Does /tv/ love Xena?

>>64487004
The show is bad but lawless is hot as fuck

I love parts of her

Did Larry David tap that?

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>>64487073
>the show is bad

I respectively disagree with your opinion.

>>64487004
How is that "armor" supposed to protect her?

>>64487687
>not appreciating sexy armor bikinis
UNCULTURED SWINE

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>>64487004

Just started rewatching it this morning. It's one of my favorite shows.

>wonder woman will ever be a sexy amazon with thick power thighs
ffs baka

>>64487741
No, I am appreciating it, but what I'm saying is how would that armor protect her sufficiently

>>64487907

It doesn't considering she dies in that episode.

>>64487907
By showing her body to wrap her enemies while they lower their guard

>>64487004
She was 20x hotter in Spartacus
Anyone have that shot of her walking away from Batiatus and her ass is visible?

Jesus christ she turned from hot chick to TOP TIER MILF

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>>64487687
>>64487907
This is the armor she wears for 99% of the series

>>64487920
Her outfit choice in Japan was pretty cunning considering that getting shot was part of her plan

I heard she was forged in the heat of battle.

I remember my mom used to love that show.

The show wasn't awesome. It was watching everyone enjoy acting enough to give a damn about their performance that was awesome.

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>when you realize Xena was nearly invulnerable because her real father was Ares

>also she banged Ares

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>>64487004
yes

I don't think they ever held a thread for 3 days

but then again, I think you already know this

>>64488018

Just one mom, or both moms?

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>64488112

Eh, Greek mythology was like that. I was only mildly surprised to learn that Zeus wasn't somehow his own mother, father, and daughter.

>>64488208

tfw Xena is everything that /pol/ hates. Grrl power, homoshit everywhere, multiculti hijinks, racemixing, and trannies abound.

>>64488112
>her real father was Ares

what?

>>64488369
nice

>>64488407

It was implied in the Furies episode, but the writers swept it under the rug afterward.

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>>64488369

Xena in a lot of ways is just a better version of boudicca.

A non-failing one anyway.

Considering the fanbase for xena was a bunch of young dudes, I don't know about what it did for grrl power.

And the show openly takes from every mythology so I suppose?

no clue what you mean about trannies unless you mean joxter comedic hijinks

>That hypersexualized cultural appropriation of a costume

So glad nothing like that would get through today.

The show is only watchable once you come to terms with how shitty 90s family programs were.

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>>64488508
Scariest, funniest and qtest villain all rolled into one desu.

>>64488508
calisto > xena

>>64488506
>the writers swept it under the rug afterward

remember when things were implied in shows but left unexplained??

>>64487004

>Does /tv/ love Xena?

No. I'm not into dykes or their TV propaganda.

http://www.factfiend.com/xena-warrior-princess-probably-gay/

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>>64488508
>Considering the fanbase for xena was a bunch of young dudes
I bet you think it was all boys who watched Buffy too

>no clue what you mean about trannies
Xena helped one win the Amphipolis beauty pageant

>>64488508

The fanbase for Xena is mostly dykes.

>>64488508
>Considering the fanbase for xena was a bunch of young dudes, I don't know about what it did for grrl power.

It was made for young girls and was responsible for plenty of homosexual awakenings.

Wooden acting, shitty writing. It's a /tv/ classic!

>>64488668

It was a homosexual indoctrination tool.

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>>64488112
>yfw that episode where her greatest foe reincarnates into her baby

>>64488600

Fuck Calisto is hot. I mean all the girls are hot, but Calisto is so goddamn sexy.

>>64488667

well thats obviously false seeing as this thread is all dudes that grew up watching it.

Guys just have no incentive to go to cons while lesbians do.

I mean it was great coming of the age bait show

which turned out to be pretty great for other reasons

that episode where she blackens herself to assassinate caesar butt naked was great.

>>64488641

I bet I think majority of it was seeing as how the show was paired with hercules. I would argue that show had more women than guys.

My grandmother loved hercules.

