126
>quicker and easier
Which means it's better.

The dark side has cooler skills. I would go to the dark side without becoming a Sith.

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>>64563101
it's stronger than stronger

>>64563101
On average, probably yes. But that's only because the Sith have historically had a very strict "No Scrubs" policy, whereas the Jedi would train any force sensitive dipshit long as they're able to come to Coruscant.

>>64563162
Snoke and Kylo Ren aren't Sith. That's why Kylo Ren is so awesome.

>>64563155
So your mum is the best woman on earth?

>>64563162
I did this in Jedi Academy, is it still canonically possible?

>>64563155
>community college is better than a 4 year university

>>64563162
If you did that, both jedi and sith would come after your ass, the jedi especially.

>>64563218
Dark Side gives you the same abilities, plus some extra ones, as the light side. So yes, quicker and easier in this case is better.

>>64563198
I agree with you bro.

Prepare for the Reddit OMG STAIR WAYZ TEN FORKS AWAKINZ SUX!

>>64563216
Yes dark jedi

>>64563101
The mother of my wife's son said she prefers the Dark Side of the force. What did she mean by this?

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If it's quick, easier, relies in emotion and all the stuff...Isn't the Dark Side the natural state of the Force?

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Dark Side
>RULED THE GALAKSHEE
>gives you the ability to do sick spins

Light Side
>Weird monks that didn't rule anything
>gives you the ability to be a boring philosophical asshole

I know which one I'm picking

>>64563101
No. Dark side=light side=the force

Sith are stronger than Jedi though

the grey side is the best since it can do everything

>>64563287
Makes sense. The jedis are a bunch of fundies.

>>64563298
Rolling

>>64563298

>He could do that? He could actually save people from death?
>The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

>You can't die!
>Strong am I in the force, but not that strong.


Checkmate, Dark Side.

>>64563206
fugg

>>64563342
But Sheev was blatantly lying to trick Anakin

>>64563101
short term - yes

long term - no

>>64563298
rull

>>64563315
Reminder that they've been hunting Dark Side users for centuries just because of their religious views.

They deserved a lot worse than what fucking Sheev did.

>>64563298
Rolling for Darth Sheevy

>>64563298

Roll for Darth Sheevoogabooga

>>64563403
close

>>64563298
Rolling

>>64563298

rollan

What happens to Jedi who fall in love or have kids?

>>64563298

Sheev is lo the hero we deserve

>>64563567
Arise, Darth Sheeveius

>>64563298
oh boy

>>64563298
>>64563617
Darth Vadeius

>>64563298
roll

>light side
power that makes you move faster
power that projects a temporary shield
power that buffs your force powers
power that lets you push objects through concentration
power that lets you become a ghost
power that heals your wounds

>dark side
power that makes your attacks stronger
power that lets you shoot electricity
power that allows you to manipulate internal organs
power that lets you crush and pulverize metal objects
power to create life from nothing
power that stops your body from aging

>>64563298
Fucking Darth Boehner

>>64563298
should be more options tbqh, rolling anyways

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>>64563218
>took ged @ 16
>graduate community @18
>finish 4 year @ 20
>masters @ 24

tfw i went to maybe a month of h.s. if you add it all up

>>64563298
rolling

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>>64564005
George Lucoogabooga

>>64563298
Roll

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>>64563101
hey guys im a star wars fan and im going to school to become a graphic designer because thats my dream

my teacher told me the most important thing is to have a personal artistic flare

here one of my most recent sketches of an star wars series character

please tell me what u think :) (be honest but dont be meen)

>>64563298
rolling for 88

>>64564020
stupid dialogue, but really cool lightsabers

>>64563298
Rolling

>>64563298
y

>>64563298
Do me.

