How can a celebrity not have the money to buy another plane ticket? She makes 300k a year.
she probably paid for the ticket. if you have no idea how airlines work, let me give you the clif notes.
approximately 15% of people don't show up for their flights. so airlines overbook by about 10-12%. some times this means that flights get overbooked.
alot of times when they are overbooked they announce it, in case anyone wants to stay. they normally get double tickets and some freebies. i have taken it before when i didn't really want to go to a meeting. claimed they kicked me off due to overbooking.
my bet is this gril didn't want to go to utah. so she took the free tickets. either that or she didn't even show up.
At least those cookies are going to the right place
it is accepted stealing. in fact my local store sells grapes by the bag now because of this age old practice.
how did your mom keep you tame in the grocery store when you were 4? my mom fed me grapes and oreos.
The girl Joss Whedon is currently piledriving.
I would be happy with more of her in the show in general.
She is literally the most powerful character on the team and all she has done for most of season 3 is skulk about the base shuffling paperwork or something.
In an actual civilized store, they toss people out for eating food before paying. I've seen this happen, you can say all you want that "I'm going to pay for it", but they have no guarantee you won't just eat it all, toss the package somewhere, and leave.
But I'm betting the average weight of your local shoppers is breaking the 300lb mark, so they probably make an exception lest they invoke the rage of motor scooter amerifats.
Who are these pathetic hangers-on who reply to celebrities on Twitter and Instagram? Don't they know the celebrity doesn't give a fuck about them and is never going to read anything they say?
In a civilized country, stealing is uncivilized. Growing up, I never saw anyone tossed from a grocery store for sampling food or opening things in their basket and eating them. You didn't need to prepay for gas. It was assumed that you would go inside afterward and pay the cashier. People had plenty of guns too. This is what happens when there are more criminals than law abiding citizens in a country. Everyone must now be treated like a criminal.
I used to live below a crackhead couple who would go to a massive supermarket and leisurely push a trolley around while eating stuff taken from the shelves, deli, bakery etc. They'd put the wrappers in the trolley with a bunch of random stuff, the implication being that they intended to eventually pay for everything.
When they were full they'd just abandon the trolley somewhere in the place and walk out without paying.
Two grapes? Who cares?
Can I get a price check on two grapes? Yeah you heard me Phil, two measley, stinkin' grapes!
there aren't magically other planes you can just hop on
you cant even "scalp" tickets due to TSA/etc and how modern shit is
shows how underage this board is now, literally /v/ and /sp/ children shitting it up, never of you kiddies have flown solo or bought your own tickets
nice meme reddit
>but you are the reddit
the singles policy joke was always since /tv/ was created, but blown in another meme-expansion like pepe was originally "feels good" to another variation to his retard status now
hilarious 10/10 post
would fucking stab you with a blunt object when i see you if i had the chance
I was rusing but the sad thing is, there's a grain of truth to my meming.
I've been refused (but later refunded) a plane ticket because the police were investigating "young men flying alone" the day I was supposed to travel.
I'm guessing they were looking for a runaway criminal (because there's no way he could have an accomplice or something?) but perhaps terrorism will make this a permanent issue.
The only shopping-related dream I ever have is one where I've won some kind of contest and get to take as many gameboys and games as I can carry.
I don't mean "gameboys" as in an oldfag talking about a handheld device, I mean the actual gameboys. Somehow dream-me still hasn't moved on from then, and thinks it's a fucking amazing thing to get to grab a free gameboy and a couple of games.
>The only shopping-related dream I ever have is one where I've won some kind of contest and get to take as many gameboys and games as I can carry.
That's not a dream, that was "Video Power," you probably repressed the memory because you didn't handle the penis inspection so well.
Daily reminder, all you chucklefucks in this thread are bumping an advertisement. Odds are 0% she actually eats Oreos, let alone craves them so badly she has to eat them in the fucking supermarket, let alone takes New Years Eve selfies of herself with a box clearly visible for the photographer.
Jesus Christ, /tv/, do you not know how Instagram makes its goddamn money?
I did eat Oreos as a direct response to this image.
However I didn't BUY those Oreos, I already had them in my apartment.
But that means I'll buy more Oreos in the future, so I guess you're on to something.
Pro-tip, celebrities are VERY conscious when they talk nakedly about large national (or multi-national) brands. It's rarely done accidentally as part of a social media post.
Sponsored instagram posts like the above are just this generation's banner ad.
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