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Why couldn't Brock get any girls?
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Why couldn't Brock get any girls?
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nobody likes a mulatto
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His asain eyes, Mexican skin and Arabic seduction techniques
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>>64517949
he's chinese
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Maybe because he was hanging around kids much younger than himself.
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Because Misty was cockblocking him

Cockblocking him for YEARS before she decided to go with Ash instead

So Brock was cockblocked for NOTHING
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Because he was small

evident by him owning an Onix
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHpSCZX9c5g
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>>64517949
He was a philipino hanging out with kids. And he was the worst of the three in the team, a ten years old kid defeated him. I remember his motivation was also something ridiculous like being the best poke-chef or some shit like that.

Basically, he was a loser and couldn't stop trying to get top girls like doctors and policewomen.
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>>64518267
>And he was the worst of the three in the team, a ten years old kid defeated him

That's literally his job.
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>>64517949
>aspiring breeder
>always wanted to fuck

BRAVO SATOSHI
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>>64518288
Being defeated by kids? Pretty sure he resigned his place as gym leader and went to become a poke-chef because he was an awful trainer.
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>>64518375
>Being defeated by kids?

yes lad

How old do you think the Cooltrainers in Victory Road are anyway?
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>>64518267
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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I stopped watching around the episode 310, it was getting slightly repetitive. And also without Misty I lost interest. Should I go on and watch it all, or should I stop? Will the series ever get good again? Will Misty return later in the series?
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>>64518590
>Will the series ever get good again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f3F8sKP2Yg
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Came on too strong, didn't play it cool. Also a manlet.
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>>64518590
They get better girls anyways. Dawn and May are top-tier fap bait.
But the show sucks regardless, so just stick to hentai and shit.
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>>64518590
Nawh it goes downhill after Misty leaves. Infact it starts going down before that desu.

I guess May is a nice looking companion at least.
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>>64518421
That was in the games. The series follows a different canon and I don't remember a lot of actual children being on the league. Except for the protagonists and Gary (who drives a car and gets bitches so he is barely a kid) most were teenagers older than Brock, there were even adults.
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His BBC was too big to fit in any pussy
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>run gym
>have rock/ground pokemon
>lose to 3 day old trainer with pikachu
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>>64518968
Misty is better than Dawn. I can't decide between Misty and May because I can't decide between that tiny outfit on a redhead and them ten year old titties.
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>>64518590
>WHAT'RE THOSE
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>>64519624
>>WHAT'RE THOSE

>not WATER THOSE


Holy shit, you fucked up
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He found a nice girl eventually.
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>>64519383
Well 10 is the age when kids get kicked out of the house to go on cockfighting adventures. It's possible they fuck around for years without defeating any gym leaders, but that sounds terrible.
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>>64519696
YOU
JUST
KNOW
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>>64519696
That's his mom and dad.

>Flint's genes so strong his kids are all spiky and squinty even with a qt wife
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>>64519624
Fuck off with your shitty cancer mongoloid Vines!
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DRYING PAN LMAO
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>>64519696

What a disgusting junglemonkeyburner.
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Too needy and too overt.

If you wanna get laid, you have to get the girl to go:
>Haha that's so funny
>Oh shit this guy's penis is inside me, what happened?!

Then they'll backward-rationalize it
>Well, since I fucked him, obviously he's a great guy
>I wouldn't sleep with a dweeb who has anime figurines all over his room if he wasn't a great guy
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>>64519025
>>64519569
>Reason to post autismchart
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