Worst Scenes in Film History

>>64479515
What the mother fuck. Just. What.

>>64479640
They also did Blitzkrieg Bop apparently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRPoiTHMuzc

Is posting the Smells Like Teen Spirit scene the newest dank meme? There's a thread about it every day now

>>64479515
Eh. It's not unprecedented. A Knight's Tale did something similar. So did Moulin Rouge.

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>>64479515

>>64479732
Yeah. The one person on /tv/ that actually saw Pan pointed it out to everyone. OP didn't actually see it in the theater.

>>64479738
Yeah, but A Knight's Tale was super self-aware and fun. That's a legitimate good use of contemporary music/reference. OP's is not.

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>>64479694

My scene beats your scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dosfiJdr0g

>>64479515
>white people

http://youtu.be/rNlmRId2FVQ

SEIZURE EDITING

>>64479515
what the actual fuck am I watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_KrrI-rgns

>>64479694
Unless you are implying it made you walk off the cinema because it was too good to handle, you are wrong.
That scene is pinnacle of capeshit.

>>64479781
wtf is this shit

...Nevermind

>>64479738
well that kind of stuff was moulin rouge's entire schlick
however i do remember that it did feel out of place in knight's tale

>>64479732

It's the "Nevermind" meme, get it right you piece of shit

>>64479781
This is badass.
The mad hatter is a badass.

Nothing IT in this thread T has been worse than OP.

>>64479781

They were smart to leave that scene for the end, half the cinema would have been gone by then had it been earlier

>>64479781
That's cool though

You are a low-IQ retard if you don't find the video in the OP to be beautiful.

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>>64479694
>emo peter is bad

>>64479781
Seeing the trailer to the sequel to this before TFA ruined my evening

>>64479810
>muh stupid Americans maymé

>>64479960
You are a low-IQ retard if you have a weeb trip

>>64479810
HYUCK!

>>64479962
>making a fool of yourself like a huge nerd is emo

>>64479781
The whole movie was shit but that part pissed me off the most.

>>64479694
spotted the cuck

>>64479515
That's the best fucking scene in the entire movie. Gives me goosebumps every time I watch it.

>>64479993
>doesn't know me
2012er newfrogdetected

>>64479962
well it wasn´t good

>>64480039
>not understanding the scene
hello reddit¨

>>64480053
Complaining about tripfaggotry doesn't mean I don't know you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtx18tPNda4

If you didn't walk out during this scene, I have bad news for your taste

>>64480078
Dancing in front of a croud at a jazz club that your ex girlfriend works at while you're on a date with a new woman isn't emo. Sorry to break it to you.

>>64480089
If you knew me you wouldn't complain about me virgin, I'm not even a trip.
Go back to /sp/.

>>64480124
It's pretty fitting for the character, I found. He's acting like a fool and everyone is staring at him like he's a creep.

>>64479972
>sequel

what? she got on a boat in the end why would she go back?

>>64480124
The dream of every fedora

>>64479515
Jesus. I thought that video was a parody or mashup or something. Not until I saw Hook singing it did I believe.

>>64479694
wow this is strong plebeianness here. Star Wars tourist, I presume.

>>64480259
THE CHINKS MADE THIS FILM MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

>>64479972
>paying to see a Disney reboot of nerd space garbage

deserved it daysoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLCfIGPY6i8

Literally some bench-warming nerd loser shit's dream

>"Ooo let me smoke the best Chad in the team in front of everyone and make the cheerleaders get their panties wet"

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>>64479515
Holy shitweasles

>>64480533
>Literally some bench-warming nerd loser shit's dream

Capeshit in a nutshell f/am

>>64479515
>smells like teen spirit
this movie smells like shit

>>64479810
>pearl harbour started ww2
yanks everyone

I was surprised how much i enjoyed pan.

But don't put nirvana songs in your movie unless its a period piece set in the 90s.

>>64480642
>implying its a world war without Best America involved

>>64479515

so what is the motivation behind this??? i'm expecting a deep logic to it all that has went way over me, please respond.

>>64479758
>cinema

You're intelligence must be so high. How can you even criticize other boards when /tv/ is shit?

>>64479515
it's bold, I like it. Unfortunately it probably makes little conceptual or thematic sense in context

>>64480299
That's Blackbeard. Hook is the guy from Tron Legacy doing a bad Indiana Jones impression.

