In honour of this thread being started by an Ocker I shall post a little more of the Melbourne Pocket Rocket.
I like the part where
he breathes fire
Lurk moar and get some decent reaction webms if you wanna dickwave in these threads
>using vpns to shitpost concurrently
Neat, I love that game
And you know, it's not just bullshit because they killed off the series' mascot, it's bullshit because the Spinosaurus would have literally never gotten free of the Rex, and in turn the Rex would never have been held down by something with as weak a jaw as the Spinosaurus.
I.e. this entire fight is utter and complete bullshit in about every way it could be.
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!
On the other hand there was cameltoe
>they are standing next to each other they said
>they aren't supposed to be facing each other they said
wait, they're supposed to be standing right in front of each other and talking face to face????
THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME I THOUGHT THEY WERE DOING SOME WEIRD MANLY SHIT WHERE THEY STOOD NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND DIDN'T MAKE EYE CONTACT
I'M IN FUCKING TEARS
LITERALLY just watched this
>Jordana Brewster as Mia Toretto
eh I didn't know it was her. She was hot as fuck in The Faculty.
I stand corrected anyway.
why is this allowed.
>You will never have prime Kylie bouncing up and down on your cock
>you will never grab one of her legs and spin her around without her ever dismounting
what's the point of even going on?
So the assassins just waited for Narcisse to dance around the pole before shooting him in the head?
But they start walking away, Narcisse does his thing, then one comes back and shoots him in the head
Wouldn't it make more sense to finish him off immediately after shooting both him and the bodyguard?
tall people are the future you delusional manlet
I am looking for any webms from Last of the Mohicans, or The Patriot, or any film/tv set in 18th-century America. Does anon have some?
>Historically Accurate Portrayal of France during WWII.webm
>Posts webm of the 17th century.
Barry Lyndon is set in the Seven Years War anon, which occured in the 18th century
I have no idea what this one is. It may be porn, it may not.
CONSUME SAMSUNG PRODUCTS IN THE NAME OF ADRIANA LIMA
I have three more. It's a bitch to find anything better than old 480p videos of her golden age stuff. That TIM commercial is so fucking hot but I can't find a decent version anywhere.
They came back because it was clear he wasn't as close to death as he should have been you fucking mouthbreather
>think its done
>he fucking takes off his hat, stands up and stumbles a few metres
>"oh shit better go back and make sure i put a bullet in his brain"
I'm digging out old vids I used back in my giffing days and they're so shit by modern standards. It's bad enough you have to comprise on pixels and bitrates and that bother but when the original is poor quality anyway it's just a waste of time.
It's getting to the point I'm dling proper HD rips of whole movies solely to make a 5-second webm from it.
haha yeah I've downloaded a few HD movies just to make a few clips from them. If I cant find the clip I want in a decent quality on youtube or whatever then I gotta download it all
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
I used to have such a crush on her when I was 13 or 14. Kinda paid off since I started boxing and running. Plus I was measuring every girl in school on her.
>"anon what's your fav girl in class?"
>meh all kind of mediocore lookswise
>girls get note of that
>the pretty ones actually tried to impress me to get a compliment of some sort
objectifying women in commercials like that is the best thing to do
Fun fact, this ain't green screen, JLC really was dangling out of that chopper some hundred feet off the ground
and Cameron was right behind the stunt guy with a handheld filming
As sad as I am to say it, this copypasta has really outstayed it's welcome. Everyone got so emphatically charged whenever that jamie curtis pic popped up that it's turned into this perfunctory thing that's just lame.
I remeber this being a lot hotter as a kid
Notice the drop in quality when she goes blonde.
Noah, looks like he used a yify copy to make that.
Still looking for any Mohican, Patriot etc webms if you got them
Nigga that's Noah and yes it's awful.
I imagine it has something to do with anons making and posting webms they like
You should give it a try
contribute some patrician webms of your own then mate
Its really windy in england
I fucking hate this movie because of this scene alone. The entire other movie doesnt fucking matter.
This god damn duck faggot dinosaur took out the Rex? FUCK YOU JURASSIC PARK 3. FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS.
the speed has been increased in that webm, IIRC the steps he took after getting shot the first time were a lot more slow and dying like, not like that
the shooters may have thought it was done, saw him standing and came back for the moneyshot
Yes yes YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Man it's like "Here's a regular butt" then she leans in and BAM! Goodyear blimp!
At least you contributed unlike the other whining fuckbois.
>>half the thread
You mean the first ten posts or so. There's a shitload of OC as usual. Why you got to be such a bitch about it.
One use item
naw, ill just keep making actual /tv/ related webms
You mean like duck dicks and liveleak vids?
>The film was based on the novel of the same name by Dean Koontz, and concerns the imprisonment and forced impregnation of a woman by an artificially intelligent computer.
How have I never seen this movie before? This sounds horny as hell!
>ill just keep making actual /tv/ related webms
>posts a repost