10 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT DARTH VADER

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Holy shit I'm dying

I can't believe nobody responded to this thread yet, it's literally Mike and Rich reading a wookieepedia page

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>Emperor Palpatine Reconstructive Surgery Center

>>64326367
>>64327177
>>64327235
Blatant same-fagging.

>>64327261
Fuck you, it's January

>>64326367
It's like poetry, every scene so that it rhymes

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>>64326367
I FUCKING LOOOOOOVE STAR WARS

>Darth Vader's suit was made by the lowest bidder

What, did they plan on make 10,000 suits or something?

Give the guy a fucking break. I can't believe Sheev of all people cheaped out on making Darth Vader's suit.

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>Due to budgetary restraints

kek

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>>64327235
mrw

This whole thread is literally one guy responding to himself.

>>64326367
oh man so funny it actually stops being funny

>due to budgetary constraints

How can they build 2 death stars and not a good suit for vader

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>RLM doing "10 ten CUHRAZY things about ___" clickbait videos

goddamnit why

>>64327556
Needed to cut cost on Vader's suit so they could build the death stars. You know how much it costs to pay a thousand Ykadorians to create just a single part of the materials needed for the suit? Please.

>>64327586
Are you serious?

>>64327586
They at least acknowledge it was clickbait.

Is there going to be a Stream-a-thon on New Year's Day?

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>>64326367
>RLM video
>"Sneakin' in the Back" sample starts playing

I want to believe Mike is a fan of Massive Attack.

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>>64327623
>They at least acknowledge it was clickbait.

>>64327876
That's the joke, stupid.

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If my hair ends up like Rich's then I least I hope I could still laugh at life like he does

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>..the right glove being a Mandalorian crush gaunt, fitted around one of Lord Khan's indestructible sith amulet..

>>64326367
This is stupid.

>>64326367
Oh man, it didn't go too far down the rabbit hole for me but man is been a while since I laughed that hard

>>64328174
>Emperor Palpatine Reconstructive Surgery Center
>budgetary restraints
Can't remember the last time I laughed this hard

Forget HitB and that other crap, they should just have Mike and Rich or Jay reading wookieepedia articles

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>that one group of hair strands that separate from the rest of rich's hair

poor guy

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Vader falls down stairs
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>64327177

i thought this was just some random buzzfeed video despite ops picture.

>mike and rich reading a wookiepedia page

time to get comfy

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I love Rich's subtitles

that was pretty funny

>>64328349
Don't bother getting comfy if you have any sense of humor at all

I'm pretty jaded and I was almost in tears watching this

Anything star wars related other than the ot is hilarious trash

>>64328492
Anything star wars related is hilarious trash
FTFY Reddit :^)

>>64326367
Moderators, this is a blatant violation of the rules. I would hope theat you're consistent with those. Being biased is bad lol

Does Darth Vader have a penis? Or was it replaced by a robo-penis?

They tell us about Vader and why he wears the suit, but why does he wear the mask?

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>Emperor Palpatine Reconstructive Surgery Center

>>64328629
Mods stickied an RLM thread recently. It's official /tv/-core. If you don't like then you are the true redditor here

>budgetary constraints stopped Vader from performing the Sheev Spin with his robot legs
Damn that's fucked up

>>64328629
Advertising your rectal trauma will only make them stay, and make others act like them. Basically, you're smoking while getting mad at cancer.

>>64328660
His tank is filled with Jar Jar gas. One sniff reminds him that red dotted dick.

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IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH, LITTLE BIT OF BOTH

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>>64328714
>>64327235

>>64328629
>triggered

>>64328720
>>64328756

Mods shouldn't be advertising anything. I just emailed Moot.

>>64328648
Palpatine probably had a remote-controlled dildo installed up his cyber rectum.

>>64326367
>its not clickbait if we're ironically aware of it being clickbait
no it's still clickbait

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chair

wtf is going on with Rich's hair?

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>>64328838

>>64328858

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sex
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hair
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Money
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast

>>64328896
Which one is Rich? The faggot or the faggot?

>>64326367
5/5 friend simulator.

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>>64328812
>I just emailed Moot.
I'm guessing you've been away for awhile friend?

>>64328955
>pre cucking

Why does he have two empty glasses and hes lookin in a window?