>>64479781
i watched this with my family. i've wathced sex scenes with them that felt more comfortable than that moment.

>>64480763

My thoughts exactly. I'm fucking stunned at how awful it is, but at least they tried something interesting.

>>64479694
Can someone remind me why he goes out of his way to fuck with mary jane?
Like I know the symbiote made him angsty but he broke up with her because she was sad or some shit, didn't he?

>>64479515
They are powerful lyrics.

>>64480533
Peter in these films is a disgrace. He's supposed to be you're average nerd, not a confident jock.

>>64480533
Twilight tier

>>64480829

for u

https://youtu.be/Ry-pSUDnaAU

>>64480783
I've had sex with my family and felt more comfortable than watching this.

>>64479515
Biggest wot in 4 months.

>>64480259
The book had a sequel didn't it? Through the looking glass or something.

>>64480677
>what is the motivation behind this
Probably to make blackbeard look down with the kids and a badass.
It failed spectacularly mind.

These are just funny bits filmed for credit roll or extras for the Blu-ray, correct?

>>64479515
Why Smells Like Teen Spirit? This could have actually been a good scene if it was literally any other song.

>>64479803
imagine how horrible the filimg of this scene must have been

Almost as stupid as Vin Diesel sizing up The Rock in that F&F movie. anyone got the webm, by the way?

>>64479694
the only people who hate this scene, are the ones who think capeshit should be taken seriously, aka dumb fucks

>>64481026
In the actual film.

>>64481090
...Nevermind

>>64480808
>James Franco goes to Mary Jean and is all like "Imma kill Peter if you dont leave him"
>and she believes him, how stupid, but anyway
>she leaves him, peter gets sad, then he gets the symbiote and gets mad at her

>>64479515
What the fuck. I mean, what was the purpose of that? I didn't watch the movie because I expected it to be awful (and apparently I was right) but that shit was beyond my expectations. Why did they select this song? What was the scene about?

>>64479694

>my spiderman powers makes me good at swing dancing and jazz

Fucking Rami apologists.

>>64480124

This is basically what cocaine does.

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I don't know if it the worst scene I've ever seen, but this one is coming to mind right now.

Whether it was her acting, or the script, but one of them made this part feel extremely unnatural and out of the blue.

>>64480971

jesus christ, this looks like something from those over-the-top indian movies

>>64480124
I never leave the cinema before the movie has ended, but this one almost makes me break that rule.

>>64481294
You are autistic if you think that scene was serious.

>>64480124
this shit was hilarious, fug you

>>64481482
this
i literally had to go out for a fresh air
i just couldnt believe that they actually made a good spiderman movie for a third time in a row

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>>64481446
>not posting the part of the little blonde kid touching his dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq5-6PkVGCg

>>64481648
kek, that's amazing.

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Made it about 10 minutes into this movie.

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>>64481648

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Captain Haddock with a bazooka. The movie in general is pretty weird. I know it shouldn't be taken seriously, but Haddock with a bazooka just felt totally out of Tintin's vibe.

>>64481544
Never change /tv/

>>64479515
Only film I walked out on was Robin Hood (the latest one), and only because it was clear my date wasn't going to put out and I wanted to meet up with someone who would (and did).

>>64479781
>It wackens futters

Star Wars TFA: the scene where Rey tells the stormtrooper to remove the cuffs

I don't get the hate for Pan.
Was it a great movie? No. But was it complete shit? No, not at all.
Jackman was amazing.

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>>64481882

nice

>99 responses
>this scene has not been posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llLKar19XhA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9neFAM4uZM

The dialogue was so bad it made me want to throw up. And the obvious homoerotic sexual undertones between Bane and the CIA agent were completely unnecessary.

>>64482086
Garrett Hedlund gave one of the worst performances I've ever seen in my life.

>>64480533
so this is just the cafeteria food plate scene from spiderman 1 but less fun.

>>64482119
But it's literally one of the best scenes in the entire trilogy

>>64482128
4 U

>>64479515
"Is this Canada?"

