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Your spaceship is traveling through an unknown quadrant and will take seventy years to reach Earth without alien technology or wormholes or something. On your first day, you meet a smuggler who lied to you and put your crew in danger so he could rescue his girlfriend. He offers to come and share his knowledge of this area with you. What do you do?
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Form an alliance with the Borg.
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>>64490165
kill him and eat him. marry his waifu for a while then throw her out in an escape pod before she gets fat.
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>>64490165
go and watch star wars
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use the array to go home while rigging it to explode after I leave and I also murder neelix then turn kes into my sex slave before she loses her looks

oh I execute the terrorists for being terrorists
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>>64490237

Such a cutie.
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Would you, /tv/?
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>>64490600
why, thank you :)
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>>64490165
Neelix and chill
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>>64490165

Fucking Christ /tv/ We go hours without a single trek thread and then out of nowhere three of them are started at the same time.

>>64491914
>>64491914


>>64491248
>>64491248
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people like this scary bitch why?
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>>64490165
I don't know, but Neelix grew on me, so I'm up against the fence.
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>>64493214
I wonder who would win in a fight between her and B'ellana.
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>>64493843
BEVERLY CRUSHER GOAN CRUSHEM BOAF
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woo hoo
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>>64493214

She beat the hell out of all sorts of aliens, she can fuck up an unstable half breed.
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>>64490165
Throw it out the airlock.
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>>64494301
yeah, but that halfbreed is half klingon

WUT NOW
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dem dick sucking lips
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>>64494301
>>64494564
>>64493843
B'elanna was in the Maquis, and Kira was in the Resistance (b/c Roh didn't make it to DS9). Maquis were wiped out, Resistance kicked the Cardies out. I think Kira is the bigger psychopath.
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>>64494092
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>>64490165
did all that really happen in the first episode?
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>>64495742
2nd episode I think
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>>64490911
All day, every day. Reptilians have 4 sets of muscles extra in their cloaca than human vagina do.
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What did Amanda Rogers end up doing after she left the Enterprise? A human who gains Q powers is an interesting concept and should be revisited at some point.
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>>64496192
Unless she travels back in time, there's probably no reason for her to be seen ever again. Q normally don't interact with humanity unless they are bored and it will be a long long time before that happens from a brand new Q.
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>>64490165
shoot him in the goddamned mouth with a phaser set on kill
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I would BECOME A BORG QUEEN AND THEN BLOW UP AND THEN GET TURNED INTO A Q
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>>64496192
she made 29 rikers to get gangbanged by, then got bored with them, made about 100 puppies and slept on top of them on a cloud for a little while. then pic related i guess.
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>>64493214
>Benjamin, I'm detecting heightened asspainium levels in anon's post
>lethal dosage in five minutes
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>>64496507
Peter David detected.
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>>64494626
So nice.
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>>64490165
How exactly was I supposed to know if this was a Star Trek thread without Star Trek General in the Subject field? I got lucky this time, but poor form OP.
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>>64495997
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>>64497895
The last thread that had General in the title turned into a 99% DS9 thread.
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>>64498474
repostan from the last general :)

i -just- woke up (worked overnight), and guess who had a dream set in the same episode. i dreamt the vulcan monks made everyone from enterprise a feast since we all got off the ship and were eating in the grassy hills outside the monastery, the snow having melted. there was workout equipment which everyone was happy about instead of being cooped up in the ship. the portions were tiny but delicious, and when i got a plat with some creamy taco things and a bowl of spinach soup, t'pol expressed interest in the soup as in "is that spinach soup" so i gave it to her instead of the other guys crowding around me and she ate it while the other crewmen and i shared the taco stuff.... i dreamt i shared food with t'pol. her interest in the soup was also in character for her. as in shes emotional about something but covers it up with a sort of blase politeness. pretty cute.
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>>64490165
>What do you do?
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These are not the same species. What happened?
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>>64500508
These are not the same species. What happened?
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>>64500466
Javik was so boring.
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People seem to hate Voyager but I liked it.

Memorable Characters besides Seven of Nine.
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>>64500663
While all of Trek is hit or miss in terms of quality, it is pretty well accepted that Voyager has the highest number of total stinkers of any series.

