How the hell did he go from one of the most famous actors alive to a C-lister no one cares about?
The post about Dwayne Johnson is the best one lmao.
>Brendan doesn't WANT to be as famous as The Rock, anyway. In fact, Brendan feels bad for Dwayne Johnson because he needs to be famous. Once it all comes crashing down he won't be able to handle it nearly as well as Brendan, who is totally fine with not being famous anymore, and not sad at all.
He was like any Hollywood starlet, he was only in movies because he was pretty.
He wasn't a good actor, and now he's old and JUST a mess.
That's what happens when you ride your looks. If you're going to make a career out of being pretty, you have to be smart about it.
>He use to be handsome and in good movies
Where did it all go so wrong
this guy is NOT brendan. he's just some turboautist who is obsessed with him and gets off on us thinking that he might be, pic related
I wonder what roles 2016 will bring Brendan
How would you cast him, /tv/?
>h-hey champ, please remember me for who I was, not who I've become, a-alright?
Tom Cruise is 6 years older than him.
Unfortunately Brendan is "too white" for today's flick standards, he should have been in TFA but the grand PC masters though he was inadequate because of his skin colour
Only true Cinemà Exceptionélle can save him
CUT MY CHECK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
ALIMONY, NO ADJUSTMENTS
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY CHECK BLEEDING
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
TOLD THE BARBER JUST TO FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SIGNED THE FUCKING PRENUP
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING FAMOUS
Backpains. He cant do action shoots anymore. I actually fid research of chams posting history and brendans gossipy life.
They are not the same person, cham gets facts several times wrong or only talks about them after a gossip article hits about brendan. One retarded mistake he did recently was use imdb pro to get brendans address for christmas presents but it was just a typical one you get for agents, even tom cruise has the same one. Also cham is gay and loves to project it on brendan.
This guy pretends to be an inside guy and nowadays tries to hint that he is brendan on purpose after it got him some attention, but he is always unable to reveal any real info unless it comes from an article.
as a black man, this will bring afton back and put an end to the alimony
brendanposting will be a year old in 3 months
in that time we could have done a fuckton towards unfucking his shit, raised JUST awareness, petitioned for his return
instead we chose to fuck around and shoop funny pictures of his exaggerated decay
i'm not saying it isn't hilarious, i'm just saying that i agree that we have the power to unfuck his shit to some extent, we're just too distracted by the memes to use it
>tfw almost superstar
>tfw roles stop coming
>tfw wife leaves before alimony value decreases
give me a sec...
it's alimony a lifelong thing, or it haves a limit set of years?
It's settled then
One of us has to marry his ex
There arent seriously people still naive enough to actually believe chamcham is brendan are there? Is it just a meme or do people actually not understand that there are people obsessed with celebrities?
Michael Keaton never turned into a nervous trainwreck. He was just mad at being typecast as Batman and decided to quit movies with his money. This motherfucker has bills upon bills. He is in a worse situation than Nicholas Cage, and that guy is so fucked he has to make Chinese movies for the rest of his days.
>somebody spends their free time pretending to be a massive fan of brendan fraser whilst subtly hinting that he is brendan fraser to get people to think he's actually brendan fraser pretending not to be brendan fraser
Brendan Fraser is handsome, intelligent, talented, and funny. I really don't care about what people think about Brendan Fraser and I really don't care what people think that I'm his biggest fan for Brendan Fraser. Brendan Fraser has been trying his best to be in the movies and/or shows to support himself and his family and sure he's getting a little older and maybe putting a couple of pounds or he losing a couple of pounds but it's part of life so let him do what he's wants to do because that's what he does for a living.
He's coming for payback motherfucker
what's some essential brendancore senpaitachi?
>no one cares about
Shut the fuck up newfag
this "Brendan is a nice guy" meme needs to end
this series its almost as old as the brendan meme