Scene was dead before it even started. Only thing that wasn't making my orifices bleed was based Jackedman

>>64480982
kek

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>>64482128
>impliying

This scene presented Bane, the best character in the trilogy, and also featured (though briefly) the always welcomed actor Aidan Gillen. Not to mention that the whole plane shit was simply badass. I entered the cinema telling myself "well, time to suffer another shit superheroes movie, maybe I should take a nap?" but after this scene I became motivated to continue watching. I wanted more Dark Knight Rises and I wanted more Bane. I needed more Bane.

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>>64481446
Jules..... and Verne

>>64479515

WTF?

Why? It's not like the guy needs the money.

What the fuck is that travesty of a movie?

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>nobody posted this disgrace yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzZOgLH4KU

>>64479515
fuck off /mu/ fag I loved that scene.

>>64482119
What's so wrong with it? I'm serious

>>64479515
Huh, that is not how I remember Moulin Rouge.

>>64479515
I'm actually glad Kurt Cobain killed himself so he didn't live to see this

>>64482392
Because no one saw it in the cinema so there was nothing to walk out of

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>>64479919
>this whole post

>>64482128
uhh

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>>64482335
I see masketta man and Rufio in that pic.

>>64480677
>so what is the motivation behind this???
>we want the tim burton/grimdark/the hot topic audience.
Those 40 something CEO cucks just forgot that nobody thinks nirvana is cool anymore. It's like when old farts talk about their mainstream rock bands from the 70s and refer to them as "the stones".

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>>64479515
I liked it, senpai

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>>64479515
what the fuck

>>64480926
>average nerd
>spider man

confirmed for having never read a spider man comic

>>64482473
I saw it when the special editions were released in theaters, it was just as shitty back then too.

>>64482770
Peter Parker is a nerd, when he puts on the suit and becomes Spider-man he acts like a badass though. Its like he has 2 personalities.

>>64479515

fuck me i thought it would be awful by watching 1/4 of the trailer but they've gone beyond expectations

Daily reminder that generation X is now 50 years old and the guys who listened to nirvana when they were young adults are now basically 40 to 50.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my40svfDaGQ

@ 5:35 for modern day shit scene

>>64483130
kek

>>64479694
I really hope the people defending this are being ironic.

If we are going to mention Spiderman cant forget this piece of shit

1 minute onward especially

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiPuwt5BC9E

>>64483130
The original had a fucking retarded scene too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0evZywnnx4#t=36s

>ill just shoot my gun in the air and scream

>>64479694

I remember /tv/ reacting to Spider-man 3's shittiness when it was still in theaters.
At that time they also had a pretty big hate-on for the guy who played Sandman for some reason.

>>64483248
>I really hope the people defending this are being ironic.

As one said here: >>64481170
>the only people who hate this scene, are the ones who think capeshit should be taken seriously

I think the idea is that they're rebelling against TDK style superhero sensibilities. Hindsight makes scenes like emo-jazz-parker look good to them because it's the polar opposite of humorless nolan grimdarkery.

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>>64483422

Are you fucking shitting me. I didn't go to watch this at the cinema but I would have thrown my fucking crab legs and wine at the fucking screen and walked the fuck out

Holy shit this is bad, the jokes, the cinematography, the charisma, the dialogue. People must have erased this from their memory

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>>64483422
Ho Lee Shit

This is unforgivable

>>64480053
no one gives a shit or wants to remember your trip

>>64483693
>humorless nolan grimdarkery.
Nolan had way too much lele randumb "humor" it wasn't nearly serious enough.

>this isn't a car
>LE I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PANTS xD
>I GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE

>>64483422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3chHnUPVXU

remember the first one was nolan grimdark then the second one was zanier than the avengers?

>>64483422

This genuinely put me in a bad mood

>>64483130
Fucking hyperkek

>>64483882

I am very grateful I didn't watch any of the new Spiderman flicks, I hope this faggots career is dead after that bullshit he pulled off

>>64483422
holy shit, is this sped up or something? either way, it's one of the worst movies i've ever seen.

>>64479694
Some really good anti-cringe right here

>>64479515
>>64479694
>>64480124

These are grand. Clearly only having a laugh.

>>64479781

>$1 billion worldwide

how

There's a trend here, dancing in movies is cringe as fuck.

>>64483422
i wonder whose gonna win

>>64484146

3D is more expensive, so it technically makes more money. And I think they hyped it as "even realer than Avatar" or some shit in terms of 3D technology so a lot of people went to see it there.

