>ywn go back in time to prevent the accident
When I was a kid I had my first, and to this day really my only homosexual attracton to him. He was my one boy crush.
Still do have a thing for young Mark.
Such a shame he aged so horribly though.
I don't want toga e beers with comfy Mark. I want hard Mark to stick his "big red one" up my ass. But only with protection first.
>qt 3.14 blond hair blue eyed twink
>not better than the squinty eyed, mushy faced, big nosed creature that spawned Kylo Ren
Han a shit.
That accident was probably the biggest tragedy in Hollywood. And yes, I'm counting all the premature deaths too.
I never understood the big deal about Han desu, there's nothing remarkable or striking about Harrison Ford's face at all. He's just...there. Blander than dirt.
At least the cute version of his face is forever immortalized on film.
N-no... Hamill is too pure!
>tfw it'd be so easy to pick him up from behind and take him away to defile
It's easy to see if you're not face blind.
>nose is different
>eyes are bigger
>left cheek bone shattered so there's a weird droop there
>lines up his face
Originally he had a strong nose, after the crash you can tell it was smashed in and re-set, it's a little squashed a crooked now, whereas before it was straight and the bridge more pronounced. Plus his lip looks a little fucked, probably where they had to sew his face back together or something.
>yfw RE-ADJUSTED Mark actually looks okay without a beard
Post-crash Hamill was pretty cute in Empire.
Yeah, that wasn't an example, I'm just posting randomly.
what i dont understand is how indiana jones can be so sexy but han be so weird looking
like when he says "you didnt see us alone in the south passage! she expressed her true feelings for me" in Empire he's the ugliest he's ever looked
>This was considered attractive in the 1970's
He looks like a 35 year-old lesbian from Texas who's been smoking consistently for 25 of those years.
Truly the dark ages.
>TDK just came out
>everyone's arguing about who's best Joker
>constantly see Mark Hamill brought up
>"wtf Luke played the Joker?"
I used to love Batman TAS too, dunno how that flew over my head all these years.
The newfags who got into SW due to TFA are also shipping Han/Luke now.
But it's a good ship.
>implying these two aren't like something straight out of yaoi
Literally fits all the tropes
>you will never see prime Hamill wearing Carrie Fisher's costumes that she forced him to wear before she had her way with him
>Hamill loses 200 pounds
>shaves beard, gets old hairstyle back
>wears tight clothes
She's obviously a trap. Just get out of the thread if you're so bothered by this.
I'm not the shipper anon, I'm just saying. Part of what fueled SW popularity was all the guessing over who Leia would end up with. It's retarded to cry about shipping over the precursor to Twilight.
Probably felt awkward being around two people who are a gillion years younger than him.
i don't think she's very attractive at all in any of her other movies or pictures because she usually has her hair down, but when her hair is up i think she's very attractive.
That's great champ, but I think you'd have a better time talking about this in one of the many Rey threads.
Job well done, then.
>if that were true, then shouldn't the homosexes in this thread be fapping to "him?"
Yes, thank god we went from prime Hamill and Ford to manjaw, nigger, spic, and literally inbred. Truly we are blessed.
If you're gonna post faggotry, then it should at least be quality faggotry.
I hear he actually took the cast out to celebrate once filming was done, but that may have been made up /tv/ bullshit.
Is that why he seemed to tolerate Mark?
he didnt hate it.
he liked the script, initially, and had heard good things about lucas.
he even liked the film, when it came out.
he didnt like the way children obsessed over the movie.
i bet he loved all the sweet cash rolling in, tho.
Did Chewie fuck everyone on set?
He's more classic manly Hollywood look than Hamill, who was more pretty boy Hollywood that replaced the manly look. Nowadays you just don't get many manly looking actors-Fassbender kind of has it, Brolin has it, but nobody has it like Heston or Eastwood did.
do you think if vader saw this thread he'd try to track y'all down
>yfw the majority of Lukelust posts are made by Vader
>Harrison Ford looking like he doesn't want to die
That's bullshit though because Luke is clearly best boy.
Fuck off, nobody how "pure" you think somebody is, that doesn't mean they're too good for sex. Everyone thinks I'm adorable IRL and it pisses me off, all I want is a big ass to stick my dick in.
That's a lot of projecting there, senpai.
Joking aside, I actually meant that I don't think he'd be the type to cheat on his wife. He seems like a genuinely good guy.
>these photos make me wish I was a young person in the 70's. 2010's are kind of shit
It's dumb to compare them anyway because they both appeal to totally different demographics. One is a manly suave dude, the other is a cute twink. It all boils down to preference.
>now everyone dresses like hipster faggots and nig nogs
>you will never be able to go to college with 0 social media, smart phones, feminism, or nigger music
>you will never be able to smoke a little bit of pot while listening to pink floyd and get to fuck around with 80s qt 3.14 girls dressed like that video
I was about to say that. Personally, I like both and I still find them impossible to compare.
Too bad that neither like me.
>I was born in le wrong generation!!!
If these were the 70s you would be complaining about degenerate hippy whores and how everything went down the shitter since the 60s. You not being able to get laid has nothing to do with this generation
>that pretty long hair
>no freaky piercings (ear piercings are the only acceptable ones)
>that long sleeved blue shirt underneath pink overalls
>that little sky blue butterfly bow thing on top of the overalls
>she had no conception of feminism, SJWs, social media, smart phones, or any kind of affinity for nigger music or culture
>you will never be able to go to college where all the girls are like that and want to listen to classic rock music and don't just want to chase after chads
>don't just want to chase after chads
Yeah in the 70s they would have gone for fucking losers like you. Man what a shame you weren't born in the 1950 so you could get with a girl who cared for fat fucks and didn't need an attractive and confident man.
That's classical feminism, I mean't like modern day dyed hair THE PATRIARCHY STOP OPPRESSING ME #BEAUTIFUL type feminism
fuck off women back then were objectively better
you can't seriously think that the modern day ones are the way they've always been
>tfw Luke probably lost his virginity to Yoda
Nigga, improve your life and don't blame this generation on your inability to get laid. Women back then were the same as they are right now. I know you live in your internet bubble and think every girl out there is a "le-tumblefeminazi!", but believe me, if you lived in the 70s you'd have the exact same idea of all the "dirty hippy skanks" out there.
>the only time Luke gets tied up
>it's Luke VI
What a waste.
Episode 4 Luke, muh.
Episode 5 Luke was gorgeous, especially in the training scenes with his biceps showing,
Episode 6 Luke was a dissapointment, where did the cuteness of his Episode 5 looks go?
>he wouldn't a prime Hamill
Willing to bet a lot of grills are in here
>Look like your typical 70s guy.
Those aren't really a diamond dozen, and they aren't based Hamill.
He's a super manlet, yet that just adds to his cuteness.
>tfw you have great hair and a cute face like Hamill
>you are overweight
It's never too late, anon. Work out every day and start eating decently. If you stick to it, chances are you'll be where you want to be in a year or less. That's nothing compared to the years of happiness you'll get from having the body you want.
>tfw young Mark will never read you anything as you fall asleep in his arms
This. Losing weight changes your life if you have an attractive face underneath all the fat. It's pretty easy too once your body stops craving shit food after you cut it out of your diet.
>problem is, any girl that would be into that is probably crazy
In my experience, crazy outgoing girls tend to be submissive in the sack, while shy reserved cute girls tend to be into femdom.
He's too pure for that.
He looked like he worked out for ESB, but he probably just had a flat tummy.
5'6 is teeny tiny for a white dude, but if you're pretty and twinkish, it's actually a plus.
He's attractive, but unfortunately he has the charisma of a black hole and ruined Vader.