>Snoke is just a clone of Darth Vader BRAVO R A V O

>>64527527
He does look like a burn victim but he ain't Vader.

With muh own eyes

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>>64527527
>mfw they literally rehash the "Luke I am your father" scene in Episode VIII

This is so dumb it must be true.

>left
that old british guy from the nolan batman movies
>right
a pale and scarred alien from the ending of IJatCS

totally the same thing

Why was he like 10 feet tall then.

>its just the size of the projection
Whatever then, most other projections where life size or smaller.

>>64527527
>tfw actually think this would be a cool idea
help me /tv/

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>>64527527
> is Vader
> has all his limbs

OP confirmed for girl pretending to like Star Wars

Literally Plagueis

>>64527808
Because he's probably small and frail.

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>cloning scars

>>64527527
>jj didnt want the villain to be old and decrepit like sheev

well he fucking is!!!!!

i sure hope they twist it and bring in a different villain, they should have made him an alien or something.

I have no idea how this couldn't be true. look at the fucking scars.

>>64527858
They're not the same family.

It's Plagueis who is actually Jar Jar Binks you retard

>>64527527
>cgi Bill Nighy.jpg

Cannot unsee. Ruined the entire imax experience t b h

>>64527676
AND WHAT DID THEY DO TO VADERS BODY?

THEY BURNED HIM? RIGHT?

RIGHT?

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>>64527527
SNOOKY WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH

>>64527527

You realize TFA is overfilled with references to the old movies to cater to the manchildren? That head scar might just be a homage, nothing more.

>>64527527
How did Darth Vader's accent change from Canadian, to black American, to English over the course of his life?

>>64527858

Well shit, Kylo Ren got similar scars after his fight with Rey. Thou they looked nowhere near the sevearity of Snoke's, but are in the same spots, top of forhead and jaw.

Maybe snoke is time traveling Kylo.

>>64527873
it's pretty close. to be frank with you.

>>64527777
You're quads will not go unnoticed.
Checked

>>64527978
if they introduce time travel to star wars I will shoot myself

>>64527527
They are pretty close. If Snoke turns out to be Darth Plagueius maybe it'll turn out that because he created Anakin he had some sort of symbiotic relationship with him or something but then his limbs should be missing as well.

>>64527808
Its okay, I also have not scene The Empire Strikes Back. Your not a loan!

>>64527850
>at that point I'll go on my shooting spree.

Trying to get vanned?

>>64527527
He looks more like a corpse that was possessed by a ghost but continued to decay. My money is on Plagueis.

>>64527527
sheeeeit

>>64527527
Snoke is Vaders dark side

>>64527527

if you clone an amputee, the clone isn't born without limbs.

do you even genetics?

>Snoke is really Plagueis
>Luke is killed by Snoke
>Ben comes to the light side
>Rey and Ben have to fight Snoke together

This is so dumb, it actually might happen.

>>64527527
That's not how clones work though. When you clone somebody you don't get an exact copy of them down to their bodily scars and haircut.

>>64527917
They burned his armor but the body disappeared like Obi-Wan's.

Source: Wookiepedia

>>64527921
Hayden doesn't really have a Canadian accent desu

Snoke is Darth Plagueis the wise. He was force lightening to "death".

Back to reddit faggot

Snoke is just Snoke

They will never explain who he is, just like it was never really explained who the emperor in the OT was.

>>64527813
I doubt OP meant literal clone, and if they did why would Snoke have any scaring or burns? He's just strongly based off of Vader

>>64529663
And then in the next prequel trilogy they'll show he was actually Darth Plagius who had discovered how he could come back from the dead and kill his once apprentice

>>64527843
This.

>>64529425
He dies tho.

>>64527527
Why would they clone him with the exact same deformities? That's retarded

>>64527527
Dude do you even know how cloning works, the clone would look like Anakin.

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>Disney sees the name Sheev become a huge internet meme
>tries to make an immediate meme by naming the new Emperor "Snoke"
>edge teens working in 4chans meme factory hate the name

haha, maybe in 30 years, Disney!

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>>64527527

>clone born with same tissue damage

>>64527850
Well if Snoke is a Vader clone. What if the entire scene of Vader (Snoke) telling Luke he is his father happens again except Luke is very confused because he already knew Vader was his father.