>>64488635

she had kids, you got to let it go bro

>>64488778
>love scifi
>lucy lawless is hot as fug
>friends keep telling me i'll love Xena
>keep trying to watch it
>it always gets boring after like 2 episodes

Fantasy bs is the worst

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>>64488600
>that scream of hers

>>64488853

This is not a show you take seriously. This is a show that you leave on while eating or doing something else, waiting for girls talking like girls or someone being a smartass or Aphrodite's tits

>>64488811
>this thread is all dudes that grew up watching it.
Uh huh.

>>64488853

The first season is kind of shit. Especially the first few episodes of it. Though if you just don't dig the whole fantasy thing in general, then I guess it can't be helped.

>>64487977
Honestly Spartacus wasn't even worth watching after she and Viva Bianca's characters bit it.

>>64488778
>>64488857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJDRXz4NllE

>2015
>still hot
>still gets paid to show up at xena cons and do the scream

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>>64488600

I think Alti was a scarier, and more effective villain. Callisto is great though.

>>64488811

>she had kids

It's a classic hollywood beard marriage. She's a dyke. The show was made for dykes. The entire thing was a homosexual indoctrination tool.

It's hilarious that idiots in denial still think that someone being married, or even having kids, doesn't mean they can't still be a total homosexual. This is Hollywood you laughable retard.

>Make dyke television show.
>Have no career afterwards.

One of the writers for the later seasons was literally a Xena/Gabrielle fanfic writer before she got hired. All that subtext wasn't unintentional.

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i laughed when xena dragged gabrielle with her horse and was gonna throw her off a cliff

then in some dahak episode gabrielle fell in the lava and i started laughing again and then callisto started laughing and i laughed even harder

>>64489129
She's doing pretty well for herself nowadays.

>>64488921

well I am a guy, I love pussy so I know you're at least a little wrong already and knowing this place majority or most are guys as well

you just want to pick a fight about something and reality is you have no clue what you're talking about and in a lot of ways come off somewhere between a stormweenie and a self hating faggot.

Go make a hercules thread if you hate pussy that much.

It's best if you ignore the action sequences and instead treat it like a wacky ancient greek era lesbian road trip.

>>64489092

So suddenly you care what women think?

I thought women are just warm holes to pop kids?

Kids are kids regardless of how they're begat. I mean if you gave that much of a shit about image you would be on a crusade to remove hillbillydom from white people. I mean if perception is that big of an issue.

>>64489182
Me thinks the anon doth protest too much

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>complaining about lesbians that are pretty

>>64489163

I hated Gabrielle until she went warrior woman with mazos,

The Price episode in end of season 2 where xena is helping athenians kill savages was great.

>>64489182
>a bunch of dudes posting on 4chan = the entire demographic

This show is literally known for being associated with dykes. That's not 4chan shitposting, that's just how it is. You like pussy? Awesome, so do a bunch of the girls who like this show.

>>64489277

Said the faggot

>>64489347

Then go cry somewhere else faggot.

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>>64489145
Liz Friedman is the greatest woman that ever lived.
>wrote for House, gave 13 a girlfriend
>wrote for Once Upon a Time, made Emma and Regina flirt constantly
>wrote for Elementary, gave girl Watson and girl Moriarty more tension than a bungee cord
>wrote for Special Victims Unit, gave Olivia and Cabot an emotional connection that no man could ever understand
>wrote for Orange is the New Black... ended up writing episodes of Orange is the New Black

>>64489182
That's some grade A reading comprehension you got there.

>>64489277
Uh... yeah. I'm totally going to go watch football and play some Call of Duty and then jerk my big penis to Kim Kardashian because 4chan is a site for dudes like us.

>>64489182
>I can't read

Nobody said this show attracts the attention of male homosexuals, just female ones. Why would gay dudes be interested in a show about two hot girls with a vaguely homoerotic relationship?

>>64489403

Data, lets go with facts any since you want to whine about degeneracy and other shit that nobody cares about, you silly mountain niggers love your infographics.

