Darth Vader's evil spirit takes over Anakin's body

But they burned it again

>>64514031
> darth vader
> anakin

>>64514077
>B-but the dark force energies kept the body alive!

Watch some bullshit explanation will be revealed.

He took over his own body?

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>>64514031
>Snoke
>Because it's a creature from the smoke

POETRY

Well, Andy Serkis said "he totally isn't Plagueis" so that rules that out...

Just like JJ said Thundersnatch wasn't playing Khan.

>>64514116
It's a figure of speech when Luke tells him, "I'm a Jedi like my father before me." Anakin and Darth Vader are one of the same but the dark side took over Anakin. Do you understand? They're not the same person.

>>64514172

what a load of shit

they aren't two different things.

its one man who made some stupid decisions.

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SNOKE WEED ERRYDAY

>>64514153

Naw man, see, it's like SNAKE, which is a mythological tempter, and he tempted Ben Solo ya? It's so deep.

>>64514031
Tell that to Kanjiklub

>>64514211
There's been moments in the EU where evil spirits take over bodies and shit. I wouldn't doubt it if JJ decided to pull some bullshit where the evil spirit of Anakin takes over his body while Anakin's light side is trying to save Kylo.

>>64514031
WE WUZ KINGS

You mean Plagueis?

>>64514439
u motha fuckaz are tha same ones who thought kylo was luke skywalker lol

Anakin
+
Plagueis
=
Supreme
Leader
Snoke

APSLS

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>>64514031
I can't take Snoke's face seriously.

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>>64514505
Holy shit.

>>64514031
>dat head wound

Palpatine's ghost possesses Vader's body after Luke left him on the Death Star 2.

>>64514998
this is most plausible

people saying that Anakin possessed himself are retarded

>>64514141
ive been saying this nigger looks like crackhead Azog with progeria

>>64514031
>Snoke's pic
WAIT WAT, IS THERE A BETRER LOOKING CAMRIP? OR A SCREENER?

>>64514154
>Well, Andy Serkis said "he totally isn't Plagueis" so that rules that out...

How does that prove it's not Plagueis?

>>64515987
The concept art that's been leaking are assuming that's what Snoke looks like in film. People need to realize the concept art is simply concept art. The pic in OP's pic is the actual scenes with Snoke.

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>>64514031

chronnerbrothers.com

>>64514077
Snoke looks kinda... melted.

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>>64514505
Now we are one

>>64514031
>Anakin's body

The one that disappeared from the universe when he died like Obi Wan and Yoda when their spirits became Force ghosts too?

>>64514644
I can't take snoke's name seriously.

>>64516647
>that snoke face

GENERAL

>>64514154
and kit harrington said "jon snow's totally dead lmao"

>>64516793
eh, it's better than fucking "Dooku"

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>>64514031
it fits

>>64516863
Not for me desu

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>>64514031

As someone who has an asymmetric face, Snoke's pictures trigger me a lot
Please spoiler them and put trigger warnings

>>64516968
>>64517048

how does that make any sense?

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>>64517048
The ass chin checks out.

>>64514031
Yesssss, I was going to make this thread eventually.

Snoke is Vader

>>64517048
So he's some guy who tried to put on vader's melted helmet and the attempt left his head forever deformed and scarred.

inb4 it's revealed he was making horcruxes

>>64517161
It's a red herring.

>>64517161
reddit

>>64517227
So shy does professor snape worship the helmet instead of his actual grandfather reincarnate?

>>64517245
It's not even that. It's pure dumbasses desperately trying to make pet theories fit.

>>64517288
The deformation of Snoke's face matches the deformation of the helmet.

>>64517048
this doesn't make any sense. vader's helmet is melted because look burned it in the funeral pyre. besides, the burn marks don't even match the disfigured parts of snoke's face,

>>64517288
it's hardly a fucking out of reach theory you sperg

The actual answer to snoke's mystery is not going to be anything that makes any kind of sense. Certainly not anything that has foreshadowing or clues of any kind hidden in this movie.

They know they couldn't give out any clues or even have a sensible coherent plot because the internet would crack it in minutes and then it wouldn't be a surprise.

>>64517329
Except it doesn't in any way other than that they are both deformed.

>>64517347
Except it is, since it's based on absolutely nothing and is literally impossible within the universe.

You people are retarded. More retarded than the Joker = Jason retards.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE

DARTH VADER WOULDN'T HAVE AN EVIL SPIRIT

HIS SPIRIT IS ANAKIN SKYWALKER

HE DIED A GOOD MAN AND BECAME ONE WITH THE FORCE

FUCK

WHY ARE PEOPLE THIS FUCKING DENSE?

