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>spy character is with villain
>phone rings
>villain : "aren't you going to get that ?"
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name one movie where this happens
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>>64353535
name ONE movie where this happens. protip: you can't because you're a trolling shitposter
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>>64353561
>>64353570

from russia with love
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>movie has characters in it

Fuck that shit
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>>64353561
>>64353570

the kremlin letter (1970)
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>>64353561
>>64353570

skyfall
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>>64353535
dumb frogposter
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>main character is walking down the street
>a man with an anvil comes over to him
>"hello, would you like this anvil!"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"

every. fucking. time
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>scene in Paris
>accordion music starts playing
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>character finds out villain's secret
>becomes nervous very obviously and says he has to leave instead of just doing whatever the fuck they were doing as to not arise suspicion
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>>64353757
Name one fucking movie where this happens. Actually, name one occasion this actually happened ever. You can't.
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>"You're off the case!"
>continue to work and solve the case anyways with no repercussions.
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>>64353882
If anything it just makes them even more determined!
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>nerdy character walking through a high school locker hall
>girl says hi
>nerdy main character responds
>she was actually talking to someone else
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>>64353880
The Anvil Hoarder (1930)
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>>64353992
>nerdy character gets the 9/10 chick at the end
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>""""""comedy""""""" movie
>I'll never do ____ again!
>next scene is character doing ____ again

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>64353992
that happened to me irl once in my formative years. now i ignore people by default even if it's really likely they're talking to me
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>>64353757
>Main character is walking down the street.
>A man with an Pepe comes over to him.
>"Hello, would you like this Pepe?"
>"I have too many Pepes as it is!"
>"When will I be rid of this Pepe?!"

>MFW
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>>64353992
>"See that guy? That was me"
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>>64354029
Fuck yourself I actually checked
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>>64354060
kek
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>>64354029
This is cinema. He asked for movie.
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>>64353992
>mfw that happened to me once
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>>64354059
>>64354136

happens to literally everyone senpaitachi
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>>64354133
Anvils (2004) (remake)
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>>64353535
>spy character is with villain
>phone rings
>don't answer that, a rhetorical question
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>>64353791
>scene in some asian whatever country
>this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxMqkssHD2M
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>>64354403
>spy character is with villain
>phone rings
>don't answer that, a rhetorical question
>spy character picks up anyway
>"hello, would you like an anvil?"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil?!"
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>>64354029
>>64353757
thanks for the laughs
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>>64354029
TOP KEK
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>Buddy cop movie
>It's a main character's last day before retirement
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>>64354029
>The Anvil Hoarder (1930)
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>>64353561
Not a movie, but this happened word-for-word in The Man in the High Castle.
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>movie tropes thread
>frogs are posted
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>>64353791
>scene in Paris
>accordion music starts playing
>see character walking down the street
>bonjour, aimeriez-vous cette enclume?
>"i ai trop enclumes comme il est!"
>"Quand vais-je me débarrasser de cette enclume?!"
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>Guy is in bar
>Cute girl starts talking to him
>They stop talking and state at each other
>Guy blacks out and comes back to consciousness mid coitus with girl
>He throws her off the bed and asks what happened
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>character is alone
>somebody else starts talking even though there is no one in the room with them
>it's dialogue from the next scene that we haven't cut to yet
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>>64354651
>Guy is in bar
>Cute girl starts talking to him
>"hello, would you like this anvil!"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"
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>>64354677
Hate this.
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>>64354705
>read this post
>phone starts ringing
>"hello, would you like this anvil!"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"

when will it end?
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>>64354677
>character is alone
>somebody else starts talking even though there is no one in the room with them
>it's dialogue from the next scene that we haven't cut to yet
>it cuts to a scene of a man trying to bargain off an anvil to another man
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>>64354705
trying too hard
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>>64354497
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>>64354029
kek
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>>64354777
>he gets offered a free anvil
>he still doesn't take it
WHY. DOES. IT. KEEP. HAPPENING
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>>64354705

reddit
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could this be the birth of an epic new meme?
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>character calls someone
>"hey, it's me"
>>
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>>64354777
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>>64353561
scarface
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>>64354641
KEK
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>>64353535
>>spy character is with villain
>>phone rings
>>villain : "aren't you going to get that ?"
>"hello, would you like this anvil!"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"
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>>64354839
This is literally fucking reddit. Fuck off with your anvils for fuck sake.
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>>64354901
>he still doesn't want it
when will I get rid of this anvil!?
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I am laughing much harder than I should be at this.
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>Army or not character must realize he is doomed
>"Oh I don't think so"

