>scientist character explains something >IN ENGLISH

>I need 10 minutes
>you have 5
>does it in 3

>whats plan be
>THAT WAS PLAN B

>>64512438
>What's plan B?
>RUN!!!!

>>64511123
>I need 2 years, and $100,000,000 in funding
>You can have five days and the rest of my package of gum
>It works out

>Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for visiting with us this evening. Now I've traveled across half our state to be here and to see about this land. Now I daresay some of you might have heard some of the more extravagant rumors about what my plans are, so I just thought you'd like to hear it from me. This is the face -- it's no great mystery.

>I'm an oil man, ladies and gentlemen. I have numerous concerns spread across this state. I have many wells flowing at many thousand barrels per days. I like to think of myself as an oil man. And as an oil man I hope that you'll forgive just good old-fashioned plain speaking. Now this work that we do is very much a family enterprise. I -- I work side by side with my wonderful son H.W. I think one or two of you might have met him already. I encourage my men to bring their families as well. Of course it makes for an ever so much more rewarding life for them. Family means children; children means education. So wherever we set up camp, education is a necessity, and we're just so happy to take care of that. So let's build a wonderful school in Little Boston. These children are the future that we strive for and so they should have the very best of things.

>>64512571
kek

>>64512571
lol

>white character says something around the black character
> IT'S BECAUSE IM BLACK ISINT IT WHITE BOI

>freighter gets boarded
>Tell that to Kanjiklub
every fucking time

>>64512562
What movie?

>>64512889
The Great Gum Caper

>>64512889
Tropic Thunder.

>>64512889
boco no pico

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>Plan A goes wrong
>"we need a Plan B"
>"Plan B? We need a Plan B, C, D, E; we need the entire alphabet!"

>>64512996
Name 1 (ONE!) flick where this happens

>>64512889
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

>>64513043
Fast 5? Maybe 6. I know Ludacris is the one who says it.

>ITT: The Martian

>>64513043
Scary Movie 4.

>>64513043
the anvil memer (1930)

>>64511098
>a character comes out as gay
>next scene is him taking it in the ass
>vile, vile stuff is shown on the pretext of being lgbt-friendly
>it becomes unbearable, i feel like throwing up
>lasts for half an hour
>saying it's disgusting will seem homophobic

>mfw you read the first letter of each line and realise what they were fucking on

terraforming? what's that?

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>>64513086
>asked for a flick
>replies with a joint

>>64513099
You aren't even trying anymore, are you Reddit?

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>I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO TO SURVIVE

>>64513141
Actually that's a cinema

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>post a frivolous shitpost
>"HELLO REDDIT!"

>>64513384
I'd say it's closer to cinerama.

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>científico carácter explica algo
>EN ESPAÑOL

>>64512769
>black guy encouraged to go check out the dangerous/spooky situation
>'Aw hell no! i've seen movies and the black guy always dies first'

>who will i be fighting?
*camera pans to tough guy*
>THAT guy??
>no no, the guy to his right
*camera swivels to even tougher guy*
>THAT GUY???
>nooo, behind him!
*camera zooms out, 180s, flips and spins to an anvil*
>oh brother!

>This is real life (character), not some kinda movie!

>>64513713
>Looks at the camera

>>64513080
I can't believe ridley blew it that hard.

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>>64512996

>>64513799
So fucking boss. I don't get why people dislike Cyclops so much

>>64513491
those are both the same thing though

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>title of the movie is worked into the dialogue

>>64513799
"Plan B" actually just implies 2 plans. The main one and the contingency. When people say "Plan B" you don't think "oh man, what's plan Z?"

This one-liner bullshit is part of why nobody takes comic books seriously.

>"I NEVER MADE A DEAL WITH KANJIKLUB!"
>"TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB!"

Why do they keep doing this?

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>>64514043
>And now we take a quantum leap forward. In every way, an improvement over the original. It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you, Robocop 2™
Fucking really?

>>64514043
i thought it was pretty soft handed in the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford

>>64514043
That's the point.


>plan A build a death star
>plan B, um... build another one
>plan C, um... build a bigger one with precision sun shrapnel

>>64512889
Rushmore

>>64514043
>title is just the female lead's name