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>>64527527

>star wars character is evil
>either a white man, someone disbaled or red/black alien

BRAVO

>>64527527
fuck looking at this pic, its probably going to be something stupid like sheev died and immediately possessed vaders dead body when he died

>>64529425
eh

>>64527797
the fuck is IJatCS?

>ghost Plagueis inhabits and mutates Anakins dead body
>Rey is Anakin's 3rd child

>>64527920
or a red herring.

>>64533148
I'm guessing it's Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull but he's forgotten "Kingdom of"

Makes no sense.
Do you fucking retards even think about your stupid theories before posting them.

>>64533515
thanks, anon. Is not enough for stupid americans trying to make acronyms out of everything, they do it wrong.

>>64527527
>"Hey guys, let's clone Vader"
>"Yeah, great idea man"
>"And then let's horribly scar him to make him weaker, so he looks more like Vader ended up"
>"I... what."

7/10, I made a mildly complicated reply

>>64527527

They're going to do the most obvious thing and have Snoke be Palpatine's former master.

They won't even mention or reference Plageuis at all, leaving it for novelizations and side materials to figure out.

They'll probably handwave the entire issue away in a line or two and say that Palpatine attacked Snoke and left him for dead and Snoke's been biding his time and healing in the unknown regions etc etc...

Look at how flimsy the world-building and lore are in Ep7. It's going to be like that in Ep8 or Ep9. A lot of running around and barely any explanations.

>>64527850
Yeah. I think he'll just casually say "No, I am your father." and it won't be a big thing though.

>>64527980
Don't be frank, be yourself.

>>64534798
Really nigga?

>>64527527
where did you find a pic of movie version Snoke in such quality?
do you have a camcording of higher quality?

>>64528949
I would like to add to my previous post by noting that Snoke's communing area had a very decrepit feeling, not unlike a crypt. This could have just been because he is the "epic new emperor" and they made it like that for shits and gigs, but considering the audio matches that grave tone I think they were strongly alluding to that.

>>64527808
When someone is being a small hologram they look up at who they are talking to, correct?
Therefore on their end they are receiving a large hologram of who they are talking to.

holy shit Snoke is Mason Verger

>>64528019
you boys are doing gods work

If Vader's spirit can materialize and talk to people, why hasn't he shown up to tell Ren that the dark side will fuck his shit up?

>>64533943
given the level of fan autism already surrounding muh playgiss I sincerely doubt that.

Yeah this theory works given that Ben wants to finish what Vader started, which was destroying the sith from the inside.

When do you think ep8 leaks will start coming out? TFA's plot was leaked like 5-6 months before it came out. I want this Snoke=Plagueis shit to settled once and for all.

>>64527850
Uh...

Don't you mean Kylo saying to Ren "I am your brother?"

>>64527527
Clones don't get the scars of the original, dumb friend

Looks like it's been settled already

http://comicbook.com/2016/01/06/andy-serkis-confirms-supreme-leader-snoke-is-not-darth-plagueis/

Makes sense since they want to avoid bringing anything into the new movies from the terrible prequels.

>>64527850
sent to fbi ;)

>Be Ren
>have to kill your father to convince your master that you're a true sith
>killed him knowing full well that eventually you'll learn the secret of resurecting the dead from Plaguis in due time.
>defeat Snoke along with Rey and Luke
>bring your dad back to life


Calling it.

>>64535862
dont you mean finn saying to poe "I am your brotha?"

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>>64527777

Quads confirm it to be true

>>64527527
Snoke is Plagueis. Sensing that his apprentice (Palpatine) would attempt to kill him, he manipulated the Force to impregnate Anakin's mother with a child so powerful that it could grow to become the most powerful Sith ever to exist and eventually overpower Sidious. Therefore, only Anakin's offspring (Luke, and by extension Rey and any other potential siblings/blood relatives) possess the strength necessary to defeat him.

Why, if he is so powerful, Plagueis would go to all that trouble, rather than just killing Sidious himself, I have no clue. Perhaps Sidious really did get the jump on him, or Plagueis drastically underestimated his apprentice. Arrogance is one of many facets of the dark side.

>>64535592
Hayden is rumored to have a scene in Episode VIII. Doing what is anyone's guess.