End it now!
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>>64354029
Fugging kek
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>character walks down the street
>accordion music starts playing
>he thinks its weird because hes not in paris
>recognizes his old classmate from highschool
>asks him if he wants to get coffee to catch up
>other guy says no thanks because he has to go home, get on his ipad and frogpost movie tropes on an anime websites television and film board.
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>>64354948
go back to reddit, imgur, pinterest, tumblr, twitter etc
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>>64353791
>scene in Paris
>nobody is shot
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>>64354929
lel
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>>64355019
>character walks down the street
>accordion music starts playing
>he thinks its weird because hes not in paris
>recognizes his old classmate from highschool
>asks him if he wants to get coffee to catch up
>other guy says no thanks because he is busy trying to bargain off his anvil to unsuspecting citizens who also happen to have too many anvils as it is
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>horror flick
>female babysitter sits in front of tv
>suddenly there's a knock on the door
>it's her boyfriend
>"hello, would you like this anvil!"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"
>she actually takes one of the anvils
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>>64354777
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>scene where two characters are talking on the phone
>one character sees the other character without them knowing
>"get some rest, you look tired"
>BWREEE BWREEE
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>main character is at a stripclub
>he's a cop and is discussing the case with someone
>stripper asks him if he wants the special
>phone starts ringing
>"hold on, sweetey I gotta take this"
>cop answers
>"hello, would you like an anvil?"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil?!"
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>PERMISSION DENIED
>character types some more
>OVERRIDE SUCCESSFUL
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>>64355209
name two kinos, one flick and one movie where this happens
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>character struggles a lot to reach a goal
>minor setback, he gives up
>character is angry/sad and talks about he's a failure or similar
>character is however convinced to not give up
>he agrees
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>>64355260
Bournadette's persona
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>character is sheev
>forces throws an anvil
>from our perspective the anvil is wrong
>anvil crashes a plane (with no survives)

when we will be rid
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if you don't reply to this post, you're mother will be blacked tonight
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>>64355274
>character with anvil struggles to reach his goal of bargaining off his anvil
>minor setback, people are not ridding him of his anvil, he gives up
>character is angry/sad and talks about how he's a failure or similar
>character is convinced not to give up
>he agrees
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>>64355319
from my perspective he accepts the anvil
@64355334
cucktino get out
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>team of engineers is faced with problem of reducing the amount of anvils on the planet
>"There are way too many anvils as it is! We need at least 3 months for this project"
>"You have two weeks"
>"We'll be ready in one"
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>>64355336
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>Character has an animal companion that is not a dog
>It acts like a dog
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>>64355152

>tv
>female babysitter sits in front of me
>suddenly there's a knock on the door
>it's an anvil
>"hello, would you like this bf!"
>"i have too many bfs as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this bf!"
>she actually takes one of the bfs
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>>64355401
>You got a plan B?!?
>That WAS plan B!
>What's plan C?!
>phone rings
>hello would you like this anvil
Seriously what the fuck
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>>64355319

>character is sheev
>forces throws an anvil
>from our perspective the anvil is wrong
>anvil crashes a plane (with no survives)
>anvil has to eat the bodies of dead passengers to survive
>anvil ventures forward to try and locate civilization
>man gets a knock on his door months later
>police officer takes off his hat
>morning officer, what can I do for.you
>I'm sorry sir, your anvil is kill
>no
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>character seen getting burried by a giant pile of anvils
>right before he gets hit the movie freezes
>"So, you're probably wondering how I got into this situation."
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>coen brothers movie
>no nignogs anywhere with any speaking roles
>jews everywhere
>cute dialog

Everytime
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>>64355420
>>Character has an animal companion that is not a dog
>acts like an anvil
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>kids leaving high school
>yep, that's me
>zooms in on jock
>NO NO NO! That's me!
>cuts to an anvil
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>set up a public screening of famous anvil movie
>give away a free anvil to every customer
>mfw i got rid of all my anvils in one night
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>>64355362
what
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>giant anvil in space
>Morgan Freeman delivers impassioned speech
>we will blow up anvil guys
>blow anvil in half
>everybody kill
>Frodo gets some puss
>but rearly he wishes he was inside the anvil
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>blacksmith flick
>it aint anvil starts playing
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>brendan fraser walks into barber shop and just sits down
>barber starts fucking his shit up without being asked
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>intelligent side character uses extremely simple technical words in a coherent manner to explain something
>"cool" side character replies "In English, doc?"
>"hello, would you like an anvil?"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil?!"
>"cool" character goes "Ohhhh, why didn't you say so earlier?"
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>crowded middle eastern market
>jew character trying to pass off an anvil as a table
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>the aircraft is too heavy
>have to start throwing the anvils out to stay airborne
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In all ways but physical, I am an anvil