YES I MAD

Andy Serkis says Snoke is an original character.

I'm curious how they're going to explain a dark lord of the sith popping up out of nowhere though.

>>64517414
Darth Vader and Anakin are literally two different people. Anakins spirt became one with the force but Darth Vader possessed his old body.

ITT pls gibe vader

>>64517414
>good man
>not good friend

>>64517467
>Andy Serkis says Snoke is an original character.

He was going to be a tiny fucking snake for a while so yeah, it's an original character.

>I'm curious how they're going to explain a dark lord of the sith popping up out of nowhere though.

Same.

>>64517467
Luke pooped it. Snoke is literally a Force shit

>>64514172
Either this is bait or youre an idiot

>>64517467
>>64517498
Easy. He's not a sith.

>>64517414
>anakin died
>darth vader lived on in the burned body
woew laddy

>>64517473
>Darth Vader and Anakin are literally two different people

They literally fucking aren't you retard.

>>64517414
>implying Disney's writers care

Thaey didn't give a single fuck about TFA, they're not going to give any more

>>64516079
you didn't do well in school, did you?

>>64517473
>Darth Vader and Anakin are literally two different people. Anakins spirt became one with the force but
Pulled directly out of your ass.

>possessed his old body
Which doesn't exist anymore.

>>64517528
>Easy. He's not a sith.

And the Resistance isn't the Rebellion and the First Order isn't the Empire, I know. The point still stands.

>>64517535
Tell me it wouldn't be an amazing twist if it turned out Vader wasn't Luke's father AFTER ALL and Anakin was still around somewhere

>>64517467
>there is balance in the light and dark side
As long as there are jedi, one would turn to the dark side if there are none currently, it's a fantasy movie you dip, doesn't have to make sense.

>>64517473
Please tell us you are not actually this stupid

>>64517613
people actually think hes his father?

>>64517634
You clearly dont understand how the force works

>>64517467
Oh come on. He's going to be someone we either know/ have heard about in the series, or he's a pastiche of EU characters/concepts.

I'm guessing he's some kind of failed clone of Vader or Sheev, or possibly another being created through manipulation of the force.

>>64517703
Do you?

>>64517528
This. Maybe he's not even force sensitive and his while body is fake, like the wizard of Oz.

>>64517613
>Tell me it wouldn't be an amazing twist if it turned out Vader wasn't Luke's father AFTER ALL and Anakin was still around somewhere

Neither of these things make any sense and no, they would be horrible twists.

>>64517570
>Pulled directly out of your ass.
You know when Han was talking his way out and Kylo was calling his own father "Han." That's the dark side talking not Ben you retard.

>>64514223
tell that to ganjaklub

>>64517227
>>64514031

What if Plageuis' ghost took over Anakin's dead body? Nigga does know how to cheat death.

>>64517788
I honestly can't tell if you're joking around with me.

>>64517809
> but himself
Nah he doesnt. Sheev told us

How can it be Darth Vader's body when his skull is still in the helmet you fucking morons?

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>>64516647
>TFA clearly takes some inspiration from The Old Republic
>Revan from TOR was conflicted between light side and dark side, just like Vader in both trilogies
>In TOR when Revan died, he actually split into two
>The light side part of him became a force ghost
>The dark side part of him refused to die and still lived in his body
HOLY
SHIT

SNOKE CONFIRMED VADER

SCREENCAP THIS POST NOW

>>64517048
It's Mace Windu.

>windu uses vapaad
>he's the jedi closest to the dark side
>uses his affinity for the dark side to redirect force lightning
>force lightning turned him evil
>finndu nuffin is his son

>>64514031
i mean, why else would they have another, more severely burnt sith lord? it's got to be him or atleast his body.

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>>64517788

You're fucking dumb shit. A fucking dumb shit. A dumb shit. So shitting dumb fuck me fuck me.

>>64514998
You mean Palpatine possessed the body Luke took to Endor so he could burn it, on the Death Star 2 that shortly blew up?

>>64517809
You mean the dead body that was burned at the end of the movie?

>>64517823
>>64517876
Why was Kylo calling his own father "Han"?

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>>64517866
Y-you might be right

>>64517914
Han Solo's name is Han.

>>64517861
His ashes are even under the helmet in that scene where Kylo Ren prays to the helmet. Seriously, Snoke isn't Vader.

He might be Sheev's clone or spirit, though.