>>64481648
Who is he beckoning?

>>64479694
Rami is spitting in the face of Sony and you cucks aren't defending him attacking the joos

>>64484280
Is it true he wanted vulture and sandman only but sony fucked his shit up

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>>64483422
>... and I will be like a god to them.
Holy fucking kek I always wondered where Eliot Rodger ripped that particular line from.

>>64482423
>the retarded dialogue
>the retarded choreography
>the fact that they are riding robots over a sea of lava and their hair is just slightly moving from the fan off frame

>>64479694
This is self-aware though. It's intentionally terrible and you're supposed to cringe at Peter's behaviour (just like people on the street do during his infamous walk where he buys the suit and stuff) because he's become a jackass because of the symbiote
Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of problems with Spiderman 3. But the symbiote scenes are not one of them and only absolute plebs bring them up.

>>64482128
HOTHEAD
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>>64479515
>>64479515
>>64479515

Can't tell wether Cobain would be rolling in his grave or laughing his ass off to this.

He mentions many times that Smells like Teen Spirit was made to sound like a pop song and that it would blow the charts. He was right on that, just a few catchy notes here and there.

That scene is akward man. Fucking retarded because the movie takes itself seriously.

>>64483882
Jesus. What was he doing at 10seconds?

>>64484381
That lines in everything. Its in Man of Steel and Deathnote too.

>>64484649
Oh. I never saw either of those.

>>64484588
As a youtube comment on the video said:

Kurt Cobain saw visions of the future. He saw this, and then he killed himself.

>>64479515
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE [Embed]
Oh shit I completely forgot about that. The visions have returned.

>>64484003
He's lead in the next Scorsese film.

>>64484777
I'm cringin more at that comment than at the clip.

>>64483422

there are worse scenes in that same fucking movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEz_zs67hwY

>>64479515
i don't want to hate on the actor playing hook because he was inspired by hugh jackman to act like that but he really missed the mark in the movie.

and i know they were trying to imitate the Hook movie with Robin Williams but still it didn't get the same magic.

>>64482392
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RhKfFhpIjo

>>64484904
FOR YOOOOOOUUUUU

>>64480124
this was so cheesy and bad, but somethings are so bad that they actually become good

>>64484904
PHILLIP
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I'm glad he sold out and died.

>>64483422
what video game is this?

>>64479987
>>64480642
>implying it would have been considered a world war if USA hadn't gotten involved

>>64485120
I saw him live when I went to a John Mayer concert, since he was the opening act. He's actually pretty god-tier live when he's not performing his shitty radio jingles

>>64480642
>what is the pacific theatre

It's like you yurofaggots only think about Europe and nowhere else

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>>64480971
Can someone tell me what did he just change? Isn't the Audi A6 push padel car?

>>64485310
Britain was at war in the Pacific before the US

>>64485449
Doing what, getting bukkaked by nip generals? They didn't do shit

>>64483422
43s in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dERZjJ9anbc

>>64484904
>What is Roosvelt??
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

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>>64485521
Alri m8

nearly baited me

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>>64485569

pls explain

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>>64484904

I thought I erased this shit from my memory

I would say any scene from The Room, but those are pretty beautiful desu.

>>64485569

Explain? Don't tell me that's the name of the guy singing ...

>>64485017
im dying pham

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>>64479803
oh my fucking jesus

>>64479919
seriously fuck off

youre clearly new

>>64484904
>literally listening to "For You"
Poetry, its like poetry.

>>64485711
>>64485744
People don't use google like that. Just type in "Roosevelt"

>>64485711
>>64485744
I feel like I'm being meme'd here

>>64485774

:^)

>>64485774

:^D

>>64479810
Everyone knows that WWII started in 1937 with the Japanese invasion of Manchuria.

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>>64485622
>britcucks in charge of winning wars

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>>64485851

It's not even original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ia1f9x5-iQ

>>64479781
she look like dave mustaine

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>>64481137

>No one posted the champion of /tv/ scene from that category yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ

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>>64485947
Russia won WWII

>>64485449
Explain yourself

>>64486048
>reading comprehension.