>clangs internally
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>sci-fi film depicting the dawn of man
>it's a bunch of monkeys walking around a black anvil
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>>64355496
>coen brothers movie
>no anvils anywhere with any speaking roles
>horseshoers everywhere
>cute dialogue
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>movie set in medieval town
>you can hear hammers smashing on anvils in the background
LITERALLY EVERYTIME
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>>64355705
>>64355638

fucking hell
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>main character lost in the desert
>sees an oasis in the distance
>runs up to it, no water, only anvils
>I have too many anvils as it is
>oasis: when will I be rid of these anvils
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>brendan fraser plays a piece of tin
>doesn't get his buckles hammered out on an anvil

why the fuck would anyone watch this
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>you guys are from Budapest?
>yeah, I'm buda, he's anvil
>do you want this anvil by the way?
WHEN WILL THEY STOP
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>it's a nuclear missile sub is cut off from communications and debating whether to launch or not movie
>emergency message comes through
>everyone is sitting in silence sweating as they wait for the message to process
>'hello, would you like to buy an anvil?'
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I think I just had a minor stroke from this thread
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>>64354403
>Main character is a Payne in the butt
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>first new meme of 2016 is anvilposting

i expected better
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>republic anvils will do fine
>NO THEY WONT
>how am I EVER going to get rid of these anvils?!
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>>64355870
>have dyslexia
>go and see alvin and the chipmunks with my wifes son
>it's fucking anvil and the chipmunks

WHEN WILL IT END
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>have dyslexia
>finally see a flick that looks interesting
>disappointed by the film
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>film where characters are investigating someplace for a monster or w/e
>"Where did it go?"
>one of them looks around, pauses then says
>"It never left! Run!"
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>le epic stoner protagonist (played by Seth Rogen) sets out to buy new weed
>meets with dealer
>whispers "Ey, you got what I want?"
>"hello, would you like an anvil?"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil?!"
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>>64355956
>>64355936
jesus fuck
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>american submarine is frantically deliberating whether or not they should torpedo the Russian submarine they've been chasing
>captain gets the amazing idea to try to communicate with the Russian sub by periscope lights and Morse code
>gets a message back asking if he'd be interested in buying an anvil
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>>64355020
>I laughed harder than I should of
>funny
>reddit
Never been to that site but my word does that small grammar mistake irk me every time
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>cuts red wire
>clock speeds up
>cuts blue wire with 2 seconds left
>anvils
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>the killer was an anvil
Saw it coming a mile off
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>>64355961
>film where characters are investigating a blacksmiths for an anvil or w/e
>"Where did it go?"
>one of them looks around, pauses then says
>"It was never rid! run!"
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>Vietnam movie/scene
>it ain't me starts playing
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>you want the truth
>YOU CANT ANVIL THE TRUTH
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>>64356045
name 14 films, 23 movies, 1 flick, 7 pieces of cinema, and 39 kinos where this happens
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>Lucas flick
>CGI anvil
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>>64356045

name 14 ironworks, 23 forges, 1 grand forge, 7 goldsmiths and 39 blacksmiths where this happens
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>>64355705
HOLY KEK
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>>64356126
>someone in the theater asks "what anvil videogame is this?"
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>It's a happy madison kino
>After Adam is done whipping minorities and jerking himself off, we cut to a grainy shot of Kevin James shitting an anvil out of his plump asshole
>"I like it when they call me big papi!"
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>>64356032
Yeah considering no one wanted the anvil and they only found blood on it
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>Watching Warcraft movie
>Orc hitting a sword on an anvil
>mfw its steeler than steel
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>protagonist complainging about boss/leader/etc around his friends
>suddenly his friends come to a halt and make frantic gestures
>"he's right behind me isn't he."
>turns around
>it's an anvil salesman
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>>64354777
name 50 flicks from the last 3 years where this happens
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I haven't laughed this good in a while. Thanks boys
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>what would happen if I removed the anvil? Would you die?
>It would be very painful
>your a big anvil
>FOR YOU
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>>64356536
>first anvil to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
>anvil is silent
>he didn't fly so good!
>the anvil falls and crushes someone
Typical. Fucking typical
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>"I was going to pay it back"
>"TELL THAT TO GANJAKLUB"

