ROOM'S NOT STINKY! ONLY WHEN YOU DO A FART! >This will

>>64506441
>SEE IT AND BE TRANSFORMED

OFFICIALLY NOT WATCHING THIS MOVIE, GOOD JOB PRETENTIOUS POSTER BLURB

>WE CAN'T GET A DOG JACK, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH... room

holy shit

>>64506868
Lol I know right?

>>64506441
I just couldn't stand the kid.
Fuck his annoying kid voice

>WE NEED TO GO BACK TO ROOM™

Dropped

I won't be tricked again after seeing Short Room 12

I was so waiting for the twist that jack was a girl and she was trying to keep that secret from not-fritzl.

of course then they escape after about 45 minutes and spend the rest of the movie whining.

>>64506996
Agreed. Only kept watching for a possible glimpse of Brie's little nips.

I hate squeaky little kids.

>>64506441
So it's another round of shitposting then? "Smells like balls" wasn't enough?

Just because a screenplay has the word "fart" in it doesn't make it bad.

8/10 i responded

>>64507986

Kek

>>64507986
Oh god lighten the fuck up man I was just having fun with an achingly maudlin movie.

The escape was cringeworthy retarded. I had to turn my eyes away. Still cried though

>>64506996
Normally I hate kids in movies, their terrible actors, but I was really really impressed with this little guy in Room.

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>>64506441
>This will probably win Best Screenplay
mfw it really is between this and "le quirky dialogue jew"

>>64508323
>"le quirky dialogue jew"
...Sorkin?

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>>64508189
>tfw annie teaches you a new word

>>64506441
But that's how kids talk

Are you telling me you never screamed poo at people out of your car window as a kid?

>>64508652
When I was six I called the teacher "penis breath" because Elliot called his brother that in ET. I wasn't allowed to watch movies again until I was 10.

I almost start crying when they come back to the room

do they fuck or not

>>64508756
>I wasn't allowed to watch movies again until I was 10
"Things that never happened" for $500, Alex

>>64508756
By the time I was 10 I already grew out of Tarkovsky. No wonder you're a pleb with such handicap.

>>64508976
I went to Catholic School son they took offenses like that seriously.

>>64508994
Oh, your parents are blue collar papist trogs, my apologies