What are the most untrustworthy species in the galaxy? I nominate the Iridians. They seem to always be involved in shady dealings of one sort or another.
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>>64490165
tell him there is something wrong with his shithole of ship and while he waddles across the hanger i open the bay doors and decompress the trash out of my ship
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>>64490237
she wont go fat, just old really fast... i had fridge mold older than her...
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>>64500965
>it is pretty well accepted that Voyager has the highest number of total stinkers of any series.
no, it's not. take your headcanon elsewhere, mate.
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>>64500613
ask that the klingons... from being 16th century mongolians to crabhead niggers
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>>64496697
>>64500613
There must be some sort of casting law that all Trills need to be hot, from DS9 onward I don't think there's a single Trill who isn't smoking.
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>>64500508
Evolution
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>>64500965
Yes the Warp episode was awful but its the type of schlock you fondly remember for being so dumb.

Like Phantom Menace.
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>>64501028
>confirmed for having never watched all of voyager
Answer my question about criminal races instead of disputing objective facts.
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>>64500965
that one iridian that sold information to worf was actually a changeling
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>>64500965
>Voyager has the highest number of total stinkers of any series
Sorry, nothing will ever beat TOS, not even All Access Trek 2017.
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>>64501108
i've watched all of voyager about 4 times.
also, see: >>64501130
check and mate.
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>>64501077
Yeah I guess there's a certain charm in how bad some of them are, but there isn't any replay value in them. They're just bad AND forgettable which you can't even say about the animated series, which is at least memorable.
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>>64501169
>there isn't any replay value in them
You must be a DS9 fan.
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>>64501201
Don't play that game, I'm a TOS and TAS old school trek guy. Nice aspersions though.
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>>64501168
>i've watched voyager 4 times
Stockholm syndrome is a hell of a drug
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>>64501168

Why was Tuvok in Starfleet accompanying Kirk and the Enterprise in Generations?

And then working as a henchman involved in a dilithium heist in TNG?

And then as a starfleet officer again in Voyager?

Why was Tuvok's career so all over the place?
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>>64501270
VOY is pretty good. What's your problem?
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>>64501270
Voyager isn't that bad.

I mean he could be watching Enterprise.
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>>64501281
How come Dukat had another name in TNG?
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>ignore all spacial anomolies
>enhance entire ship with borg tech, have 7 enslave a handful of drones to work in engineering nonstop until thier biological parts started wearing out
>barter, trade, cheat and steal my way across the cosmos
>bridge decorated with Hirogen and Kazon skulls
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>>64501289
Voyager has too many large issues to be ranked along with 1st class trek.
>technobabble execution is weak
>3/4 of cast is awful
>Cucked the borg
>Captain was all over the place
I mean, I'll still throw some episodes on occasionally just to check back in but Voyager is definitely 2nd class Trek.
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>>64501388
Are you giving TOS a pass or something?
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>>64501409
>implying TOS doesn't get an automatic pass because it paved the way
TOS has it's fair share of clunky episodes too, just off the top of my head you got shit like Miri to slog through, but even the bad episodes still had that magic Kirk-Spock-McCoy dynamic to play off of. The best stuff in voyager is all Doctor - Seven centric, and they weren't really even important characters in terms of ship operations.
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>>64501169
>Not enjoying Bride of Chaotica
I think Voyager's strength is in characters.

The Doctor and Seven were great.
B'ellana And Tuvok were good.
Meh on Tom Paris and Chakotay.

Harry Kim would have been much better if he was a redshirt.
The one loser redshirt that somehow survives when he really shouldn't.

I know Janeway had weird characterization problems due to writers fighting over what she should be like but I still liked her in some episodes....when she was more of a motherly captain to Seven.

But then again I watched Voyager a lot as a kid over TNG since it was on basic poor channels. So I let a lot of things slide due to nostalgia.
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>>64490165
Use him for a while and then leave him on a planet
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>>64501500
The final episode of TOS has William Shatner impersonating an hysterical woman

TOS is ultimately a shame and a disgrace to all of Star Trek, it's even worse than the founding fathers of America owning slaves
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>>64501508
>B'ellana and Tuvok were good
Tuvok was great and really underused thorughout the show. I would trade five Chakotay episodes for one really good Tuvok episode.
>some things slide due to nostalgia
This is a real phenomenon that should be addressed in these threads. Sort of similar to how everybody has a favorite Doctor, everyone has their first trek series. You never love a woman or a trek series quite like you do your first one.
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>>64501388
>spock will never penetrate you with is nine inch vulcan cock
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>>64501281
because he got fired from combing through the desert in a big round helmet
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>>64501302
I am currently watching Enterprise for the first time ever, currently in 1st season. I am liking it so far, saw Andorian Incident this morning and the next two or three episodes a while ago. They're not bad at all, I might have to place this as my second or thrid favorite Trek if it keeps up this way.
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>>64501558
>An episode from the turd season makes the whole show a shameful stain on America
You must be trolling. There are way worse things in TOS that that one. The space hippies come to mind...
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>>64501338
yes?
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>>64501615
That's actually my favorite TOS episode. The drama between Spock and McCoy around who gets to sacrifice himself to save the ship is top notch stuff.

