I feel bad for him regarding all the shit that went down a few years back.
He probably brings it upon himself to some extent.
Wouldn't like to meet him for fear of being disappointed or insulted by him, because it's Spoony, right?
2008 era Spoony is never coming back and it saddens me.
>Calling me LardFat
I'm offended. But seriously he is. He hasn't made an actual video in nearly a year and he used all of his Patreon shekels he said were going to be used toward making a movie to buy him and his ugly tranny gf a house in the Chicago suburbs. Then you can even go back to all the years he lived off Miles teet. He's not a good person, in fact he's a pretty shitty one from all accounts of anyone who has ever met him or had to interact with him in real life.
whats the point of even making threads about him?
as has been pointed out a million times, he doesn't even do anything of any interest or merit more, just wrestling and D&D vlogs which only appeal to a very niche audience. he has made some good stuff in the past and was good for car-crash moments, but those are all well behind him now
there really is nothing more to be said about him
It's really too bad that we'll never have Final Fantasy XIII-2 and Lightning Returns.
But considering how hit and miss he got before the videos stopped all together, maybe we should be glad.
Noah is having money problems. Why haven't you donated to his patreon yet?
No. I tried really hard to get him to too. Fucking coward wouldn't go through with it, even after I told him on twitter how much everyone here was hoping he was going to and all the funny ways he could do it. He's fucking selfish honestly.
>tfw I loved Spoony's vlogs whether it be his 2 hour long movie reviews, him bullshitting about vidya or fan questions or that one where he spent 90 minutes eating and talking about candy he bought from the UK
>tfw blip shut down and he never backed up his vlogs
>all his vlogs are forever lost
>tfw I would listen to his vlogs like a podcast every now and again
>they're all gone forever
I feel sorry for his gf, she deserves better than him.
I have them all saved on an old computer. All of his old Blip videos actually. Someday if I decide not to be lazy I'll upload them and make a thread here letting you know, just because you're my nigga anon.
>Wrestle! Wrestle! and Counter Monkey are the best content he's ever put out.
how the fuck did Spoony get a mortgage? would love to have been a fly on the wall of that interview
I'm hoping when Emperor Trump finishes building the Death Sta... Wall he has Miles cut the ribbon with a big pair of golden scissors and then lets him cut a few Mexicans heads off for good measure.
Why are all these fuckers so notoriously bad with money?
>no steady income
>get something that requires steady payments
Especially someone like Spoony who, at his best, never had any work ethics so he could never count on any consistency.
Back when he started out, he was okay. He wasn't that insightful, but his riffing on FFVIII and old shit movies was funny when I was a kid. Looking back on it though, it's just not funny anymore. He's just a sad shell of a man at this point. Does he even release content anymore?
Latza is way more talented than any of them.
Spoony gives zero fucks, why would he? He's making like 40k a year to make 2 vlogs a month about wrastling.
Spoony Experiment was a passion project and he's already covered any of the media he actually gave a fuck about, now he's just going through the motions putting in time.
I can't fathom who's throwing their money down that hole every month, maybe it's something you just forget about like a gym membership.
I just don't understand. His Patreon has dropped by over half now. Anyone else would see this is the time to buckle down but he continues to do essentially nothing, not even movie vlogs let alone scripted material.
I mean surely he saw Episode VII and other big movies from the past year and had thoughts about them that he discussed with April, would it have been so difficult to just turn on a camera while he did that?
Why do people still care about Spoony? He hasn't done anything in like 2 years. Even most of Douge and HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM's audience has grown out of their shit so why do so many people still non ironically love Spoony?
people care because, unlike every other parasite desperately clinging to AVGN's ever fading coat tails, Spoony used to be able to stand on his own two feet.
His fall is far more tragic than the others.
I never cared for him, I didn't even know who he was until /tv/ posted that video of his meltdown, the only guy related to him that I knew at the time was Brad, I know all the other guys from years of /tv/ threads shitting on douge and co.