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>>64483130

>A tree falls in they forest and no one puts it on Youtube. Did it ever really happen

>>64486032

>setscale=1.3

>>64486048
yeah they did

>>64486055
No they didn't. They won the eastern front, but in the end lost the cold war.

>>64479694
This scene and the finger guns scene are the only reasons to watch that movie

>>64486055
and lost millions of their own people killed by the nazis and their own government in the following years

>>64486095
>>64486048
Is that what you don't have ?

>>64480124
She was perfect. Why did Peter think he was too good for her? She is literally cute. CUTE.

>>64485883
>WWII started in 1937 with the Japanese invasion of Manchuria.
I don't think a world war can start with only 2 belligerents senpai

>>64479515
i dont get how people dont like the song. blackbeard was supposed to be a time traveler and kidnapped kids from all different eras.

>>64486162
If only the Cold War wasn't a different war.

>>64486411
Russians didn't win world war II you fucking retard.

>>64479515
Fun fact, they were originally going to do a standard piratey yo ho ho song for that scene. all the actors/extras were forced to listen to pirate songs but they didnt like any of them. somebody brought in that song and they all liked it, so they dropped all the pirate songs in the movie and replaced them with dadrock

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>>64485965
The pain.

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>>64486523
>going with what your actors and extras want for the music in the scene

>>64486664
>>64486666

Just here to check some quads

Can't believe no one has posted this yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwe91SXEyaM

>>64483506
>>64483506
But that was awesome

>>64483422
>/co/ faggots actually think this is better than Spider-Man 3

>>64485965
who is this budget jim carrey

>>64485965
I really liked this movie when I was a teenager and I don't remember this scene. I wanted to rewatch it but I'm afraid I might commit suicide if I do.

>>64480124
When I saw this scene, I was glued into my seat to see how truly awful the film could become by the end

I burst out laughing so hard at the shot at the end where Spiderman lands dramatically in front of a flowing American flag that I was asked to leave by the cinema staff

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>>64486761

>Transformers 5 confirmed

HEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>64479515
>ITT: Scenes that literally made you walk off the cinema
>implying you even went to see this dogshit in theaters in the first place
>implying you didnt just see it for the first time in last night's thread
take your bullshit back to reddit OP

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>>64481648
holy shit my sides are gone

WTF

>>64486761
>any astronomy class ever has been like that
damn, as an astronomy major this pisses me off bad.

The only movie I remember leaving was the Dukes of Hazards with Knoxville. How often do you leave movie theaters?

>>64480533
>Flash
>this is embarrassing
>ha yeah!
Nice writing.

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>>64486363

is this fucking true?

like a part of the movie?

this some bioshock infinite tier shit

>>64484372
yeah he thought Venom was too one-dimensional of a character

>>64486761
literally my life in uni

>>64486510
well yes they did

They even won the race to Berlin as well

Americans just jumped in at the end to preserve their interests in Europe, at that point the nazis were already beaten

The Americans did assist the Soviet union in making jeeps and shit

But I don't think that qualifies as winning the war

btw any historian with a neutral or objective view on history will say that Russia won ww2


So shut the fuck up you fucking illiterate American. Go eat a burger and watch the Avengers or whatever it is you do

>>64479781

what the hell is Jamie Lannister doing there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thOJaXwBQ_8

>>64481648
Obviously a kid with some learning disability (probably downs) calling for his mom to check his underwear because he has peed them.

>>64487020
Does your field's near zero employability piss you off even more?

>>64487020
>space
>time
>gravity
>"theatrically eats apple"
>"throws it at women"
>lets go on a journey
etc etc

>>64479781
good job walking out near THE END OF THE FUCKING MOVIE

I actually like it. The original song makes me gag but this one is dope and EBIN.

>>64480558
That image takes me back

>>64487168
that's Eric Foreman from the 70s show

>>64485017
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RhKfFhpIjo

amazing

>>64487168
If we're doing spiderman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25Rl0zdurs0

This scream was and is the most out of place part of the movie.
Imagine you're peter parker, you're smiling at mary jane when you see a wall fall towards her
Do you

>use your web to stop it
>jump over and grab her
>jump over and stop the wall falling
>scream like a tard

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>>64480533

L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y LMAO

>>64479781
whats supposed to be cringeworthy about this? apart from the cut aways to anne hathaway looking dumb

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>>64483422
>itsy bitsy spider playing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF-2vXrlvRs

Best insult in the history of cinema.

