ITT: Scenes that literally made you walk off the cinema
I know there are more out there, post them here
My scene beats your scene
Literally some bench-warming nerd loser shit's dream
>"Ooo let me smoke the best Chad in the team in front of everyone and make the cheerleaders get their panties wet"
Can someone remind me why he goes out of his way to fuck with mary jane?
Like I know the symbiote made him angsty but he broke up with her because she was sad or some shit, didn't he?
>James Franco goes to Mary Jean and is all like "Imma kill Peter if you dont leave him"
>and she believes him, how stupid, but anyway
>she leaves him, peter gets sad, then he gets the symbiote and gets mad at her
What the fuck. I mean, what was the purpose of that? I didn't watch the movie because I expected it to be awful (and apparently I was right) but that shit was beyond my expectations. Why did they select this song? What was the scene about?
I don't know if it the worst scene I've ever seen, but this one is coming to mind right now.
Whether it was her acting, or the script, but one of them made this part feel extremely unnatural and out of the blue.
>not posting the part of the little blonde kid touching his dick
Made it about 10 minutes into this movie.
Captain Haddock with a bazooka. The movie in general is pretty weird. I know it shouldn't be taken seriously, but Haddock with a bazooka just felt totally out of Tintin's vibe.
Never change /tv/
Only film I walked out on was Robin Hood (the latest one), and only because it was clear my date wasn't going to put out and I wanted to meet up with someone who would (and did).
The dialogue was so bad it made me want to throw up. And the obvious homoerotic sexual undertones between Bane and the CIA agent were completely unnecessary.
This scene presented Bane, the best character in the trilogy, and also featured (though briefly) the always welcomed actor Aidan Gillen. Not to mention that the whole plane shit was simply badass. I entered the cinema telling myself "well, time to suffer another shit superheroes movie, maybe I should take a nap?" but after this scene I became motivated to continue watching. I wanted more Dark Knight Rises and I wanted more Bane. I needed more Bane.
>nobody posted this disgrace yet
>so what is the motivation behind this???
>we want the tim burton/grimdark/the hot topic audience.
Those 40 something CEO cucks just forgot that nobody thinks nirvana is cool anymore. It's like when old farts talk about their mainstream rock bands from the 70s and refer to them as "the stones".
@ 5:35 for modern day shit scene
I remember /tv/ reacting to Spider-man 3's shittiness when it was still in theaters.
At that time they also had a pretty big hate-on for the guy who played Sandman for some reason.
>I really hope the people defending this are being ironic.
As one said here: >>64481170
>the only people who hate this scene, are the ones who think capeshit should be taken seriously
I think the idea is that they're rebelling against TDK style superhero sensibilities. Hindsight makes scenes like emo-jazz-parker look good to them because it's the polar opposite of humorless nolan grimdarkery.
Are you fucking shitting me. I didn't go to watch this at the cinema but I would have thrown my fucking crab legs and wine at the fucking screen and walked the fuck out
Holy shit this is bad, the jokes, the cinematography, the charisma, the dialogue. People must have erased this from their memory
>humorless nolan grimdarkery.
Nolan had way too much lele randumb "humor" it wasn't nearly serious enough.
>this isn't a car
>LE I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PANTS xD
>I GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE
3D is more expensive, so it technically makes more money. And I think they hyped it as "even realer than Avatar" or some shit in terms of 3D technology so a lot of people went to see it there.
>... and I will be like a god to them.
Holy fucking kek I always wondered where Eliot Rodger ripped that particular line from.
This is self-aware though. It's intentionally terrible and you're supposed to cringe at Peter's behaviour (just like people on the street do during his infamous walk where he buys the suit and stuff) because he's become a jackass because of the symbiote
Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of problems with Spiderman 3. But the symbiote scenes are not one of them and only absolute plebs bring them up.
Can't tell wether Cobain would be rolling in his grave or laughing his ass off to this.
He mentions many times that Smells like Teen Spirit was made to sound like a pop song and that it would blow the charts. He was right on that, just a few catchy notes here and there.