But is it some pathological stubbornness that keeps him from doing something so easy and has given him a comfortable life? Like is he thinking "God my patrons are so demanding always asking me for more content so I just won't give them any, that'll show them."
way behind on fulfilling his patreon tiers, backers and money are slowly dwindling, getting shit on all over his patreon page, april talking about how difficult it is to make ends meet, made a promise over a year ago to stop going on twitter and start getting shit done, still makes hundreds of useless tweets a day, barely releases any reviews that aren't wrestling vlogs, has to make a movie (when he can't even make weekly videos) because of a patreon reward, bipolar disorder isn't getting any better, shits on people during streams
Not that anon but I was there. He didn't rage quit but it's obvious he quit because of trolls. Me and a few other anons were trolling his chatroom. Most of the trolling wasn't too overt, I kept asking him when was he going to stop using twitter and make content and some guy called Todd a cuck. Eventually Spoony disabled the comments on his screen and then moments later stopped streaming.
I don't blame him for hating most of his fanbase because, lets be honest here, most of them are spergy mongoloids, but the fact that he treats EVERYONE like shit just makes me want to smash his fucking face in with a hammer. I always found his relationship with Brad to be a funny indicator of what kind of person Spoony is too, because you know Brad won't take his shit and has the ability to dish it right back, plus Spoony knows he brings in the views so he won't fuck with him for that reason either. When he's around Brad in all the behind the scenes stuff I've seen it's like he's a different person, he actually takes Brad's advice and listens to his criticisms. Anyone else and he has an autistic meltdown and starts threatening to ban them in real life.
big jew nose
People kept asking him when the Spoony movie was coming. Another guy repeated the "don't tell him how to play" speech.
This shit isn't even trolling really. It's just moderately sarcastic light mocking. It isn't particularily mean. Anyone who was smart wouldn't let this get to them.
>saving is hard when there's so much cool stuff to buy
>begs people on the internet to give her money while admitting to blowing the money they have on useless nerd shit
I fucking hate everyone in the modern world.
>has to make a movie
He's an actor after all.
>Brad's a bro
>He plays a character named the Cinema Snob that hates the types of movies he generally really loves
That's really all you need to know. There isn't some huge pointless arc like Spoony and Linkara shoehorned in to their videos.
Deserves all the bad things that happened to him because he caused them. He misjudged how big he was and he's also lazy as fuck these days. Should have kept cutting that messed up hair.
My favorite Spoony related story is one an anon told here awhile back, last year maybe, I can't remember. I'm paraphrasing here but this is how I remember it:
>Anon is buying gifts for his family members
>This is when Spoony was selling signed headshots on his website
>He buys one and gives it to his brother as a gag gift
>His brother bought him the new expensive video game system no idea what it's called I don't play vidya
>Brother death stares him for the rest of Christmas
When did Noah first get the bags under his eyes?
Anyone with some science knowledge tell me what the significance of them is?
I CAN'T WAIT FOR SPOONY THE MOTION PICTURE TO RELEASE.
Spoony is my number 1 motivation to keep lifting and limit the shit I eat.
There's no way in fuck I'm joining the JUST league like he did; that transformation from early spoony to modern spoony is fucking terrifying
Current Noah looks like a Necromancer or a Sith Lord.
The eye bags are the worst part about him.
They seem to rarely vanish though .They were gone from his wacky japanese food eating video.
>Anyone with some science knowledge tell me what the significance of them is?
Lack of sleep, dehydration. Maybe a reaction to his medication.
The root cause is either low blood pressure or high, I forget.
In fairness Operation Fast and Furious was one of the most bungled disasters the ATF was ever responsible for except for Operation Ruby Ridge and Waco.
So basically the ATF is full of morons.
>He's back to actually playing Deadly Premonition.
Seriously? He played part of it years ago and hated it since he's too autistic to get a laugh out of the Twin Peaks style weirdness.
Good one. The moron streams via Youtube for no reason.