I thought it was a universally accepted idea that Xena and Gabrielle spent more than a few nights scissoring by the campfire.

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>>64489403

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>>64489309
When Gabrielle is annoying the shit out of you but the purest love game ridiculous

>>64488211
My mom is extremely homophobic so she mentally blocked all the lesbian innuendo

>>64489611
Don't they kiss each other at least once and practically profess their undying love for each other like five times

That shit just wasn't subtle at all toward the end of the show

My first Yuri anime

>xena commissions sappho to write a poem about gabriel in one episode

That's like peak capacity gay

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>>64489403

>tfw gay dude
>tfw Xena WP is my favorite tv show

I dunno man, it's just a fun show.

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>>64489672
There was literally an episode where a fangirl cloned Xena and Gabrielle in the modern day just so she could ship and harass them

>check IMDB
>it's the lowest rated episode of the entire series
lel

>>64487004
No. I don't like watching transsexuals perform Greek myths. That's just me.

>>64487907
It's basically lightweight armor that's just there for luck, pretty much, but she has the advantage of being completely mobile.

>>64489866

thanks for bumping the thread bro, i'm sure some day people will care what you think.

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I like how xena basically cucked hercules out of all it's writers, stuntmen, props and camera crew

and fame

>>64489954
Aww little closet case realized he likes cock. It's ok lil buddy.

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>it's a sexual innuendo that completely flew over your head as a kid but you fully understand it now as an adult episode

>>64489866
>transexuals
I don't think you understand what that means lel

>>64489996

ironic that you're disparaging a show full of pussy

>I know you are but what am I

stop projecting, let it go

>>64489945
She also has the advantage of being approximately as strong and much faster/more skilled than Hercules

Feats like butchering nearly the entire Olympic Pantheon and defeating the Archangel Michael in a swordfight hint that Xena's way above and beyond any flesh and blood human being.

>>64488635
>>64488811
>2016
>sticking with traditional heteronormative roles

>>64488811
>well thats obviously false seeing as this thread is all dudes that grew up watching it.

>4chan represents the opinion of the public
leave your basement every once and a while You'll hear females talk about Xena more than you ever will hear a male.

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>>64490023
>>64490048

>>64488369
you might think that, but you'd be wrong. there's an innocence in the Xena show that is leagues better than the toxic progressive agenda of today.
go ahead and make a Xena thread in /pol/.

>>64489987

Kevin Sorbo is basically a /pol/ goon these days, and wildly butthurt that Xena eclipsed his show in popularity.

>>64490055

I like labels backed by science so no, definitely not a progressivist, I love women.

I mean when people coming out of the red and white terrors in russia sound exactly like you and your label breaking ideology, I would be worried

Unless you want to be a communist

>>64490125

No one who talks about /pol/ actually knows what /pol/ feels on most subjects.

Xena's definitely not a show I could see them complaining about, it's far too campy and tongue-in-cheek.

>>64489092
She's married to Robert Tapert, who produced Evil Dead which has a fucking tree rape scene. If she was actually a dyke, she wouldn't marry him because she admit when she first saw that film, it outraged her and her feminist side to the point where she wanted to confront them about it. She ended up falling in love with him.

>>64490110

A pol-nigger is telling me to leave the basement, there has to be some kind of epic pottery for this statement

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>>64490019
>completely flew over your head as a kid
>imbliggi diggi

>>64490125

That's because most people haven't watched Xena recently enough to remember what alls in it it aside from a couple ambiguously gay chicks.

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>>64490217
Her character in Evil Dead is also a lesbian

>>64490244
so it bothers you? sounds like you're the intolerant one.

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>>64489092
>The entire thing was a homosexual indoctrination tool

>>64490138
again with the /pol/ bashing? you are seriously insecure. I can pick out all of your posts with ease.