>>64535604
Not that guy, but they are trying to distance the sequels from the prequels. This means that they won't try to explain everything on-screen. They may use Plageis cause of the recent books though.

>>64536509
Those so called terrible prequels are still better than TFA or anything else JJ has ever done.

And Serkis could be full of shit. Why would you believe him?

>>64537136
I hope Rian pumps 8 fill of PT references to piss stupid fans and Disney off.

>>64537193
TFA already had several prequel references, you just had to really pay attention. They knew that it would trigger a lot of autism so they made them harder to spot for the average person but they're there.

>>64537136
it'll be conceptually the same as the overarching themes of the EU like the jaycen solo = ben solo thing but it wont use that name

>>64529289
At least Ben would be a hero.

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>>64536887
<------ Well shouldn't he look like this?

>>64537371
I don't know, I didn't write the character.

>>64536887
I'm completely fine if this is the thrust of the new trilogy

>>64537371
His race isn't known in Disney canon.

Plaguies being Snoke would make sense but that would mean good, logical writing so he wont be.

>>64537235
>>64537193
You people are still teenagers, aren't you? Prequels are shit. Disney wants to appeal to the older fans cause that means more profit in the long run, and also means less bad press.

>>64537539
I know that, but I'm just thinking that Snoke isn't Plageuis.

GENERAL General

>>64537629
1 and 2 are bad. 3 is good. Better then 7 by a lot.

>>64537627
Well if it is considered canon separate from the other films, then can I believe that Han didn't die?
That after part six, they all lived happily ever after?

>>64537646
The Force Awakens is a terrible, awful movie. I'm holding onto the notion that he is Plagueis so that there's a small chance the future movies won't be terrible and awful as well.

>>64527777
QUADSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>64537629
People still complaining about prequels.
They are too childish, or whatever.
How old were you when you saw the OT?
I was practically an infant.
The truth is, people shouldn't take Star Wars so seriously, it's more fun that way.

>>64537667
Why did he yell at Hux?

>>64537712
I see.
Well, it would be interesting if he somehow wasn't murdered by Palpatine.

>>64537629
You can complain all you want but the fact is that TFA has several prequel references in it. They're canon and there is literally nothing you can do about it.

>>64537790
I saw them after the prequels, I'm only 25. It's like eating McDonald's for a long time and then eating at In-N-Out. I had seen parts of the movies in the 90s, though not completely.

Only good things about the prequels is the lightsaber fights, legos, and video games.

>>64537858
such as....?

>>64529322

top kek

>>64527527

>Both are 7 feet tall
>Both have near identical scars
>Both are pale white
>Snoke is of an unknown origin but very humanoid
>Both watched the rise and fall of the Empire
>Only see the left arm of Snoke move.
>Anakin didnt lose his left arm

Go watch the movie again, its very obvious.
My theory is:
The Dark Side literally possessed Anakins body
OR
Sheev is using Anakins body as a medium

Either way its Vaders body.

>>64537972
and Ewan McGregor. And Episode 3 in general is a pretty good movie. Say what you want at least the prequels tried to do something original.

>>64538055
http://www.starwarsunderworld.com/2015/10/easter-eggs-from-prequels-boba-fett.html

Also Ewan McGregor was speaking during Rey's vision.

>>64538087

>>64527777
The quads already confirmed it.

>>64538087
Vader's body should be ash.

>>64538138
he did not have sheev's permission to die

>>64538138

We saw his armor get torched. No body.

>>64538087
>Anakin didnt lose his left arm

But he did, Obi-wan cut it off along with his legs. His torso and head are the only organic parts left of vader.

>>64538187
There is a shot of a pile of ashes that Kylo has though.

>Snoke can cheat death
>Meaning what he can do is be born again
>Anakin is born of Plageius's dark magic
>Snoke is Plageius
>Plageius knew Sheev would kill jim
>Created a new body to be reborn in
>Snoke is Plageius is Anakin Is Vader
>Vader's/Anakin's body is Snoke reanimating it as his life force was weak but is now powerful enough to 'live again' albeit feebly 'for now' in the husk of Vader's old body.

JUST

>>64538396
that's genuinely fucking creepy

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>>64538355

Wrong dumbass, shitpost all you want but check the facts.

>>64538375

Ashes from the pyre. Which we saw vaders armor in.

>>64538450
wow. in what movie was this shown?