>>64326367
THAT FAT FUCKS LAUGHTER IS LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD.

imj sof ucking drunk ruht now2

MEEEEEEEEEMES

MIKE & jay

SHEEV

someone TELL ME MY LIFE ISNT MARGINALLY WROTHLESS

Haha lol us redditors this just soooo funny us memers guys

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>>64329115
Relax, pal. Your life isn't marginally worthless and isn't literally wrothless either.

Hey guys according to our website statistics 80% of traffic comes from 4han. I reckon we should make threads there

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>>64326367
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Emperor_Palpatine_Surgical_Reconstruction_Center
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Imperial_throne_room_%28Emperor_Palpatine_Surgical_Reconstruction_Center%29

>>64329257

Do something about it

>>64328416
Why are they so cruel to his fetal alcohol syndrome?

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>>64328798

>>64329312
>Literally built a Sith Hospital in plain sight because the jedi wouldn't attack it
>Hurr durr the sith are extinct

Bravo Lucas

or EU

I don't even fucking know

>>64326367

They're getting a bit too carried away with making 'ironic' clickbait

>>64328492
>I'm a literal child

>>64329438
They may have gone too far in a few places.

>>64329438
Low energy R U

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>>64329438
Yes, but ha ha ha, that whacky Star Wars! Those inevitable views!

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>>64326367

>vader's replacement suit was cancelled due to budgetary restrictions

>"lol those nerds ands their lame eu"
>proceeds to explain darth vaders chingchong light saber technique

>>64329335
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

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>>64328798

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>>64326367

>>64328648
They were going to install one, but you know... Budgetary restraints...

>>64329821
>not realizing Rich completely made that part up

>>64329257
>Fucking never reply me to unless again contributing you're the to thread.
what did he mean by this?

>>64330177
its a meme in another thread you dip. the guy said this and got a millions reaction replies.

>budgetary reasons

fucking kek. The emperor controls 99% of the galaxy how the fuck couldn't he pay or find the resources for a new suit

>>64330081

Ok rich sure you did

>>64330234
sorry i dont keep up with threadly memes, i'll try harder senpai

Man Mike is losing his edge. Old Mike would have made Rich make out with the Darth Vader doll at the end.

So have we just accepted that redditlettermemedia makes these threads or have people not actually realized?

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I am in tears. This is the greatest thing RLM has done.

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>>64326367
>yfw Jay was inside that Darth Vader suit

They should start a new series where they just read random wookieepedia pages.

>>64330429
The page on breasts would be a good one.

>enough money to build three death stars
>can't find money for a new suit for Vader

>>64330349
Just watch the video and relax

It's funny

>>64330522
>Palpy told Darth that if he wants a new suit, he needs to get a part time job

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>His suit randomly beeps for no reason
Who the fuck thought that up?

Like Rich said, this makes me like Palpatine even more.

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Cucked by a Droid

>>64330715
>Palpatine
Literally who? Do you mean sheev?

Daily Reminder that Mike Stoklasa, aka Mr. Plinkett, immensely enjoyed Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

>"I loved it. It was everything I hoped it would be."

Literally confirmed MOTY

>>64330935
Nobody gives a fuck, faggot.

>>64330320
you fucking better mate. how do you expect to rise to the rank of Master Dark Shitposter?

Lay off Sheev. The guy has to pay off the bill for the entire clone army AND finance the Death Star construction. Cuts have to come from somewhere.

>>64328648
His penis was fine, during surgery he even had the option to improve on it with Mandalorian polymers etched with ancient sith glyphs of virility but, due to budgetary constraints, had to forego that option and furthermore had his genitals removed to save money for costly skin grafts.

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>>64331137
Sheev will guide me

>>64329924

Do something about it.

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who are legitimately upset that the EU has been decanonized when all of the shit like this was a part of it

>>64330263
He hired Space Jews(Javas) that skim off the top and call it "budgetary constraints".
He's no accountant.

>>64330630
I'm sure it was some minor plot point

And then, when combined with all the other EU crap, this is what you get

>>64330263
He's also pure evil and really loves a good laugh. I love that as ridiculous as this all is, it fits in perfectly.

>>64331268
I miss the 1% from the EU that was good. I laugh at the people who actually got upset about it.

