>go to theater to see Star Wars
>only seats left are literally 3 feet away from the screen
>can only see bottom half of movie
>Fuck you I live in Florida.
Florida Man pls, there's some paint that needs huffing, convenience stores that need robbing, and strip malls that need a truck through their windows.
I don't mind the beachballs but it's a little much when people bring their boogie boards as well. It's just really hard to enjoy a film when people are boogie boarding all over the viewing room.