>>64538494
Episode 3 retard

>>64527527
He's not a clone he's a glib facsimile.

>>64538521
I don't remember that diagram in rots

>>64534798
Shirley you can't be serious?

>>64527527
JJ confirmed for rehash.

>>64538555

Wookiepedia it then retard. This is /tv/ not Google. Ctrl+T on a browser then search it in a new tab

>>64527843
could have been a shit cloning process

it's been like 100 years since cloning troopers stopped hasn't it?

>>64527527
A clone of Darth Vader would look like Hayden Christensen

>>64538603
you wan't to take this outside?

>>64534955
fuck you shitstain

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>>64538640

>>64527527
>clone Vader
>Hayden Christiansen pops out
>ok now let's burn him

Aftermath novel established that Sidious had come to believe that the dark side had a physical source beyond the known parts of the galaxy, in the Unknown Regions.

He established a group to search it out. This group fell into Vader worship, and is implied to be part of the origin of the Knights of Ren.

I have a theory that I pray is false, because the idea of the dark side having a physical source is retarded, but my theory is that Snoke is that source.

Thank you for such a shitty script JJ Abrams that all speculation on your next Star Wars movie is just spewing out critical levels of autism.

>>64536887
Plagueis wants to live forever and he plans to use the Skywalkers to accomplish that. He can manipulate midichlorians so chances are that he can possess people.

>>64538450
Also doesn't show his other leg as robotic but he lost that.

Why do you want Snoke to be Vader so bad anyway?

>>64538567
Don't call me Shirley

>>64539079

Pottery

>>64537858
>TFA has several prequel references in it
>>64538117
>http://www.starwarsunderworld.com/2015/10/easter-eggs-from-prequels-boba-fett.html
That's just some obsessive over-analysis of banners outside Maz's castle.

Recycling a few banners and throwing in a couple visual easter eggs for obsessive superfans to pore over in the trailer is not the same as actually referencing the prequels in the movie.
Episode VII doesn't make direct reference to anything from the prequels. The closest it comes is when Kylo Ren says that maybe he should consider a clone army, but that semi-reference is actually refuting the prequels, in which all storm troopers are clones. In Episode VII we see that that is no longer the case, and perhaps in the new reality of the flick it "was never the case".

>>64539317
Nah, those are references. Talk it down all you want but it won't change it. They are podracing flags and flags from various criminal organizations in TCW. Now try and refute Ewan McGregor.

>>64539317
Also Stormtroopers are not clones and never were. They are recruits. This is covered in Rebels and has been known long before that. Clone troopers were put out to pasture after the Clone Wars ended.

>>64539317

>perhaps in the new reality of the flick it "was never the case".
>he doesn't watch Star Wars: Rebels

The clones have growth acceleration that makes them age twice as fast as a normal human.

This has downsides long-term.

They also take 10 years to grow, even with the growth acceleration, so if you want new clones now, you need to have ordered them 10 years ago. That means a clone army can't meet the demands of a sudden escalation of war, and it's a waste in the event of a sudden outbreak of peace.

After the Clone Wars, the Empire started recruiting normal people for the military, and eventually made all the clones retire -- with thanks for their service and a warning not to cause trouble. By the time of Star Wars: Rebels -- 5 years before ANH -- the clones had been out of service for years. Every stormtrooper you see in the OT was recruited from an Imperial world.

And yes, Rebels is canon. It started under Disney, after the purge.

But thanks for confirming that the reason people like TFA is not because it's any good -- because it's not, it's shit -- but because they want to spite the prequels.

>>64539635
>he doesn't watch Star Wars: Rebels
sure don't

>>64539635
>thanks for confirming that the reason people like TFA is not because it's any good -- because it's not, it's shit -- but because they want to spite the prequels.

I don't believe I confirmed anything about people in general and their feelings for Episode VII and the prequels. I didn't even state my own feelings on either Episode VII or the prequels.

I half think snoke is Ben

>>64537627
It is though, Muun are the banking clan funding separatists in episode 2.

>>64540619

He means that no Disney canon source has mentioned what race Plagueis was.

We know Plagueis was a Muun because George said it, then Legends said it, but Legends doesn't apply anymore, and it's anybody's guess whether George's statement is still canon.