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>>64330482

SFDebris included a bit where he compared Wookiepedia's "breasts" article against Star Trek's equivalent, Memory Alpha.

http://sfdebris.com/videos/startrek/t130.php

At 15:00 in.

>palpatine cheaped out on the suit his apprentice was going to wear for life
>it's uncomfortable as fuck
>it beeps for no reason at all
>he can barely walk without falling over
>he has to eat paste through a straw
>he can't even sleep
>he can't lift his arms up
>his pants keep getting caught on things
>his bones itch 24/7
>his shoes don't even fit
>someone can just press a single button right on his chest and shut his entire system down
>palpatine says he'll buy/build a new suit for him, one that is much higher quality and a lot more comfortable but then says "sorry don't have the budget for it :^)"
Jesus christ what a nightmare.

>Don't make me use the lightning on you Vader

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>>64331439

Kinda makes sense, thematically. Sheev knows how strong he is. Keeping him in an electronically powered suit makes him even more vulnerable than anyone else to his Force Lightning.

Pic unrelated. Everyone bitching about Chewie's reaction to Han's death needs to remember that he'd often act like a pussy and freak out when Luke slightly touches him. Wookies are smart dogs, but still dogs.

Any notion that sheev has budgetary issues is complete bullshit when the construction of two fucking death stars was ably to be funded

>>64331268
This is something i don't get either. Nobody has ever given a shit about the EU, i've not once ever seen it even mentioned here before. Then suddenly force awakens comes out and the EU is no longer canon and everyone is crying about it. You've never even given a shit before because it's awful, all this complete nonsense, all these retarded character, fucking darksabers and white lightsabers, darth maul magically being alive still, jedi characters existing like 5 years before the OT even though were supposed to be pretty much extinct. It's all stupid, why does anyone care it's gone?

>>64331439
Yeah like Mike said I would of just killed myself

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>>64331545
>darth maul magically being alive still

That part's still canon because it's part of disney commissioned cartoons

>>64331545
Retarded characters like Ahsoka existing, Jedi existing 5 years before ANH, Maul being alive, and darksabers are all canon, senpai.

>>64331545
fuck off. the EU is the only reason star wars still exists. it's what carried the series during the long pauses between movies. no one gave a shit about star wars during those times except the people who liked the EU.

>>64331545
>fucking darksabers and white lightsabers, darth maul magically being alive still, jedi characters existing like 5 years before the OT even though were supposed to be pretty much extinct.
But all of these things are still canon.

>>64331545
A lot of those things are actually still accepted as canon by disney

specifically the darksabers, darth maul being alive, and jedi existing 5 years before the OT

>>64331679
EU fanboy calm down

>>64331229
See
>>64329588

>>64331762
The Jedi exist all the way up until the OT, I'm pretty sure

In that first meeting with Tarkin in ANH where they talk about dissolving the Senate they also mention eliminating the last of the Jedi

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>I'm glad that shitty EU is gone!
>listed a bunch of shit that is still canon, as decreed by The Great Mouse

>>64327416
Hey man, cut Sheev some slack. He had to find the funds for 2 Death Stars somewhere.

>budgetary restrictions

holy shit this cant be real

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>>64331545
>kyle katarn isnt canon

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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Emperor_Palpatine_Surgical_Reconstruction_Center

>>64329211
Why is young Mike so dreamy?

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>>64329045

sorry. i don't watch memetubers

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Did all the EU fan boys make this shit up?

or was this stuff all in the books?

>Emperor Palpatine Reconstructive Surgery Center

>>64327261

Fucking kill yourself you supid fucking flaming homosexual stupid shit eating fucking fuck faggot

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>>64332398
Holy fuck Vader wears a giant Mandalorian Alloy diaper

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>>64332397
K, keep your shitty Iphone. Dude. Fuck off, my cat died.

>>64332705
The wookipedia page on Darth Vader's armor has 66 references.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Vader's_armor


In comparison, the wikipedia article on real life plate armor only has 22.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plate_armour

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I legit drew a hot bubble bath, set this on my toilet and watch it while I soaked. You guys don't even know. comfiest I've ever been.

Also Darth Vader's life is hell holy shit. The Emperor Palpatine hospital shit had me dying.

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>>64327801
>tfw no stream
They didn't even acknowledge it NOT happening. Actually kind of bummed. All 4 streams were fun as fuck, year after year.