>>64490217
To be fair even he admitted that scene is terrible didn't he

>>64490298
>if you play a gay character, you must be gay in real life
Also, maybe you should look into the production of the show, and realize some of the people that worked on this show worked on Xena. I'm pretty positive that the undertones between Ruby and Amanda are a small reference to Xena with Gabrielle

>>64489244

>So suddenly you care what women think?
>I thought women are just warm holes to pop kids?

What the hell are you talking about? You're clearly a triggered lesbian.

I never said any of that you stupid fuck.

Xena is a dyke show designed to indoctrinated future dykes. Deal with it. Idiot.

>>64490434
>I'm pretty positive that the undertones between Ruby and Amanda are a small reference to Xena with Gabrielle
I hope so and the entire second season has Ruby and Deadite Amanda as an evil power couple

>>64490412

Are you just mad about the 'goon' bit, or being associated with Kevin Sorbo?

>>64490428

so terrible he kept it in the remake?

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How is this outfit supposed to protect Hercules in battle? It's totally unrealistic!

>>64490514

His body hair is as strong as adamantium

>>64490498

I don't think you're the one that can deal with it pol nigger and as a male, you're seriously insecure and probably believe in one of the sand nigger religions and cry about degeneracy when you're no better than the limp dick lefties and their spacespace and micro aggressions and whatever nonsense they come up with.

Literally no different. Any dude that has ever lived with a woman that isn't her mother knows majority of the time you just have to tune out half the shit they think but my point was you're a hypocrite because people like you want to reduce them to comatose baby machines and then talk about hollywood marriage beards..they're still having kids.

Biology.

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>>64490550
It freaks me out how accurate porn parodies these days are with canon, continuity, costume/prop accuracy and even in-character behavior.

Are the people who make porn actually just huge geeks?

>>64490412
>again with the /pol/ bashing?

Yeah, again with the /pol/ bashing. It brings us a lot of traffic. I 'm not going to disregard it as an argument over an insult. So pick your price or move the fuck along.

>>64490550
>Xena not Gianna
Who dis ugly bish

>>64490657

Have you never been to a Halloween costume shop?

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>>64490766
The DC porn parodies look more comic-accurate than any of the frigging movies do.

>>64490657
It's because of fair usage laws that they can have accurate costumes.

It always bugged me how unattractive Gabrielle is. She looks a littl ebetter with short hair, but really she is just a real dog. No idea what they were thinking. Every side character they come across is even more attractive.

>>64490693
>that entire post
i can almost hear your pained mooing.

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>>64490766
not him, but if you actually watch the porn parodies, they have higher quality costume than you can get at costume shops. I think they might have some kind of deal with a company.

like pic related looks very much of quality of what they used on the original show

>>64490753
>sit-ups after sex
>gabrielle left speechless
this bitch is alpha lol

>>64490815
she's a girl next door character. a tomboy plain jane.

>>64490890

Thats more to do with fitting than anything. Its not unusual for a porn studio to have a makeup crew which properly fits all the costumes.

>>64490138
Didn't he get cancer?

>>64490886
FUGGGG

>>64490815

Shes the girl next door, that girl you sat next to in school who you could always rely on, a hangout buddy which you realize in hindsight years down the line was the perfect waifu

>>64490886
>I want to be the girl on the left more than I've ever wanted anything in my entire life
Fuck, what does this mean

>>64490965

he got injured and then got a disease that essentially keeps him in perpetual pain and largely crippled him.

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Surprised no one posted this so far. It's obligatory in all Xena threads.

>>64487004
>tv will never be this fun again

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>>64490886

I swear to god I hate these double standards when a women gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty cute fun.But when I order my 240volt Fucc master Pro 5000 blow up doll with 6 speed revolving pussy,and elastic anus with non drip-semen collection tray,together with optional built in realistic rape scream apparently I'm a fuccin pervert!