>>64487327

Whoa wait, was this edited?

>>64487359
The fucking irony.

>>64480533
he should fuck the glasses girl
she's cute
CUTE

Spider-Man 3 angsty Peter is great. He's a creep trying too hard, he's ridiculous, everything works. I don't understand why everyone takes them so seriously.

>>64480053
>doesnt know me
>im kind of a big deal
>on an anonymous djibouti papercraft forum

literally kill yourself. you are cancer that needs to be chemoed

>>64487445
No. It's in the movie, senpai.

>>64487442
wtf does that even imply?

>>64479694
best scene of the movie actually Senpaily
Shouldn't have walked out, but payed close attention instead, learn some real sexy dance moves and get bitches. Maybe you wouldn't be posting on /tv/ and would have gotten some girls in your life if you had done that 9 years ago anon.

>>64487500
>on an anonymous djibouti papercraft forum
I think that's the best version I've seen

upvoted

>>64484904
"Aunt May is Mary Jane a angel?"

>>64479738
Yeah and A Knight's Tale was a shitty meme movie that high school girls loved in the early 2000's because muh heath ledger and quirky bullshit. The reason this song is so egregious is that it doesn't match anything about the scene. Like wtf does teenage angst have to do with a pirate king?

>>64483422
wow the cgi is fucking awful

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>>64486761
>finish that for me

>>64487666
wow youre right what does teenage angst have to do with a magical realm where you never grow up?

>>64483506
literally nothing wrong with that you homo

>>64485965
Moulin Rouge gets a pass because it's a musical and shoving random pop songs in with the original score was it's entire thing.

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The scene from TFA where Finn and Rey jump like retarded monkeys and yell how awasome they are to each other

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>>64487666
>A Knight's Tale
>shit

You better be fucking joking nigga

>>64479803
and i thought daredevil fight scene with electra was goofy. Well at least back then capeshit didn't take it self seriously, I miss the days before the omg im such a nerd, craze

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>>64484146
>>64484198

It was also the 2nd movie to be released with 3D after AVATAR. So the hype for 3D movies was still a thing.

>>64479515
Literally the worst thing I've ever seen at the cinema, the last bit as well made me feel physically sick...

>>64487771
wuz p. gay anon I agree

all movies from 2001-2006 make me cringe and I suppose my kids will get a kick out of them like I do with bad old movies.

"dad why was there a 60 brontosaurus crash scene in peter jacksons king kong while all the real actors spazzed around in front of a green screen?"

>>64479694
yes buy, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqKWAc_wt60

>>64479515
I didn't see Pan

did this really happen in the movie? because it has to be fake

>>64487980
The black dude is like "Why is James Franco hiding under the table?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otBNYc0lJ6Y

>>64487359
>At least in this movie they looked like high school students

Top comment. Holy shit

>>64487980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jnx4H4LZTU

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>>64479694
Fuck off pleb. This is Sam Raimi's magnus opus.

>>64487980
kek, what even was that?

>>64487980
but*

>>64482128

That scene was the best thing that happened to Batman since Batman Returns, and you are the worst thing that happened to 4chan since that cuck Bill O'Reilly made it a go to place for le edgy cucktrarians

>>64480971
does anywhere have 4 hydrants like that?

>>64484904
>the song
>the montage
worse than spider man 3

>>64487327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT55pvSe9R4

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>>64487145
i think what you meant to type was "thank you"

>>64480533
>Nothing Personnel, Kid

>>64487980
I hate when people in movies bite the fork. Hate that sound.

>>64487145
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread

>>64487771
>sexy people banter in Star wars
do you hate life?

>>64485965
I like it. Probably because I never had the Nirvana phase

>>64488396
>sexy

>>64487819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1_WbhGmpTw

>>64488056
kinda looks like James Franco becomes black

>>64479515
>not thinking this was fucking awsome
An hero shittaste pleb.

>>64487738
Nigga is like 50

>>64479515
>$150 million budget

>>64488455
i had forgotten about this scene and movie desu
Was it the beggining of SJW unsubtle propaganda? Was the female lead of color?

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>>64482128
Listen pleb this is the greatest piece of cinema to ever be produced and if you disagree you can fuck off back to reddit

>>64488623

Star power couldn't even save this.