The reason he gave at the time was that others had did let's plays of it, so he didn't think there was any point in him doing it.
Those headshots are sad. Noah had them done with some dreams of being an actor. And... nothing. He did nothing. did he think that studios would just line up for him? If you want to succeed you sort of have to go out there and build a career.
He's obviously a super beta. The guy holding your girls coat while you two jump into a closet and fuck vigorously while he's outside, listening silently.
He might go gay because of loneliness though.
Yes it would. Twitch is the main platform for streaming. And it even has more control of the chat too. So why he doesn't use it is beyond me.
Yes. It's his lame attempt at flirting. He flirts, but does it as a "joke" so he can pretend he isn't flirting.
Twitch is by far the biggest streaming site.
>Marz is streaming
>she streamms on 3 sites at the same time
>Hitbox, Youtube and Twitch
for what purpose? she has like 5 viewers on twitch.
>that Insano shit
I cringe so hard whenever he does Insano. God, my dick shrivels and goes inside my own body and my eyelids refuse to open, my ears double over and clog themselves.
Spoony is instant feels for me. He has some of the best work out there: Ultima reviews and such.
>discovered him while looking up The Thing videos on YouTube; found his Thing 2 review
>went from there
>gave up when he only did long ass vlogs where I felt bad for Mike
You know what the funniest thing was?
Discovery Channel showed interest in him doing some skits with him. Probably on the same level as what they have with Boxxy now. Now can you guess what Noah sent in? Fucking Dr. Insano as his demo. Because Discovery = Science right? No wonder they never picked up on that.
Dr. Insano ruined his one shot at a wider audience.
He genuinely tried a first, man. He just ended up finding a niche and comfort zone that he refused to leave.
It's surreal watching his older vids where he talks about writing a screenplay that actually got as far as the CASTING STAGE where he met potential actors for this movie he was gonna do, then it just fell apart.
looks like a younger vigo
>I know, /tv/... I do know. I can't get the bad content to clear...
>but he just looks sad and desperate for love on the last pic.
Probably is. His current lady looks like a starving little boy. When she's sucking his cock, he must be half concerned that she's gonna chew on it.
I would pay good money to see that demo reel he sent in. Imagine some guys at Discovery sitting around scratching their heads at that.
If they had contacted him just months earlier, he wouldn't have done that Dr. Insano shit and he would have gotten some publicity. He might have even gotten on tv a bit. His whole life would be different.
>Sheriff Joe Arpaio believes Deputy Miles Antwiler was protecting the public when he held his service revolver near Castellanos' head and pulled the trigger, the bullet entering Castellanos' skull between his eye and his ear and lodging in his brain.
He didn't just kill that spic, he fucking executed him.
someone post spoony's stream i wanna watch if he is a good streamer.
and before you ask if i'm qualified to know a good streamer from a bad streamer i've spent like 100 hours on twitch alone THIS YEAR.
>Video quality is fine
>game sound is too low
>in the 5 videos i quickly checked he didn't talk a lot
any streamer worth his weight shouldn't be quiet for longer than 30 seconds, even just narrating what is happening is enough
>no face cam
this wouldn't be a problem if he was a talkative streamer but he isn't
so do people unironically watch him?
He hasn't done anything in months. Look you might think that what linkara does is shit, but at least he produces content every week. This guy does jack shit for months(maybe a shitty blog here and there, but not even that lately) and gets free money
This. I'm a teacher and all my students speak of him. We're not even an English-speaking country, and even my students whose English is pure ass enjoy him.
He may not do stuff I care for, but I won't remove all credit from him. You don't make so much money for nothing.
is this a meme or are you just the same person who always goes on about "kaka" and "poopy puffing" in all of these threads?
>kids are retarded
>literally spend hours watching someone being funny in a language they only barely understand
>due to Pewdiefuck, their interest in the English language goes up and they understand more and more
>"retarded" kids find a way to learn that is more efficient than you could have taught them
Sorry, but I judge kids on kid standards, not adult's.