why does this happen every single time?
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>>64353561
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
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>>64356536
Name 8000 Cineramas where this happens
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>it's a seinfeld episode where jerry received an anvil and tries to pass it on to someone else
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>lord of the rings movie
>frodo doesnt fly the anvil to mordor
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>maybe hes wondering why a man would shoot an anvil... before THROWING IT OUT OF A PLANE
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>millions of shitty trope threads
>get 404'd
>thread is good
>is 404'd just the same
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>>64355860
Anvil pottery
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30000 hours in paint
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>>64353561
Dead Poets Society
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>>64356799
9 years later and he still in those movies
JUST
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>>64356190
Lold
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>space movie
>"Houston, we have an anvil"
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>parody of Godfather
>in room with the blinds semi-covering the windows
>unlikable side character facing the window, talking to the protagonist
>"i'll make you an offer you can't refuse."
>"would you like an anvil?"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil?!"
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>>64356799
kok
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I hate this meme but I'm glad I saw this thread so I'll understand it when it gets referenced
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>a character comes out as gay
>next scene is him taking it in the ass
>vile, vile stuff is shown under the pretext of being gay-friendly
>i literally cannot watch the movie anymore with all the gross buttfucking involved
>lasts for twenty bloody minutes
>saying the movie sucks for any reason is considered hateful, homophobic and sexist

>mfw i realise what they were fucking on
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>>64353561

Damn. You got called the fuck out on this one.
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>lonely nerd character reads post in a tropes thread on a bhutanese ASCII platform
>starts to read another one
>no anvils mentioned
I fucking hate that one
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>samefag trying to force his shit meme thread
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>>64357006
I'm pretty sure that wasn't a movie
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>>64353757
Is anvilposting the new maymay of '16?
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>>64353992
>school over
>walked out of the building
>I was the only one there because almost everyone left early and a few stayed
>hear a girl say hi
>about to turn around and say hi back
>right before saying it I realized she was on the phone

close call
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>>64357188
i fucking hope not for fuck sake.
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>>64353757
Look what you've done.
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>>64357241
i fucking hope not for fuck sake.
i have too many anvils as it is!

FTFY
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>CAN'T? OR WON'T!?
How does this blatantly cliche line still get used all the time?
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Wow, 1 day into the new year and we already have a dank new meme! XD
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>>64357443
Hi, Reddit!
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>>64357426
name one movie where it gets used
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>>64357489
Hi, Reddit!
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>>64353561
when will this meme end
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>>64357489
Hello Reddit! Would you like this anvil?
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>>64357426
Name 3 blockbusters, 14 pornos, 97 flicks, and 33 youtube videos where this is used or you're full of shit
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>>64357671
Name one traitor where this hello reddit!
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>>64357375
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>>64355936
holy shit
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quality thread
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>>64354059
my teacher did this to me once.
He asked class question, I put up my arm, he looks in my direction and says "alright".
Someone behind me started talking before I could finish my first word and then I remembered his epic joke from before.
Something along the lines like "Do you prefer Liz?", "I'm alright".
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>>64357832
What the fuck I read all of this and expected an Anvil punchline but it never came.
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>>64357832
my blacksmith did this to me once.
He asked apprentices question, I put up my arm, he looks in my direction and says "anvil".
Someone behind me started hammering before I could finish my first word and then I remembered his epic joke from before.
Something along the lines like "Do you prefer Liz?", "I'm anvil".
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>>64357006
underrated
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>>64355759
all me t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m ͏
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>>64357936
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>girl does something manly
>"I had 4 brothers" or "My dad wanted a son"
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>>64357507
I can't name one off the top of my head, but I just saw it yesterday in Star Trek: Deep Space 9 and it's also used in Archer
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>an anvil is getting on a plane
>guy in charge says he doesn't get to bring friends
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>>64358246
STOP
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>>64358246
This isn't a trope, this is how most females are raised if they are surrounded by anvils from a young age.
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>>64358246
>girl forges a sword
>"I had 4 anvils or "My dad wanted a blacksmith"
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>>64357936
>>
>hundreds of awesome Kanjiklub threads
>404d instantly
>shitty anvil thread
>253 likes
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>>64358611
>likes
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>>64353757
The one that started it all.
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>>64357936
KEK
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>>64353535
>main character is about to be shot by the bad guy
>gunshot
>Main character turns around to see that his friend shot the bad guy
>Friend says "hello would like this anvil"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"
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>driving scene
>one of the characters look in the mirror and sees a car behind them
>"I think we're being followed"
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>>64353757
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>>64358895
>driving scene
>one of the characters look in the mirror and sees an anvil behind them
>"when will i be rid of this anvil?!"
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>>64358895
Name 7500 kinomatographs where this happened.
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>>64359107
>Hardie Hole
I never knew anvils were this fun
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>disaster movie in USA
>features the Statue of Liberty being destroyed
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>>64355759
Don't ever fucking reply to me again if you're not going to contribute to the thread.
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>>64359107
censor that!
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>>64359107
SPOILER
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>>64359195
>disaster movie in blacksmiths workshop
>features the anvil being destroyed
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>>64359278
blasphemy!
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>>64353561
BTFO
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>romcom flick
>the male protagonist gets cucked by an anvil
EVERY
TIME
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>go to /tv/ to find a film to watch
>end up laughing my ass off at dank shitposting
every.fucking.time.
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>>64359409
>go to /tv/ to find a film to watch

