post yfw the last line of episodes 8 is No Rey, I am your father

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>>64527690

so do you guys think he is actually her dad ?

Probably a clone or something from his right hand which still had his jizz on it from a session of thinking of Leia.

>>64527690
Wouldn't be surprised at all, the slavetraders can't do anything original.

>>64529372
Does that count as incest? Maybe that's why she looks retarded.

already done
sort of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snF-FqfJna4

It's gonna sort of rhyme

>Finn about to be frozen in carbonite
>Rey: I love you
>Finn: I know
>Rey: I'm also pregnant
>Finn: SHIIIEEEEEEEET
>*freezing intensifies*
>Phasma takes Finn's frozen body away

>>64527883
i think JJ left it up to the next director.

it's up to that faggot rian johnson to decide.

>>64527690
more like
No, Han was your father
would be an actual twist and it would kinda fit

>>64527883
I think its poetry

>>64529726
Kek

>>64529726
>So mistah Skywalkuh, I wuz saiyan

My mother thinks Obi Wan is Rey's dad.

I hope it'll be

Kylo Ren: "Fuck I couldn't stand that bitch"
>standing over Rey's still fuming bisected body parts
Kylo Ren: "WHO'S THE BEST SITH NOW BITCH"

>>64530301
Did someone preserve his jizz all these years?

>>64529726
As long as its his face from after ejecting from the tie fighters that's made the lasting carbonite image

>>64527690
Nah
Luke will train her and eventually reveal that she was the young Jedi that went wrong. They wiped her memory, shipped her off to Jakku, and prayed she'd never learn of the Jedi and the force again.

>>64530301
>I'm pregnant Obi-wan
>"I am not that child's father and you will fly to Jakku and be a good friend"
>You are not the child's father and I will fly to Jakku and be a good friend

>>64530348
She thinks Rey is Obi's force baby.
Kinda like Anakin.

>>64530301
>rey is 20
>obi has been dead for 36ish years

Tell your mother she's a retard

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Gee, didn't see this coming.

What's with Star Wars universe having shitty fathers?

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>>64530388
That's fucking great

>>64529726
8/10 I kek'd

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>>64530301
Don't seem to remember ever owning a daughter

>>64530648
fucking kek

>yfw its Obi's granddaughter, paralleling Kylo as Anakin's granddaughter, revealed in ep 8

>yfw when the climax on ep 9 is on mustafar

>>64529787
He didn't do shit, Lawrence Kasdan wrote TFA, JJ just directed it

>People still denying that Rey won't go full Sith in episode 8
Nigga we need a plot twist worthy of ''I am your father'', it's the only way to grab everyone by the balls. Erryone is going ''aw she's luke's daughter, or Obi-Wan's granddaughter'' or some gay shit like that
SHE'S A PALPATINE