I also like every episode that starts off where the crew is about to go on vacation, only to get interrupted by an anomaly.
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>>64501678
Of course there were worse things in TOS. TOS was awful through and through with only a handful of bright spots. It's easily the worst Star Trek series and Voyager is better in every measurable way. Even Enterprise is better.

The final episode of the entire series being William Shatner impersonating an hysterical woman is singularly horrific, though. There's no worse final episode of any Trek series.
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>>64501309
Why was Neelix in the delta quadrant when he's already a Ferengi?
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>>64501718
Can any Trek- hell, can any TV show compete with the Kirk/Spock/Bones dynamic?
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>>64498202
>tfw got in trouble talking about that episode with another kid who also watched Enterprise
Apparently Mpreg is a taboo subject worthy of punishment
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>>64501837
Top Gear
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>>64501786
>Even Enterprise is better.
Ok lad, I think it's past your bedtime. Your posts are losing structural integrity.

Why are you so hung up on the final episode? Why would we judge any other trek series on it's finale? Also TOS got canceled so it's not like that's how they planned to go out or anything.
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>>64501667
This, Enterprise is better than People give it credit for.
Minus the fucktarded theme from the last few seasons
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>>64501837
>you will never explore the galaxy swapping bantz with your two best mates
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>>64501834
Who?
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>>64501883
TOS' imminent cancellation due to its general shittiness was known about two years before it actually happened. It got the Dollhouse treatment, not the Firefly treatment. There's no excuse for William Shatner portraying an hysterical woman in TOS' final episode. That's just insanely dumb and par for the course for TOS.
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>>64501923
who is that supposed to be motherfucker?
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>>64501952
Is that the only scene you have seen from TOS?
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>>64501901
>last few seasons
>A few is 3 at minimum
>Enterprise has 4 seasons
wew lad, did you let a Pakled program your calculation matrix?
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>>64501967
I've seen all of Star Trek including every scene from the final episode of TOS which includes William Shatner portraying an hysterical woman. Sorry to perturb your ad hominem attack.
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>>64490600
yuck
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>>64502024
So that's a big yes.
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>>64499136
oh yeah this is from seeing the andorian incident today btw.
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>>64501952
>general shittyness
Well since the adventures continued with the same cast and writing team in the animated series I would argue that the episode you seem to have some sort of preoccupation with isn't even the finale.

Do you judge Ds9 based on profit and lace too? Or TNG for SubRosa? Or EnT for A night in sickbay?
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Sorry theyre small I should use screencapture instead of snipping tool on a reduced window. I'll start doing that instead.
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>>64502119
Cant get over how fit this chick is
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>>64493214
i like strong women anon, what can i say? :^)
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>>64502056
finale of TAS > dog shit >>>>>>>> finale of TOS
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I was watching Enterprise years ago on TV and the last episode the Enterprise was surrounded by alien ships demanding the transfer of Archer, but he was transported somewhere else when he stepped into the elevator. After that they stopped airing the show. Does the show end on that cliffhanger or is there more?
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>>64502165
So ok I'm watching it right now. What besides "Kirk acts like an hysterical woman" bothers you so much about this episode?
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>>64502194
I guess what I mostly don't like is that it's thoroughly terrible and the worst episode of star trek compared to every single other episode or film, animated live action fanfic JJtrek or otherwise
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>>64502180
That cliffhanger sounds a lot like the ending of the first season (which is picked up at the start of the next). The show went on for three more years.
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>>64502220
It's pretty sexist I'll give you that, and the teleplay is worse than usual, but I can't say yet if it's worth than Spocks brain.

I thought the mind swap machine made a nice funny sound though with the theremin.
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>>64502119
>>64502150
Her bolted on balloon tits are just too fake for me, and I'm not one of those guys who instantly hates fake tits.

That said, the rest of her is still top grade.
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>>64502274
Well that's nice, i have alot more to watch then. Just need to get my hands on the rest of the show.
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>>64501168
>i've watched all of voyager about 4 times.
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>>64501981
lol donnu
whenever the theme went full Country
what are you some kind of nerd
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>>64501981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lxIL1WlxSQ
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>it's a /tv/ is so desperate to stroke their egos by being contrarian they'll willingly brainwash themselves into thinking Voyager is even remotely worth watching, let alone good, just to try and rustle the people who watch the actual decent Trek series thread
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