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actually it's very tragic /tv/

Anakin: You love me.
Obi-wan: Liar!
Anakin: No!
Padme: I'm with him. I brought him here to kill you!
Obi-wan: NO! Anakin, I-I ...
Padme: Let me go, Anakin!
Padme: LET. ME. GO!
(Padme blacked out)
Obi-wan: I turned her against you.
Anakin: I've done that myself.
Obi-wan: I will not take her from you.
Anakin: My anger and lust for power have already done that. I have allowed this Dark Lord to twist my mind until now . . . until now I have become the very thing I swore to destroy.
Obi-wan: I won't lecture you. You see through the lies of the Jedi. You do not fear the dark side as I do. You have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to your new Empire.
Anakin: My new Empire?
Obi-wan: I won't make you kill me.
Anakin: Obi-wan, your allegiance is to the Republic ... TO DEMOCRACY!
Obi-wan: If I'm not with you, I'm your enemy.
Anakin: Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes. You will do what you must.
(Anakin turns on Obi-wan's lightsaber)
Obi-wan: I'll try.

>>64563298
roll for dark side

>>64563298
guuud

>>64563298
i must know

>>64563298
roll
(btw the force awakens is shit)

>>64563298
rollin

>>64563298
Wre

>>64563298
Oh boy what a floor show every night

>>64564148
Really nice picture, keep it up and chase that dream.

>>64563298
rolling for something

>>64564148
really good :) keep up the good work

>>64563298
Rollerderby

>>64563298
rolling

>>64563298
Rolands

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>>64563298
I'm Darth Vady
:3

>>64563298
obligatory roll

>>64563298

rolling

also niggers

like, somalia sweden fucking oggah booga nigers

>>64564475

lol, insanoogabooga

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>>64563298
>Dark Side
>grow a beard or else your face will get all fucked to hell
>Light Side
>your whole body disappears when you die and you get to come back as a ghost and haunt your friends

The choice is clear.

Also Sith names don't work like that. You take something negative and give it a Game of Thrones name twist. Like "Darth Villen," or "Darth Dikhed," or "Darth Killemol."

>>64563298
rolling desu

>>64563924

>Start uni at 18
>3 years for BSc, 4 for MSc
>Start phd at 21 or 22
>Get phd at 24 or 25

What kind of retard are you to take 4 years to get an MSc?

>>64563298

Rolling for the high ground.

>>64563298
rollin

>>64563298
wrolling

>>64563101
It actually is. That's the only reason why people tend to be led astray. It gives far more power over opponents and control. But at a cost. Its far greater cost than that of a Jedi.
There were many Jedi and only a handful of Sith lords.

>>64563126
Yoda is a liar and is very ignorant. I like him, but the likes of him, Windu and Obi Wan destroyed the Jedi with their "wisdom".

>>64563298
rolling

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>>64563206

>>64563298
Roll

>>64563101
dark side is dumber, thats for sure, why would they only be 2, when they could have created an army of siths and destroy jedis easily

>>64563298
roll

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>>64563206
someone call the burn ward because someone just got recked.

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>>64563298
Rollo

>>64563298
NO NO NO U

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>>64563101
Yes the only jedi that was able to beat a sith without tapping into the Dark Side was Obi Wan Kenobi. Luke had to use the dark side to beat Darth Vader and Anakin had to use the Dark side to use beat Count Dooku

Darth Sheeveius. good haha goood. haha. killed it. killed it now.

>>64564667

>>64563298
Roll

>>64563298
Rollan

>>64563298
GEORGE LUCY.

CALLING IT NOW.

>>64563298
Rolland

>>64564800
Im George fuckin Lucas
Based
>>64564807
Lel try again bahd

>>64563298
rollan

Darth Sheever would be p good desu

Vote for Sheever if you're a believer
Lets bring order to the galaxy!

>>64563298
I want to be a jewish sith

>>64563298
rollan

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>>64563298
rolling like sheev

Dark Siiiiiiiiiiiiide

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>>64565005
George Lucoogabooga
Literally the best name possible

>>64564962
Thats redundant.

>>64563155
Better apparently means stronger.

>>64564876
>not Sheevious

>>64564710
If you mean Darth Maul he was in fury after discovering that he killed Qui-Gon so he used dark side.

If you mean Anakin, he doesn't kill him. So technically he didn't beat any Sith with only light side.