>>64514644
are you saying you get a boner from snoke's face?
or do you not know what that image means?

>>64517914

That's his name.

>>64517952
Probably a dumb woman.

Reminder that TFA is not g-canon

It now goes

G-canon
D-canon (disney canon)
T-canon (Tv canon)
fanfic shit

>>64517866
people were saying snoke is vader before the movie even fucking came out.

>>64517940
>>64517961

No shit faggot.

You call your own dad "FATHER" or "Daddy".

DUMBASSES

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>>64517875
I said the exact same thing about Skull Face and Volgin, but I was horribly, horribly wrong about that.

>>64517993
and your post is retard-canon

>>64517866
they should've replaced guiness with new obi wan

>>64517570
>Pulled directly out of your ass.
Stated directly by Obi Wan in ROTJ

>Which doesn't exist anymore.
We never see it burn

>>64518022
>a
>your
>-

back to ESL

>>64517373
Snoke is a thousands of years old super force user and the progenitor of all sith.
He was asleep because of some Sith ritual or some shit like that and started gradually waking up when Sheev was killed.
The First Order builds an EVEN BIGGER STARKILLER in Episode IX that destroys solar systems no one cares about to show they mean business.

>>64514031
It's a failed Sheev clone that was dormant until Sheev died and possessed him.

Also, Rey is a direct descendant of Sheev. Episode IX will be nothing but Sheev, baby.

>>64518006
>HURR WHY DID HAN SOLO CALL HIS SON "BEN" INSTEAD OF "SON"
>IT MUST BE THAT THERE'S TWO DIFFERENT HAN SOLOS

>>64517877
Your body actually disappears when you become a force ghost (see Yoda and Obi Wan), so Snoke can't actually be the physical body of Vader. They only had the armor left, which is what they burned on Endor.

>>64517866
>TOR
>Relevant

>>64518082
I too thought that Rey was going to be a descendant of Sheev. I mean, fuck, I don't think Luke would abandon his daughter on some godforsaken hellhole desert to be molested by Simon Pegg.

Also, I'm thinking the British accent might be a clue.

>>64517565
>dude it totally isn't khan lmao
>dude it totally isn't blofeld lmao

Gullible retard

>>64518145
>I too thought that Rey was going to be a descendant of Sheev. I mean, fuck, I don't think Luke would abandon his daughter on some godforsaken hellhole desert to be molested by Simon Pegg.

FUCKING KEK

>>64517993
TFA counts as fanfic shit yes?

Get this -

Snoke is an original character. That's it. He's a random alien who was strong in the dark side and saw his opportunity to take charge when the Empire fell. That's it. We might get some elaboration on where he came from and what he believes, but he won't be a returning character or anything like

>Hurr durr Darth Plagueis
>Hurr durr Anakin's body possessed
>hurr durr evil sith lord force ghost

would all be retarded Shymalamadingdong tier twists:

>>64517993
G canon is irrelevant. George doesn't run the show anymore

>>64518070
>Stated directly by Obi Wan in ROTJ
Are you actually going to take Obi Wan's philosophical musings on identity literally?

That pretty much just shows how dumb you are right there.

>We never see it burn
1. His body disappeared when he became a Force ghost. That's what happens when you Force ghost yourself. Did you miss the deaths of Yoda and Obi Wan?
2. Even if his body didn't fade away, are you suggesting they stripped his old fucked up decrepid naked body out of his armor some time after Luke brought him down to Endor, and then just burned the armor, and in that scene his actual body is just lying somewhere in an Ewok hut?

This is how stupid you Vader/Snoke retards are. I honestly can't tell if you're just dicking around or serious.

>>64517613
So making Luke's and Darth Vader's whole character arcs in Episode 4 through 6 completely irrelevant is your idea of "an amazing twist"?
So Luke is in hiding because he found out Vader wasn't his father and he too became a depressed emo fuck?
Is episode IX just Luke and Kylo listening to emo core in a dark cave of Rakata Prime for 2 and a half hours?

>>64518201
>2016
>original characters

>>64517866
but he was fucking cremated

>>64518201
It's just people secretely hoping that the Snoke reveal won't be as retarded as "oh he just came along from nowhere"

>>64517329
So he took the helmet off, Died, had it put back on for the burning intact, then the fire crushed the helmet, while Vader burned into a pile of ash, and then the helmet was retrieved and the dent on it now corresponds to a wound that never occurred to a man that was a pile of carbon when the damage occurred. okay, got it

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>>64517227
Agreed. Screencap this and save it into a folder named "screencaps".