>>64490886
gib sauce
like name of video and actresses

>>64490965

Kevin Sorbo from wikipedia:

In late 1997 while on a publicity tour for Kull the Conqueror and between the fourth and fifth seasons of Hercules, the newly engaged Sorbo experienced an aneurysm in his shoulder which caused three strokes.[22][23] As a result, he was weakened for the next several years, a condition kept secret from the public while he recovered. During the last two seasons of Hercules (the fifth and sixth, which aired in 1998 and 1999), Sorbo had a reduced filming schedule to accommodate his condition, and more guest stars were featured in the show in order to reduce Sorbo's duties.[24] The strokes, thought to be triggered when chiropractic manipulation of his shoulder released multiple blood clots from the aneurysm, left Sorbo with a permanent 10 percent vision loss, weakness, impaired balance, and migraines.[25] In his 2011 autobiography True Strength, Sorbo revealed the details of his injury and how his wife Sam helped him recover.[26]

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>>64491036
Victoria Pratt is so believable as a woman who could actually beat the shit out of somebody

>>64491036
Wasn't this a children's show

Why does this look like it's the opening to some bad vintage porn

>>64491114

Three strokes? At his age back then? He does not have long on his clock.

>>64490842
>missing that reference
are you new to /tv/?

>>64491114
>>64491031
That's fucking sad

>>64491036
this show aired at like 4pm or some shit, i used to watch it after school

the 90s were a different time

>>64491212
i obviously don't watch movies or tv

>>64488369
>everything that /pol/ hates. Grrl power, homoshit everywhere, multiculti hijinks, racemixing, and trannies abound.
They hate it because they're embarrassed that they crave it.

>>64491271
why? doesn't your church allow it?

>>64487004
Saw her tits in Ash v Evil dead.

So I guess so

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>>64491186
"TV-PG"

>>64491360
THANK YOU NEOCONS

>>64487687
She can parry light attacks with the bracers and not get stabbed in the minge.

>>64491329

>not seeing her everything in WATCHMEN

>>64491458
in watchmen? you mean spartacus right?

>>64490886
you dont like Gianna? Are you feeling ok?

>>64491581
Gianna is literally a pig who's learned to walk around on two legs like it's people

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>>64487687
She wields a weapon that can kill immortal gods. She doesn't need "realistic" armor.

>>64488208
oh man, this was my favorite fake ever when i was a kid

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best xena

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>>64491329

>>64491669
I don't blame you

>>64491610
you wont be happy shes probably coming back to the biz soon then

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Iolaus from Hercules went on to direct episodes of Xena and directed an ash vs evil dead episode as well

>>64491458
She was in that?

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rip

soccer moms and child psychologists ruin everything.

>>64492405
It was worse living through it in the late 90's and early 00's. GTA was the worse crime against Humanity apparently.

>>64492469
The woman who fought to ban GTA and Doom is the frontrunner to be President now.

The ride never ends.

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>tfw no qt amazonian gf

jdimsa

>>64492512
that is not Tipper Gore

I had started to watch Xena on Netflix a few years ago but it was removed and I haven't watch it since then. I wasn't even far in season 1. I hope they put it back someday.

>>64491267

The 90s encouraged tits and ass as much as possible because Hollywood fought to break the dominance of conservative soccer mom media groups, which in turn fought a vicious culture war against all forms of media and entertainment. Ultimately the entertainment medium benefited, as it allowed more room for creativity and darker narratives alongside raunchier stuff.

>>64492469

Doom was worse than Columbine.
GTA was worse than Doom.
Pokemon was worse than GTA.
Rock music was worse than Pokemon.

I don't know which era is better, though. On one hand, more and more people gradually woke up to the fact that all these scare tactics were ultimately bullshit by the turn of the century. On the other hand, more and more people gradually buy into the current liberal narrative of the media mob police. Can't criticize Jack Thompson if he is a she.

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>>64493256
it's on netflix right now

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>>64487004
season 2 gabrielle was hot
that midriff and hair

i fapped everytime she was on screen

Is Xena one of those shows that were very popular once, but now people barely talk about them? I think Buffy and X-Files are much better remembered

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>>64494896
Shorthaired gabby was the best to be honest

>>64491360

>not sure if aroused or scared.jpg.exe

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the comedy episodes were great

>>64495087
>Mathew Modine takes initiative
>"Get this hothead out of here!"