I take it Space Cop is being worked on like crazy, but they could have at least said there were no plans ahead of time, instead of leaving me with a glimmer of hope.

>>64332785
/b/ here, hey do you know where the nearest designated street is

>Because of the extensive mechanics of his armor, he was once mistaken by the droid C-3PO for a new model of guard droid during one of the Emperor's Ball ceremonies. The Sith Lord sentenced the protocol droid to work as a preschool attendant for a year as punishment.[36][37]

Wat

>>64329387
RICH IS BALDING!?!? HOLY SHIIIIT! THIS IS NEWWWWS!!!!!

on the real though I think he should sweep that tuft of hair to the other side. it triggers me.

>>64332818
>The Emperor Palpatine hospital shit had me dying

We need more

>>64330935
This is only because Disney acknowledged his autism.

>>64332909
>Darth Vader treats C3PO like shit despite him creating him and being the only reminder he has of his mom

Was this written before the Prequels?

>>64333229
He only sentenced him to be a preschool attendant, that's pretty lenient.

>>64326367
is this tim and eric

>>64327586

Ironic shitposting for clicks

>>64327586
You are a fucking idiot

>Darth Vader tried to get a hair transplant
>Darth Vader is a big black guy

Is this guy any more /tv/?

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>>64326367
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Emperor_Palpatine_Surgical_Reconstruction_Center

>The Chancellor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center, sometimes shortened to ChanPal SuRecon Center

>ChanPal

>no Jay

0/10

>fantasy story about space knights and a force made of magic
>blah blah budget constraints blah blah TPS reports blah blah
>instead of "he has future space armor that makes him super badass"

Oh Jorge, it just won't be the same without you.

>>64332733
Lol! What a way to confirm that shit ,anon. But, seriously you should end yourself now.

>>64326367
Reminder that whenever you respond to people who defend the prequels, those are the same people who take the things mentioned in this video seriously.

>>64335237

Not just a hair transplant, but an emergency hair transplant en route from mustafar to the Emperor Sheev Memorial Hospital

>>64337122
Im imagining the end of RotJ with disgusting rotten egghead anakin with a beautiful hairpiece

>>64326367
They're just reading from Wookiepedia, aren't they? In b4 breast.

>budget restraints

fucking kek

>>64331268
This stuff is still mostly canon, I think, and if not, most of this bullshit is from a recent author who will probably be hired by Disney to come up with similar bullshit for Kylo Ren's suit

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>>64328798
Nice.

>>64329072
Fuck you, Rich has the laugh of an angel.

Why are they talking as if they are parodying themselves the whole time. Its so fucking annoying.

>>64338296
Good, good...

>>64338077
>Why are they talking as if they are parodying themselves the whole time.
What are you even on about, grabage boy?

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>>64338296

>>64326367
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVzc20Bm8Xo
i don't understand why it isn't on their site but thanks

>>64338749
your video is shit. get fucked fag.

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>>64329211
>>64332385

I'm thinking about how much more Polish he looked when he was younger.

When he's mute and you can't hear his American accent it's way more evident.

>>64339020
Seriously, what are you on about?

>>64329211
watching this right next to their newest video has literally made me suicidal. that poor fuck... that poor, fat, fuck. everything dies, everything rots.

>>64339075
Who wants to live forever, anyway?

>>64339141
people oblivious to their glaring flaws, i guess

>>64339141
Sheev

>no new years stream

>>64339235
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKZtppbm_Q

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>>64327235
>>64327177
This is literally canon in the expanded universe
https://books.google.com/books?id=qtStlQaAcrUC&pg=PT45&lpg=PT45

>The emperor of the entire galactic order
>Budgetary constraints stop him from building a good apprentice
>The droids gave him a shiny helmet in hopes it would distract Sheev from the shit job they did

>budgetary restraints
Lucas is retarded

>>64339297
When even your droids are programmed to half-ass their job and worry about budget constraints.
>bravo lucas

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>>64339297

I actually like the idea that Vader's suit is such a horrific, cumbersome nightmare that he has to rely on the force just to move. I like the idea that he lives in constant pain and is basically an evil-fueled corpse kept alive long past his expiration date, and I even kind of like the idea that Palpatine is partially responsible for all this. What a great way to ensure that your protegé never gets too big for his britches.

