>Kid asked for these for Christmas
>Told him he was a dumbass, they looked horrible, his taste in Star Wars is shit and he finally needed to face it because the prequels and this clone war shit are an abomination, Santa wasn't real, and I wouldn't be spending my money on dumb shit like that anymore
He's gonna remember his sixth Christmas for the rest of his life as the one where Dad gave him a heavy dose of the truth.
You're watching star wars die
It's similar to watching a pig slowly fall into quicksand
Many think it's was a funny video
Until it went under, and the screaming stopped
>actually giving your kid toys like that for christmas.
I go to scrounging the internet for good deals on old, quality toys from like chico and n shit. Farms, garages, schools... Where kids can use their imagination to play with this.
Once I get it delivered I disinfect it and clean it, sure it still looks like it is from the 70's but at least it is decent and cheap as fuck, and not some bullshit toy from a bullshit franchise.
Parents who buy current gen toys are retards, I'm glad you talked some sense into your kid, but instead of giving him nothing but a faggy sermon, you should have just given him decent toys.
>telling a 6 year old that everything he likes is shit and Santa isn't real
>calls others bad parents
Did you get some wet-haired, wal mart wearing high school slut pregnant in your parents trailer when you were both 16 or something?
I kicked him in the stomach and told him to go watch some superior Asian cinema instead of capeshit like Star Wars a day or so later. For Christmas he got books about WW2.
I'm 47 and my wife is 28. You don't know what you're talking about.
Yes. Mouchendizing. Where the real money from the movie is made.
This. My wife's son begged for this fucking abomination, I just went online and found a force fx obi wan from the prequels and got it for him instead. He was happy, and now I won't have to see him throwing around some light saber knuckleduster or some shit every weekend.
>/tv/ has gotten to the point of bitching about childrens toys
This looks about hundred times better. Even though it looks like a fleshlight.
>Not making your own Kylo Ren lightsaber
Found the pleb. I killed my fag son with this. Well, this and a bunch of kicks to the stomach. The lightsaber doesn't actually work.
My little nephew got this for Christmas along with Kylo Ren's one which can be screwed in as well. The kids don't even want all the shit, he just uses the actual light sabre bit or sometimes makes a crossguard with the green bits which also makes no sense why they're green.
mfw Disney made Star Wars The Flamethrower canon