>>64518006
He didn't call him "father" because he doesn't respect him and he's trying to tell himself he doesn't love Han. He tells Rey something like "You see Han as the father you never had. Trust me, he'd disappoint you" or something to that extent

I'm amazed a children's movie was too complex for you

>>64518285
>you see Han as the father you never had
>have known him for a few days at most

WHY ARE THE WRITERS SO FUCKING SHIT

>>64517634
>one would turn to the dark side if there are none currently
Did you take the Sith Rule of Two literally that there WILL always be two sith no matter what?
Are you perhaps retarded?

>>64518201

Seeing as how everything else in VII was just rehashed ideas and characters from the EU, I find it really hard to believe that Snoke would be original in any way.

>>64518238
And Revan was blown up (somehow) by force lightning

And yet he came back!

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>>64518205
I like the idea of a recurring villain through all the trilogies, so they COULD do an ass-pull where - since Anakin was the chosen one and a perfect balance between light and dark - the light side of him could have had enough power to become a force ghost while the dark side of him had enough power to retain his body, which called out to Palpatine's spirit to fill it.

Total ass-pull, but we're already in for plenty of bigger ones in 8 and 9.

>>64514505

I don't get it.

>>64517048
so snoke's some kind of force demon birthed from vaders suit?

>>64518311
yeah that was pretty garbage, as well as much of the rushed as shit script

>>64518248

You mean the same "people" who will then transition to crying about "rehashes" and "pandering to nostalgia" in the event that he's rooted in the existing story? Still waiting for a single Star Wars fan ever to demonstrate even a basic level of self awareness.

>implying it's even possible to please the autistic neckbeard retards that constitute the Star Wars fan base

To me the one theory that makes the most sense is the one that supposes the Anakin creation story from Plagueis the novel is still canon.

In that book, Plagueis experimented with creating life and the Force responded by creating Anakin to balance itself out.

Snoke would be the creation of Plagueis, the anti-Anakin so to speak.

Another popular theory, Snoke = Plagueis, has its own problems, like how did Plagueis survive if Sheev killed him? Where was he all this time while the Empire rose and fell? Whereas this theory is plausible since Sheev thinks Anakin was Plagueis' direct creation and doesn't know about Snoke's existence, so Snoke could have slipped out into the Outer Rim (the place where you can disappear) and spent his time hiding and learning about the force on his own all this time until The First Order found him.

>>64518331
>since Anakin was the chosen one and a perfect balance between light and dark

>taking prequel garbage into account in a film literally made to make people forget about the prequels

ayyy lmao

>>64514153

Yeh, but is it as good as Nute Gunray™ ?

>>64518201
Cast and crew have said he's ancient and in the novelization he says he saw the empire rise and fall.

So I suspect you're broadly right, but Snoke will turn out to be an ancient evil creature (not a sith) that revealed itself when the sith were destroyed.

>>64518331
I'm glad people like you are no-where near a writers chair for anything.

>>64517048
Is it possible that Palpatine is inhabiting Anakins old body?

>>64518203
>actually caring about anything other than the original and prequel trilogies
Hell, even Attack of the Clones is stretching it

>>64518285
Why does Kylo Ren say to his own father, 'YOUR SON IS GONE."

Explain that retard.

>>64518331
teh rei will revive gannon.
knights the old of ren did nothing wrong

>>64518205
My nigga qui gon didn't disappear right away but he became a force ghost

>>64518381
Another weird thought popped in my head - this could sort of explain the similarity of his deformities to Anakin - if they were somehow spiritually linked maybe damage done to Anakin could have been felt by Snoke and even manifested in him as actual corresponding wounds.

>>64518091
Read the comment I was quoting, you idiot.

>>64518397
>a film literally made to make people forget about the prequels

It was literally made to make money, they don't give a fuck about the prequels or the OT or anything beyond making money

>>64518464
When do you ever see a Qui Gon Force ghost? All that's said is that Obi Wan will be able to communicate with him about five seconds before the prequel trilogy ends.

>>64518370
Some "rehashes" make sense in the story, others make no sense.

Rehashing an old villain makes more sense than taking a very powerful dark side user out of nowhere.

But for example, rehashing a situation where Jedi and the force are once again legends makes no sense whatsoever.

>>64518517
TCW my negroid

>>64518010

Yeah with MGSV I too learned that fan theories are usually much more complex and interesting than the actual official product.

From now on I now usually see the most lame and boring spoilers on anything as the most feasible.