>>64490514
God's not dead, he's just a bad dad.

>>64495087
>>64495312

Oh God.

>>64495312
CANNOT
UNSEE

>>64488369

So you might say that /pol/ is... Xenaphobic

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As someone who loves Conan the Barbarian, will I like this show? Does she act like Conan or are they similar?

>>64487687
Don't know, ask the male who designed it that question

>>64487004

im surprised that no one mentioned the nude lucy lawless in ash vs evil dead. (She is a MILF indeed)

ITT: TRIGGERED DYKES LOL

>>64496001
Funny way to spell "horny" son

Oh fuck. It's the American prude hour. Going back to sleep.

>>64496028

ITT: ANGRY GAY BOY

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shitposting in a Xena thread should be a bannable offense

>>64495756
She broods a lot, fights creatively, is fairly well-educated, indulges in vengeance, has more than one sidekick and knows how to infiltrate places, but there's more toned down violence in MOST episides.

Yes to both, I suppose. Keep in mind that's it's a children's/young adult's show in many ways, even if the writing transcends that.

My biscuit pleasing rod is happy

>>64496077
You're that guy from earlier aren't you

Have some impractical middrift-baring armor to calm you down

>>64496279

LOL PROJECTING YOUR GAY

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>>64496279
>>64496317
Forgot the image like a retard, now you can chill

>>64490657
>Are the people who make porn actually just huge geeks?

The ones who make these kinds of films certainly are a lot of the time.

>>64496381
Renee might not have ever been on Lucy's level but damn her eyes are gorgeous.

>>64496426
Forgot link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-hVIei_KKY

>>64496381

LOL DYKE BITCH

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>>64496554
Oh no, you're still angry. Looks like I'm gonna have to keep posting midriff.

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fun fact, xena didn't show her tummy until season 6

also her boots are nikes on the inside

>>64488369
Good thing we're not in /pol/ then, you cancer

>>64491016
What was it?

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>>64487004

>>64496794
pheonix marie and piper perri

Who else got a bangs fetish because of Xena?

>>64487687
shes from ancient greece, thats pretty standard armor for someone who wasn't in the army.

>>64496845
Who was on the left?

>>64495087
>>64496381
This. I wasn't attracted to her at all until her short hair era. It totally suits her face/build way more

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>>64487004
Xena 2.0 is better
fucking fite me fegits

>>64497721

The 100 started with a teenager vibe then quickly went 100 mph the other way as if the creator got fired and they hired a biker to take his place.

>>64497803
Didn't they get new writers mid season 1?

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>its a 'Lucys everywhere' episode

>>64495731
Underrated post
Can't remember the last time I laughed out loud to a post

>>64488208
That gives me a boner, if you catch my drift.

>>64489848
>short hair

Disgusting.

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Lucy always makes the most hilarious facial expressions.

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>>64498210

>>64488369
I regular /pol/ and have nothing against Xena.

Xena was a show that happened to have those things, it wasn't build around shoving Certain social views down the audiences throats. It's just fun stories set in a fantasy word, it's genuine and honest in this.

If you'd visited /pol/ for more than 5 minutes you'd know that it isn't stormfront (and actively shuns that shit, or just jokes about it), the boards mainly just extremely against being told what and how to think, and hidden PC shit and hamfisted "progressivism" is that.

The irony is /pol/ hates TFA for the same reasons /tv/ does, yet tumblr fuck tards on here seem to think /pol/ is the enemy of /tv/.

>>64491775

He also directed Spartacus episodes. Including some of the best from S1.

>>64498298
How does she do it?

>>64487687
are you a fag?

