Why didn't they just use a wedge or two?

>>64442380
Didn't have any

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>>64442380
*pic related

>>64442380
because YOU NEED TO USE TWO PLANKS

>>64442414
How did they chop their firefood? Are you telling me a fucking frontier cabin doesn't have a fucking axe!? OB had a huge knife on his belt.

>>64442419
Last time I counted the already had two and screamed for a third one.

>>64442568
They still didn't have one. Yeah they could of used an ax or knife to make one but they didn't did they.

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>>64442679
Why wouldn't they? They also just could've nailed one board to the ground and use a broom like pic related.

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They also could've improvised something like this.

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>>64442831
Or this.

Am I the only one who wasn't impressed by the blizzard? They made out like you'd be dead if you were out for 10 minutes. I know people who would've done the shit they did barefoot and in shorts.

why was kurt russel so paranoid about everything else but drinks the coffee like it's no big deal.

>>64442380
because tarantino's never been a lumberjack

>>64442831
That could be destroyed with one swift kick.

>>64443431
Why would you kick it?

>>64443431
Might as well could just open it with your hands.

>>64443539
I like kicking.

>>64443236

>he made the coffee
> even dumped out the coffee that was there when he arrived.

Dumb ass

>>64443571
you probably cant kick that high anyway

>>64442764
>>64442831
>>64442870
You're thinking about this all wrong. Sure they could of done any of those things but they didn't because they didn't give a shit about the fucking door. They were there to kill everyone and rescue that dumb bitch. Doing any of the shit you suggest would require more time and effort. Hammering some nails in a board was a quick and easy fix.

>>64443639
Was it poisoned?

>>64443849
No but it tasted like shit

>>64443747
It would've taken them less time total to just craft a wedge once than hammering the door shut five times. OB for that matter seemed like a practical guy, consider when he suggested the should set a line to the shitter, and it seems out of character for him to not find a more practical solution. They were staying there for multiple days.

Was the Lincoln letter real?

>>64444342
No
Did you watch the movie?

>>64443747
Woah woah where are your spoiler tags

>>64444342
no!

>>64444431
>>64444471
If it wasn't real why did he punch Daisy into the face instantly after she soiled the paper?

>>64443639

ok but he still ate the stew which makes me right. he was stupid for not throwing out the stew.

>>64444532
Because the hang man thought it was real. Had to keep the lie going

>>64444623
No you're a dumbass. If he threw the stew out they would have nothing to eat.

>>64444707
He literally plugged a chicken.

Did anyone else have a giga kek when Sam Jackson talked about his big black pecker?

>>64444778
I chuckled a little when the general pulled his blanket up.

>>64444778
Yeah that whole part was great

>>64444778

I started jerking it in the theater 2bqh

>>64444745
No he didn't

>>64444532
>>64444641
not just the lie, he used it to all malleable whiteys throughout his life

>>64444986
Watch the scene where the Hangman talks about how the imposter has no patience. You'll see Bob standing up from the piano with feathers on his lab holding a chicken.

>>64445119
Can't tell me that fucking place didn't have anything to eat in it.

>>64445119
If they poisoned the stew they'd all die of starvation unless multiple bowls were poisoned individually.

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>>64442380

>>64446678
one nail on each piece wasn't enough to hold.

>>64446867
thats not how nails work