>>64527843
>Kylo is a vader fanboy
>Snoke is even a bigger fanboy that literally burnt himself and gave himself scars to be like Vader

>>64537790
I was about two to three years old when I first saw Star Wars and I don't remember that. What I do remember though is that one of my earliest memories is seeing a Star Wars opening crawl when I was 4 and and thinking I remember that theme from somewhere.

>>64527527
He's got the same scar on the top, but he's missing the cheek scar.

Also, if he's cloned, why would he have the same scars? That's not how cloning works in Star Wars.

>>64540679
Sorry, I'm retarded. I thought he meant whole Muun race.
Did George really confirm Plagueis race?

>>64540989
>How closely did you work with Lucas Licensing on Darth Plagueis? How much did George get involved? What advice did he give you?

George was involved in the early stages. When the book was first proposed, I wrote to him and asked whether there was any reason why Plagueis couldn't be a non-human, and he wrote back that Plagueis could be a Muun and sent me some artist renderings of the character. From that point on, everything was approved, as they're saying, “at the highest level.” I worked most closely with George's right-hand man at Lucas licensing, Howard Roffman. It was a strange way to go about the book, because I kind of had to bypass both Del Rey and the usual editorial staff at Lucasfilm and work directly with Howard over the course of what amounted to about a year of preparation.

http://www.theforce.net/latestnews/story/Interview_Plagueis_Author_James_Luceno_142844.asp

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>>64535061

Promotional image

>>64535792

>"if anybody would know of Snoke's origin, it would be Maz"
>camera focuses on Maz
>"that is a story for another time"

>>64541097
I find it really fascinating how some of the EU material appears to be more canon than other and yet they were on the same level of canon-ness even before the great purge.

>>64535554
Oooohhhhh off by one

You know if Disney wanted to put an end to the Snoke=Plagueis theories all they'd have to do is announce that the DP novel is canon.

>>64541169
Kenobi.

>>64538450
Why does he need robot toes?

>>64538686
How many dick pics you got saved on your hard drive?

>>64527777
WITNESSED

>thread about the reconstruction of vader and his disfigured corpse
>no references to the best piece of star wars related media that only recently entered our lives and collective consciousness

is quoting RLM an establishment now, and thus we are all against it?

>>64527527
Snoke looks like a battle ravaged Bendadick Cucumberbitch.

http://www.techtimes.com/articles/121976/20160105/star-wars-actor-andy-serkis-says-snoke-is-not-darth-plagueis.htm

fkn Serkis

>>64541246
But why would they want to put an end to that? This way they get a fuckload of fans speculating and a lot of stupid articles and shit because of it.

>>64529396
>They burned his armor but the body disappeared like Obi-Wan's

When Ren first takes his helmet of he puts it down in a bowl of ashes, Vader's ashes. Body didn't disappear, that was just Obi Wan for some reason. Qui Gon managed to become a force ghost too, and his body didn't disappear.

>>64541858
Maybe its clothes ashes. There is plenty of fabric on the armor.

>>64541858

>Vader's ashes

So that's what that dust was.

>>64541858
>Qui Gon managed to become a force ghost too, and his body didn't disappear
Didn't QuiGon only manage it part way through though? Like he could speak through the force but he couldn't actually manifest a force ghost?

>>64543343
I think he can manifest with Yoda's/Ben's help

>>64529289
This is how I imagine it'll go, really really hope it doesn't though.

>>64543343

Yes. His training was incomplete.

>>64541752
Why would Serkis even bother denying it? It makes it look even more suspect.

Not even the writers know who he is yet.

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>>64527527

>>64541282
toes are essential to human locomotion. look it up, you cant push off the ground without toes

>clone vader
>instead of getting a hayden christensen like you're supposed to, you wind up with a burn victim corpse because

What if Snoke is the entity Plagueis and Sidious attempted to make (whose creation backfired and resulted in Anakin) manifesting as all the dark side aspects of Anakin's life as Vader, through some loophole only able to come to life once the prophecy of Anakin was fulfilled?

>>64544488
>>64544588
these double 88s mean something
I sense a disturbance in the force

All these theories are retarded, vader clone? plagueis? I hope they don't go with that, or with a sheev possession bullshit.

Snoke should be his own character, a dude strong in the dark side who took over the empire's remnants when he saw the chance.