Name me one time anyone on this fucking board has every done that
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>go to movies
>Jews pushing interanvil relationships
Every. Fucking. Time
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>The actor who always plays bad guys is playing a good guy
>Turns out he's actually a bad guy who betrays the good guys
>Turns out he's an anvil too
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>>64358656

anvils*
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>"Hey! You can't do that!"
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>film with something abnormal happning in the beginning
>homeless drunk is the first to witness this
>looks at his booze
>shrugs
>continues drinking
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>>64354948
Me too to be honest famila
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>2015 + another 1
>not taking your anvil to the theater to bypass NSP

makes for a descent seat so you can have a completely unobstructed view over the plebians
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>>64359809
>film with something abnormal happening in the beginning
>blacksmith is the first to witness this
>looks at his anvil
>shrugs
>continues smithing
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>main character is presented with a challenge
>he wins

played out trope desu senpai
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>>64359932
>blacksmith is presented with an anvil
>he smiths

played out trope desu senpai
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>>64355483
Kek
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>>64353757
>main character is walking down the street
>a man with an anvil comes over to him
>it ain't me starts playing
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>>64359957
why can't it be a she? fuck the patriarchy desu senpai
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>>64355540
Tip top lel
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>80s romantic flick
>female find out the male lead was lying the whole time
>starts running away
>male character yells her name but she keeps running
>turn around bright eyes starts playing
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>>64360064
>80s romantic flick
>female finds out the male lead was an anvil the whole time
>starts running away
>male character yells her name but she keeps running
>turn around bright sparks starts playing
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The first day of the new year, already a gem of a thread.
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>hacking scene
>screen filled with fast scrolling binary and huge text telling the status of the hacking
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>War movie
>Gets blasted/shell shocked
>Everything goes slow-mo
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>>64360320
>all sounds gets muffled and a high pitch sound appears
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>>64360320
>anvil movie
>gets hammered/smith shocked
>everything goes slow-mo
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>>64360577
>>all sounds gets muffled and a high pitch sound appears
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>>64354446

>white overweight sidekick character in asian country starts a fight with locals
>this starts to play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0
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>>64353876
no frog, didn't read
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wow nice meme guys XD
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>>64353876
>character finds out villain is an anvil
>becomes nervous very obviously and says he has to smith instead of just doing whatever the fuck they were doing as to not arise suspicion
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>>64355420
>Character has a smithing companion that is not an anvil
>It acts like an anvil
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>"I'll call you back"
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>CIA men trying to hack their way into the system
>"it's impossible"
>nerdy guy with glasses approaches
>*tap tap tap tap tap*
>"I'm in"

>yfw the code was "anvil"
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>Foreign film
>Set in the mountains of the Alps
>Knock on the door
>It's a sexy French man
>"Bonjour mademoiselle, would you like of of my anvils?"
>"Non"

JUST
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>character trying to eavesdrop something behind the door
>door opens and hits him
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>>64361933
>plot twist
>anvil falls from above
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>>64355936

good job faggot
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>tfw the protagonists need to put a broken sword back together
>>
>YOU CAN HAVE ANY ANVIL YOU WANT
>AS LONG AS IT'S A CORONA
What did Dom even mean by this?
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>ctrl + f anvil
>147 results
Christ, this fag is really determined.
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>>64354029
Tell that to Kanjanvil
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>>64354403
i don't get it
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what the fuck is all this anvil shit
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>>64359107
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>>64356345
lel
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>you and what army?
>this army!
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>>64353757
Posting for meme history =^}
>>
>>64353561