I don't like the idea that all this is due to budgetary fucking constraints. I don't like the idea that his helmet is shiny so it would distract Palpatine from the shitty job they did. I don't like the idea that his life is controlled by a pathetic little button panel on the front of his abdomen. I don't like the idea of Darth goddamn Vader being a helpless elderly person who is prone to falling down and has a built-in LifeAlert system. And all of this courtesy of the skilled droids at the EMPEROR PALPATINE SURGICAL RECONSTRUCTION CENTER (EMPALSURECON).

Star Wars is insane. This shit is hilarious.

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>Emperor Palpatine Reconstructive Surgery Center

>>64339297
Medical droids are fucking terrible in star wars, seriously. "Oh she lost the will to live" seriously? Why did they stop using humans for medical shit?

>>64328798
PERFECT!

>>64327177
WHEN THEY DO IT IT'S NOT FUNNY BECAUSE THEY GET AD REVENUE FROM IT

IT DOESN'T COUNT

MONEY KILLS FUN AUTOMATICALLY

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>>64332345
>grievous was an arab bounty hunter before becoming a jedi robot
>his droid face is modeled after his bounty hunter mask

Pretty cool actually.

>>64331286
The space Jews were those guys in robes collecting loan repayment from sheev on the second death star

It really takes away some of Vader's intimidation when you learn what a fucking misery his life was in that suit.

I mean I assume beforehand it was pretty straightforward. He's put in a suit, it makes him a bit taller, it gives him life-support and it probably gives him a ridiculously high AC.

Now he's just a walking corpse in a shoddily made robo-coffin.

>>64339732
This. It's pretty sad actually.

>>64332385

but what about his foot game?

>>64339599
>Why did they stop using humans for medical shit?
Budgetary constraints. Bots be cheap, you know?

>64326367
>Due to budgetary restraints
They can build a massive Deathstar that is easily vulnerable to sabotaged, but they can't give a man his suit?

>>64339832
Can this man destroy a planet in like 5 minutes?
Priorities, bro, the man is running a business.

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GOTTA KEEP THA SHEEV
DOWN IN THE HOLE
KEEP 'IM IN THA HOLE
KEEP 'IM IN THA HOLE
KEEP 'IM IN THA HOLE
DOWWWNNN IN THA HOLE

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I guess the budget cuts were taken because Grievous hacked Palpatine's account.

>>64326367
>we have to wait til episode 7 comes on dvd before we get a plinkett review

Life is suffering

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>Darth Vader's suit was particularly vulnerable to electrical discharges.
>Sheev knew this.
>Vader would later outfit his armor with electrical isolation.

>>64339934
I doubt we're getting one at all, Mike already said he liked it.

>>64339973

The idea of Palpatine bullying Darth Vader with Force Lighting is endlessly amusing.

This whole thread was started by same fags supporting multiple same fags.

>>64327586
They're doing it ironically
To make money ironically

>>64340045
What are you trying to say, fag?

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>>64326367

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>>64340045
>multiple same fags

>>64340163
>>64340168
confirmed

>>64340164
>making a pic collage of your own posts
Pretty pathetic

>>64339732
>>64339780
Some pathos is fine, he's not supposed to be a guy we want to be, he's supposed to be a monster, so there needs to be an element of horror to his condition.

But they did it to the point where it becomes straight up comical.

>>64340164
>(you)
end yourself

Where is all that comical stuff coming from? Who thought it would be a good idea to give Vader's medical droids car's salesman personalities?

>>64340164
autism

what the fuck is 19BBY

>>64340416

(BBY) Before the Battle of Yavin.

>>64340416
the year

>Rich 'The Bulge' Evans

how big do you think his cock is?

>>64339822
>male feet

/tv/ has gone to far

Why are these obvious Youtube advertising threads allowed on /tv/?

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>Vader needs to wear suit for life after getting burned a bit
>Every bone in Sion's body was split yet he only wore pants and was able to withstand terrible amounts of damage
Vader is a big pussy and lore in movies sucks

>>64340527
Why do you go into full butthurt mode on every RLM thread?

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We may have gone too far in a few places

You know, it would have been incredibly easy to justify Vader's lower tech than Grievous.

Just say that Vader was to prideful to take Grievous route or whatever.