Fuck you Kojima, I hope you get anal cancer.

>>64518517
Yoda heard him yell NOOOO while meditating, believe I

>>64518417

Possible, sure. In the EU (real canon, fuck Jewlo Ren) he has multiple clone bodies that his spirit inhabits after being killed by Vader. And since the new movies are just taking from the EU anyways, it's certainly plausible.

>>64518201
Any of those retarded ideas are better than Snoke being some random faggot who nobody has ever heard of.

>Oh, there was like, this OTHER Dark Lord hiding out the WHOLE TIME! Nobody knows about him though because he's super secret!

He obviously has some connection to the OT/PT.

>>64518559
So if we pretend that Anakin's body didn't disappear like the others in the original trilogy when he died, then he just got burned up instead.

Alrighty.

>>64518559
Star Wars my negro

>>64518381
>like how did Plagueis survive if Sheev killed him? Where was he all this time while the Empire rose and fell
He became a Force Ghost but desired physical form so bad he created a new body for himself using the Force like he created Anakin.
I'm not saying I believe that Snoke=Plagueis but it's could be easily explained, if the novel is considered canon

>>64518446
You're either fucking with us now, or you're actually a human being with a sub-40 IQ and the fact you've managed to gather the brainpower to start shitposting on the internet is astounding

>>64518517
You can hear Qui-Gon when Anakin kills the sand people.

>>64518638
Nono you're right, Anakin's body should have disappeared, I'm not the one you were talking to, just telling a brother where a brother might find more of based Qui Gon Jinn

>>64518613
That's what made me think of it. I just hate the idea of them pulling some all powerful force user out of their asses.

>>64514031

It's Sheev and his master you fool.

Sheev is the mind controlling it and Plageius is the corpse brought to life with the unlimited power of the force.

Finally, again, a new Star Wars thread

>>64517048
the one on the left looks amazing, they should have gone with that

>>64514031
Snoke looks ill, I want to comfort him

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Darth Plagueis and. Darth Sidious.

Darth Ouissam

is it possible that snoke himself is a force ghost?

>>64517048
The "beautiful marble sculpture that's been messed up" idea is great but isn't at all conveyed in the final product. He just looks and sounds like Generic Bald Villain #521.

>>64518665
You're the biggest fucking retard known to man. You should watch MLP fag. You don't even know what you're talking about shitbag.

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>>64518172
that should've been obvious in the first 5 minutes when kylo ren does some OP wishfulfillment shit like freezing a blaster bolt and turned into pic related

>>64518745
Darth Icky

>>64518809
I prefer Darth Insanious.

>>64518692

They won't make him 'original.' VII already proves that they are incapable of making any truly original concept for these new movies since literally everything came from the EU (just changed the names). Snoke will be heavily related to Palpatine/Vader/Plagueis in some fashion.

>>64518665
You're a fucking idiot for not realizing sooner that that was obvious bait

>>64518613
>real canon
>EU
Delusional saltmeisters crack me up

>>64518799
>This pic
>Kylo Ren
Someone just do it right now.

>>64518621
>Star Wars will go the way of capeshit and Dragonball Z where every trilogy will feature a new, more powerful sith
>a Star Wars movie every year, with a trilogy movie coming out every other year

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Can somebody describe Darth Plagueis personalilty?

Also, maybe Snoke and Plagueis are blood brothers, you know human/Muun shit whatever LOLZ.

Anyway and anyhow, Darth Plagueis is very powerful Sith Lord!

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>>64518909
>podracing

>>64517866
>taking plot details form TOR
>not KOTOR
>he played TOR long enough to know plot details

*clears throat*
Kill yourself

>>64518909
now do CIA

>>64517993
I know you're trolling but this is outdated as of 2012 with the storygroup remaking canon. There is only canon and non-canon.

Also, Sith cannot come back as ghosts as established by ROTS and TCW. This is why they're so afraid of dying.

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>>64518909
>death grips (the band)
well memed lad.

Sheev Palpatine
Hego Damask
Cyborg Jesus
Neutron Bomb
Dr Strangelove
Corn Cub
Son of Thunder
Milk Cow Fun
Corn and First Principe of Canada!!!

>>64518850

Hey I'm not the one who borrowed every concept in VII from the EU, changed the names, then tried passing it off as an original and new canon.

That was JJ, Disney, etc.

>>64518799
I wasnt a big fan of the character but what the hell is unreasonable about freezing the blaster? I thought that was one of the best scenes of the movie, made everyone in the theater have an "oh shit" moment and was something actually new.