True Detective season 2
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>>64354029
Lel
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>>64354677
Can somebody please explain that the fuck is happening in this picture
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>>64363296
My guess is that pepe's so angry that he's shaking. As a result of this the popcorn becomes airborne.
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>>64363296
>>64363480

His mouth is open. He is trying to throw all the popcorn and catch it in his mouth.
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>>64353757
why would you do this
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>>64363135
>you and what anvil?
>THIS ANVIL

every time.
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>>64363748
What a poor attempth that is then. He should be faced upwards to simply it by making the popcorn fall into his mouth rather catching it when it's directly ahead of him.
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>>64363748
it could also be that he is screaming in anger or fear. perhaps its a scary movie and he shrieks, the popcorn goes flying
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>>64363929
perhaps the scare is caused by a ghostly anvil apparition
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what the fuck is going on in here
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>>64364302
the birth of a meme, anon
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>>64354677
You're autistic, thee's nothingf jwjsrong wih hreois?.
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>100 posters
>300 posters

samefag general

daily reminder no meme will ever top baneposting or sheevposting.
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Anvil Meme is not funny

Its 2016 and you faggots can't even stop memeing for one day. Kill yourselves.
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>>64364413
People said Sheevposting wouldn't ever take off because Baneposting was still pretty big at the time

Now Sheev is nearly as prominent as Bane, but they coexist
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>>64355936
dear god my sides
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>vietnam war movie
>it aint anvil starts playing
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>>64359107
Name 8 hardie holes and 87 rounded edges where this actually happens
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>>64353757
Being part of history here
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>>64362424
He meant Corona paid to have the cool rebellious characters exclusively drink their beer so when all the little kids who grew up watching that movie wanting to be cool like the racecar driver guys turned 21 they would have guaranteed revenue
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>>64364302
cancer.
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>Character accepts a stranger's anvil
>Next shot is him taking it back to his garage
>He has hundreds of anvils stacked in the corners
>BWEEEEEEEEEE
>BWEEEEEEEEEE
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>>64353757
I was here.
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>>64353757
i was here
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>>64353757
I was here
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>>64366022
>>64366029
>>64366235
someone must have posted this shit on r/4chan or imgur or tumblr or some shit.

Fuck off cancers
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>>64353757
why would he own more than one anvil and why cant he throw the extra anvils away
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>>64354641
fucking kek
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It's never going to take off. You can all stop trying now.
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>>64353757
Kek
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>>64366852
live in the moment, friend
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>>64353757
Here for history
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>>64367133
>>64366235
>>64366029
>>64366022
where the fuck are you cunts from
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>>64353757
i was here when a failed meme began
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>>64367204
Another thread that linked to this one. I called someone a 16 year old cuck there. They talked about people banging hammers on their anvils and tfw no anvil of your own. didn't get the meme was directed here.
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I just got 4 teeth taken out, this isn't the time for this sort of thing
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>>64367341
what thread was that? Link it.
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>>64367513

>>64365071
>>64365071

here two posts up was the cuck call
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>>64367508
This isn't an anvil joke.
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>>64353757
I was here

-DarkStar32
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>>64353757
posting
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>>64353757
Just saw this on r/4chan, fucking keked hard to be honest family.
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>>64353561

No Country For Old Men
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>>64354029
>The Anvil Hoarder (1930)
>top result is this page
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>two people are speaking in their native language
>they change to English during the most important part of the conversation
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Where were you when anvil-posting was forcefully birthed into meaningless existence?
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>>64353757
literally reddit.
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>>64353561
Don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread I have too many anvils as it is.
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I hate all of you.
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wat
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>>64353757
here we go
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>>64353757
I remember this thread.
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>movie cliche thread
>OP is a dumb frogposter
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>>64353757
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>>64353757
Hey
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>>64372290
>implying robospeak isn't hexidecimal-morse
>>
>>64359107
I put my horn in your sister's hardie hole, and then I flipped her over and shoved it into her pritchel hole
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>>64353757
Fuck you
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>>64353757

Fuck it, anvilposting best meme of this young 2016 season.
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>>64355496

YAHURRRMEME?
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Jesus people
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>>64355496
>jews everywhere

Name a single Coen brothers' movie where this happens. They seem fascinated with white midwestern and southern culture. They're the least jewy of Hollywood jews.
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>>64355362

ah fuck this one got to me :(
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>>64355244

CALCULATIONS CORRECT
>>
Thread is done. I'm calling it. Goodnight everyone.
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