>Yeah, real informative for other foreigners.
Trust me, accents aren't the main thing at this point. A britbong accent or a Texas accent are just as weird to my students and don't necessarily sound more English to them at all.
>does he even speak in full sentences? does he even speak? doesn't he just do retard noises intertwined with BRO BRO BRO BRO
That was my impression, but that way it's on the level of my students' comprehension.
>Sorry, but I judge kids on kid standards, not adult's.
Pretty much this. All 12 year olds have shit taste. But people like Spoony and Douge are trying to have some semblance of "intelligence" and appeal to "adults", while only attracting hoards of autists.
How did James exactly broke his daughter? Is she handicapped for real?
>Pretty much this. All 12 year olds have shit taste.
The nicer way of saying it is that everything is new to these kids. Everything. The way they feel at Pew sperging out about funny games is the way you first felt when you discover AVGN in 2006 and spent the whole night watching everyone of his reviews, getting the comfiest of comfies, the likes of which you never experienced again.
>I still remember that night, from midnight to 10 am, all the Nerd's reviews he had out at the time, so fucking comfy
>whenever I see James now, I want to cry
put on a glue mask. Wait for some time
then pull of the mask
But James, at his best, actually had legitimate jokes, and wasn't just spewing out garbage. It's more like when you're a kid and you watch your first Newgrounds flash cartoons, and think that it's the highest form of humor.
>But James, at his best, actually had legitimate jokes, and wasn't just spewing out garbage.
Yes, but I was also 25 or something. What James was to be at that age is like what Pewpew is like to a 12-year-old.
I find I can't watch AVGN anymore nowadays. Even old reviews I used to enjoy make me cringe like an asshole if I tried them now.
His countermonkey stuff is pretty interesting imo, but all he does otherwise is bitch about wraslan.
Kids would fucking love James, so I agree. The difference is slight.
James has more merit and I love him, but Pew is better at doing what he does, while James, for all his knowledge and passion, fails to make decent movies all in all.
I never understood how this could be. He's perfectionist, he loves his craft, he knows it well, and yet, his own creation is subpar in every way.
has this been posted yet
take face-soap or something for face cleaning (hand soap dries your skin like shit). Apply to your face. Wash it off with water. Now apply this process every day. Enjoy your clean skin. It isn't that fucking hard.
marzgurl best gurl
JO best Edward
Lupa best Tremors reviewer
Nchick best aborter/cucker/sjw/2010 slut
I'll just leave this here
He doesn't talk, quality if acceptable, game audio is too low, has no face cam.
if a streamer doesn't have good audio is doomed, spooony is specially fucked because he doesn't talk, go watch the biggest streamers, they all talk non-stop, they narrate what is happening on the screen when they don't have anything to say and thats fine.
But spoony? spoony is too quiet and that makes it not fun.
she has a pretty face and a plush body for fucking, what's not to like?
>Doug isn't a SJW, honest!
>Even his shitty le ebin flying vid is diverse
Yeah that girl sure loves food. Like half her posts are of cakes. And I'm okay with that
because that's my fetish
That does sound fun but I have my own girl for that sort of things. Last time it was feeding her ferrero rochers while fucking her doggy style so I think I'll manage to live a little longer.
who else fucks girls under his league just because he can?
I feel lonely and sad so I use girls that are nice and easy to get since they like attention from pretty guys too and jump you when you make the first move.
I hate myself too.
Can't manage to find a girl that does the same tho.
>PVA glue trick
Don't worry trying right, will get back with results
I'm not reading all that shit. But if she's truly concerned with making more money why doesn't she just get a job? A real one that isn't making shitty jewelry that spoony fans buy out of pity?
7 Buck Chuck is the only one from Channel Awesome that is still successful.
He has 2.3 million youtube subs, over 200k twitch followers, 190k twitter followers, probably like 1500 subs on twitch.
He is more than successful he is a small start of the internet.
Something like a B-rank-eCeleb.