>darth plagueis
>darth plague-is
>plague
>get it guys?
>Yes, George, we get it

>>64518909
> darth vader and what he started
10/10

>>64518897
>Can somebody describe Darth Plagueis personalilty?

All we know is:
>wise apparently
>wanted to overthrow Republic and raise Sith Empire
>thought the Force could strike back at him for abusing it
>scared of losing power

>>64517613
>Tell me it wouldn't be an amazing twist if it turned out Vader wasn't Luke's father AFTER ALL and Anakin was still around somewhere
Yes, that would be one hell of a twist. It would take serious balls to retcon one of the largest and most iconic twists in cinema history.

>>64518413
Oh yes, thank goodness we've got Rian Johnson on the case - he who handwaved the biggest problem with time travel in a movie about time travel.

>>64519053
seriously though
what did he start

>>64519058
>scared of losing power

That's the very basis of sith mentality tho

>>64518332
>APSLS

It sounds like Apples.

Somebody do an analysis comparing Haden Christianman's skull and Snoke's.

>>64518982
It's not that bad

Snoke is a "failed" clone of Sheev

Dicks! You all people are dicks!
Austic my ass, asshole
you motherfuck you.

>>64519103
The murdering of padawans

>>64518319
>dart plaguesis whose apprentice is darth sidious whose apprentice is darth maul
Rules?

>>64519061
Part of me actually wants this

I still headcanon them as separate characters whenever I decide to watch ANH without marathoning the rest of the trilogy

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>>64519147
It's treason then

>>64519161
That would be cool
Which is why we can't have it

>>64519103
Bringing peace to the galaxy. He already established galactic order and killed Sheev, now they just need to crush the Rebels/Resistance.

>>64519161
i actually wouldnt hate this
would be a decent twist

>>64519161
Not in a long shot.

>>64519185
You seem to think sith rules are like the fundamental rules of the universe

>>64519298
>there will be two sith no matter what
except when there were 3, or even 4 if that guy who was plaguesis' apprentice before he started experimenting on him was still alive.

What if i told you that Snoke
Is not Darth Plagueis/Sheev Palpatine/Jar Jar/ Anakin/Luke/whatever?

Please....

>>64519041
freezing the blaster bolt is an unprecedented feat, something I expect only a fully realized anakin skywalker can do.

Now I had no problem with this but they were inconsistent with his later force powers.

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"The Force is strong in this Thread/Forum" Darth Sidious aka Sheev Palpatine.

Also do you think that my baby son is cute?

>>64517703
im not sure what that fag was saying but the force is a yin yang. and yes that IS canon. too much light or too much dark cause an imbalance. so since luke started a jedi school, he imbalanced the force and it tried to self balance by shitting out dark force users like the knights of ren

>>64519347
m8 it was a rule made by a sith lord 1000 years ago to stop the ingifhting for power and just have one apprentice try to kill his master whenever he shows weakness, it's not like there's a sith police that checks if you don't have too many apprentices

>>64519429
Dont try to tell me about canon, you imbecile. You clearly dont understand how it works either

>>64519428
>white baby
What are you racist? Do you fly the nazi flag on your front lawn too?

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>>64519484
Here goes nothing

>>64517414
> Yoda and Obi both disappeared when they died
> Vader didn't

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>>64519484
pls don't give me 5 and 5

>>64519473
>Dont try to tell me about canon, you imbecile. You clearly dont understand how it works either

That's been a part of force canon. Sorry that your mother made you into a inbred retard.

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>>64519484
henceforth i shall be known as darth...

>>64519484
Time for edge

>>64518332
That guys an idiot

It should be PASLS

>>64518154
You really don't interact with people in real life do you

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>>64519584
...Ickor

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>>64519484
SHEEV SPIN

>>64519484
rolling

>>64519484
pls no 5

>>64519484
roll

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>>64519633
>Darth Maulus

I'm fine with that actually

>>64518909
Someone needs to add rick owens and gothninja to things he likes

>>64519473
thats how it works you nigger. that shit lucas said about the light side being the default and the dark side being corruption isnt canon and never was. it literally is a yin yang shit where they have to stay in balance because too much of one thing brings chaos. thats how it works now and they even give the sides literal personifications to drive it hard into your head that this is how it fucking works

>>64519483
hello reddit

>>64519484
Baney

>>64519483
He is just a baby, a cute baby.
So what he is white? What is the problem? Again he is just a innocent white baby.

>>64519428
Of course he's cute, all babies are cute.