>>64563101
Sheev and Plagious had the right idea to an extent

Be trained by the jedi as a kid then explore the dark side

Idk why every dark side user has to be a dick tho. I would use my superior abilities to do whatever I want i dont need to rule the galaxy or nuthin i just want all the kewl superpowers

>>64563298
rolling

>>64564710
The movies are a very limited pool of examples. Sith were more powerful at the time because the Jedi Order stagnated

>>64563298
lel

>>64563298
Oh shit I hope I'm Sarth Jar Jar

>>64563298
rolling

>>64564600
Sheev pls

>>64565189
>Idk why every dark side user has to be a dick tho.
If they're not using the force for their own personal aims, then it's not really the darkside. You would just be a weak sauce jedi that has temper tantrums sometimes.

>>64563298
roll

>>64565189
>Idk why every dark side user has to be a dick tho. I would use my superior abilities to do whatever I want i dont need to rule the galaxy or nuthin i just want all the kewl superpowers
Because the dark side is basically meth, you want more and more until you're a gigantic asshole

Sheev?

>>64565189
my bad i dont think sheev was ever a jedi actually

>>64563298
rollin

>>64563298
kkkkkkkk

>>64565213
NOT CANON ANYMORE BITCH

>>64565254
Well I'd definitely be training for my own personal gains I'd only pretend to buy into all the Jedi mumbo jumbo

But can I not be just a casual dark side user? Do I have to turn into an edgelord?

The dark side is stronger, faster, sexier, and cooler. Search your feelings: you know it to be true.

>>64563298
rollan

>>64564600
Fuckin bullshit. Yoda ignorant? That's why he send himself on exile after he lost to Sheev? Not to mention Yoda knows dark side, he was using that lightning attack vs Sheev.

The only problem was Anakin himself. Yoda was too busy training younglings and all other stuff to see through Sheev evil plots.

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>>64565339
First point still stands. You're only using about 50 years of examples in a civilization thousands of years old

>>64565254
>>64565274

To add to my point/question>>64565189>>64565374 didnt plagious just learn the dark side to learn to save a loved one? He didnt really have a tremendous amount of hatred did he? (Atleast until his loved one died)

Grey side master race, being able to use your emotions for power and the cool superpowers while not giving yourself force cancer or being a gigantic cuck.

Self control, is it really that hard in the Star Wars Universe?

>>64563298
Rolling nigga

>>64564265
>someone wrote this

>>64565482
Star Wars isn't meant to be deep. It's black and white. Light=good Dark=bad

>>64563119
Despite how big the Star Wars universe is, it is still called "Star Wars".

If the Force were to truly be balanced, then there would be no star wars to speak of. What would they be warring over?

>>64564265
>>64565549
oh is that what actually happens
shit its even dumber than i expected.

>>64563298
rrrrrrowl

>>64563298

>>64563298
rolling 27

>>64565726
Dark Coldy
SHIEEEEET

>>64565806
*th

>>64563298
Darth Roll!

>>64563101
Do I get to go on as a force ghost?
No?
well then no

>>64565880
Darth Ickas
Am I the icky version of Lucas?

>>64563298
Rollong

>>64565651
>What would they be warring over?
Color of the lightsaber.

I always thought of The Force as a counterbalance to something like entropy in the universe.

>>64563298
Thank you, master.

>>64563298
roll

>>64563298
Rolling for 05

>>64563298
N

>>64563298
Power move here

>>64564571
do you even gap year ?

>>64563298
Roll

>>64563298

00 pls

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Dark Side has spins

>>64563298
Rollinga

>>64566057
>Gap year
>4 years

Pick one

>>64563298
Roll

>>64563298
r00l

>>64563298
rollin

>>64563298
rollannnnn

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>>64563298
forgive me obi wan

>>64563298
darth skreeonk

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>>64563298
plz

>>64563298
derailment roll

>>64563298

>>64563298
Darth ...

>>64563298
mmmm

>>64563298
Rool

>>64563298
rollin, coldy

>>64563298

C'mon oogabooga

>>64563298
strollin

>>64564265
I had a good giggle over this