>>64479803
>those angles

jesus the person in the cinema must have gotten motion sickness.

>>64488391
>this mad
>2016

I gave you a history lesson kiddo

Whatchu gonna do call the meme police and have me banned from posting about CIA?

oh no ;_;


No but really the war couldn't have been won against Germany without the aid of American industry etc.

But the American combat roll in Europe was a non factor

>>64488707
ITS THE CURRENT YEAR PEOPLE

>>64479694
still reminds me so much of the anchor man club scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c_ufaxeSTs

This part of spiderman movie is GOAT and anyone who dislikes it should go back to their joss whedon quirk festival

>>64480124
Come on that's amazingly funny.

>>64488627
It's even worse when their way of paying lip service to Geoffrey Chaucer while still shitting on the book is by making him a god damn character in the movie. Especially when they try to say the events of the movie inspired him to write the Canterbury Tales.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnGvvfaw4GU

>>64479515

What the fuck is this

>>64482119
from my point of view this scene's alright, and i should know, i have the high ground

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>>64479694
>mfw plebs too stupid to understand this scene bash it

You're the reason why we have Avengers 2 and Thor 3 and not more Raimi and Del Taco superhero films.

>>64482119
"from my point of view the jedi are evil" is one of the most awakrd things I've heard in cinema

it's an alright scene otherwise.

>>64482128
will somebody........ please......
get
this
hothead
OUT OF HERE

>>64480642
Before that it was Europe's war, not ours.

>>64479515
Pan really wanted to be a musical, 2 or 3 more songs and it could've been an average musical.

Also mediocre CGI, the scenes with peter flying into space were horrifying.

>>64486032
hahaha someone thought this was a good idea

>>64479515
>Is this Canada
what did he mean by this?

>>64485017
molto bene

>>64482128
what the fuck did you just say

>>64479515
I cant believe I paid money to see this shit.
I cant believe anyone paid money to see this shit.
I'm glad it flopped.

>>64482128
over 3 years later and the voice still takes me out of the movie

>>64486032
are they supposed to be face to face?

>>64480124
this was supposed to be comedic though.

>>64480124
>there will never be a Spiderman/Whiplash crossover film where Evil Peter plays jazz instruments for J. Jonah Jameson while Jameson's long lost twin Fletcher comes to visit.

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>>64489089
yeah, its meant to make vin look bigger than dwayne.

What were they thinking?

>>64486761
rain wilson salvages it somewhat

>>64487020
what does a real anatomy class entail?

>>64480533
tobey maguire was a way better spider-man than this britcuck.

>>64480533
>Drawing posters 5 meters away from people playing basketball
>?

>>64483422
I don't like to describe films as looking like videogames but this shit looks like those future levels in crash bandicoot 3

>>64489136
equations and shit

>>64479694
>caring about mary jane when you have that

Peter is a dumb faggot

>>64479515
Could have been a great scene if they just chose a decent song.

>>64488144
i know im an idiot but can someone link me the video this gif is from

>>64487980
>>>/YTMND/

>>64489478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY

>>64488297
Who is the faggot that posts YTP in every fucking Spiderman thread?

>>64479803
I came here to post this. It actually makes me sick.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfX01lURXFk

>>64488627
I wish I could forget about this movie. Being born Will Thatcher means that every other person think they're clever quoting this movie to me.

>>64489682
Every goddamn line in this scene is meme- worthy. Truly cinematic genius.

>>64483130
>this whole review
kekin' hard m8

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>>64482128
>>64482163
>>64484525
>>64488204
>>64488637
>>64489023

>>64483130
Holy shit, Corey and Leon are still alive?

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>>64489922

>>64482128
thank god I was high as fuck while watching this

>>64486761
thats embarrassing

>>64489545
ty ty

>>64479515
i wanna dub something senpaitachi

>>64486761
>Michael Bay can't even shoot a 2 minute scene in a college lecture theater without putting in sexual humor and directing like it's a fucking action scene

>>64486761
>Bayformers
>bad

Hello Reddit

>>64480971
EPIC xD

>>64480124
I don't understand how anyone can hate this or the club scene. Shit is gold. He's a dork who thinks hes cool now cause of the goo. It's also funny as hell.