Snoke will be a little guy. He will be like an evil Yoda. It will be like poetry

Snooke

>Episode VIII is released
>'It Ain't Vader' starts playin.

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Snoke? More like, Supreme Leader Coke

>>64527527
>Snoke is just the same as the emperor
>kylo is just the same as Vader except inept.
Biggest disappointment senpai.

>>64537151
>better than TFA or anything else JJ has ever done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlWmCXihec4

>>64544881
Kylo is still learning. He isn't a darth yet. Next movie he will have had more training under Snoke and he will be a Darth and he will wreck shit.

Why do you queers think all this Darth Plageuis shit? They are going to completely ignore the prequels they aren't going to dig up some obscure reference from those shit movies

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>>64545014
>>64544881

>he will be a darth

No he wont, the time of the Sith is over. There are no more Darths. Kylo Ren is his dark side name.

Snoke is Luke from the future who went back in time after he learned that the darkside is best for the universe

>>64544873
more like Supreme Leader-a-cola

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Snoke was the last victim of the EmPal Surgical Reconstruction center, Sheev should've overseen the budget more closely.

>>64545014
Snookerdoodle is not a Sith, Darths don't factor in anymore.


I will say that all this vague shit about Snoop is so overbearing that it would be a big kick to the dick if it turned out he was an entirely original and/or completely unrelated to any previously existing character, but I HIGHLY doubt he's Plageuis. If there is a list of currently canon book material out there, I'd say go hunting through the dark corners of that, because there'd be a reason they'd say certain things are still relevant over others.

>>64545188
False, Snoke has no lights that do nothing on him, nor any distracting shine.

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>>64545292

>False, Snoke has no lights that do nothing on him, nor any distracting shine.

They were all on his face, the scars are from when he ripped them out

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>>64527808
>Whatever then, most other projections where life size or smaller.
Aside from the emperor's projection in Empire, where its like a 10 foot tall projection of JUST HIS HEAD

Snoke = Vitiate

>>64545421

Had to look up who Vitiate was. And it was pretty stupid.

>>64527917
Vader was already a burn victim, man.

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>>64545573

>victim

>>64541098
does snokes have 4 fingers or 5?

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>>64545855

5

>>64545381
You absolutely rekt the kid.

>>64545592
Where can I get these awful subbed prequels nowadays?

>>64538396

So Snoke is an even more convoluted version of Lord Voldemort?

>>64546054

No, he IS Lord Voldemort. It's wasn't easy getting a job after Deathly Hallows 2.

>>64527741

i'd cum buckets

>>64545592
Sorry, sorry. Correction: Vader had already suffered severe burns to his entire body prior to his dead body being burned, man.

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>>64546761
>>64545592

Is Luke's lightsaber a horcrux?

>>64537371
he sort of does

>>64529289
>luke is killed

Not on my watch nigga

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>>64546840
>>64546092
>>64546054
>>64538396

>I can feeeeeeeeel your anger inside you, it makes you stronger

I think touching the lightsaber just gave Rey her memories back and that "awakened" the force in her, which cause the vision

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>>64527527
>they ditched the godlike concept art for this generic trite

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>>64546909

I'm guessing that's what he is going to look like in the next movies when we see him in person and not in a hologram. I hope so.

>>64544873
More like Snoke W33d everyday

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>>64544873
>>64547013
>>64545138

More like i'm gonna Snort cocaine until i become white and my nose implodes

>clone someone
>scars they received when they were an adult are cloned too

>>64527527

darth vader moar like COCK FAGGER amirite lel

>>64546888
thsts exactly what happened you fucking gonk

Sure, Snoke is the corpse of Anakin Skywalker inhabited by the angry force-ghost of the emperor.

It's painfully obvious that Snoke is Rey's "father", however not in the biological sense.
She will either be a test tube jedi created by Snoke or from Snoke's dna, making her his creation.
That's why she is so naturally in tune with the force.

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>>64547108
Did somebody just say GONK?

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>>64547108

So i'm right.

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>>64547180

>>64528020
It's JJ Abrams. Literally every project he has ever taken on has used time travel as a major element of the plot. He can't write a story without including time travel.

>>64547336

Well JJ didn't write this and he isn't even directing the next ones.

>>64545188
This image is amazing.