>>64519575
Look here. If you are a force user, you either use it responsibly or you don't. If you feed chaotic emotions into the force, you get chaos out of it, which is dark side power. Balance was brought to the force when the emperor was killed and Anakin was redeemed. No more dark siders means no more chaos/imbalance. It's not a god damn yin/yang situation.

>>64514775
>>64516756
Are you two fucking retarded?

>>64519484
ye bruh

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>>64519619
>Vadsteel
now this is edgy

>>64519484

Cmon coldy

>>64518107
JJ said TOR is his favourite game ever, so.

>>64519700
Like poetry

>>64519700
hi george

>>64519484
Darth.....Dubs

>>64519721
You know what's funny about your post? This is what a Sith user would actually say. Jedi Masters would think otherwise that it's a Yin/Yang type of thing going on and that every beings purpose in the Galaxy is ran and thought out by the mighty Force of the galaxy.

>>64519484
rollin

>>64519738
>JJ has utterly shit taste

whod have thought

>>64519723
No, but are you fucking retard?!
You pathetic imbred autistic asshole!

>>64519823
I'll take that as a yes.

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>>64519721
thats not how it works you fucking idiot. holy shit. talk about making a gigantic fool out of yourself

>>64519723
>Autist can't tell from a joke

It's like all the smart people will pretend like retards pointing out all the flaws while they're at it and these fucking faggot *tips fedora* faggots can't even use their own intellect to pick up something that it's a joke. Come on fags get it together.

>>64518790
Don't dumb fuck with us horsefuckers you shit eating redditor. No one brings your shit up when dumb shit happens over there.

Damn this thread is full with a bunch of retards imbred fucks who cant get theire facts and theory straight, dammit assholes!

>>64519428
>his wife's son is white
Loser

>>64519484
roll

>>64519874
>he thinks hurr durr i am retard is a "joke"
Enjoy your retardation, my man. :^)

>>64519890
Pathetic

>>64519889
kill yourself

>>64519933
>Le intellectual reddit tier fag ACTUALLY posting on 4chan

Wow, so intelligent!

>>64519484
go

>>64519484
ralling

>>64519484
RAWLINS

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>>64519484

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>>>/qa/401841

You guys want a /sw/ board?

>>64519484
Rollin

When does Disney and Fox gonna release the unalterd version of Star Wars on blue-ray?

>>64520042
No fuck that

>>64518154
He was being sarcastic in that original post.

You deserve that extra chromosome

>>64519484
Rolling

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Cgi

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>ITT: Casuals who actually think they know everything about Star Wars

You're all fucking cancer.

>>64519984
Nice deflection. :^)

>>64519977
Go fuck and drown yourself, pathetic lifeform.

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>>64514031
he is the husband of Maz Kanata

>>64519484

k

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>faggots ITT getting upset that their headcanon isnt real and that the force canonically IS a yin yang
>literally a yin yang
pic related

cant have one without the other, they dont exist without each other, too much of either breaks the balance. deal with it cucks

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>>64519429
>>64519677
>>64519775
>>64519849

For the love of satan, is there a end at this thread?

>>64520128
the pic on the right is concept art and thats not even what snoke looks like in the film

At one point Snoke was a female

It's not Vader

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>>64520164
>>64520171
>getting #reckt even before you make your shitpost

>>64519484
Meh

>>64520195
>genders are binary

Found the shitlord

For once, i had a dream about...

>>64520135
>literally assravaged
kek.

>>64518982
*adjusts collar*
KnightsOTR was the inferior Star Wars game /thinks to self/is this guy serious?/ *clears throat* Kill yourslef kiddo *tips my hat*

>>64520164
>cant have one without the other, they dont exist without each other, too much of either breaks the balance. deal with it cucks

You sir, win the internets to you.

>>64520255
Niggers fucking your butt.

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>>64519484
Oh boy!

>>64519484
Darth Baneoogabooga

The Hatefull 8, out now on your local theater by Quentin Tarantino!

>>64520325
Can't even get the hair right. It's funny how they tried to give Rey a unique hairstyle, like Leia, but it fell completely under the radar.

>>64519484
>>64519484
Reddit

>>64519484
roll

>>64514306
>If I point out obvious symbolism, I can make it seem like it was SUPPOSED to be super deep and complex, but I'm too smart, and realize it's obvious

>>64520308
Niggers and kikes fucking you and your mothers vagina's and butt.