That scene is akward man. Fucking retarded because the movie takes itself seriously.
i don't want to hate on the actor playing hook because he was inspired by hugh jackman to act like that but he really missed the mark in the movie.
and i know they were trying to imitate the Hook movie with Robin Williams but still it didn't get the same magic.
Can someone tell me what did he just change? Isn't the Audi A6 push padel car?
I thought I erased this shit from my memory
>britcucks in charge of winning wars
>A tree falls in they forest and no one puts it on Youtube. Did it ever really happen
Fun fact, they were originally going to do a standard piratey yo ho ho song for that scene. all the actors/extras were forced to listen to pirate songs but they didnt like any of them. somebody brought in that song and they all liked it, so they dropped all the pirate songs in the movie and replaced them with dadrock
>going with what your actors and extras want for the music in the scene
When I saw this scene, I was glued into my seat to see how truly awful the film could become by the end
I burst out laughing so hard at the shot at the end where Spiderman lands dramatically in front of a flowing American flag that I was asked to leave by the cinema staff
>Transformers 5 confirmed
HEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>ITT: Scenes that literally made you walk off the cinema
>implying you even went to see this dogshit in theaters in the first place
>implying you didnt just see it for the first time in last night's thread
take your bullshit back to reddit OP
holy shit my sides are gone
is this fucking true?
like a part of the movie?
this some bioshock infinite tier shit
well yes they did
They even won the race to Berlin as well
Americans just jumped in at the end to preserve their interests in Europe, at that point the nazis were already beaten
The Americans did assist the Soviet union in making jeeps and shit
But I don't think that qualifies as winning the war
btw any historian with a neutral or objective view on history will say that Russia won ww2
So shut the fuck up you fucking illiterate American. Go eat a burger and watch the Avengers or whatever it is you do
If we're doing spiderman.
This scream was and is the most out of place part of the movie.
Imagine you're peter parker, you're smiling at mary jane when you see a wall fall towards her
>use your web to stop it
>jump over and grab her
>jump over and stop the wall falling
>scream like a tard
best scene of the movie actually Senpaily
Shouldn't have walked out, but payed close attention instead, learn some real sexy dance moves and get bitches. Maybe you wouldn't be posting on /tv/ and would have gotten some girls in your life if you had done that 9 years ago anon.
Yeah and A Knight's Tale was a shitty meme movie that high school girls loved in the early 2000's because muh heath ledger and quirky bullshit. The reason this song is so egregious is that it doesn't match anything about the scene. Like wtf does teenage angst have to do with a pirate king?
The scene from TFA where Finn and Rey jump like retarded monkeys and yell how awasome they are to each other
>A Knight's Tale
You better be fucking joking nigga
It was also the 2nd movie to be released with 3D after AVATAR. So the hype for 3D movies was still a thing.
all movies from 2001-2006 make me cringe and I suppose my kids will get a kick out of them like I do with bad old movies.
"dad why was there a 60 brontosaurus crash scene in peter jacksons king kong while all the real actors spazzed around in front of a green screen?"
Fuck off pleb. This is Sam Raimi's magnus opus.
That scene was the best thing that happened to Batman since Batman Returns, and you are the worst thing that happened to 4chan since that cuck Bill O'Reilly made it a go to place for le edgy cucktrarians
Listen pleb this is the greatest piece of cinema to ever be produced and if you disagree you can fuck off back to reddit
I gave you a history lesson kiddo
Whatchu gonna do call the meme police and have me banned from posting about CIA?
oh no ;_;
No but really the war couldn't have been won against Germany without the aid of American industry etc.
But the American combat roll in Europe was a non factor
still reminds me so much of the anchor man club scene.
This part of spiderman movie is GOAT and anyone who dislikes it should go back to their joss whedon quirk festival
It's even worse when their way of paying lip service to Geoffrey Chaucer while still shitting on the book is by making him a god damn character in the movie. Especially when they try to say the events of the movie inspired him to write the Canterbury Tales.
>mfw plebs too stupid to understand this scene bash it
You're the reason why we have Avengers 2 and Thor 3 and not more Raimi and Del Taco superhero films.
yeah, its meant to make vin look bigger than dwayne.
What were they thinking?