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>>64547263
Fuck yeah GNK best droid

>>64527777
Well, guess it's confirmed then.

>>64547336
If by "every" you mean 2, then yeah.

>>64544425
and proper balance

>>64544111
This. Remember Lost? Abrams has no idea where to go with this shit, he just tosses a bunch of story bits at a wall and hopes they coalesce into something interesting (spoiler alert: they don't)

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I didn't know they mentioned midichlorians in the films, I thought Lucas hated the idea of the Force strength having biological origins and not spiritual as it cheapens characters and their choices
I also thought this is why he hated the KOTOR games too

Why is JJ so shit at making villains? None of his movies or shows have ever had compelling or memorable villains.

>>64547732

does your mom know your on the internet?

>>64527527
Meh, I doubt it. I'm more of the opinion that he's Valkorion or some rip off of him. I also think its possible that Kylo's helmet really IS Revan's and that Snoke collects Sith artifacts like Revan and Vader's helmets, possibly how he managed to get Kylo the "ancient" design for his lightsaber. Also explains how First Order got the Starkiller, which is basically the Star Forge which Valkorion sent Revan and Malak to find.

>>64544873
>>64547013

More like Snoke Sheev eVaderyday.

>>64547833
>Why is JJ so shit at making villains? None of his movies or shows have ever had compelling or memorable villains.
Because he's a SJW jew fuck.

A clone wouldn't have the same wounds as Vader you fucking retards. It would look like Hayden Christensen.

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>>64534798

>>64544873
Six Liter Coke

>Plaguies

This is the worst meme. I just don't get why people won't drop this silly shit.

>>64537697
And the anti-cheese edit of 1 makes it better than 7. Haven't seen the edit of 2 yet but might be the same case. Although 2 is harder to redeem with simple edits.

>>64538951
Aftermath is a terrible fucking novel and it infuriates me that it's canon.

>we need Vader
>why not just clone him
>Vader spin off
>Vader is now some anti-hero

>>64544918
That anon is right though, women are capable of murder

>>64547336
>JJ Abrams wrote the story for The Force Awakens
>JJ Abrams will have anything to do with the next two movies
>you're not a retard

>>64527527
He looks like a combination of Vader and one of those Kamino aliens.

>>64533148
I Just ate the Captain's Scones (1909)
Old UK silent movie

>>64527527
You've got to understand that it's poetry, it's evident in the position of the large scar.

>>64529289
If Ben dosent come to the light side, then I feel his entire character will be wasted.
Another generic bad guy dying a bad guys death is not what we need.
They need to develop his character for future movies.

>Darth Plagueis

Not going to happen

>>64553138
B-but muh EU!

>>64553337
I really don't get how people don't understand how any of this EU shit is going to make it to the movies.

>>64553416
Honestly, those people are delusional. They read some shit EU, and convince themselves it's actually important and not just a shoddy product designed to cash in on the franchise name.

Then it's just projecting what they want. "Well I like Revan/Plagueis, so I'm sure Disney will put them in a movie!" Even though Disney will never put either on the screen because they can't understand they are a part of the niche neckbeard market and the movies aren't made for them.

I mean, fuck, imagine Disney doing a KotoR movie. The average moviegoer response would be "Why are they remaking Star Wars already?" considering how derivative KotoR is on the movies.

Fucking chewbacca, took the events like a champ.

>>64553612
Even then EU shit is so close to prequel stuff that they wouldn't ever dream of risking it.

>>64553612
PLAGUEIS IS CANON YOU DUMB SHITTER

>>64553138
>>64553337
>>64553416
>>64553612

I know some of you are thirsty for (You)s, but Plagueis and his background are mentioned in Revenge of the Sith.

>>64553729
The prequels aren't canon

>>64553729
>an EU character got canonized by Disney
>that means he's integral to the plot of Star Wars

Wilrow Hood is canon too, but he's just as irrelevant as Plagueis.

The only reason why I think he could possibly be Plagueis is because their theme music is very similar.

mmm.. i don´t know. All is depend with the snoke high i think

Maybe Snoke is physical embodiment of the dark side.

>>64537709
it's fictional, senpai

believe what you want

Why do most of the TFA characters have monosyllabic names? Are they mobsters or something?

>>64544341
fuck me familio, good catch

Snoke is vader confirmed.