>>64339021
Isn't Stoklasa a Czech/Slovakian name?

>>64339075
I think he still looks good, even if fat.

>>64340867
Nope. It's Polish. And if I remember correctly Mike is from Chicago. Poles have huge community there.

>budgetary reasons
oh palpi you madman

>>64340766
But where's the statue

How the fuck does the empire have budgetary restrains? They built a fucking death star.

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>>64328798

>>64327992
He should just shave his head at this point. His hair was fucking distracting.

>>64329984
>
The correct term would be "gauntlets"

>>64331586
No buddy gives fucks about a Ni thing aboat thins bei soedice movies.
It's all stupid fanfics in the end.

>>64337103
This

We seriously can't do anything about blatant same fagging, mods?
This whole thread is a guy and some straggling faggots talking to themselves.

>>64341539
>Ni thing aboat thins bei soedice movies

anon are you alright?

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>>64341570
The butthurt is swelling within you....

>Vader was going to get a new suit
>project was cancelled due to budgetary restraints
>Kylo finds that out and wants the suit
>literally Vader 2.0

POTTERY

>>64341570

There's136 unique posters in the thread

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>tfw Vader literally has butthurt from his synthetic ass.

RLM really like destroying toys that cost hundreds of dollars
They're just burning through that patreon money

>>64327501
Whoa whoa whoa, back to reddit pal

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>The monitoring panel beeped frequently and for no reason

>>64341570
Hello reddit!

>>64341747
>what are tax deductions

>>64340649
NONCANON

>>64341899
Good. Everything left in canon is shit.

>>64341570
>140 unique posts

okay captain autismo

>>64341906
just saying nobody cares about your favorite fanfiction

>>64341928
Doesn't change the fact SW movies are shit

>>64341943
Atleast they're canon.

>>64341943
SW EU is shittier

>>64342000
Canon to shit eating manchildren like you? You can keep it, pal.

Amusingly, Kotor 2 seems to be canon. The new llightsaber is based on a model that mentions Malchor's events by name.

>>64332398
OW MY BONE MARROW

>>64342037
That's really weird. Maybe they picked some good parts of EU to stay canon?

>>64342035
>shit eating manchildren
>likes star wars eu

>>64331586
No, Maul was brought back when it was just George paying for those cartoons. Disney cancelled the show midway through production of Season 6 when they bought Star Wars

>>64339599
Apparently that was more because those droids were programmed to treat those weird little aliens living at that asteroid base that rarely had human visitors.

>>64331532
What's there to bitch about Chewie's reaction? Thing to remember he's like 10 times older than Han or something. It's like an old man losing his dog.

>>64342074
They can recanonize stuff at any given time.

I can't wait for Luceno or some other author the recanonize all of this shit about Vader's suit, so all the faggots praising Disney for canning the EU will whine even more.

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>>64341572
I am okkk, anon. Thanks for your attention.

>>64330630
Sheev

I hate this fucking board.

>>64342074
Like LEIA&SOLO'S SON IS FUCKIBG ASSHOLE, IDIOT AND PIECE OF SITH.
Americans really are stupid :(

>>64327586
You didn't even bother seeing the thumbnail?

>>64342871
Hello reddit.

>>64329438
They're just laughing their asses off at how retarded SW lore is by reading from a wookiepedia page. If they didn't have the ironic title and thumbnail you wouldn't even notice.

>>64343132
The most newfag, reddit reply ever. Been here a year, eh kid?

>>64331679
Yes we did, and we cringed pretty hard most of the time...Heir to the Empire was nice, and most of the Dark Horse stuff, but the novelty wore of fast.
The EU being an overall embarrassment is partly why we were so easy on EP I initially.
Star Wars Fans never stopped being Star Wars Fans, and only a fraction of those actually have poor taste enough to really like the EU.

>>64330935
Don't forget how he tries to fill in plotholes himself (like Luke's map) whereas if this was the prequels he would just point them as negatives, like he did.

>>64343195
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

i cannot stand these guys

happly new year

>>64341943
>Doesn't change the fact SW movies are shit
>Guy who likes the edgy, fanfic story of Kotor 2 doesn't like Star Wars
Color me surprised

>>64338077
>parodying themselves
When? You mean parodying buzzfeed?