>tfw xena thread and suddenly Xena The Warrior Princess S01-S06 Complete DVDRip and extras THC [Freeleech] gets 5 new leechers
coincidence? i think not

>MOM IMMA MAKE A XENA THERAD TO SHOW THIS /POL/ MYSOGYNETS THEIR HYPOCRISY
>gets btfo

loving every laugh tbqh

lucy is a fucking sex goddess

>>64491318
jesus christ, just fuck back to le reddit

>>64497883
>I'm lucy
>I'm lucy too

it's a lucy nation

I hear Nina lawless is hotter

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>>64496651
Oh oh oh! I'm not him, but if I pretend to be angry, will you post more midriff?

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Callisto is honestly the hottest villain of /tv/ imo

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>>64501405
Just for you, anon.

>>64489027
Alti scared the shit out of me. I had to look away watching the show when she did her creepy shit.

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>>64501646
The costume designers for this show really knew their shit. Everything is horrendously impractical but damned if it doesn't look amazing.

>>64501607
THIS
H
I
S


THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>64501646
Now I'm angry!

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Yes

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Wait what the fuck why don't I remember cut Gina Torres as Cleopatra in this show? I feel like that should at least stir a memory.

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>>64489017
why are cons always so goddamn pathetic

>>64501748
>tfw no Tsianina Joelson Wonder Woman

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>>64502115
>that limp-wristed hover hand

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>>64487687
fuck off

>>64490500
a Heather back in life would be better.

>>64497803
>biker to take his place
so... writing became worse, babes became better?

worth watching or not?

>>64501607
hell yes because of her bitchface and fit body

>>64502612
yes to all 3

>>64489987
kek, i thought hercules was the spin-off.

i think we only ever had xena on tv in my country.

>>64498298

>when you cum be he's still licking

>>64489987
i feel like as a kid, i liked herc more, because i felt it was more funny, and like i could understand more because i knew the names already
but xena was just better and honestly, i dont remember the "real" herc dicking around for six seasons and like 5 movies. it suffered a bit because he was already an existing person, xena could do whatever the fuck she wanted

including be evil, then good, then like 5 seasons later be sorta not revealed to be a demigod also

>>64489987
>tfw liked both

I always loved when they crossed over

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>>64491114
jesus christ thats horrible

no wonder he dropped off the radar

>>64503433
He's also known for being very hard to work with.

>>64491267
I remember it used to air on sundays

it was Hercules and Xena, then Lost World

both were in the afternoon i definitely remember

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>>64495756
well that depends how you feel about Conan's cheesier elements like Conan punching a camel or tossing the witch into the fire mid sex.

It's a TV show, and it is PG by 90's standards, so its never as hardcore violent as Conan can get, but it doesnt shy away from some action, although violence is often toned down a bit.

the show is very campy too. So if you liked Conan's cheesy feel and "what you see is what you get" writing, (no unnecessary drama or convolution) then you'll like it I imagine. mind you the writing was often pretty good regardless

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>It's a "Lucy's a demon" episode

>>64497692
Can't tell you how many times I flapped to her

Xena could never be made today or it was it would be even more PC and tumblr fandom pandering

Difference is that in the 90's young people didn't give a fuck and weren't protesting for "safe spaces" or offended by every little thing.

>>64498210
That episode was fucking amazing. That and A Day in the Life. Man I loved that show in high school. It made me a feel a bit better about being a dyke desu senpai

>tfw Lawless won't be in the reboot

>>64497692
I now fap to this girl, who looks just like her almost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRyhEISY4PU

xena is the poor man's cave girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqwB7O2kBOk

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>>64491036
Noice

>>64503316
underrated post

>myfeelwen its a Zena kick a nigga in he dick episode

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Reminds me of Clementine, just the look I mean.

To sum it up: Xena is a comfy as fuck show. On top of it is the first fap material for many of us. That's why it is untouchable and one-of-a-kind.

>>64501607
MORE
O
R
E

>>64500807
nice

>>64501020
who?

Man Xena was great.
I remember one episode that was happening in China and there was some light wuxia in it and I think some dancing on the velvet or whatever that's called.
And one of the last episodes (maybe even the last) was Xena and Gabrielle reincarnated in present, living together and raising a family, one of them was male obviously, I think it was Gabrielle.

