if I ever should get a GF I want her to look at me like this
>not posting the slowed down version for maximum homolust
Rey will become a jedi in SW8
Jedi can't have boyfriends/get married
Finn will get Poe instead
To be fair it's like everyone was determined to give him no depth beyond BEST PILOT EVER. He's probably going to keep on being bland and friendly so kids will cry when he gets killed off.
>Have best friend at work
>Everyone thinks we are gay because of our bromance
>Women hate my guts but I'm still straight
>Friend stops hanging out with me and avoids me like the plague because he doesn't want to be seen as gay
>lost a friend because of this shit
Damn I could only imagine the hell they are going through, the only good characters in the new star wars movie besides Kylo.
>if I ever should get a gf
>if I ever
I don't know why women hate me, it's not really a hate i Guess it's an extreme dislike. I think it's because I'm probably ugly and none of them want to go out with me so since no woman wants to date me I must automatically be gay.
/tv/ butthurt is the best butthurt
if you're reading this, disney
p l e a s e
Just because degenerates on the internet have their homogoggles on doesn't mean that Disney is going to alienate 3/4 of their viewerbase
That has literally never happened in mainstream media
>Disney is going to alienate 3/4 of their viewerbase
>3/4 of their viewerbase
People aren't that homophobic. But they wouldn't do it because it's world wide and too risky
Star wars makes money in Saudi arabia and in Russia
>implying Poe and Finn won't passionately embrace at the end of the final movie or in one another's death scenes
Come on no bitch no one gives a fuck if people are gay in 2016
Not tumblr. We're just all faggots here, /tv/ is worksafe /hm/.
They'd could be doing it on purpose to generate publicity.
There was a huge drop in revenue from all of the original batch of trilogies to the second one, so they need something big to generate hype for the second
Having it 'banned in Russia' or something would be huge.
their viewerbase are not old fat white guys.
Their viewerbase are kids. And most kids these days aren't homophobic because they haven't learned to be from their parents.
Basically, kids don't care about romance no matter who it involves.
>kids aren't homophobic
Kids are naturally homophobic, they're only being repressed and taught not to be, and even then that's only in the very liberal states of the US
Try telling me that Chinese kids aren't homophobic and are actively taught to correct their homophobia. Try telling me parents of those kids will let them see this movie
>yfw every main character will get a significant other except Rey
Satan. Homosexuality is the only pure kind of sexuality. Sex between partners of the opposite sexes should only be done for procreation, because life is precious, and God, and the Bible.
>He hasn't seen the video of the two little white girls getting black baby dolls and crying and saying they hate them
Kek, stay delusional, reddit. How often do you see blue birds and cardinals nesting together? Humans are the only animal on the planet that racemix.
I watched an albino deer getting fucked by a big brown buck outside my window just this morning. You're wrong. Also ligers and shit. I know you're mad that your mom fucks black guys but you don't have to make shit up about the rest of the animal kingdom breh.