>>64341906
Star Wars is so much worse now that Luuke and Luuuke are no longer canon

>>64337704
Ren doesn't have a "suit". He wears armor under a cloth tunic. That's it. I hope it stays that way.

>>64332345
>sometimes shortened to ChanPal SuRecon Center

>>64339141

When the option is be dead forever or live forever most would take the latter option.

>>64326367
>kids movie
>having expectations higher than 'its a kids movie'

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>>64326367
>yfw the wookiepedia entry they read from pretty much amounts to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ffCICQ-bU

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>>64345129
>that autotuned NOOOOOO

Let's be 100% honest. Vader's suit was shit and he lived in constant misery because Sheev thought it was funny as hell.

And he was right.

So they're basically just reading a wookiepedia page to me? Why would I watch that?

>>64331268
I miss KotOR 1 and 2, everything else can rot

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>>64326367
'mirrin dat big black bulge of Rich.

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>>64326367
>Jay and Mike read Wookieepedia

Oh god it hurts

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>>64340164
>(you)

>>64345664
>Jay

>>64328798
Someone needs to go to Wookieepedia and edit this as the articles jpeg.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Emperor_Palpatine_Surgical_Reconstruction_Center?file=Sithisis_Ritual_2.JPG

>>64345874

>The Chancellor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center, sometimes shortened to ChanPal SuRecon Center

>ChanPal SuRecon Center

holy fuck
and people are legitimately upset the EU is no longer canon?

>>64330012
>>64330012
>>64330012

>budgetary restraints

HAHAHa does anyone have a source to this on wookieepedia?

>search 'darth vader' on wookiepedia
>it doesn't autodirect to anakin skywalker

I thought these autists would be on top of things like this

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>tfw no newyears stream this year

>>64327177
>>64339628
>>64328349
>>64332733
>>64327261
>>64327235
>>64327329
>>64327352
>>64327494


Jesus Christ none of you fucking cucks getting the nuances of Star Wars

Kinda makes sense, thematically. Sheev knows how strong he is. Keeping him in an electronically powered suit makes him even more vulnerable than anyone else to his Force Lightning.

>>64340045
>multiple same fags

Look at this cunt's doublespeak

Honestly /tv/ is dying as a hub of intellectual debate

>>64330384
underratedd post

>>64330384
>>64346656
Samefag.

>Make Vader's helmet extra shiny so that the Emperor gets distracted

Unfortunate they hadn't invented Captain Phasma armor yet.

>KOTOR
>KOTOR2
>Kyle Katarn
these are the only good EU things
I will miss them

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maximum clickbait

please, let's ease up on the samefagging

>>64347280
Fuck off.

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Another epic video from the Milwaukee Genius Dream Team.

Will their talents for biting parody, honest self-deprecation, and thoughtful contemplation, ever stop emerging?

>>64327352

I fucking love that film

Honest 10/10

>His subsequent rage destroyed the medical droids that had worked on him to save his life and severely damaged the interior of the main laboratory. It also caused a worker to go deaf permanently.

>The workers didn't know it was Vader who was being worked on. They thought it had been either a ghost or all the beings who had been killed in the Clone Wars screaming one last scream. This rumor continued through 18 BBY.

itt: people who hate world-building

rich's description of the palpatine statue had me dying.
also all you rlm haters need to go back to 9gag.

sheev

>>64347668
World-building is great.

As long as your name isn't "Expanded Universe"

>>64326367
Why do they mock the fanboys who own all the Star Wars toys yet they themselves own all the Star Wars toys?

>>64347590
Do

not

want

>>64347857
Self-depreciation is a cornerstone of humor.

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When J.J. brings Mike & Jay on board, which property do you think he'll assign them to direct a film in first: Star Trek or Star Wars?

>>64339021
what the fuck happened
Mike really got his shit fucked up

>>64348949
>When J.J. brings Mike & Jay on board
ha ha ha they've been "on board" since before you ever heard of them

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>>64349032
I figured that they were, but is it in a paid advisory role, or just occasional phone conversations?

>>64349083
They are literally the puppets of Kathleen Kennedy. They were used as a weapon to eliminate Lucas from Lucasfilm.

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>Sheev intentionally cheaped out on Vader's suit
>Sheev had the designer make the suit as annoying, uncomfortable and painful as possible for Vader
>Sheev's first act as emperor was name a hospital after himself