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>>64520350
Pretty sure they were going with the orthodox chosen people look

>>64520164
You literally can have one without the other

Snoke's track is the same song played in Ep 3 when Palpatine was telling Anakin about Darth Plagueis and essentially slowing outing himself as Darth Sidious and whatnot

nicest person you'll ever meet

>>64519484
aw sweet

>>64519484
leggo

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>>64518858
here you go anon

>>64520405
Oi rey! Its like anudda Shoah Wars

>>64516793
It's like tobby being madara in naruto, it's silly on purpose to hide his true powerlevel

>>64520410
they literally, in the actual meaning of the word, say you cant. and you cant because it would fuck the galaxy. the force would be crazy unbalanced. im not talking about individuals here

why did obi wan have those 2 giant warts on his forehead for all 3 movies

>>64520382
No.
U.

>>64519484
roll

>>64519041
I liked it because it felt like he is an annoying show off. Of course any jedi could freeze a blaster bolt, it's just a waste of fucking time when you could use barely any power and just flick it away or absorb it. (ala vader).

>>64514153
Snoke is the smoke monster from lost it will all be explained! Finally!

>>64519484
Rollan

>>64520515
you suck

>>64520354
This started on 4chan. Oh, the irony.

>>64519484
ebin

>>64518088
>IT MUST BE THAT THERE'S TWO DIFFERENT HAN SOLOS

so there's a bigger han, big whoop

http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke

>>64519347
Did you even read my fucking post you illiterate fuck?

>>64520534
Seriously, where the hell are you getting this from? I'm guessing TCW. I bet you think Revengeance and TFA are canon too.

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>>64520545
EVen then he looks a thousand times better than me

WHY EVEN BOTHER LIVING AT THIS POINT

>>64520572
>Insanious
NO FUCK YOU GEORGE LUCAS, MY NAME IS STARKILLAHxxX360 NOW.

>>64519484
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>64519484
Come on baby, gimme Darth Sheevius

>>64520586
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNOKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET

>>64519849
>actually unironically taking the fucking Clone Wars animation series seriously
Holy fucking shit are you retarded?

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>>64518909
kek

It's a palpatine-clone, get over it boys.

>>64520586
Think Snoke had two hands senpai

>>64520630
>>64520736
you dont have to like it you know. theres a lot of things i dont like, but i dont get a bitch fit and wrongfully argue that my version is the real one. you can simply just be upset that its not to your liking. take your autism somewhere else

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>>64518909
>dislikes
>my dad
>podracing

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>>64518909
FUCKING KEK OFF THE ROOF

>>64520598
you're mom sucked the wars out of my stars you fucking nigger

>>64520815
I was gonna say the same thing to you about the truth itself

>>64520815
No really, you take a planet with literal personifications of the Force, with the daughter being the light side and the son being the dark side and the father is the balance between them and their mother is some sort of eldritch Force monster locked up in the universe seriously?

>>64520792
You're right.
It's not like they have anatomically correct prosthetic hands or anything.

>>64518040
Obi Wan was always an agent of the light though. Anakin died when he embraced the Dark Side, and was replaced by Vader. Thus his force ghost is a manifestation of how he was at his end. This is also why Snoke being a possed Vader's body also makes sense, because it wasn't Anakin's body in that suit or on that pyre. It was Vader's and they are different entities.

>>64520923
Do you think he asked for a pale necrotic cyborg hand? Why not just fix his face then? And don't say it's decayed because then it would look robotic like Luke's hand.

>>64520916
you dont have to like it

>>64519484

fred durst

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>>64519484
rolling

>>64521030
Anakin was literally redeemed and turned back to the light at the end of ROTJ, though

>>64520545
why did you have that tripcode on your post

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>>64518909
one little thing

>>64521112
I don't and I refuse to consider TCW canon, no matter what you autists say.

>>64521068
>cybernegro SLJ

I'd pay for this honestly

>>64521114
hmm these padme wardrobes

Thanks for reminding me of how great the prequels were friend

>>64516855
Well he's quite clearly dead, he's just obviously getting revived

>>64521068
It's decayed.

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>>64521231
Have another.

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>>64521172

>>64521124
>>64521172
Here! Here!

>>64521367
>>64521388

>hey George we'll call him Dark Sidious
>Geroge: nah too obvious...I-I'll call him DarTH sidious
>b-but George isn't that borderline retarded to change one letter to make it a more goth sounding, it sounds like a parody of-
>George: STFU TOLKIENTARD ITS MINE I CALL IT WHATEVER I WANT DEAL WITH IT
>g-george only a sith deals in absolutes
>George: hah nice reference ;p
>hah ;)