>>64503316
>>64505032

well, excuse me your majesty!

>>64495312
oh shit, she totally looks like him!

>>64495756
this is mainly a nostalgia thread

>>64491775
>even the director goes topless

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Why were there so many decent buff qts on this show and yet actresses in modern super hero flicks all look like cardio bunnies?

>>64495087
This 2bh, it goes better for her patato face

>>64506561
Lucy Lawless was a fitness instructor beforehand, I believe.

>>64496714
muh dick

>>64501748

The lead designers were both women, and the one who worked on seasons 1-3 went on to do costume work for the lotr movies.

>>64490514
When I was 10 I seriously thought this guy is huge and ripped as fuck.

From memory we only love Callisto and Gabby here.
>>64488508
Well yeah, Boudicca was fucking useless. Worst Barbarian General ever.

>>64507425
Because he is?
That's about as bulky as anyone can get without living on an all steroid diet.

>>64505058
>Overlord
U rock my nigga

>>64506561
They are less oppressive to sjw than with sexy fit toned slightly muscular but oh so hotdammn good bodies

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OP here. Thanks for keeping the thread alive whilst I slept

.

>>64491631
>the throwing anus

>>64509268
Ultimate teenage boner right there.

>>64502612
It's actually fairly good considering how shit the first episode was. The other anon was right, it does a fucking huge 180, it goes from angsty teenage love to angsty teenage love with people occasionally getting their bone marrow harvested while still awake.

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Xena, I'm Alti.

>>64511460

I wish she was in more episodes :c

Also that crazy ho that heard voices.

>>64487004
Yeah, she's a Gilf.

>that xena and ash (evil dead) comic
that was fun

>>64509268
> 70s: lynda carter and erin gray
> 90s: this
> 10s: fucking nothing
kill everyone and start over

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More like lucy flawless

>>64511922
Seriously though who is the Lucy Lawless/Xena of the 10s?

>>64512054
bridget reagan?

My dick loved her

>>64512271
You're thinking of Legend of the Seeker? I don't know man she was good and all but lacked that Xena sexy/crazy thing. Also the show got cancelled.

>>64501607
has someone that in webm, highter quality?

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>>64512295

Which was a dayum shame. Had a ton of the same crew and actors as Xena & Herc. Also Craig and Bridget both were total qts.

>>64502085
She's in an episode (or two?) of Hercules as a pirate queen as well.

>>64512453
That's true though I was more interested in the psycho lesbian dominatrixes. Imaging if Kahlan was more Xena-like and the main character and they were her main enemy. Sexy time and violence all in one.

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>>64491458
He thinks Malin Akerman is Lucy Lawless. Not being able to recognize faces is a sign you are autistic.

>>64511922
Their type of shows aren't really being made anymore except for niche audiences on a shit budget which means we're not getting god tier TV girls quite the same way.

>>64514303
This show really just did not give a fuck.

>>64514303
How can someone not love this shit?

>>64514303

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

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Holy shit I just noticed these

does every episode have one of these holy fuck i never noticed this

>>64488761
>>64488600
>>64488508
she looks like a whiter halle berry

>>64514893

I'm not certain if the first season had them, but from 2 onward, yes.

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>>64514303

>>64490809
Are you telling me that that's a screenshot, or a picture from the set of, a Batman Porno?

reminder that Ares is dead

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dick status: muh

>>64515349
feels bad man

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I think /xena/ threads can definitely be classed in the same category as /stargate/ because both always seem to stay active for days and both have either zero or almost no shitposting. I think that's a good test for whether a show is GOAT or not.

>>64490019
That guy's face when she snapped his arrow made me aw

>>64516059
...GOOLD?!

>>64516059
>/star trek/ used to be maximum comfy
>people kept forcing generals
>Star Trek threads are almost all garbage now
Just be careful not to let /xena/ or /stargate/get too much exposure.